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Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Phoebe: By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Mr. Zelner: That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
All: That's great! That's wonderful!
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Rachel: Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). "From Gavin"
Joey: (to Ross): Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Monica: That's not a question.
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
Ross: That's, that's nice twice!
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Mindy: That's all!
Mindy: That's not all.
Ross: (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!
Monica: That's me.
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Rachel: That's not European!
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even kinda close! (Ross looks around confused) Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?
Monica: (furious) That's it! Dinner is over!
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Mindy: Oh that's so great!
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
CHANDLER: Ok, that's Eric.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
CHANDLER: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Chandler: That's ok.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
PHOEBE: OK, I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
JOEY: That's what it says.
MONICA: That's terrible.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
MONICA: That's fine.
Joey: Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's right, you take good care of those babies!
MONICA: Rachel, that's all we do.
Monica: Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.
Rachel: That's good enough. Right? (Pause.) Okay, well umm, I'm gonna go look at my books!
Monica: That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!
RACHEL: Maybe that's all we do, what about Julie?
ROSS: That's a good point.
Chandler: (On cell phone) Don't worry, I'll be back before you know it. Yes it will be the same. Because I know, that's how. I promise.
Joey: Well, okay. You were my girlfriend and we were doing the crossword puzzle. Y'know like you guys were doing last night. So, that's it. I'm in love with Monica and I'll be moving out.
Ross: That's nice... now, was that before or after you told him to stop calling, stop sending you flowers and to generally leave you alone, hmm?
Ross: My mommies love me. That's clever.
Monica: That's Dudley Moore. I said I wanted it like Demi Moore.
Dr. Mitchell: That's because they are.
PHOEBE: What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. I mean you don't get chances like this all the time, if you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
PHOEBE: That's too much. Sorry.
Quartet: Your no God's gift to women, that's all in your headdddd. You are just a buttmunch.
Joey: (Yelling at Chandler) And that's how I know you didn't watch the tape! (goes back to his room and slams the door).
ROSS: No. So what. So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. Ya know, like a, like a right of passage or somethin'.
CHANDLER: That's me.
RACH: Oh, that's um, interesting.
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
Phoebe: Maybe that's 'cause she's not really gone.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
ROSS: That's right, he's not Drake, he's Hans Remore, Drake's evil twin.
RACH: That's what I said.
Janice: That's not the hard part honey! The hard part is what comes next, I mean aren't you worried about the results?
CHANDLER: Oh, so that's what this is for.
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Monica: I'm sorry, but that's my happy place.
Ross: Okay, that's it. WE ARE SEEING OTHER PEOPLE!
Carol: All right, that's it. I want both of you out.
Joey: He's right, cause if you're just gonna, like, break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.
Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.
RACHEL: That's great!
ROSS: No no, that's me.
PHOEBE: That's him.
PHOEBE: Ok, that's so nice.
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
ROSS: No, that's fine.
Mike: Yeah well, that's the thing. For me it's as far as it can ever go.
Chandler: That's patio furniture!
Rachel: Wait! No, that's ridiculous. Come on, he lives three blocks away!