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Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: Oh, no sit-ups today Tag?
Tag: I just did them.
Tag: What?
Tag: Yeah, I filled them out last night?
Melissa: Umm, is Tag here?
Rachel: Really?! Got a little crush on Tag there do ya?
Melissa: Hey! Isnt that Tags backpack.
Rachel: How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag? Ill pay.
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is arriving as Rachel is standing there.]
Tag: Good morning.
Rachel: Hi Tag! Hey, so did you have fun with uh, with Joey last night?
Tag: Oh yeah! We went to the Knicks game.
Tag: Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women!
Tag: Well kinda old, like 30.
Tag: And I never used to be able to just talk to girls in bars, but I got like 20 phone numbers last night.
Tag: A little.
Tag: (To her, in the Joey voice) How you doin?
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is there as Tag enters carrying a bag.]
Tag: Hey Joey, you wanted to talk to me?
Tag: Oh, yeah, this is from Rachel.
Joey: Ten. Okay. Now Tag theres such a thing as to many women.
Tag: Really?
[Scene: Rachels Office, Tag is entering.]
Tag: Good morning Rachel.
Tag: Went out with Joey.
Tag: No. We had a really good talk. I dont think Im gonna do that bar scene anymore.
Tag: Its just not really who I am. Y'know, Ive always been happier when Why am I telling you this? You dont care about this stuff.
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Tag: Someone I can spoil, yknow?
Tag: Uh-huh! Let me ask you something?
Tag: Do you believe that there is one perfect person for everyone?
Tag: And if that person is already in your life, you should do something about it right?
Tag: All right then, its settled.
Tag: Im gettin back together with my ex-girlfriend.
Tag: What?
Rachel: (panics, turns around, picks up the phone, and pretend to talk on it) Hello?! (Listens) Oh, yeah! (To Tag) This is gonna be a while. Excuse me. (Tag leaves and she closes the door behind him, disgustedly.) Yeah!
Tag: (looking at the street) Oh my god! Those guys are stealing my car! (He points down to the street)
Tag: If this is your idea of sexy talk? (Shakes his head that its not working.)
MONICA: Ok, you see, the tag shouldn't be at the top left corner, it should be at the bottom right corner.
Rachel: I dont know Tag! How can your genitals make phone calls? Okay? Its not a perfect world! Just go please.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, Tag has finished searching his desk and Rachel comes out to try to plant the folder on the desk.]
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Mr. Zelner: Umm, no. Thanks, but Ill give these to Betty. (Rachel glances at Tag to say, "See?") So I read your evaluation of Tag, or to use his full name, Tag Sweetcheeks Jones. Is something going on with you two?
Ross: (to Tag) Stick to the list. Always stick to the list.
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Rachel: In the afternoon. Mr. Zelner came into my office after lunch. He put them on my desk, and then I put a Post-It on it (Looks down onto her desk and finds the folder with the Post-It on it that contains the contracts she imagined she gave Tag) that said, "Must go out today." So you just keep looking in there! All right?
[Scene: Rachels office, shes looking at a picture of Tag when he knocks and enters.]
Rachel: (Reading from a tag that's attached to the shoe) "Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S.: Chandler, I knew they'd break you."
Tag: Wait-wait a minute; that doesn't make any sense.
Tag: Thank you. (Gets up and hurries out.)
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
Tag: Hey, I wonder if you can see my apartment from up here.
Tag: Okay I understand. (Sits down.) I wouldnt want to be proved wrong either.
Rachel: (gets up and opens the door) Hi Tag! What are you doing here?
Phoebe: Yeah. Thats fine. Thats fair. Is it Tag?
Tag: Yeah, so she went back to Ohio.
Tag: I can't believe this! (He walks back in again)
Tag: Rachel, dont do this. This is just because youre turning thirty.
Tag: I know I havent worked in an office before, and I really dont have a lot of experience, but uh
Tag: Yeah, so, please don't fire me for doing this. (He kisses her)
Tag: Come on, lets have some fun. Huh? (To Rachel) What do you want to do today?
Tag: A year. On and off. I kinda thought we'd end up together. I don't anymore.
