words in movies
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Chandler: We really didnt get a chance to
Monica: We didnt get anything for anyone.
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Ross: Yknow what?! It doesnt matter! It doesnt matter what you believe! What matters is what happened!
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!
Monica: (hangs up) I dont think this numbers right!
Monica: What?! People dont do that!
Chandler: I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
Joey: Yknow what? Dont worry about it, you still got me and Phoebe.
Phoebe: Excuse me, I dont want Greg and Jennys rejects.
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
Joey: Personal thing? What personal thing? I dont know.
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Joey: Hey! Look, if it didnt work its because you didnt tell it right! Show me how you did it.
Ross: No! No, I dont dont want to.
Joey: Well youre not selling the story! Its like; its like you dont believe it! Look, I gotta go. I got a date, but try this. Do what I do when Im preparing for an audition. Okay? Ill set you up with my video camera and you can record yourself and-and see what youre doing wrong.
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
Monica: Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they dont give out fake names.
Chandler: I still dont get it, we didnt do anything wrong.
Ross: Look, it was accident! Okay? I-I feel bad that it happened, but I swear, I didnt even watch it! Anyway, here. (He takes the tape out of his coat pocket.) I thought you might be more comfortable destroying it yourself. (Tosses her the tape.)
Rachel: Thank you. (She sets it on the floor and is about to stomp on it with her shoe when the rest of the gang jumps up and yells simultaneously.) What? (They all yell again.) You dont want to see this do you?
Rachel: Clearly you dont want people to see this tape. Now I dont want people to see this tape either, but you so badly dont people to see it makes me want to see it. You see?
Ross: I dont want people to see it for your sake.
Rachel: Ahh, I dont believe you. I think you dont want them to see you begging me. (Goes to put the tape in the VCR)
Ross: (on tape) You didnt do it?
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, I remember how we almost. Do you think we wouldve gone through with it? Yknow, if we hadnt gotten caught. Do you think we wouldve done it?
Ross: (on tape) I mean I I know I wanted to. I just, I just wasnt sure if you wanted to.
Ross: Yeah. Listen about that, the whole uh, who came on to who thing really doesnt matter. I mean, I think it wouldve happened either way. I mean if you hadnt initiated it I-I-I know I wouldve.
Ross: I uh I dont know. I mean I I honestly didnt watch it.
Monica: (on phone) Hey listen umm, how would you like to get together? Say next Saturday? (Listens) Okay, how about Sunday? (Listens) Okay umm, the week after that? (Listens) The week after that? (Listens) Yknow what Greg? Yknow what? We are good, interesting, funny people with good questions and if you and your precious Jenny cant see that then (Listens) January 15th? (Chandler dances.) Well see you then! (Listens) Okay!
Joey: Oh-ho-ho, you think I dont know what breaks my fridge? Excuse me! (He opens the door and feels inside.) Well what do you know! Broken! Thatll be $400!
Ross: I dont think that we are.
Joey: All right look, yknow how-yknow how when youre dating someone and you dont want to cheat on them, unless its with someone really hot?
Chandler: Oh so there cant be any yelling.
Joey: No! No! I cant! You gotta get me out of it! Ive got plans! (Spits.) Important plans! (Spits on the Ps.)
Joey: Do uh, do you got any beer? All-all I got is this melon stuff that Rachel left. I dont
Monica: Breaks your heart doesnt it
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, you dont like the guy Rachels dating? Well, thats odd.
Joey: Oh, very funny. I dont know if you remember, but my audition was supposed to be Thursday. (Chandler doesnt say anything until Joey figures it out.) You got me the audition?! Lets hug it up! (They hug.)
Chandler: Dont try to make me uncomfortable with feminine stuff!
Ross: Well yeah, but she doesnt know that. I mean, the last time she saw you-you wouldve turned one of those little wedding chairs into kindling.
Monica: Why dont you just stop doing stupid things? Then you wouldnt have to apologize.
Rachel: No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.
Ginger: Its okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: How much it bothers you? because I dont like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Monica: Dont you see? Its the perfect crime!
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
Rachel: No! No, shesShe was nice. I mean, shes a little slutty, but who isnt?
Chandler: No, I dont want to tell anybody else because I dont want Monica to find out.
Evil Bitch: Dont you look at her you sick bastard!
Rachel: Well, sure, but they might think its kinda weird considering I dont work there anymore.
Rachel: I cant. I cant push anymore, I cant.
Ken: That�s not true. If you don�t wanna smoke �
Monica: You don�t need a shower.
Chandler: Well why didnt you stop her?! Why didnt you just tell her it was a plan?!
Rachel: Yes! Shes gonna help us take care of the baby! Woo-hoo. (Sees that Ross isnt happy.)
Monica: So what? Don�t you have any will power?
Ross: No! No I cant. I mean Rachels out with some guy. My baby went with her. If anything that picture keeps moving further away.
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Joey: (To Chandler) In what John Houston film would you hear this line, "Badges? We dont need no stinkin badges!"
Rachel: Why not? I dont want to do this alone! And hes such a sweet guy and he loves me so much.
