words in movies
Ross: Nono, me neither. Although, uh, y'know, back in college, Susan Sallidor did.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Phoebe: Aw! Hey, do you think that Susan person is her lover?
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Susan: She.
Susan: Ross.
Susan: Hi.
Susan: Look at that.
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Carol is setting a romantic dinner for Susan as there is a knock on the door.]
Susan: Yeah, and we all know what a challenge that is!
Carol: Ross, you remember Susan.
Susan: Oh, please! What's wrong with Helen?
[Scene: Carol's Hospital Room, Carol is on the bed, Ross and Susan are at her side.]
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Susan: I felt it!
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Susan: Oh, well, is it what we thought it would be?
(Susan enters)
Ross: Susan...
Susan: Oh, hello Ross!
Susan: So, so, did you hear?
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
[Scene: Lamaze class. Susan is there. Each couple has a doll, for they have just finished learning how to change a diaper. As Ross rushes in, stepping on the Rostins pretend baby, squashing its head flat. It bleats, in protest. He performs emergency surgery, then hands the doll back to J.C.]
Ross: Susan is Carols, Carols, Carols, friend...
Ross and Susan: What? What? What?
Carol: Oh great! Is it vegetarian, 'cause Susan doesn't eat meat.
Ross: Susan, go deep.
Susan: What is, honey?
Ross: No real-, honey, really its fine, just g-go with Susan. Really, I, no, I think girls night out is a great idea. Okay, okay, bye
Susan: Breathe.
MINISTER: You know, nothing makes God happier than when two people, any two people, come together in love. Friends, family, we're gathered here today to join Carol and Susan in holy matrimony.
Susan: But were fine.
Susan: We stopped at the gift shop.
Susan: Breathe.
Susan: What's it look like?
Susan: Carol, Carol, sweetie. Cleansing breath.
Susan: He started it!
Susan: Yes.
Susan: You did!
Susan: No, you don't.
Susan: I got it.
Susan: Breathe.
Ross: Yeah, Susan.
Susan: You know what your problem is? You're threatened by me.
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Susan: What do you see?
Susan: Like lovers.
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Susan: What do you see? What do you see?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Susan: Thanks.
Susan: No, I'm getting it. I'll be right back.
Ross: (to Susan) Thanks a lot.
Carol: Susan and I live together.
Susan: Swiss quartz, ha, ha.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
Carol and Susan: Hey! (This wakes Chandler and Ross up)
Susan: Uh huh.
Susan: You can keep saying it, but it won't stop being true.
SUSAN: Hey.
Susan: This should be fun.
SUSAN: You can watch our tape if you want.
SUSAN: What?
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
Janitor: (to Ross and Susan) Wait! You forgot your legs!
Susan: Oh, is he hungry already?
CAROL and SUSAN: Great. That would be fine.
Susan: (not taking her eyes off Carol) Hello Ross. (Takes off her coat and hands it to him.) I love what youve done with this space.
Susan and Ross: (even louder) Help!
CAROL and SUSAN: We love you. Buy.
CAROL and SUSAN: Hello.
SUSAN: Oh shout, that would have been fun.
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
(Ross and Susan lift Phoebe up into the vent.)
Susan: We agreed on Minnie.
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Carol: Umm, yeah, actually, Susans gonna be home any minute, its kinda an anniversary.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
Susan: Carol, not me.
SUSAN: The other us.
SUSAN: [clears her throat]
SUSAN: You wanna dance?
Susan: (to Ross) See what you did.
SUSAN: Suddenly I'm seeing him go off to college.
SUSAN: How you doin'?
SUSAN: You did a good thing today.
SUSAN: Is your finger caught in that chair?
[Susan approaches Ross, who's looking lonely]
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross and Susan are trying to get out.]
Susan: Your son.
CAROL: Uh, no, Susan and me.
[Scene: Carol's Room, Ross and Susan rush in.]
(Ross gets down like all the other mothers, cradled in Susans lap like all the other fathers.)
[Scene: Carol and Susans, there is a knock on the door and Carol opens it to reveal Rachel.]
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.