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JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
EDDIE: That's good, that's good. So, so, so who broke up with who?
EDDIE: That's good man, when everybody knows that the uh, the capital of Cambodia is uh...
PHOEBE: And a crusty old man said I'll do what I can and the rest of the rats played moroccas. That's it, thanks, good night.
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
EDDIE: That's very thoughtful of you. It's very thougtful.
PHOEBE: Oh, ooh, Soap Opera Digest, oh that's one of my favorite digests.
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
EDDIE: That's very interesting, ya know, 'cause that's exactly what someone who slept with her would say.
RICHARD: That's it? That's the giant number you were afraid to tell me?
RICHARD: Well, that's not bad at all. I mean, you had me thinkin it was like a fleet.
RACHEL: Oh my God, honey that's great.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
MONICA: Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
CHANDLER: [looks in the fish bowl to see a fish cracker] Well that's not an, even a real fish. No, that's a goldfish cracker.
PHOEBE: Well, you kind of just did.� That guy is going to call you tonight.� Ross is going to pick up the phone and that's a pretty clear message.
Chandler: Hey, that's... that's 'joincidence' with a 'C'!
Joey: A little uh, good deed for PBS and a little TV exposure, now that's the kind of math Joey likes to do!
Phoebe: This is fashion?! (Grabs the coat from Rachel.) Okay, so to you, death is fashion?! That's really funny. (She puts the coat on and starts to model it.) Here's Phoebe umm, sporting uh, y'know, cutting edge hairy carcass from y'know, the steal traps of wintry Russia. I mean, you really thing this looks good? (Sees herself in the mirror.) 'Cause I do.
Monica: That's what it says here. Flight 421, leaves at 8:40, Newark airport.
Chandler: (astonished) I don't think that's exactly...
Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!
MNCA: You know, that's true. You'd be a great person to have around the day after an emergency.
Sandy: (In a puppet voice) So you see Wigglemunch, that's why it's important to shaaaaaaare...
Ross: And that's bad because..., you hate chicken piccata?
JOEY: So, assistant to the director. That's a really exciting job, I mean, you must have a ton of cool responsibilities.
Monica: Yeah. The great thing about the jam plan was, I was taking control of my life. So I asked myself, what is the most important thing to me in the world and that's when I came up with the baby plan.
Monica: That's the nicest anyone has ever said to me!
Maitre d': I'm sorry. That's always mr Campbell's table.
Ross: That's funny, because you know, you are a huge crapweasel!
Charity guy: Oh, actually, that's the shirt I wore to the gym.
Ross: (interrupts him) Okay, that's right, yes, but on Hanukkah, uh, we sing, uh (Sings) Dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, I made you out of clay.
Joey: That's some gentle comedy, dude. (he and Ross leave)
JOEY: Look, I'm sorry but that's what Joseph does, ok. If you try to pull somethin', he'll call you on it. 'What're you tryin' to pull,' he'll say.
Joey: Ah, can I just say I know we're doing this for Ross, and that's cool, but if it was up to me, this is not what we'd be doing on our first date.
CHANDLER: Wow, that's lucky. What if her name was Big Ugly Splotch?
JOEY: Shh, OK, here I come, here I come. See I'm comin' to fix the copier, I can't get to the copier, I'm thinkin' what do I do, what do I do. . . so I just watch 'em have sex. And then I say, wait, here's my line, [Joey from TV] you know that's bad fo r the paper tray.
Rachel: Oh my god Chandler! If you can't handle this, what are you going to be like in the hospital? With the blood and the screaming and the little present that's shooting out of her!?
Ross: Wow, free crab cakes. Well, that's nice. Although I was hoping to have sex tonight.
Joey: (realizing) Oh! That's Alicia Mae Emory's outfit!
Ross: Oh, that's right! (to Emma) Daddy and uncle Joey are going on a trip today. We're going to a conference in Barbados, right?
Ross: And if you think about it, I mean the reason he memorized all that stuff is because he thought it was important to you. You know, that's the kind of guy Joey is.
Fake Monica: Well, that's just probably 'cause of your Amish background.
ROSS: Uh Joey, that's just the minumum amount due, that's your total due.
Phoebe: Um, um. It's huge. Yeah, that's the moment, when-when, you know she stopped being a princess, and became, like, a woman, you know.
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
MONICA: No I didn't, I said kiwi lime. That's what makes it so special.
Monica: What? what? He obviously thinks that's a nice way to be proposed to, plus he'd never suspect it!
Rachel: Sure Pheebs, you know, that's what it's there for, emergencies and pretend agents.
Sandy: That's fair... Although, can I ask... why do you think that is?
Rachel: Oh, that's okay, girls tend not to like me.
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
Mike: That's great! You changed you name?
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Phoebe: I don't know about that. I've got one that's worse.
Phoebe: Oh, that's it? (Mimics Chandler) A great idea! Oh yeah.
