words in movies
Joey: Man, I remember the first time I saw that girl Katherine, after we broke up. She was just walking with her friend Donna, just laughing and talking. God, it killed me.
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Rachel is talking to Monica about her job.]
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Rachel: Oh well, the woman I interviewed with was pretty tough, but y'know thank God Mark coached me, because once I started talking about the fall line, she got all happy and wouldnt shut up.
Joey: (deadpan) Ooh! Yeah. So yeah, so you know exactly what Im talking about.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Rachel: (taking the phone and hanging it up) Sorry, I thought you were talking to me.
Rachel: Ah, what is this? Well, lets see, we kissed for ten minutes and now we're talking to our friends about it, so I guess this is sixth grade!
Monica: When we found out that we're gonna get this baby, Chandler and I started talking and we decided that we didn't want to raise a kid in the city.
Rachel: W-What are you, what are you talking about?
Chandler: Sure! Thats one of the great things about being engaged. Im not nervous talking to pretty girls anymore.
Ross: Ben, say hi to Aunt Monica. (He holds the phone to the fake Ben he has created out of a pumpkin.) Oh, I guess he doesnt feel like talking right now. Hes smiling though! Okay, talk to you later.
Rachel: Ok, let’s keep talking.
Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Rachel are talking.]
Cliff: Id have to say the talking gorilla, because at least I can explain to him that youre making me eat him.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Chandler: What are you talking about? We love Schhteve! Schhteve was schhexy!.. Sorry.
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Rachel: (to Phoebe) Why do men keep talking to me like this?
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Ross: (To All) Was I talking to her about gas?
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Young Ethan: Yeah. You do know I was talking about you, right?
Phoebe: Talking to Ross.
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Joey: Yknow, Im beginning to see what Jake was talking about.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Chandler: Wait a minute, hold the phone! Youre not talking about Chuckles University?!
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Ross: Pheebs, youre talking about putting your body through an awful lot, I mean morning sickness, uhh, labour, and its all for somebody else!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, they're all sitting around and talking.]
Chandler: I'd love to, but I gotta get back to talking to your parents. They're telling us all about how they adopted you.
Rachel: Oh, okay. Hey, can I ask you a question? Was it me, or-or was the guy who took my blood sample really cute? Yknow who Im talking about, bald haircut, hairy fingers (Stops when she realizes it was her.)
Joey: Monica-Monica-Monica-Monica, listen-listen, listen, listen, would-would it make you feel better if we all stop talking about Ross and Rachel.
Rachel: And so I had a lot of work to do so Ross, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere Ross comes on to me.
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage, but...
Ross: Hey, what are you talking about? I'm fine!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The girls are talking with the firemen.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica is throwing a party. Joey is talking to Ross about the bad audition he just had while pouring booze onto a snow cone.]
Monica: Ok fine. I'll handle this. (goes to Phoebe who's talking to Rachel) Phoebe?
[Scene: Pauls Cabin, Paul and Rachel are sitting on the couch drinking wine and talking.]
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
Phoebe: Look, Im talking right now! Youreyou mean her.
Amy: She was. Carbs found her... See, this is what I wanted. Two sisters, talking about real stuff.
Emily: Dont you point your pants at me! (She throws them on the floor.) We have no choice! Anywhere thats half-decent wouldve be booked months ago, Ross dont you understand? This is our wedding Im talking about.
Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch. <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.
Amy: No, I was talking about your bedding.
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
Rachel: No! Downstairs! And we got to talking yknow, for like two hours, and I really liked him so I invited him up here for a cup of coffee.
Rachel: And so bad. I dont even know what youre talking about because I didnt ask you to do anything!
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
Monica: It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.
CHANDLER: Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?
Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are sitting at the kitchen table, talking.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]
Phoebe: Oh wait! That can't be the one Rachel's talking about. She didn't even know that happened. So which one was it?
Chandler: Oh nothing, were just talking. Yknow, blah-blah-blah.
[Scene: A restaurant, Melissa, Rachel, and Phoebe are talking.]
[Scene: Living room. Joey and Sandy are talking with the Snufflebumps.]
Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. Ive been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no ones even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, Im gonna kill myself! (Theres no response; no one even looks up.) Ill get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower has ended and everyone except for Mrs. Green have left who is talking to Rachel while Monica and Phoebe are cleaning up.]
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
[Scene: Downstairs at Danny's party, Monica and Rachel are coming down the stairs and Rachel has on a coat to make it look as if she's just getting back. But just as they reach the landing they see Danny out in the hall talking to a guest, Rachel then quickly pulls Monica back up the stairs.]
Monica: What are you talking about? She just invited him to the biggest party of the millennium!
Joey: Umm, y'know how the other day you were talking about how you didn't get to go to London and how you were kinda feeling left out?
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are still talking with Erica.]
RACHEL: Agh, what a jerk. I kept talking about you and he kept asking me out. I mean, naturally, you know, I said no.
Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!
Joey: Hey-hey-hey, hey thats your wife youre talking about!
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
Ross: O-okay, Rach calm-calm down, okay? She-shes really upset were just talking.
Chandler: Okay, could you just stop talking for a second? (Thinks) Yemen. Thats right, yes, Im being transferred to Yemen!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]
Monica: In the beginning where yknow its all sex and talking and sex and talking and
DR. BURKE: No no. Henry's almost two and he's talking and everyting. Here. You know, the other day he told me he liked me better than his other grandpa. Now in all fairness his other grandpa's a drunk but still. . .
[Scene: We cut back to the present. The reunion where Chandler and Ross are talking.]
Phoebe: All right. (Talking to Monica's hair.) Now some of you are gonna get cut, and some of you aren't. But I promise none of you are gonna feel a thing.
Rachel: (to Monica) I mean is that woman capable of talking about anything else but sex?
Joey: Monica and I were talking about who could kick whose ass in a fight, you or Ross?
[Scene: Wedding rehearsal dinner. Joey and Mike are talking.]
Monica: Well, were still talking about it, arent we?
CHANDLER: [being left behind] Oh that's all right fellas, I saw a kitchen this morning - on TV. Stop talking. OK.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Joey, and Chandler are sitting and talking as Phoebe and Rachel enter.]
Jay Leno: (on TV) Folks, when we come back we'll be talking about her new book, 'Euphoria Unbound': the always interesting Nora Tyler Bing. You might wanna put the kids to bed for this one.
ROSS: Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her. It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.