words in movies
Rachel: Okay, who are you talking to when you do that?
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Phoebe: Well, yeah! Fun is good, but y'know I also wanted to learn. Y'know, people are always talking about what they learned in high school and I never went to high school.
Ross: please don't cry because of me pheebs I don't know what I'm talking about, I've been divorced three times.
Joey: Ma, I don't mean to be disrespectful, but... what the hell are you talking about?! I mean, what about you?
Ross: Look, I dont know what youre talking about, I am not a crazy, jealous person.
Chandler: (angrily) I dont think thats what they were talking about Joe!!
Chandler: I don’t know what you mean, giant talking cigarette! Oh, by the way, Phoebe called just as I was getting into Nancy’s car, so if she asks you, I was at work all day.
Joey: Listen, I ah, went to that restaurant that you were talking about last week...
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Phoebe: A little. (She turns around and looks up.) (To the universe) Now youre talking.
Monica: (still talking to the woman) All right, Ill do it just this once! But you cant tell anybody!
PHOEBE: That you don't stop talking about it.
[Scene: Grammercy Bistero, Ross and Kristen are waiting for their table to be ready. Ross is returning from talking to the matired.]
Ross: Oh oh, we think Emma is about to start talking so we're trying to be careful about what words we use in front of her.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: Oh, really? You know what your great friend did? We're out to dinner, ok? (he starts talking about the date and we can see what happened through a flashback video) We're getting along, having a really nice time. I was thinking she was really cool. And then, out of nowhere...
Joey: (pause)....Are we still talking about sex?
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
[Phoebe and Rachel are at the counter talking.]
Chandler: Ginger. Im talking to Ginger, so....
Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...
Ross: (To Rachel) I wasnt talking to you.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
CHANDLER: Well, we haven't exactly met, we just stayed up all night talking on the internet.
[Scene: Fancy restaurant, Joey and Bob are talking.]
Phoebe: I dont what your talking about. (Laughs nervously and continues to leaqve)
Phoebe: I know you didnt, I was talking about Monica.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Phoebe are talking.]
Joey: Hey! Tag's still talking to the police.
[Scene: A hallway, Monica and Dan are talking.]
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
Monica: Of course it was! Trust me, when it comes to psychology I know what I'm talking about. I took two psych classes in college.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Ross: What am I supposed to do? He's out cold! In fact he was just talking in his sleep before and evidently he wants someone named Fran to spank him harder.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
Phoebe: (to Joey) What, what are they talking about?
Chandler: I know what she's talking about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are talking over party plans.]
Ross: Do you have a minute? Id like to talk to you about something Im, Im really uncomfortable talking about.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are talking.]
Phoebe: Youre in my office! Look, I have made a lot of cash for this company! Okay? I am talking big bucks! Pesos! Yen! Rubles! You make one little mistake
Rachel: (talking on the phone) C'mon Daddy, listen to me! All of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- a purse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I don't want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying that I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy!
Monica:: Eww are you talking about my bother.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom.]
David: Why not? It's brilliant! (talking to an imaginary Mike) Goodbye Mike, we'll see you at the wedding, fella! (pause) well, we probably won't invite you to the wedding... (to Chandler) Thank you, Chandler. Sincerely.
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Rachel: (interrupting him) Oh Chandler, stop talking!
Chandler: What are you talking about?
[Scene: The Roof, Rachel is talking to a guy who hands her a tissue with something written on it]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Joey is talking to Monica and Chandler.]
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is talking to Rachels, who is now showing, stomach.]
Phoebe: Okay, they're just talking...
[Scene: Central Perk, Frank and Alice are there talking with Phoebe.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Monica: What are you talking about? (Pointing out the window.) She obviously lives on the second floor, seventh apartment from the left!
Monica: Were not doing anything. Were just sitting around talking, quietly.
Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Whos this? (Listens) Oh okay, youre gonna like working for me. Whats your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I Whatever Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.
[Scene: The guest bedroom. Rachel and Monica are talking to each other.]
[Scene: Out in the hall, the firemen are talking.]
Rachel: (on the phone) Monica, Im quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didnt even buy it! (Pause) Im telling you Im quitting! Thats it! Im talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)
Joey: Frankie? What're you talking about?
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is talking to Chandler. Joey is making a snack at the bar.]
Rachel: Uh- which one of us are you talking to there, Barr?
[Scene: The couch store, Ross is talking to a saleswoman.]
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Rachel: Barry, I'm sorry... I am so sorry... I know you probably think that this is all about what I said the other day about you making love with your socks on, but it isn't... it isn't, it's about me, and I ju- (She stops talking and dials the phone.) Hi, machine cut me off again... anyway...look, look, I know that some girl is going to be incredibly lucky to become Mrs. Barry Finkel, but it isn't me, it's not me. And not that I have any idea who me is right now, but you just have to give me a chance too... (The maching cuts her off again and she redials.)
Ross: (quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello.
Ross: I I dont know what you are talking about.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Phoebe: Okay, I hear you! Are you capable of talking about any thing else?
Joey: Ahh, yes. (Pushes Rachel in front of himself so that she could do the talking.)
Ross: This... this is exactly what I'm talking about. What kind of a guy makes... makes... delicate French cookies, huh? They're not even... butch, manly cookies with... with... you know with... with chunks. (takes a careful bite from the cookie)
Monica: (as Rachel) Remember back in freshman year? (Talking fast before Rachel can catch her) Well, Billy Dreskin and I had sex on your bed.
Ross: Oh y'know what, girls don't like it when I start talking about science.
RACHEL: Oh give me , , ,� (Phoebe gives Rachel the phone.)� Hi, Mike?� Hi.� Listen.� I know this is a lot to ask, but you know what?� If you do this I . . . Phoebe will . . . do anything you want.� Seriously, I'm talking dirty stuff.
CAROLINE: I assume we're talking about the baby now.
[Scene: Ross's place, Molly and Joey are talking on the couch]
[Scene: Central Perk, the gang minus Rachel and Ross are talking to Pete.]
[Time lapse, Ross and Rachel are talking, Joey is on the couch, and Monica and Phoebe are out of the room.]
Monica: Hold it! Are you talking about Dick Clarks New Years Rocking Eve?
Will: I actually know what youre talking about. Im here to tell you something my friend, you can eat and eat and eat but nothing will ever fill that void.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is talking to a customer.]
Ross: (talking agitated and angry) Everyone gets a goodbye but me? What have I got to do to get a goodbye, huh? Be best friends with you? Uh, go out with you? Have a baby with you? Oh wait a minute, wait a minute, I did all those things.
MNCA: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: Okay Ive got one for you, if you had too which one would you rather eat, a seeing eye dog or a talking gorilla?
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler are there. Ross is still talking to the beautiful woman.]
Joey: What are you talking about?! I'm the lead in a movie!
Mr Campbell: Dating profile? I-I-I'm talking about the work resumé.
Phoebe: Okay, well, this is crazy. Can't seriously be talking about me taking one of your kids, can we?
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.