words in movies
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Monica: I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesnt that give me the right to control himhelp him?
Joey: You guys dont think I look 19?
Monica: Yeah, but I dont think we have time.
Chandler: Im saying that she is a devil woman! Yknow I mean you think you know someone and then they turn around and they sleep with Nick! Nick, with his rock hard pecs, and his giant man-nipples! I hate him, I hate her! Well, I dont hate her, I love her. This is all my fault really.
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Monica: (To Rachel) Hey! Dont be a baby!
Rachel: I dont understand! Last time you went out with her you said she was a big, dull dud.
Ross: Hey-hey, since youre the fix-it lady, heres a pickle, what do you do when the bride says she doesnt want to have the wedding at all?
Rachel: I dont know. Do-do you have any clothes on?
Rachel: But I couldnt even if I wanted to, because I dont know! I swear; I didnt see anything, and I dont want to know! It was just a momentary lapse.
Nina: Maybe. But that doesnt explain why they keep taking my scissors.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, you dont have renters insurance?!
Joey: Wouldnt she?
Joey: Pantyhose! Yknow? They way they start at your toe and go all the way up to here (He mimed that and stops when he realized he went to far.) I should go take these off shouldnt I?
Ross: She doesnt know which one of us she wants, me or this Colin guy.
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
Ross: (To Chandler) You dont think its a little crazy that you get all my points just cause you
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Joey: No thats all right. Dont worry about it.
Liam: You dont say! (We see Ross who is hopping about with the ball and spikes it in his face.)
Monica: Oh dad, really you dont need to
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Ross: Oh yeah! Wasnt she uh (Does the international sign for big boobies.)
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know. Ross, I still cant forgive you for what you did, I cant, I just, but sometimes when Im with you I just, I feel so...
Monica: No. No. Not it. Not it. Not it. (Checks another rack and another woman tries to reach around her.) (To the woman) Dont crowd me! (Finds it) This is it! This is the dress! Oh my God, its perfect! (She takes it off of the rack and someone has a hold of it on the other side of the rack and tugs on it.) Im sorry, this ones taken! (The other woman tugs harder pulling Monica through the rack.) Whoa!
Ross: I dont know Rachel, why?
Mr. Treeger:: Oh yeah, of course you dont!
Chandler: Okay. But if you dont come back soon, (She leaves and closes the door) theres pretty much nothing I can do about it!
Rachel: (laughs) Well okayWell dont ruin it! Just play along at least!
Chandler: No I didnt!
Monica: I dont know how museums work in England but, here, youre not supposed to take stuff.
Jill: Rachel and I had a really big fight, can I come in? I-I mean I know were not supposed to see each other anymore and Im okay with that, its just that I dont know anybody in the city and I really need somebody to talk to about it.
Chandler: We cant accept this.
Chandler: Dont worry about it Pheebs.
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: Oh my God Chandler! I cant believe it!
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Ross: Whoa-whoa, arent you a little over dressed?
Monica: Rachel! Rachel! You havent touched Eldads hair!
Monica: I know! I know! And he totally freaked out and I cant find him anywhere!
Rachel: What do you mean you quit?! You cant quit!
Ross: Okay Phoebe, I guess youre next (To Joey) although I really dont see the point.
Joey: I cant believe this Chandler!
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
David: Uh, I-I-I was hoping to run into you here. I didnt know whether I should call or not, yknow I-I was only in town for a few days. And yknow, I didnt want to intrude on your life or-or anything like that, but I-I really wanted to see you andbut I didnt know if you wanted to see me.
Monica: I cant believe it! That there is no money for my wedding?!
Ross: It wasnt the best.
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
Joey: Oh, you werent finished?
Joey: A date?! No, no Pheebs you-you must be mistaken, because I know you wouldnt schedule a date on the same night you have plans with a friend!
Rachel: No-no! Dont dance for me! Please? Dont! (She gets up to yell at her friends.) What is the matter with you guys?
Monica: I cant tell you. Its a secret.
Terry: Why dont we start right now!
Tag: I cant believe it!
Phoebe: Okay, dont give me a reason to get mad, okay
Megan: Look, you dont want to fight me.
Ross: Uh, yeah! I still cant believe she hates Pottery Barn!
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Joey: Yeah, yknow at first I thought we could talk about this yknow, work it out, but uh, seeing you two together I dont think I
Phoebe: Y'know what, it doesnt matter what you say it's not gonna make a difference anyway, so you can just go.
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Monica: Chandler, we still havent gotten an RSVP from your dad.
Joey: Of course Im jokin! I dont take checks.
Rachel: You have not worn that T-shirt since you were 15!! It doesnt even fit you anymore!
Chandler: Because if I go home, were gonna become the Bings! I cant be the Bings!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is performing, his music hasnt improved.]
Ross: Look, what do you want me to do? Do you want me to call everyone in the entire school and tell them it wasnt true?!
Joey: All right, okay, now, we just have to make sure she doesnt find out some other way. (spins the chair around so that Ross is facing him) Did you think about the trail?
Joey: (laughs) I dont think so.
Chandler: We cant tell him, you cant go up to a guy you barely know and talk about his.... stuff.
Phoebe: I dont have it!
Phoebe: It does! How would you feel if you couldnt share your cooking? Or-or imagine how Ross would feel if he couldnt teach us about dragons.
Monica: I dont know! Time to kiss a guy maybe?! (Ross laughs.) What are you laughing at Pampers? (He stops laughing and glares at her.)
Chandler: I cant help it!
Joey: I dont know Rach.
Joey: I dont know. You uh, you got something for me?
Phoebe: You dont have to be back for a half-hour!
Hypnosis Tape: Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.
Joey: Well, hes too shy, he doesnt thing hes good enough to dance with girls yet.
Monica: Because then I dont have to!
Rachel: (thinks) I dont know.
Ross: No, no, we will. We just wont tell her she messed up.
Joey: Well, I dont know!!
Joey: (looking around) You got me. I dont
Joey: (lying on a beach towel, recapping what happened in the last episode) Okay, so we went to the beach, because Phoebe found out about this lady who knew her mom and dad, and I dont really know what happened with that.
Ross: No! No we dont!
Ross: We cant do it again.
Phoebe: You dont play the oboe!
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Monica: I dont know. (Picks up a big plate from the coffee table.) Hey, Rachel, you want the big plate? I want you to have the big plate.
Joey: He said that he wasnt gonna apologize because you guys are living here illegally, so instead what hes gonna do is have you evictedIll see you later.
Ross: Actually, it wasnt that close.
Rachel: Why? Is he? He is! Isnt he? Hes dating that slut in marketing!
Ross: Okay, so it wasnt uh, a traditional massage. But I did give him accu-pressure with a pair of chopsticks. And, and I gently exfoliated him with, with a mop.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Ross: I dont think so. Hello? (Knocks on the glass, which angers the big, large, angry dog behind the glass and causes them to jump to the other side of the landing.) When you get in there (Joey nods his disapproval.)
Chandler: You didnt bring me here to do that, did you?