words in movies
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
SUSAN: Hey.
SUSAN: What?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Carol and Susan are dropping off Ben.]
SUSAN: Yeah, a woman I went to college with just became the first female blacksmith down there.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
SUSAN: Ok, this could go on for a while.
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: What's it look like?
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: This should be fun.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Susan: Oh, good. Thisll be fun.
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: Your son.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
Ross: No problem, ok, mmmwa (kisses Carol) oh, mmmwa (kisses Carol's stomach, then punches Susan's shoulder) Susan... (Ross leaves.)
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Susan: What'd you do, dip it in sugar?
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Teacher: Im sorry, I didnt get... Susan is?
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Carol and Susan: It's a...
(Ross and Susan each gesture for the other to lie down.)
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Susan: It's my baby too.
Susan: Hey!
Susan: Cantaloupe juice.
MONICA: All right, look, Ross. I realize that you have issues with Carol and Susan, and I feel for you, I do. But if you don't help me cook, I'm gonna take a bunch of those little hot dogs, and I'm gonna create a new appetizer called "pigs in Ross". All right, ball the melon.
Phoebe: God, Susan is so fun!
Susan: Ahh!
Joey: Chandler, look theyre actors. Theyre there to do a job, just cause they work together, doesnt mean theyre gonna get together. I mean just cause it happened with Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, it doesnt mean its gonna happen with them.
Ross: So umm, any word from Susan?
Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Susan: I like Ben.
Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Whod you think it was gonna be?)
Chandler: You actually think that something can happen between Emily and Susan?
Carol: Ah yeah, but now its Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]
Ross: Its just I always thought when I had another kid it would be different. Now I-I love Ben, but every time I have to drop him off at Carol and Susans, its likeIt breaks my heart a little. I mean Ive always had this picture of me and my next wife in bed on Sunday and, my kid comes running in and leaps up onto the bed. And we all read the paper together. Yknow? Maybe fight over the science section.
[At the reception, Monica and Ross watch Carol and Susan getting their picture taken.]
Susan: They're every four minutes and last 55 seconds.
Susan: Yeah? Well, there's a lot of things Carol never did before I came along.
(Susan and Emily get off.)
[Cut to Carol and Susans apartment, from next weeks episode Rachel is talking to Ben.]
Susan: Hey! (They hug.)
ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.