words in movies
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Parker: Why dont all of you tell me a little about your self?
Parker: Maaaassapequa, sounds like a magical place. Tell me about Massapequa, is it steep in Native American history? {Transcribers Note: Interestingly Alec Baldwin was born in Massapequa.}
Parker: What a beautiful place. What a great night! I have to tell you, being here with all of you in Event Room C I feel so lucky. I think of all the good times that have happened here. The birthdays, the proms, the mitzvahs both bar and bat, but none of them will compare with tonight! My God, I dont want to forget this moment! Its like I want to take a mental picture of you all! Click! (He takes a mental picture of them all.)
Monica, Moncia, have a happy Hanukkah. Saw Santa Claus, he said hello to Ross. And please tell Joey, Christmas will be snowy! And Rachel and Chandler, have err-umm-glander!!"
Chandler: All right everybody! Just be quiet! Be quiet! Be quiet!! Pipe-pipe-pipe down! (They settle down) What is the matter with you people?! This woman was trying to do a nice thing for you. She was making candy so she could try to get to know all of you, and Ill bet that not one of you can tell me her name! Am I right?
Rachel: Y'know, I gotta tell ya, I just loved your look when you were bald.
MR. GELLER: Tell you what, maybe one of these weekends you can borrow the car and I cou. . .
Phoebe: Okay but thats why you have to buy it, so it can fulfil its Christmas destiny, otherwise there gonna throw it into the chipper. Tell him, Joey
Rachel: Okay. Okay. Okay. Joey, I have got to tell you something!
Joey: I don't care, Rach! Look, I am tired of being the guy who knows all the secrets but can't tell anyone!
Phoebe: Joey, you pick who ever you want. Okay? You just listen to your heart. What does it tell you? (Mimicking a heartbeat and tapping her chest.) Phoebe, Phoebe.
Joey: I can't tell you what I know.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Chandler: But we're not ready to tell yet!
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Chandler: I dont want him to tell this story for years.
Rachel: Ooh, Pheebs, what are you gonna say? Are you gonna tell him who you are?
Joey: Look Rach, my parents bought this fridge just after I was born, okay? Now, I have never had a problem with it. Then you show up and it breaks! What does that tell ya?
Chandler: Ooh! Ahh, Pheebs, was gonna tell a story.
Joey: Well I didn't tell them!
Chandler: Phoebe, it's me. You can tell me anything.
MONICA: If I tell you, you'll think I'm crazy.
RACHEL: Yes, but you can not tell Ross 'cause I want to surprise him.
Chandler: Just tell me what I need to do to make things right.
Joey: Yeah uh look Rach, theres something I gotta tell ya.
Joey: No, thats VH-1. I gotta tell you, the music these kids listen to today . . . Its like a lotta noise to me. I dont know
Pete: Let me tell you a story. When I set out to create Moss 865, do you think it just happened overnight? No. There was Moss 1, that burnt down my Dads garage, there was Moss 2 that would only schedule appointments in January, and 862 others that I learned from, just like I learned from this fight, never to let a guy stand on my neck.
Ross: Then tell him quickly.
Chandler: Did you tell her what we talked about? (Joey starts laughing hysterically, but then gets serious again...)
Chandler: All right, now look at her and tell me she doesnt look exactly like her sister.
Monica: Oh!! (hits Chandler and Joey in the head) You guys knew about this and you didnt tell us?!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
(Joey puts his finger over his mouth to tell Ross to keep quiet. Ginger looks at Monica who looks away and leave.)
Joey: What? Chandler! Tell 'em!
Phoebe: Tell him it's for you.
Rachel: Yeah thats great. But first, wait, talk to me, talk to me. Tell me about your day.
Mrs. Geller: (lying) Ive gotta call my friend Mary and tell her how good this is, from Monicas room.
Monica: Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Ross: Anyway seriously, uh just just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. (walks towards the door until )
PHOEBE: Well you know, you juist, you eat them and you can tell.
Rachel: Tell her to wear her own earrings.
Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.
