words in movies
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
The Director: All right, its time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Joey: Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?
Hillary: Ive probably been talking too much. Why dont we talk about you a little bit?
Monica: Keep talking.
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Joey are talking to Frank.]
Joey: (he thinks a little, considering the option and seems to be quite satisfied) I like that! A sharing buffer! Yeah! I’ll order some extra fries! Maybe a plate of onion rings. Yeah. And a shrimp cocktail. And some buffalo wings. Maybe an individual pizza, uh? And some mozzarella sticks. (he looks absorbed in his food thoughts) What were we talking about?
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]
[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monicas apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, its messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what Im talking about.]
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Ross: Shhh! Were not talking.
Joey: Dude, stop talking crazy and make us some tea!
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Roy: Are you talking about me?
Rachel: Oh wow. Why dont we just take me (Grabs her pin) and put me with a Manhattan in my hand, talking to the cute bartender. (Puts her pin at the bar and laughs. Monica just glares at her.) These pins arent for playing are they?
[Scene: a NYU lecture hall, the scene is continued from earlier, only Ross has dismissed the class and is now talking to Monica and Rachel.]
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's class; the class has ended and Phoebe is talking to one of her classmates.]
Ross: (outside her room, talking by himself) Haven't had sex in four months, I should get a medal for that!
(Joey stares around dumbly looking for the "talking pigeon")
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Rachel: Yeah, but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts, so then I figured maybe not.
Janice: Chandler, what are you talking about?
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Ross: Well it's okay. Chandler is talking to her.
Rachel: Oh, well, I...It's kind of weird talking to you about this, but...
Chandler: Yes, but, Ross you chose a career of talking about dinosaurs.
Monica: Oh, we weren't talking about you. No, no way to recover.
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Phoebe: Oh right, ok um. Ok so its not just the lie you tell. but its the way you tell it. . For example if you look down at the ground when you're talking, people know you're lying.
[Scene: Carol's OB/GYN, they're talking about how this is going to work.]
Joey: Uh, Entertainment Tonight. [Cut to Chandler] Yeah, okay so, good talking to ya and don't come out here. All right. (Hangs up the phone and poses for that picture.)
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Joey: What are you talking about alone? What about Ross?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time has passed. The five are sitting around the coffee table talking.]