words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
Monica: No! All hes thinking about is how youre taking this! I mean, listen its totally freaking him out. Hes talking about moving to Vermont.
Phoebe: Theyre just talking, and yknow what? Just because I think theyre soul mates doesnt mean anythings gonna happen.
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Joey: Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?
Hillary: Ive probably been talking too much. Why dont we talk about you a little bit?
Monica: Keep talking.
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]
Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about?
[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
Chandler: Right, fine, I�ll do it, but no talking.
Chandler: (enters) Hey, what you guys talking about?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with her boyfriend Roger, talking to Rachel and Monica.]
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Chandler: What are you guys talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are talking about passion.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch and Ross is sitting on the chair, and theyre all talking.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe are there, Chandler is talking to his new friend on the internet.]
Phoebe: Oh, thank God, 'cause that thing's really creepy! (looking outside the window) Look, there's Chandler. (he's on the street, talking to a woman)
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Joey: Good. (He sets his stuff down and starts talking to Kate, another cast member.) Hey.
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
Rachel: (talking with a higher voice, and puckered lips kind of like you do to a baby or...well a puppy its hard to explain. Just use your imagination!) Oh, well, you are so cute! I wish I could play with you more, but Ive got to go to work! I hope I stop talking like this before my marketing meeting, yes I do. Yes I do. (still talking like that) Bye-bye, Joey. Oh, I seriously cant stop it. (exits)
[Scene: Coffee place, Molly holding Emma and talking to Joey]
Chandler: Ooh, Lambchop. How old is that sock? If I had a sock on my hand for thirty years it'd be talking too.
Chandler: She's smart and funny, y'know? We were up all last night talking, she said the funniest thing about--what?
CHANDLER: Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
Mike: What are you talking about?
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers. Phoebe and Ross are sitting in the living room talking.]
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
Melissa: Oh wow, Ray-ray I have no idea what youre talking about.