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Phoebe: (not amused) Ha-ha. (She sits down on the couch.) No, its just Im so pregnant that Imy guitar doesnt fit anymore. So I thought til Im not, Im just gonna play all my songs on this drum. It sounds really cool!
Phoebe: Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Chandler: Wouldnt that be Frank the III?
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Emily: I left a bra drying on the shower rod, you dont think your son will think its yours and be horribly traumatised?
Susan: Oh, hes fine. Hes fine. Its just that us getting along is difficult for him, because he doesnt like me.
Chandler: Hey, yknow what, if youre gonna do that, if youre gonna name him Joey, you should name him Chandler. (Phoebe doesnt think so.) Oh, come on! Chandlers funny, sophisticated, and hes very loveable, once you get to know him.
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Joey: I knew I shouldnt have mentioned it! Thats what I wanted to name my kid!
Ross: Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.
Joey: Someone you didnt make up!
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Joey: Im sorry man, I didntIm-Im sorry. Im sorry. (Goes over and comforts him.)
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Rachel: Okay. So, can I serve you a little ofWhat? What? What? (She sees that Joshua isnt relaxed.)
Ross: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh, by the by, did it uh, did it ever occur to you that, I dont know, maybe they might be having a little too much fun?
Carol: I cant speak for Emily, but Susan is in a loving, committed relationship.
Ross: Uh-huh, Carol, so were we. All right, just-just imagine for a moment, Susan meets someone and-and they really hit it off. Yknow? Say-say theyre coming back from the theatre, and they-they stop at a pub for a couple of drinks, theyre laughing, yknow, someone innocently touches someone else Theres electricity, its new. Its exciting. Are you telling me there isnt even the slightest possibility of something happening?
Ross: OH MY GOD!! I didnt really believe it until you just said it!!
Joshua: Hey, heres an idea. Why dont uh, I put the food in the fridge and we can eat it later?
Joshua: Oh, that-that would be great. So you didnt even get to Italy?
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Phoebe: Yeah, she turned you into this-this-this untrusting, crazy, jealous, sycophant. (They all look at her.) All right, so I dont know what sycophant means, but the rest is right.
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Monica: Oh, sure it does! In high school, you werent jealous at all even though all your girlfriends were cheating on you!
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Phoebe: Yeah. The 92 Ross wouldnt.
Joey: Yknow what? I think thats enough for now. Yeah. I dont want to be over rehearsed.
Ross: Yeah, well you never have the time. I mean, I dont feel like I even have a girlfriend anymore, Rachel.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Ross: I justI-I cant believe shes-shes dating?!
Rachel: Dont call us that! (Storms away)
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Emily: You didnt!
Phoebe: Ugh, okay, I have an enormous crush on you. But because youre a client, I cant ask you out, even though you give me yknow, the feeling.
Ross: I dont want to do that.
Joey: (entering, limping, and holding his arm) I dont like this anymore. (He sits down with them in pain.)
Rachel: Oh, I blew it. I wouldnt of even hired me.
Ross: Hey, yknow what? This is your fault! Youre the one that didnt move his-his appointment.
Joey: Hey! You dont get a say in this!
Monica: My God, you cant even look at me! Can you?
Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!
Monica: I dont know!
Chandler: No they didnt!
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Phoebe: I dont ever want to see you again!
Monica: Werent you asked to leave sonny?
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Joey: I dont want to talk about it. Yknow, you couldve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs whats left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: I dont want to move again!
Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Mrs. Geller: (rubbing her temples) Thats alot of information to get in in thirty seconds! Alright Joey, if wanna leave, just leave. Rachel, no you werent supposed to put beef in the trifle. It did not taste good. Phoebe, Im sorry, but I think Jacques Cousteau is dead. (Phoebe makes a sad face.) Monica, why you felt you had to hide the fact that you were in an important relationship is beyond me.
Rachel: Yeah, and yknow what? I love them both, so why dont you just pick one and thatll be it.
Chandler: They dont have those.
Rachel: Look, this is not that big of a deal! You just dont date Ross! Theres a million other guys out there, you just
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Ross: Oh, no, I didnt mean, uh
Monica: I am, arent I?
