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Rachel: Yeah. Dont do this to yourself.
Joey: Well all right then, I guess I shouldnt get to excited about the fact (excitedly) that I just kissed her!
Rachel: Okay fine! Ill-Ill just tell her its an antique apothecary table, she doesnt have to know where it came from. Oh! Look at this little drawers! Oh look-look it says that it holds 300 CDs.
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Monica: Joey, you dont have too!
Janine: Cant wait! (They each go into their respective apartments.)
Janine: I cant handle two nights in a row with them.
Janine: I dont know, theyre just a little blah!
Joey: Uh, theyre like my best friends. Are you saying we cant hang out with them? Cause that would kinda be a problem.
Rachel: Ha! See, I knew, I knew youd get it on the first guess. Isnt it cool! Its an apothecary table.
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Chandler: And here is the bottle of wine for you to bring over tonight. (Hands it to him.) You were also going to buy Monica flowers but you couldnt afford it, because you paid dinner last night.
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Joey: I know, but dont you think the sick thing is way better than the play thing?
Phoebe: Well this doesnt even smell like opium.
Joey: Ha-ha, very funnyLook! I dont know what to do! I really want you guys to get along. Just please come to the movie with us. I mean you owe me!
Monica: We didnt give you any money! (Chandler is motioning, "No!")
Joey: You dont think I know that!
Rachel: see I cant decide whether it would go better next to the new wicker dining chair, the Sahara desk, or the Parker console table.
Ross: Wow! I didnt know that there was a Pottery Barn up here.
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Ross: Really?! (To Rachel) Hey, yknow what? Since you have such a great sense of what I need, uh ooh, heres-heres 60 bucks, why dont you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market of yours and get me some stuff.
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Rachel: Pheebs, I dont know what to say. I guess the flea market was just better last time.
Rachel: Yeah, yknow what? Dont look at it. (Realizes the display is their living room) Seriously, dont look at it. (Tries to pull Phoebe away.)
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Rachel: Okay! Okay-okay lookno I did, I just wanted this stuff and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. Just Come on dont be mad.
Phoebe: No-no-no, but I am mad! I am mad! Because this stuff is everything that is wrong with the world! And its all sitting up in my living room and all I can think about is how I dont have that lamp!
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: But are you saying that you would move out if I didnt buy that lamp?
Phoebe: Okay then I dont have a choice! I have to buy that lamp!
Joey: Well, this-this-this was great. Didnt everybody have a great time?
Monica: Dont worry about it.
Joey: See? Eh, wasnt that fun?
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Joey: All right, uh, weve got a little bit of a problem here. These people are my friends; you cant treat them that way.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Joey: (noticing Chandler) What are you doing? (he pushes Chandler back to his side of the couch) Get back over on your side of the... (sees Robert in all his glory) Hello!! (to Robert) Hi, Im Joey, we havent met.
Phoebe: Okay! I justI didnt know that you are a lesbian. (Joey smiles and nods lewdly.)
Chandler: Uh honey, I know you dont like to relinquish control
Rachel: Well um, I dont.
Phoebe: IRachel, you cant go! Ross loves Emily!
Monica: (to Phoebe) Quick, take off your dress, he wont notice the bed.
Joey: So what if he didnt come! We can still go out and party ourselves!
Monica: So dont think of it as a bachelor party, think of it as a a two month anniversary present.
Monica: No, I havent.
Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.
Monica: (embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didnt even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right youre off my list.
Ross: Come on! Like I wanted him to tell you, I ran all over the place trying to make sure that didnt happen!
Phoebe: Well, I-I wasnt hopping mad, y'know.
Rachel: She is so good at throwing drinks in peoples faces, I mean I dont think Ive ever seen her finish a beverage.
Phoebe: Well tell that to them. Oh! You cant, their dead.
Joey: Yeah, but what if he doesnt? Hes such a good duck.
Phoebe: Im not gonna give you tips! Look dont you see that this-this this all came together so that I could stop you from doing this.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Phoebe: Dont you see? Everyones looking at me! The plans working! I didnt even have to take off my top yet!
Phoebe: Joey, I cant believe you would do that for me.
Phoebe: Oh, I almost dont want to show this. (Hands it to him.) Just remember Im a minute younger.
Chandler: Id be sad sure, but I wouldnt cry.
Chandler: I dont know, y'know. What, what, would you do?
Ross: No Rach! Come on! No-no! Yeah, Im sure we wont get arrested for this.
Rachel: No. Ross, it, it just seems that y'know its time we-we y'know, move on. I mean, I mean dont you think?
Phoebe: No, look, I told you that I didnt want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. God, y'know what, I think five years ago I probably wouldve done anything to play with you but, I can do it by myself. And if I cant trust you then just forget it.
Chandler: (To Ross) I dont care, she slept with me.
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Rachel: Chandler, arent you worried about what to get Monica for Christmas?
Rachel: You dont pick me! Youre stuck with me!
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Phoebe: I know no, no, y'know you dont deserve this, you dont Ross. Youre, youre really, youre so good. (kisses him on the cheek)
Joey: I dont know. I might stay there for a few days while I look for an apartment.
Emily: I cant believe you really walk alone here! I mean, you hear such stories about New York.
Pete: Oh, yeah. Wasnt that like a year ago?
Joey: I thought we talked about this. I dont like pulp. No pulp. Pulp isnt juice. All juice, okay?
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
The Stripper: Wow, I didnt know they let you keep chickens and ducks as pets.
