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Phoebe: No, I know, Im just nervous. Y'know its just y'know Moms dead, dont talk to my sister, Grandmas been sleeping a lot lately. Its like the last desperate chance to have a family, y'know, kinda thing. Youre so sweet to wait with me.
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one cant get mad.
Rachel: Oh, I dont know, I guess, Chris ODonnel, John F. Kennedy, Jr., Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.
Chandler: We dont, really.
Chandler: You know, we dont really take advantage of living in the city.
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Monica: I cant live like this! What are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Monica: I cant leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
Phoebe: Yeah I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue? Because I can, and my Mom couldnt, and I thought y'know, I figured that was something I got from our Dad.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. You can do it to. (tries to do it, but cant)
Phoebe: Oh right, yeah okay, my Mom could, and I cant. We dont have that....
Chandler: Eh, y'know what, shes to political, she probably wouldnt let you do it, unless you donated four cans of food first.
Rachel: Yeah, cause thats why you wont get Isabella Rosselini, geography.
Phoebe: So far, it kinda blows. I dont know, I just thought y'know that hed feel more like a brother y'know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and....
Monica: Oh honey, were close now but you-you wouldnt believe the years of-of nugies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and....(Phoebe shakes her head like she doesnt understand) Thats where the waistband actually goes over your head.
Phoebe: I dont have time for this.
Phoebe: Yeah. (phone rings and Phoebe answers it) Hello. (listens) Oh my God, I totally forgot! (listens) Well cant someone else do it. (listens) But, I have company. (listens) Yeah, no look, thats all right Ill come in. (hangs up phone) Um, Frank, Im really sorry but I have to go to work. Its-its one of my regulars and hes insisting that I do um.
Phoebe: Well, y'know we dont call it that, but yeah!
Frank: Well, I dont think this, y'know.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldnt do you myself, I mean that would be weird. Yeah, no, Ill get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this will be so much fun! Hey! Are you excited?
Frank: So wait, whats the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I cant touch you?
Phoebe: You cant have sex with her!
Jasmine: Fine. (starts to leave, and points at Frank) I dont like you!! (leaves)
Frank: I dont know, I mean, y'know, this is the city y'know, I just, I mean, I dont know.
Frank: Oh, wait, no your right, no it was perfect and I cant believe that I screwed it up so bad.
Frank: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasnt perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, cause we had all those great talks y'know.
Phoebe: I dont....
Frank: How-how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesnt melt.
Phoebe: Well, I-I wasnt hopping mad, y'know.
Phoebe: She wasnt a hooker.
Joey: Why dont we just go on two.
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Ross: Damn! I cant believe I took her off my list.
Ross: What you dont think Id go up to her?
Rachel: Honey, hes about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. Im just sorry we dont got popcorn.
Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, Im Ross, you dont know me, but Im a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?
Isabella: Arent you with that girl over there? (points at Rachel, who waves back)
Ross: Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella. Dont, dont just dismiss this so fast. I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...
Chandler: Ive got five bucks says you cant.
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. (picks up a 2x4 and puts it through the handles so that the doors wont open) Im out five big ones! (puts the money in the crack between the door and frame) Here you go.
Rachel: Well, dont look at me! My hairs straight! Straight! Straight! Straight!
Joey: I dont know. I like her, you know. Shes different. Theres uh, somethin about her.
Monica: You didnt tell anybody I was did you?!
Mrs. Verhoeven's Daughter: She didnt pass.
Phoebe: So long! Dont let the best door in the world hit you in the ass on your way out! (He exits and she slams the door behind him.)
Joey: Okay, I guess it doesnt seem that weird.
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
Ross: Hey, theyre going to the gym together! Two women! Stretching! Yknow they-they take a steam together! Things get a little playfuldidnt you see Personal Best?
Lydia: Arent you in my Popular Culture class?
Phoebe: Dont be so negative! Good God! Isnt it possible that Sorry is sitting in there (Joey and Rachels apartment) right now?!
Monica: (To Chandler) This is what happens when you dont register for gifts!
Ross: Oh I dont know that it would.
Monica: No I didnt!
Ross: Momentary lapse. Dont-dont you have any self-control?
Ross: None of the sane ones wanted to come back with me! That�s not the point. Ok? The point is you...you are the oneWho moved on and didn�t tell anyone!
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Joey: I dont know.
Ross: Really? No. I mean, nah, I havent played in so long, and-and, well its-its really personal stuff, yknow?
Joey: Isnt that great?
Phoebe: Youre right! Youre right. Dont say it.
Ross: Well, why dont you correct him?