Rachel: I cant believe Mark didnt call. Its Sunday night, and he didnt call.
Rachel: No. She doesnt die.
Chandler: Then dont leave me!
Monica: This isnt even my dress.
Phoebe: Yeah, um, I cant fly. Im having my brothers babies.
Chandler: See, thats why I could never be an actor. Because I cant say gig.
Kate: I dont care. Why, do you want me to care?
Chandler: Its a big company, I dontif youI
Chandler: I dont see him. (To Monica) Do you see him?
Monica: Hey, we would still be living here if hadnt gotten the question wrong!
Chandler: Oh dont forget, my office holiday party is tonight. (They go into the apartment.)
Monica: Used to work with her. Used to! Im a relative and I didnt get invited! A blood relative! Blood!!
Chandler: Really? I dont like baths.
Joey: Look, if Im bringing home a woman who cant stand being around a baby, then maybe I dont want to be with that woman! Or maybe well just do it in the bathroom of the club!
Chandler: I didnt know that.
Joey: Hey listen, why dont you come downstairs with me? Theres some really nice girls down there.
Rachel: You told this guy that I was looking for a fling?! You dont tell the guy that!
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Monica: No! (Pause) But, theyre callin out to me! I mean this little guy (Holds up a small one) even crawled up into my lap. Oh come on, Chandler wouldnt mind if I opened just one present! What do you think it is?
Mr. Waltham: (entering) I almost forget the tickets, didnt I?
Rachel: Yeah but, you dont, you dont, you dont want to try to much too fast. Yknow? I mean, you do remember what happened to the little girl that tried to much too fast dont you?
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Joey: Yeah, it is! You wouldnt have lost the ring, right? Yknow what, Ross you were right from the start, he (Chandler) should be your best man.
Ross: And confused. Rach, sweetie, I-I um I didnt propose to you.
Chandler: No, I ah, I didnt do them.
Rachel: Ross, it just wouldnt have been feasible.
Joey: Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.
Guy: I hope you dont think Im crazy but I feel like I was meant to pick this up, do you believe in that kind of thing?
Phoebe: Yeah, and yknow what? I dont give a tiny rats ass.
Monica: Hey, dont mix those up, you could really ruin that lollipop.
Rachel: I dont know!
Monica: What, he doesnt like Josh?
Rachel: Joey, just because theyre not getting married doesnt mean this is going to be a disaster. Maybe they have a plan!
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Joey: Yeah, I (Shuts off the TV.) I dont want Stevie to see her like this.
Ross: You dont want to believe me, Im Mr. Funny to you. Mr. Funny (turns around and almost spills his coffee on Tommy)
C.H.E.E.S.E: Oh yeah? Well then how come I cant get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?
Joey: Now, dont argue with me
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Rachel: No I know, because to be a grandmother you have to be married and have children and I dont have any of those things. Thats why its so funny. (Runs into her room crying.)
Rachel: Oh, I can not believe you didnt tell me!
Mac: Well, I couldnt have done it without you buddy. Youre a genius.
Emily: We dont have to.
Ross: I cant ask people to do that? Would you ask people to do that? (Holds out his pants)
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Rachel: Yeah, I cant live with Joey once the baby comes. I dont want my childs first words to be, (in a babys voice) "How you doin?"
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Joey: You bet I do! I just ah, wasnt listening then, thats all.
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
Joey: No, I dont think so.
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Ross: Yeah, yeah. (opens the door) It wasnt every morning.
Monica: I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?
Chandler: I dont know. Should we try it?
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Mrs. Potter: Phoebe, we have rules here, this isnt that kind of place.
Ross: What, that wasnt the great news?
Joey: Dont you think I asked him that before he got in?!
Rachel: Phoebe, we cant, we just cant just let it happen! Okay, we have to do something! We have to break them up! Okay? Just go in there and like, shave her head! You owe me one bald girl!!
Chandler: I dont want to look.
Monica: Aw, Im sorry sweetie that she doesnt feel the same way.
Phoebe: Hey Ross! Doesnt Ben go to the Smithfield Day School?
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."