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Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Phoebe: By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Chandler: That's a pig.
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Ross: Oh, that's me.
Ross: That's what I'm telling you.
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Ross: Really? That's great!
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Monica: That's the surprise!
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: That's right!
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Joey: No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Gary: Oh that's great!
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Phoebe: Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there.
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Phoebe: That's a bird?
Joey: That's it! Thanks Pheebs!
Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
Caitlin: One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Phoebe: That's a defense?
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
Monica: Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Ross: Seriously that's a lot of cups.
Monica: That's stealing!
Rachel: That really is something; that's really cool.
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Phoebe: That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]
Joey's Hand Twin: That's okay. (Walks out.)
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here.
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.