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Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: What?
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Tag: Well kinda old, like 30.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: A little.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Really?
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Tag: Im gettin back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Tag: What?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Tag: Hey.
Tag: Well
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: What?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: Colorado.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Tag: My what?
Tag: Are you serious?
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Tag: What contracts?
Tag: Id love to ask out your friend Phoebe.
Tag: Got it!
Tag: Yknow what?
Tag: What did you say?!
Tag: No, not my touchie.
Tag: Thats kinda sad.
Tag: What?
Tag: Sure.
Tag: Like what?
Tag: Im telling you, you never gave them to me.
Tag: You wanna go down to the office right now?
Tag: So when do you imagine you gave them to me? In the morning or in the afternoon?
Tag: Its my sister.
Tag: Fine.
Tag: Its not here.
Tag: Do you want me to check again?
Tag: I did not!
Tag: Still no luck.
Tag: A joke they would appreciate?
Tag: How did you know they were in my bottom drawer?
Rachel: (worried and shocked) Yeah, sure Mr. Zelner, for you anythingminute. Okay. Fine. (To Tag) Abort the plan, abort the plan. (She start to usher Tag out.)
Tag: No, I would see you looking embarrassed because they are not on my desk!
Tag: Why? What youd do?
Tag: (entering from her room) Hey.
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Tag: Me too.
Tag: Whats up?
Tag: Okay. (They sit on the step.)
Tag: (handing his to her) This ones from me.
Tag: Hey.
Rachel: Actually, I just wanna talk to Tag.
Tag: Yknow, Im actually glad Phoebe called. (He pulls out a stool and Rachel sits down.) I know we broke up because you thought I wasnt mature enough, but Ive really grown up and think we should get back together.
Tag: Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?
Tag: (interrupting) Uh Mr. Zelner, Im the one who filled in that evaluation.
Tag: Okay! Feel free to look, but Im telling you those contracts are not on this desk.
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
Tag: Hey Rach.
[Scene: The Buildings Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. Theyre looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, thats realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Tag: Whats going on Rach?
Tag: So, whats this about?
Rachel: Tag
Tag: Im ready for more.
Tag: Oh. (He drops her hand.)
Tag: Like your sweater.
Joey: Yeah. What-what did Tag say?
Tag: So whose is it?