Ross: Phoebe, are you, are you mad at me, or something? 'Cause if are please, tell me what it is I did!
Rachel: Okay, Ross, I'm really trying to tell you something here.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Rachel: Yeah well unless we tell him.
Phoebe: I suppose I could tell her it's just all my fault.
Joey: You like someone. Tell me who it is. Who is it? (tickles her a little)
Monica: (on phone) Could you please tell me what this is in reference to? (Listens) Yes, hold on. (To Rachel) Um, they say there's been some unusual activity on your account.
Ross: No, she likes that. Yeah. Faking sleep doesnt work either, I cant tell you how many mornings I woke up with her...
Chandler: Listen er..I need to ask you a favor but you can't tell Monica anything about it.
Chandler: I spent the entire day with you, why didn't you tell me?!
Monica: Ugh, we're screwed, aren't we? You know what? Just tell me on the way to the bird store.
Joey: What are you talking about? It was a big deal. I mean, come on you cant tell me last night didnt mean something to you. I-I was there, youre not that good an actress.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Chandler: They are needy, they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking, and that scares me a little bit.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is trying to tell Rachel about Emily's ultimatum again.]
Monica: (as Rachel) Hi, Dad. No, no, it's me. (Getting up to move further away from Rachel) li-listen, Dad, I can't talk right now, um, but there's something, um... there's something that I've been meaning to tell you...
Joey: Well, okay, I'll - I'll just call her and tell her the date's cancelled, and find him somebody else.
Rachel: Me either. Umm, all right, first thing I need you to do is go downstairs and find a women named Hilda and tell her to go home.
Ross: Listen, I got to tell you Ive-Ive never been to a guru before, so...
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Chandler: So did Monica tell you about this great band called the Swing Kings that were trying to get to play at the wedding?
Chandler: Okay, when are we gonna tell Rachel what is actually gonna happen?
Chandler: (shocked at the news) Why cant I tell them that we live together?
Phoebe: You didnt tell her did you?
RACHEL: You want me to just call him up and tell him that you're seeing him instead? That's what you want?
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Monica: Joey, we have something to tell you.
Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business.
Chandler: Yknow, I cant believe Kathy did this too me. I really, thought that she was the one. I tell you what, from now on Im never getting out of this chair, ever! Okay? From now on, this chair is the one! You wanna what else is the one? My sweat pants!
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Chandler: See Joe, we want you to tell stories but yknow, romantic stories. Nice stories.
Rachel: Sure! That sounds great! Just leave me a message and tell me where to meet you. Okay? (Walks away.)
Rachel: Well, cant you tell her that you are not in the mood?
Rachel: And he didn't want you guys to know about it but I came over here to tell you!!
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Ross: So uh, what did you tell them about me?
Rachel: Wait a minute! What are you gonna tell Joanna?
Ross: (to Rachel) You see what men do! Dont tell me men are not nice! (points to Chandler) This is men!!
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Pete: Listen, can you promise me that you wont tell her though?
Mr. Geller: I'm not gonna tell you what they spent on that wedding... but forty thousand dollars is a lot of money!
Monica: Hey, have you figured out a way to tell him youre moving out?
Monica: You don't tell me what to do! I tell you what to do! Just call her. She's at the Paradise Hotel in Barbados. And while I've got you, you've got curly hair. What do you do in humidity? (Mike hangs up the phone) Damnit!
Monica: Im gonna go tell Joey that (laughs) that youre back. I was really worried about you. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Rachel: Well, y'know, possibly. (pause) You didnt tell him that, though? Right?
Paul: Ill call the university and tell them about your relationship and have you fired.
Kim: Tell me everything.
Phoebe: I have to tell you this story. Okay, I was coming over here and this driver
Rachel: You're right, you're right. I should just tell her the truth.
Joey: Yes, but y'know what? It doesn't matter who knows what. Now, enough of us know that we can just tell them that we know! Then all the lying and the secrets would finally be over!
Joey: I, um, can't tell you.
Phoebe: But why didnt you just tell her the truth.
Rachel: Honey, why dont you sit down? Dina has something that she wants to tell you.