words in movies
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Susan: I know its frightening, but, big picture. The birth part is just one day, and when its over, were all gonna be parents for the rest of our lives.
Susan: How, how is this my fault?
[Scene: The Airport, Carol and Ross are waiting for Emily and Susan to deplane. A gorgeous woman walks by and they both turn to watch her go.]
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Susan: What is, honey?
Susan: What's it look like?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: Breathe.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Susan: Like lovers.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
SUSAN: What?
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: This should be fun.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
SUSAN: The other us.
Susan: Carol, not me.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
Susan: Your son.
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]