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Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Rachel: Well, come on, Steve; let's not rule out nervous laughter. Hey, now wait a minute. Phoebe told me that - that you owned your own restaurant. That's impressive.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Phoebe: By the time anyone's figured out what we've done, we'll be in sunny Mexico. (BEAT) Oh, wait, that's the end of a different plan.
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Monica: Oh, that's great! Congratulations!
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Monica: Oh that's great!
Monica: That's great!
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Chandler: That's true!
Chandler: That's true!
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Monica: That's all right.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Ross: That's okay.
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Chandler: That's a pig.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!