Joey: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh . That-that-thats really just to show where the baby would go. Yknow why dont I hold on to him so that theres no confusion? (Takes him back, sets him on the chair, and apologizes to him.)
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
Emily: I dont care! You just get him!
Ross: (to the panel) Look, Im sorry, but you guys are wrong. I just dont want to be divorced three times.
Dr. Green: I dont believe this!!
Phoebe: Wait! But Ross if they dont get along then you should smooth things over. Make them be friends.
Dr. Green: Stay calm?!! How do you expect me to stay calm?! This is unacceptable Rachel! And I wanna know why?!! Is it because that punk Ross wont marry you?! Thats it! Is that it?!
Phoebe: No dont tear out your eyes!!
Phoebe: No look, weve apologized twice! I cant do anymore than that. I know you hate it when people are mad at you but you just have to be okay with it.
Rachel: Oh, see now I feel bad for the kid! I had a crush on a teacher once and it was so hard! Yknow youI couldnt concentrate and I blushed every time he looked at me. I mean come on, you remember whats its like to be 19 and in love.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasnt heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandlers parents again!
Janine: I cant handle two nights in a row with them.
Mona: Im not sure yet. Why didnt you just tell me about all this?
Chandler: No, it wasnt you.
Monica: Phoebe, they didnt make you pay for those knives, did they?
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay, but you cant fire him today.
Monica: Well Phoebe doesnt eat turkey
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Joey: (wiping face) Wow! Didnt know that.
Ross: (moves closer) All Im saying is, its one thing being prepared for an attack against like each other; whole another story being prepared for an attack, I dont know, like a (turns and puts his face close to Rachels and screams) surprise!!
Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
Monica: I cant do it. Im sorry, I wish I could, but umm, see you have these feelings for me....
Ross: So I finally heard back from Aunt Sheryl and apparently it wasnt a mistake. Ahh, theres-theres limited seating in the hall.
Joey: All right, dont waste it, I mean its still food. (He picks it up and eats it.)
Will: I dont know? Do I? Do I?
Monica: Because they dont know were dating. (Again, trying to quickly change subjects.) Do you think we should eat in the kitchen? (Goes to the sink and the stove to cook.)
Chandler: Oh no-no-no I was just squinting. That doesnt mean anything.
Monica: Joey, you dont have to finish that.
Rachel: No dont! Go back to repeating!
Ross: Hey! She didnt look 50!
Ross: She didnt photograph well!
Phoebe: Okay, I didnt understand that, but yknow, maybe thats cause you were speaking the secret language of love!
Monica: Didnt she walk with a cane?
Ross: Dad, we-we cant believe youre selling the house.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Mr. Bing: Yes! Although, I think we may be seeing a little too much of some people. Arent you a little old to be wearing a dress like that?
Will: Oh, youd like that wouldnt ya?
Chandler: (crying hysterically) I just dont see why those two cant work things out!
Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when were at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesnt sound like anything, but I swear it works.
Ross: Uh, Rachel, Ive been thinking. I dont think us getting together tonight is such a good idea. Im calling it off.
Phoebe: (louder) My chest hurts! Oh, and now I-I cant breathe.
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Ross: Uh, I actually havent even met him.
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Monica: (normal voice) Oh, you can have an accent and I cant?! (To an exiting student in accent.) Top O the morning to ya laddies!
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Chandler: All right. Look, Im gonna go in here, and you dont buy me anything ever. (starts to go into the store)
Chandler: Yknow, that party wasnt bad.
Monica: Oh no, we cant walk!
Gunther: No. No, I havent seen him.
Phoebe: I dont use a curling iron.
Dina: No I wont!
Bobby: Yeah we kinda didnt use any
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Monica: Well I dont have them either. Where are they?
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Ross: No but but still you cant possibly do this alone.
Chandler: I dont know! You were a delight to talk to. You asked all those insightful, great questions.
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
Joey: Yeah! And-and things arent as smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.
Rachel: (Somewhat angrily) Okay. What the hell was that? You know what? Dont answer me. (Giggling) I have a date with Danny.
Monica: I cant think of anything were doing. (Quietly) Why cant I think of anything were doing?
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Phoebe: What about me? I just found out that Denise is leaving town for a while, I dont have a roommate.
Joey: Oh sureAnd hey, dont get me wrong, I am so happy for you guys. I just I miss hanging out just-just us, yknow?
Gunther: And when you have a second later, I wanna show you why we dont just trap spiders under coffee mugs and leave them there.
Monica: I dont have an atlas.
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
Monica: Dont feel bad for me! I won like every time!
Ross: Its a girl! Anyway, it wouit wouldnt matter. Okay? Because Im a teacher and shes a student.