David: Uh, that's definitely a, uh, valid question. And, uh, the answer would be (Writes YES on the board) yes. Yes I was. But, see, I wanted it to be this phenomenal kiss that happened at this phenomenal moment, because, well, 'cause it's you.
Joey: Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!
Ross: (skeptical) That doesn't sound like you... That's Monica talking!
Monica: Yeah, we all have jobs. See, that's how we buy stuff.
Joey: She's my biggest fan. Yeah, she's the only one in the family that's believed in me.
Waiter: Yes, that's Raspberry coule.
CHANDLER: Yep.� That's a lot of cats Jo Lynn.� Single are ya?
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
Rachel: What? He said 'we should do it again', that's good, right?
Chandler: When it comes down to it, you would risk your life for Ross before you would for me. That's the bottom line.
Ross: You know what, if you wanna look for a house, that's okay.
Monica: Rach, that's great! It's so good that you had a good time in Greece!
Ross: (on phone) Yeah, you want 55-JUMBO. Yeah, that's right. That's right, JUMBO with a U, sir. (pause) No, belive me, you don't want me. Judging by his number, I'd be a huge disappointment. (pause) All rightie, bye bye.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Chandler: No, that's all right. I just had a jar of mustard.
RACHEL: Terry is a jerk, ok? That's why we're always saying "Terry's a jerk!" That's where that came from.
Monica: (without looking up from what she's doing) Besides tampons and salt? (Then looks) Ooh! My God! Maple candy! That's so sweet of you. (Opens the box) That's weird...it's empty!
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, but sometimes they need help. That's fine. Go ahead and scoff. You know, there're a lot of things that I don't believe in, but that doesn't mean they're not true.
Chandler: (going to the bedroom) See Joe, that's why your parents told you not to jump on the bed.
Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)
Monica: Well that's it. People never say `We need to talk' unless it's something bad.
PHOEBE: I like this lily. It's more open, ya know, and that's like my mom. She had a more open, giving spirit. Ooh, Foghorn Leghorn, ooh.
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
Rachel: Oh! That's why. (Rachel checks behind her ear, and finds a cinamon stick.) I'm sorry!
Ross: I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
PHOEBE: Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bing-bong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?
Rachel: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK.
Ross: Ohhhhh yeah, that's, that's funny. Why ah, why isn't he goofing around in his own office?
Ross: What's going on?! (throws the love bug at him) That's what's going on!!
MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.
Ross: No, no, no. That's impossible. It doesn't leave for another 20 minutes.
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
Chandler: That's a good thing actually, because ah, he used to have me rehearse with him.
Joey: well that's not even the weird part. I don't think she remembered sleeping with me.
Monica: Oh that's cute! We really all enjoyed it. But y'know, it doesn't count.
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
JOEY: Great, well, I'm happy for ya. [picks up the orange juice carton and it's empty] Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.
CHANDLER: OK that's not what he was doing. Alright, he was looking for his bus money.
Susan: Oh, that's so... (Susan hugs Carol, they giggle, Ross steps away) It really is...do we know...?
Ross: Oh, that's OK. I'm sure there are tons of other beautiful paleontologists out there.
Joey: That's great! Hey, can you cast me in it?
JOEY: Well, you know that guy that's on my show that's in a coma? He's havin' a brunch.
Joey: That's not the point Chandler. The point is that you lied.
Ross: (chuckles nervously) The sex? (chuckles) Um, I'm having enough trouble with the image of you and Susan together, when you throw in Tanya (miming washing hair, that's the best I could think of), yaw...
Phoebe: Oh no wait, I'm sorry, that's 'pretty dumb.'
The Teacher: Well, that's sort of a given, but yes. Anyone else?
Rachel: Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday.
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
Monica: See? Ben doesn't think you're a loser, he thinks you're a cowboy! Now that's something.
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)
Phoebe: Oh, ok. I see what you're doing, that's fine. This is all there is, just tea, uh, ok. (she drinks her tea) Hmmmm... raunchy!
CHANDLER: [being left behind] Oh that's all right fellas, I saw a kitchen this morning - on TV. Stop talking. OK.
RACHEL: Nothing, I mean, um, it is your first time with her and, you know if the first time doesn't go well, well then that's, that's pretty darn hard to recover from.
Ross: Look, you were right. She looks at me and sees a friend, that's all. But then I met Julie, and I don't know, we're havin' a great time. And I have to say, I never would've gone for it with her if it hadn't been for you.
Chandler: Yeah, I'm putting my foot down. Yeah look, when I proposed I told you that I would do anything to make you happy, and if having the perfect wedding makes you happy, then, then that's what we're gonna do.
Dan: Nah that's okay. I'm just doing this to put myself through medical school.
Rachel: (sees the picture) Oh my God! That's Monica!!
Ross: Nah, I dunno... I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is kinda pathe- (Realises) ....sorry, that's, that's 'pathet', which is Sanskrit for 'really cool way to live'.