Joey: Hmm thats weird. I dont remember being in a move called benefits lapsed.
Rachel: Wow! They really got you guys. Your T.V. The chairs.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Rachel: Yeah, it couldnt hurt to look.
Ross: Oh, I know. Yknow what, I never wouldve gotten this if it werent for you. No really, when Im with you Im-Im like this whole other guy, I love that guy! I mean, I love you too, a lot, but that guy! I-I love that guy!
Ross: You? You! Want to watch Ben? (in the background Monica mouths Dont worry, Ill be here the whole time. to Ross.) Yes! Thatd be great, no, I just wanted to ask Monica, because I know how empty her life is. (Monica sarcastically mouths Yeah! and holds up her thumb.)
Rachel: I dont know! Maybe they have tools.
Chandler: Of course, I didnt get to enjoy any of that, because Joannas such a big, dull dud!
Chandler: So, you still dont think Im boyfriend material?
Chandler: Look, you dont have to draw an actual wowhoa! Shes hot!
Joey: Oh, come on! Last night I was finishing off a pizza and she said (aping Amy badly) "Uoh oh oh, a moment on the lips, forever on the hips!" I don’t need that kind of talk in my house!
Phoebe: No thanks, I have a good one too. I just, I, I cant see him.
Ross: Monica couldnt tell time til she was 13!
Rachel: I wont boss you around.
Monica: Ok, I dont wanna be negative so Ill say that most of the signs you bought are good.
Rachel: Yeah, cause thats why you wont get Isabella Rosselini, geography.
Joey: I dont know! Maybe shes crazy! (Storms out.)
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Phoebe: Rachel, its okay. You dont have to do this. I believe you. All right? Okay, if-if you say that you kissed Melissa, then you kissed Melissa.
Chandler: Well appealing as that does sound to her boyfriend (pause) and her brother, (the camera pans to Ross flashing Joey a very evil look; Joey gets scared) I cant do that we promised wed make each other gifts this year.
Joey: You hung up on the pizza place? I dont hang up on your friends.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: I dont know what Im going to do. That date starts in like an hour.
Joey: (confused) What you-you dont think Im gonna win?
Monica: Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough.
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
Doug: So, in conclusion, the lines all go up (points to the chart), so Im happy. Great job team! Tomorrow at 8:30. (They start to leave) Phil! Nice job. (smacks him on the butt) Stevens! Way to go! (smacks him on the butt) Joel-burg, you maniac! I love ya! (smacks him on the butt) (Chandler walks up) Bing! Good job, couldnt have done it without ya. (he shakes his hand)
Rachel: Yeah! (Breaking up) And until now, I didnt think Id love again.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! Ill-Ill tell her tonight I cant see her anymore.
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
Ross: I grew up with Monica! If you didnt eat fast you didnt eat!!
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God! No-no-no! Please! Please! Dont-dont-dont!
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Ross: Thats Daddy?! But doesnt it bother you? Youre a waitress.
Emily: Well I mean, youre American to start with. You dont even have rugby here.
Joey: I cant believe Ross went out with Rachels sister! When Chandler made out with my sister I was mad at him for 10 years.
Monica: Hey, they dont pay me a penny a word to make friends.
Monica: Yeah! (They turn to the camera, and Chandler does The Face again.) All right, maybe you dont have to smile. Lets try something else. Lets try umm, try looking sexy.
Joey: Do you know how hard this is gonna be on him when he doesnt get it?
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Joey: Oh, I dont watch soap operas. Excuse me, I have a life, yknow?
David: Hey! Oh, I was just about to leave. I-I-I-I didnt think you were coming.
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Rachel: I dont care! All right, yknow what Im just upset that Im getting nowhere with Joshua thatyknow what still, you do not meet someone and go flitting off to Vermont!
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Rachel: Wow! I cant believe thats our baby.
Joey: Great! Thanks! Youre gonna love her so much. AndOh, shes the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. Hey, yknow the S.A.Ts?
Ross: (seeing Phoebe still with cat) You didnt tell her?! (They all kinda shy away.) Okay, fine! Pheebs?
Ross: (To Joey) I know, I wasnt finished. (Joey motions him to finish.) (Yelling at the street) But dont worry! Were gonna go down the fire escape!!
Chandler: Yeah, well, I guess you don�t need my help Victor Victoria!
Ross: But, what�s great is that you don�t mind talking about it.
Rachel: Come on see, she doesnt look that bad.
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Rachel: Well, were a little early, the lecture doesnt end for 15 minutes.
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Ross: I don�t know.
Kathy: Its a good play, isnt it?
Rachel: Oh Im sorry. I I-I dont meanI didnt mean to stifle you. I This is all just a little overwhelming.
Monica: Oh, I didnt know you liked football.
Ross: (turns back) What! (Angrily) You didnt do anything wrong?!
Chandler: Janice, Im sorry but umm, you cant stay here tonight.
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Eric: I dont know, Im still pretty tired out from this afternoon.
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
Ross: Dont be scared, I-I know it sounds crazy and-and people will say its too soon, but just-just think, think how great it will be.