words in movies
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Ross: Really? That's great!
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
Kim: Oh that's great! You are the best!
Ross: No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.
Ross: Seriously that's a lot of cups.
Phoebe: Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Monica: That's so gross!
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Monica: That's the surprise!
Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: That's a bird!
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Monica: Oh, that's great! Congratulations!
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Chandler: That's right.
Monica: That's all right.
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Monica: Oh that's great!
Monica: That's great!
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Chandler: That's true!
Chandler: That's true!
Joey: Well, that's pretty good. But you might wanna tone it down a little.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Ross: That's not advice!
Ross: That's okay.
Chandler: That's so weird, I had such a blast with him the other night.
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
RACHEL: That's 'cause you have it.
Phoebe: Yes! Exactly! And that's why
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Monica: That's what you've been working on for the past two hours?!
Larry: Ahh that's the 2 points.
Ross: Well, I guess that's it.
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
Joey: Oh, hold up, I'll walk out with you. Now, Rach, when she taught you to kiss, you were at camp, and.. were you wearing any kinda little uniform, or- (Rachel exits and slams the door in his face.) That's fine, yeah...
Phoebe: Ok, well that's bad. But don't you think it might be different with someone else? Perhaps a blonde who always uses a toilet. Except for once in the ocean.
(Joey motions, "Now, that's thinking!")
Rachel: That's fine. So Monica, you are now in control of my love life.
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Chandler: Phoebe is going to say "yes"? That's, that's great!
Chandler: Well, that's what we do. Y'know, I-I mess up and then you tell me how to fix it and then I do and then y'know you think I'm all cute again.
Cheryl: Oh, yeah. Oh, you know, that's too bad that didn't work out.
Chandler: (sarcasticly) Thanks Joey, that's a good idea.
Ross: No, it's just...you know the whole "getting on with your life" thing. Well, do I have to? I mean, I'm sitting here with this cute woman, and, and, and she's perfectly nice, and, but that there's, that's it. And um, and then I'm here talkin' to you, and, and it's easy, and it's fun, and, and I don't, I don't have to...You know, here's a wacky thought. Um, what's say you and I give it another shot? No no no, I know what you're gonna say, you're a lesbian. But what do you say we just put that aside for now you know? Let's just stick a pin in it, ok? Because, we're great together, you know. You can't deny it. Besides, you're carrying my baby. I mean, how perfect is that? But see, you know, you keep sayin' that, but there's somethin' right here. I love you.
Joey: Yeah, that's the uh, game we were playing.
Young Ethan: Well, if that's what you kids are calling it these days then, yes I am. I uh, I've kinda been waiting for the right person.
Chandler: That's why I lost my toe?! Because I called you fat?!
Monica: (Takes it) That's Mindy? Wow, she is pretty. (Sees Rachel's look) Lucky. To have had a friend like you.
Joey: That's way uptown! That's like three trains away! (Phoebe pinches him.) Which is great! I love to ride that rail!
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).