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Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Joey: Well all right then, I guess I shouldnt get to excited about the fact (excitedly) that I just kissed her!
Rachel: Okay fine! Ill-Ill just tell her its an antique apothecary table, she doesnt have to know where it came from. Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look-look it says that it holds 300 CDs.
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Monica: Joey, you dont have too!
Janine: Cant wait! (They each go into their respective apartments.)
Janine: I cant handle two nights in a row with them.
Janine: I dont know, theyre just a little blah!
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Phoebe: Well this doesnt even smell like opium.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Joey: You dont think I know that!
Rachel: see I cant decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Rachel: Pheebs, I dont know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time.
Rachel: Yeah, yknow what? Dont look at it. (Realizes the display is their living room) Seriously, dont look at it. (Tries to pull Phoebe away.)
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And its all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I dont have that lamp!
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: Okay then I dont have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!
Joey: Well, this-this-this was great. Didnt everybody have a great time?
Monica: Dont worry about it.
Joey: See? Eh, wasnt that fun?
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Monica: I dont know.
Monica: I dont know why Im here.
Chandler: I dont wanna know what Monica got me. Yknow? I mean, look, Im sure she worked really hard at getting you a present, and wanting to surprise me, and you guys are gonna ruin that, and I, look we have to put these back, this is not what Christmas is about.
Joey: No we werent!
Chandler: Wait, we cant do this.
Monica: Yeah youre right. I dont know what I was thinking.
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Phoebe: Well you certainly cant give her that stupid gumball ring.
Monica: (stopping him) What, what are you doing? You cant go out there.
Chandler: I cant believe I ruined this.
Monica: You dont? (Laughs) Well, thats the difference between a professional and a layman.
Phoebe: Oh no wait no, this is wrong! Ross isnt here!
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Rachel: I dont understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a big, dull dud.
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Rachel: I dont know. Do-do you have any clothes on?
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Joey: Wouldnt she?
Joey: Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?
Ross: She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Rachel: (laughs) Well okayWell dont ruin it! Just play along at least!
Chandler: No I didnt!
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Chandler: Dont worry about it Pheebs.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Joey: I cant believe this Chandler!
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Ross: It wasnt the best.
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
Joey: Oh, you werent finished?
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Tag: I cant believe it!
Phoebe: Okay, dont give me a reason to get mad, okay
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Rachel: You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesnt even fit you anymore!
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasnt improved.]
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Chandler: I cant help it!
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Phoebe: You dont have to be back for a half-hour!
Hypnosis Tape: Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Rachel: (thinks) I dont know.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Joey: Well, I dont know!!
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Ross: No! No we dont!