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JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
EDDIE: That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.
PHOEBE: Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh that's one of my favorite digests.
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
RACHEL: Oh my God, honey that's great.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
CHANDLER: [looks in the fish bowl to see a fish cracker] Well that's not an, even a real fish. No, that's a goldfish cracker.
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Monica: That's so sweet. Find anything?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
PHOEBE: You know what, that's it, that's it. [She rips off the mits, Ryan follows her lead.]
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Monica: Yeah! I think that's great!
Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be a...
Ross: Yep! That's my thing...
Rachel: (sighs) Oh... That's true.
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Chandler: (yawning) Oh, that's great.
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
ROSS: (pause) That's okay.� We'll talk about (pause) something else.� (They pause.� They drink.)
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
RACHEL: That's my bubby!
Chandler: What? That's terrible!
Rachel: That's right!
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.
Monica: That's stealing!
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Phoebe: (realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Chandler: That's insane!
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Phoebe: Wow? Really? That's fantastic!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!
Ross: Dr. Gettleman? Yeah I know, I don't think that's a good idea. In fact, I think he's dead.
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: No, that's David.
Chandler: I know, that, (looks at her fake chest, and loses his train of thought, temporarily) that's why I don't want to go tonight, I'm afraid I'm going to say something stupid.
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Ross: Yeah, that's it?
Ross: That's Ben, my son from my first marriage.
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Rachel: (laughing) Oh, that's crazy!
Joey: (shocked) That's a huge thing!
Rachel: Ooh! You guys are so lucky you are here with people, you known it's such a romantic place. That's all, I just wish I could (looks at Joey who is at the check in desk) share that with a guy.
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Chandler: And that's... how... it's done!
Chandler: That's why!
Monica: That's just good sense!
Monica: Oh my God, that's Charlie!
Chandler: You do realise that's your brother?
PHOEBE: Yes that's right. But still, I-, look at your purse, look at your sweater, look at yourselves.
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Rachel: Oh! That's great!
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's what we do.