words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Kathy are sitting at a table and talking about Joey.]
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
Janice: Oh yknow what? You have to speak very loudly when youre talking to Sid, because hes almost completely deaf.
[Scene: The street outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are talking and walking.]
Chandler: Because you kept talking to him while he was trying to go to the bathroom?!
Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The auditions not til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Whod you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)
[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]
MNCA: We are talking about Rachel here. You and Rachel.
Rachel: Im talking about a bet, winner takes all.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
This is a special out takes episode. The cast and Conan are sitting around the set of Central Perk, talking about the stuff weve never seen.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Ross and Rachel are talking.]
Joey: Oh-ho-kay, Im talking to the king. (starts to go to a back room)
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Phoebe: What are you talking about?!
Chandler: Whoa-ho, whoa! No, I was thinking about y'know for me, as a part of that whole getting over Janice thing you were talking about.
[Scene: Chandlers bedroom, he is sleeping with Marjorie. All of the sudden, Marjorie starts talking in her sleep, awakening Chandler. After a little bit, she quiets back down, and Chandler tries to get back to sleep. Theres a short pause until she starts screaming, causing Chandler to scream with her. She quickly calms down. This all wakes up Joey, who comes over wearing the mouth guard, opens the top half of Chandlers door, and starts to complain about the noise.]
[Scene: Classroom, Joey is talking to his students.]
Chandler: All right, y'know what, we've been talking about London too much haven't we?
Phoebe: So, here you are. It seems like yesterday I was talking to you in that little petri dish. Everyone said labor was the hardest thing I'd ever have to do, but they were wrong this is. Oh, I had the most fun with you guys! I wish I could take you home and see you everyday. Okay, I'll settle for being your favorite Aunt. I know Alice's sister has a pool, but you lived in me. Okay, so we're cool. Yeah, we're gonna be great. Little high fives! (Imitates the high fives.) Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! (One of the babies begins to cry.) Well, if you're gonna cry. (She starts crying.)
Ross: It doesn't matter! It's my principles! We're talking about my principles!
Joey: Sure, sure. Ok, (clears his throat and starts to read from his script. He starts talking in a fake French accent, making gestures with his hands) "Bleu de la bleu, de la blu bla bleu" (Phoebe looks astonished, annoyed and disgusted, Joey seems very proud though) See?
Ben: What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is talking. It looks like when Rachel and Monica lived in this apartment.]
Rachel: (pause) Hes talking to the baby.
Gunther: What did I tell you about talking to your friends while youre working?
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Im talking about massages.
Joey: What the hell are you talking about, (in a Jamaican accent) "The south will rise again man."
Monica: Okay, I-Im sorry. You and Joey, your both focusing on this uncomfortable thing, what you need to do is to change the subject. Next time you see him try to get him talking about something else.
Ross: What? (She takes the sign off and hands it to him.) Thats great. That is great. (Crumples up the paper and throws it down in anger.) What did we just finish talking about Ben?!
Gary: So you know what I'm talking about, right?
Mr. Waltham: (Shaking everyone's hand.) Hello. Hello. How do you do? How do you do? Very nice to meet you. (Looking over at his wife.) Darling its the Gellers. (She pays no attention shes talking on a cellular phone.) (Louder) Darling, its the Gellers. (Shes still not responding.) Shes very self-absorbed, you know. I should never have married her.
The Director: All right, its time to act, my talking props. (Both Joey and Kate just look at each other.)
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]
Chandler: What are you talking about?
Hillary: Ive probably been talking too much. Why dont we talk about you a little bit?
Joey: Are we talking about one of those big boats that carry cars that go like five miles an hour?
Chandler: (in a high pitched voice) What?! I didnt even know thatWhy didnt you tell me?! (Pause) Why am I talking like this?!
Monica: Keep talking.
Rachel: Monica, what are you talking about?
Joey: What are you talking about? Bitch.
Monica: Lets take a walk. (They start to leave.) Yknow maybe you should consider writing for Talking Out of Your Ass magazine! (They exit.)
Joey: No-no-no! Look, Ive been thinking about it. Im an actor right? So I wont get nervous talking in front of people.
Mackenzie: This is what my mom was talking about. Whiners are wieners. (Joey glares at her angrily) Look, you want your friends to be happy, right?
Chandler: Yeah, you-you gotta love the talking.
Chandler: Cry?! I just found a talking puppy, Im rich!
Rachel: What are you talking about Pheebs? (Takes out her compact) I don't (She gasps when she looks in the mirror and sees her face.) (To Ross) Oh my God, you drew on me?!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Rachel: Joey, what are you talking about? Youre a terrific actor.
Phoebe: What are you talking about?
Tag: Hey, thanks for talking to me.
Joey: I totally dont know what youre talking about.
Phoebe: Are you two talking about the same baby? Hey! Have you started off thinking of names yet?
Rachel: What?! Wait! What are you talking about?! You love their Kung Pao Chicken!
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Monica: What are you talking about?
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
Rachel: What are you talking about? I love them! (Looks into the cage) Yeah, I had a tarantula when I was a kid. But it-it died, because my cat ate it. And then, then my cat died. But Joey, isn't this cool?
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
Chandler: (smiling) If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Monica, and Ross are sitting there and not talking to each other.]
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
(They go around the last row of bookshelves and find a couple doing what college coeds do in secluded corners of university libraries. For those of you who dont know what Im talking about, lets just say that clothing is undone. Ross gasps and the couple gets up and runs away.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is talking to Chandler.]
Joey: Uh, hey, Rach let me ask you something. Uh, I was just over there talking to Monica and Chandler, boy they are really tight.
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
[Cut to Mr. and Mrs. Geller talking to Ross.]
Ross: (sitting down) Hey, what are you guys, what are you guys talking about?
Monica: Ohhh! Let me see! Oh God, I can't believe this! They're an hour late and they're just staying out there, talking!
Chase Lassiter: (talking to Rachel) You look familiar, have we...
Ross: What?! What?! Talking about what?!
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Phoebe are talking.]
Chandler: What?! What are you talking about?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Phoebe: Shhh! Im talking.
Rachel: What are you talking about?!
Frank Jr.: What's green and says "hey, I'm a frog"? A talking frog! (Laughs.) Oh, no, you can't have him, he's too funny.
Chandler: (to Gunther) Y'know what Gunther, go ah, go ahead, Im-Im talking to ah, (tries to get her to say her name). (to her) This is the part where you say your name.
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
[Scene: hotel's bar, Ross and Mr. Oberblau are talking]
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
[Cut to Central Perk, first season Monica is talking.]
[Scene: Carol and Susans, Rachel is talking with Ben.]
[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]
Rachel: Hi! Hey, remember how last night we were talking about that movie Cujo?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Joey and Ross are talking.]
Monica: Rachel umm, I was just talking to this guy and I think hell have sex with you.
Rachel: Oh! Whoops! Im sorry, you were talking about Emily!
Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and yknow(Feels Eldads hair)Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!
[Flashback to 503 - TOW The Triplets] [Scene: A hallway in the hospital, Monica and Chandler are talking.]
Monica: Me? What are you talking about? Nobody could steal me from you. I mean, just because I'm friends with her doesn't make me any less friends with you. I mean, (starting to cry) you're my...We're, we're...Oh, I love you.
Monica: Okay, he was talking about rules.
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing....
Ross: I was talking to myself! Youre going down!
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is talking to Ross]