Tag: Oh, its crazy about Rachel huh?
Tag: Are you kidding me?! With a cute butt like this, Id find work.
Tag: (pause) Yes. I have a weird sense of humor, and Im kinda strangely proud of my butt.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes slinking out to where Tag works and checks to make sure no one is coming.]
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Gavin: I thought it was ok when you slept with your old assistant Tag.
[Rachel and Tag go into the hall.]
Rachel: Yknow what Tag, if we went down to the office you would see those contracts sitting on your desk.
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Tag: I'm okay. I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots.
[Ross whines and starts working again. The door opens and Tag enters.]
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Rachel: Oh how can you possibly know? Look at this mess, Tag! I mean, this is what Im talking about! You have to be organized! Youve got newspapers! Youve got magazines! You gotOhh! (Finds a picture.) And who is this chippy? A little young for you Tag, but whatever.
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Tag: No! It was marked confidential I just sent it down to Human Resources.
[Scene: Rachels outer office, shes returning with two coffee cups in hand to find Tag sitting there.]
Rachel: Ohh Tag, umm youre such a great guy and we have sooo much fun together but I dont-I dont
Tag: I dont think I should say.
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, Tag is sitting at his desk as Rachel walks up. She stops and watches him pick up the phone.]
Rachel: Yeah, this is Tag. Tag, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, can I see you for a second? (Goes into office.)
Ross: Tag? Y-You're going? (Comes over to Tag) Uh we didn't, uh we didn't get the chance to talk. Uh, so, where did you say you're from again?
Tag: Wait! I think I see where youre going, but before you say anything else, can I just say one more thing? (Kisses her.)
Tag: What did Joey say? I like you back?
Mr. Zelner: Its kind of a risky joke Tag, and what is-what is this drawing I cant figure out what this is?
Tag: Hi! Rachel Greens office.
Tag: Rach, Im sorry, but you didnt give me any contracts!
Tag: Its lame, I know. But Im a goal-oriented person, very eager to learn
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Tag are making out on the couch.]
Tag: No. (Unzips his coat.) This is my red sweater.
Rachel: Tag? (He turns and looks at her.) Hi, who was that?
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
Tag: It wasnt on your list, but hopefully youll think its really fun.
[Time lapse, Ross is still doing Chandler's game. Tag is heading for the balcony.]
Tag: Look Rachel, I know what youre going through. Im totally freaked about turning 25.
Rachel: Hi! Tag. What are you doing here?
Tag: I, uh, wanted to see if your offer to spend Thanksgiving with you is still good.
[Scene: Rachels Office, shes at her desk while the mailman delivers her mail and calls Tag in.]
Man: Tag Jones.
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: I feel great. (Rachel laughs) In fact! (Walks over to her desk, sweeps its contents onto the floor and Rachel just glares at him.) What?
Tag: I am?!
Tag: What?
Tag: Gotcha. Thanks again for meeting with me. (Starts to leave.)
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Rachel Greens office. (Hangs up.)
Tag: Anyway, Im guessing you hired somebody.
Tag: Well
Tag: Do you have a minute?
Rachel: Okay, thank you. Thatll be all. (The mail guy leaves and Tag starts to follow, but Rachel stops him.) (Excitedly) Wait! Wait! (Rushes over and closes the office-door.) Did you see that? That mail guy had no idea there was something going on between us. (They kiss.)
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Tag: We kinda broke up this morning.
Tag: You don't like puppies?
Tag: Thanks.
Tag: Yeah.
Tag: Why?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Tag: Wow. (He starts to walk towards the railing.)
Tag: Um, I'm not.
Ross: It was soo not an accident. She saw I was about to tag her, so she threw her big fat grandma arm elbow right into my face. And just keep running.
Tag: Hey.
Tag: Not bad.
Tag: What?
Tag: You have all the answers, don't you?
Tag: Colorado.
Tag: Okay.
Tag: Id better get back to my desk.
Tag: My what?
Tag: Yes, at 4:00.
Tag: Are you serious?
Tag: What did you say?!
Rachel: Hi. Tag, I have a conference call today is that correct?
Tag: No, not my touchie.