words in movies
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Chandler: Oh, give her the deposit! Give her the ring! I dont care!
Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didnt mind.
Chandler: Okay! (He grabs his carryon and starts rummaging through it.) Oh man! Dont tell me I did this!
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Ross: Yeah and he didnt really ask for you, he asked for Chancy, I assumed he meant you.
Ross: Because! Because, it-it-its Itd be like you having this guitar (Points to hers) and-and never playing it. Okay, this guitar wants to be played! And-and this bike wants to be ridden and-and if you dont ride it you-youre-youre killing its spirit! (Pause) The bike is dying.
Joey: No you wont. Look he knows he did a terrible thing and I believe him, hes sorry. But, (to Chandler) youve got one more apology to make, all right, youve got to apologize to Mary-Angela.
Ross: No. No, y'know you dont, you dont wear enough of this. (Rachel is shocked) What?
Ross: I dont know. I mean I-I guess I could. Its just that we didnt really end things such good terms. And if I go over there Id be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)
Rachel: (gasps) Emma! (Looks at the baby and starts to cry.) See? I dont want it.
Ross: Um, Monica and I arent supposed to play football.
Chandler: You know, we dont really take advantage of living in the city.
Chandler: Yeah, and I dont have any cologne.
Rachel: No! No, of course not. No. Thats why I brought it up. (Pause) They didnt have any sodas?
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Joey: Look Im sorry you guys, I-I just dont think so.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Phoebe: Oh my God, I didnt
Monica: Look Ross, the only question you need to ask is, "Do you see a future?" I mean like do you see yourself marrying her? (Ross pauses in consideration.) Oh my God! You did it already! You married her, didnt you?!
Rachel: Nothing. I dont want to do anything.
[Scene: The Dry Cleaners, Joey has brought in a bunch of laundry in another attempt to get his picture on the wall, but the dry cleaner isnt working right now. Instead, a beautiful woman is working.]
Vince: You havent?
Joey: Calm?! I wasnt calm! Ive never been more scared in all my life!
Rachel: Im just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldnt have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.
Ross: Yeah!!!! Yes, I made it! Im on time! (Grabs a bottle of water from a student, takes a drink, and splashes some on his face like the marathon runners do.) Okay, why dont we all uh, (Exhales loudly) open our books to page 23. Where (Exhales again) Where you will see a uh a bunch of uh red spots. Okay, (Closes his book.) umm, why dont, why dont you all start to read, while I(Passes out and collapses.)
Sophie: Isnt this great?!
Janice: No, I-I-I gotta go. (she starts to walk away, but Chandler doesnt let her go.)
Chandler: Our new fridge? I dont live here anymore.
Phoebe: Oh no! Wait! Wait! Okay, yknow what, you were right, you were right. We really werent great at being guys, but you know why? Because were girls.
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Joey: Oh my God! I didn�t feel a thing ! Hey, are you still looking for a job because you can tweeze circles aroundthat sadistic bitch at the saloon
Monica: Okay! But you cant rip it. Well, maybe a little.
Monica: You didnt know that already?
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We cant stop filming just for you. Its not like its your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)
Joey: (startled) Yeah, okay but look, buy uhHey-hey, yknow, yknow who else I like? You! And it-it doesnt get said enough. I like you Ross.
Phoebe Sr: I realise I dont have any right to start get all parenty on you and everything now, but umm, (Sees that Phoebe isnt paying attention and is busy mimicking the puppy.) uhh Phoebe, would you please look at me and not the puppy, its very important.
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Chandler: (to Janice) Dont look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!
Rachel: All right, Im sorry. Im sorry I didnt tell you but you were so mad already!
Doug: Everybody else got one, and you want one too. Dont you?
Phoebe: Yeah thats right Chandler does still think Im pregnant. He hasnt asked me how Im feeling or offered to carry my bags. Boy, I feel bad for the woman who ends up with him. (Monica looks at her.) After you of course.
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Chandler: Ohhh. Dont go.
Joey: Well uh, she didnt want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. Im so sorry.
Chandler: We dont know what could make this go away.
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Phoebe: Im sorry, okay, I-I wasnt looking, and the store says that they wont take it back because you signed for it...
Chandler: Well, I dont see that we have a choice. But, when were back home, we dont do it.
Phoebe: Wow! You guys really dont know anything!
Joey: I-I cant handle this, you guys.
Joey: Look, Chandler I dont think us getting our asses kicked is a solution. Okay? Just go and find Monica!
Joey: Ah, Gunther, I cant pay for this right now because Im not working, so Ive had to cut down on some luxuries like uh, payin for stuff.
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Chandler: I dont know.
Ross: Oh hey, dont thank me, thank yourself. Youre the one who faced her fears and ultimately overcame them.
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Phoebe: Well I want to get in on this. Hey Mon? I dont think I can help you after all, I didnt realize this game was on.
Phoebe: I cant! I cant! Unless Well are you saying that-that you would move out if-if I didnt buy that lamp?
Monica: Yeah, yknow, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldnt have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I cant wait to see this place youre getting married!
Ross: No ah-ah-ah! Do not start this car! (She starts the car.) Okay! Okay! I will give you twenty bucks if you get out of this car right now! (He looks for the twenty Rachel stole and doesnt find it.)
Rachel: See Pheebs, I promised you no one would die, didnt I?
Rachel: I dont know.
Phoebe: You’re just so mean to each other! And I don’t want to end up like that with Rachel. I still like you!
Emily: Ohh, I dont think so. I mean it would be different if it was way into the future and-and-and we were getting married or something.
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Ross: (sarcastic) Oh please, cant I come to your special, magical cabin?
Russell: Of course you did. Look Ross, you cant get an annulment unless you and Rachel are both there.
Monica: You didnt even take off your pants.
Ross: Dont yell at me okay, this is the most Ive seen you all week.
Monica: I just dont think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.
Monica: I cant believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Mrs. Geller: Just think about it. If you dont, Ill talk more about humping.
Phoebe: Okay, enough with the third degree! I-Ive, I dont live here anymore.
Kate: Well, I dont understand why Adriennes attracted to Victor.
Ross: And Mon, you wanna live with Chandler, dont ya?
Phoebe: Yeah, I actually dont know...
Ross: No-no, we talked about it. We dont want to know. All we care about is that its happy and healthy.
Monica: Ross, dont start.
Ross: No you dont.
Monica: He is right, isnt he?
Phoebe: Well, I dont think Monica is gonna take this away.
(Ross just stands in the doorway, for like a minute Ahh! Whats going to happen next??!!! I cant make it all the way through the Olympics!!!)
Joey: No! No. Umm, just myself and if they dont like me for(Laughs.) Im sorry I couldnt even get through that.
Rachel: Well, there is one thing that we havent tried, but someone thinks that, (mimicking Ross) "That will open up a can of worms."
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: I dont know what to say.
Monica: I dont want things to change! Do you?
Frank: You dont have it anymore?
Chandler: Oh, dont worry about it I mean you probably were tired, you had a lot of champagne, it happens to everybody.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no-no-no, no you dont!
Phoebe: I dont get it.
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Joanna: I cant!!
Rachel: Okay, that doesnt help me, because we went to the same high school.
Monica: I dont know. I guess the other people just dont care enough.
Joey: Well, I was thinking that itd probably be okay because Ross hasnt gone out with Rachel in five years!
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Chandler: You dont have it.
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so