Guy: No, you, you cant fit in that thing. Thats not deep enough.
Monica: So you didnt leave the bank?
Phoebe: (getting up) Oh, for god�s sake, Judy, pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! Pick up the sock! (everybody scared) I�m sorry, was that rude? Di-did my, my li-little outburst blunt (?) the hideousness (?) that is this evening? Look, I know, you all have a lot going on, but all I wanted to do was have dinner with my friends on my birthday. And you are all so late and you didn�t even have the courtesy to call. (her cellular rings) Well, it�s too late now.
Monica: Yeah youre right, we cantwe shouldnt watch this.
Ross: Great. Hes doing great. Dont you worry about Chandler.
Jill: You dont want him, but you dont want me to have him?
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
Monica: You are both idiots. The joke is not funny, and its offensive to women, and doctors, and monkeys! You shouldnt be arguing over who gets credit, you should be arguing over who gets blamed for inflicting this horrible joke upon the world! Now let it go! The joke sucks!
Phoebe: Come on you know what to do! You hire the first one! You dont hire an assistant because theyre cute, you hire them because theyre qualified.
Monica: (laughs) Yknow what? I-I dont want a big, fancy wedding.
Monica: Werent you nine?!
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Ross: I dont have too. I can just look at you.
Chandler: You dont even have a car!
Ross: Yknow what? He didnt want to talk to us about being angry, well maybe we dont talk to him at all!
Chandler: (Looking down at her hand) Yes, yes I am. Err, listen, the reason that I called you in here today was, err... please dont hate me.
Monica: Nothing. (She backs away a little bit but is still in his arms and looks up at his eyes.) I dont knUmm. I dont know. Umm
Sarah: Really Mr. Geller, you dont have to do this.
Joey: I cant tell you that, no.
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
Monica: Wait a minute, she isnt Shes not the one who you
Chandler: You know what? You don’t need a thesaurus, just write from here, (points at his own heart) your full sized aortic pump.
Ross: I dont know, something girlie.
Phoebe: Oh I-I dont know about that. No, I think that if the two of you had sex the-the-the repercussions would be catastrophic.
Chandler: Honey, I dont like baths! Could you draw me a picture of us having sex on the balcony?
Phoebe: I-I cant find anything that I want to eat! Everything I eat makes me nauseous! Im telling you, being pregnant is no piece of cakeooh! Cake! (Chandler shrugs, and Phoebe grimaces.) No.
Monica: These arent for you! Are you upset?
Rachel: Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Ross: Phoebe, you cant get out of this! Okay? You have to learn how to ride a bike!
Phoebe: Wow. Okay, I dont know how to talk to you.
Monica: Isnt that great?
Ross: Uh, hello, the buzzer buzzed. It doesnt count.
Chandler: Okay! You dont think I thought of that?
Phoebe: Okay. (on phone) Ooh, Im setting the phone down. (does so) But Im still here! Just dont go anywhere Im still here. (starts to put on the sweater) Dont-dont switch or anything, cause Im, Im right here. (She has pulled the sweater over her head, but her head is stuck in a sleeve.) Just one sec. One sec! One second!! (She is now frantically trying to get the sweater on, as Monica returns from the bathroom.) Wait! One second! Just
Rachel: Oh my god. Ok you guys, theres Danny. Watch. Just watch this. (He walks past the couch to the counter.) See?! Still pretending hes not interested. Ohh, hes coming over. Just pretend like we dont know him. Weve forgotten who he is.
Chandler: Why dont you go up on stage. Ill get a picture of you doing the speech.
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
{Transcibers note: Ill finish that one for those of you who dont know what theyre talking about. Where the towels are Hers and Hers and His, Threes Company too! Yeah, thats the theme song for Threes Company.}
Phoebe Sr: I really dont think its a very good idea, Phoebe.
Monica: Thats because their nerves are probably deadened from being so stupid. But hey, y'know if you dont believe me, please, by my guest.
Rachel: I still dont get how you know when its false labour.
Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasnt happened yet, but were all very excited.
Rachel: No Ross!! (stands up and moves away from him) Dont! You cant just kiss me and think youre gonna make it all go away, okay? It doesnt work that way. It doesnt just make it better. Okay?
Dr. Long: No-no. Contractions can be unnerving if you dont know what they are, but shes fine.
Chandler: Oh no-no, no you dont, just come back.
Ross: No, but come on, were off to a great start arent we? I knew Id get you here fast, but this has got to be some kind of a record!
Chandler: But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom wont let me cross the street.
(Chandler tries to take it, but Monica wont let go. He tugs harder, and she still doesnt budge.)
Phoebe: (to Mischa) Okay, y'know what, you dont have to do that now. (Mischa translates that to Sergei) No-no-no-no!! Not him, you dont! (Mischa tells Sergei he can proceed and steps away) Well the moments over.
Monica: How? I dont have any money.
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Ross: People ask me why were not together, I just dont know what to tell them.
Monica: All right! Okay, its just Phoebe. Wills still on a diet, Chandler doesnt eat Thanksgiving food, and Rachels having her aversion to poultry.
Monica: I cant answer that! Chandlers my husband.
Monica: Phoebe, yknow why dont we just go upstairs and have some birthday cake?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mrs. Geller: Oh no, dont be silly. I just bet Id need these. (Opens the freezer to reveal )
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Ross: (to Rachel) Okay, thats it, I cant take it anymore.
Chandler: Dont worry.
Ross: Oh, I dont know how that got in there.