words in movies
Chandler: Dude! That's my girlfriend!
Ross: Really? That's great!
Joey: That's great. Listen, wouldn't it be great though if I got to play Ben's dad?
Kim: Oh don't be sorry, that's part of your job here to give your opinions and then I take credit for them--I'm kidding.
Monica: All right, that's a little sketch of the cake, umm some sample menus, umm y'know what I thought we would start out with Tuscan style finger food, and for music, here's an alphabetized list of all my CDs! I've highlighted the ones that would go really good with the food.
Rachel: Oh that's okay.
Kim: Oh that's great! You are the best!
Ross: No, we-we're gonna be like best friends, that's why it's gonna be weird.
Ross: Seriously that's a lot of cups.
Phoebe: Yeah well, that's 'cause Monica put me in charge of cups and ice, and Monica is gonna rue the day that she put me in charge of cups and ice.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Monica: That's so gross!
Joey: Well this is noodle soup and uh, I've been working with tomato. But that's okay, no problem. No problem. Hmm, noodle soup.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Monica: That's the surprise!
PHOEBE: Yeah, well me too, yeah. I think that's the challenge.
Rachel: Yeah! No that's what I was thinking.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
JOEY: That's it, just hey. Like at the end of a dance, HEY! [she starts nibbling his hand] Hey. He-hey.
Frank Sr.: Well, that's why you wanted me to come, right?
MRS GREEN: That's fine. I never did it. I just thought I might. So, what's new in sex?
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Rachel: What-Pheebs?! Two dates in one day? That's so unlike you.
Chandler: Yes, I did. Yes, I did. Because, you're my girlfriend, and that's what girlfriends should, should get.
Chandler: That's a pig.
Ross: (entering) Okay, that's it. I cannot make this decision! It is too difficult, so I'm just gonna leave it entirely to the gods of fate. (He holds up and starts shaking a )
Chandler: And that's how you bought it?
Phoebe: Ohh, that's so nice! How great! Well, where? Where's the trip?!
Ross: Oh that's nice.
Monica: No, those first two windows, (Points) that's the lobby. And y'know the other one over there, that's the stairway. You've been counting wrong.
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Joey: That's what this is about! Oh my God, you hate Ross!
Phoebe: That's easy for you to say, I don't see three kids coming out your vagina!
Chandler: (bluffing) And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Joey: Friends first? That's interesting.
Ross: Oh, that's me.
Ross: That's what I'm telling you.
All: Congratulations! Ohh, that's great!
Phoebe: Ooh, Atlantic City! Oh, that's a great plan! Who's plan was that?
Rachel: Oh, that's great. Look at that.
MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
Phoebe: (ignoring him and continuing her conversation) That's what I'm saying. (Laughs.)
Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?
Ross: That's right, uh, Elizabeth Hornswoggle.
Monica: Well that's pathetic!
Ross: (looks like in heaven) Lighter than air... (changes back to serious) But that's not the point. (Joey now also enters)
Joey: That's right!
Rachel: Actually, y'know that's not the Thanksgiving I was talking about.
All: Yeah! That's right. Yeah-yeah! Yeah!
Ross: That's okay, Joe.
Joey: No-no-no, that-that's me, that's me.
Joey: Oh yeah, that's right!
PHOEBE: Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Phoebe: That's so sweet.
Angela: That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs.
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Rachel: Ross, didn't you ah, play soccer in High School? Oh no wait, that's right. You just organized their game schedules on your Commodore 64.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, that's over.
Phoebe: There you go, that's the spirit! Okay! Now, if you need money, I will lend you money, but just get moving!
Gary: Oh that's great!
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
CHANDLER: Sure. (My god, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it, quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser...Big head, big head, big head!)
Monica: Oh umm, that's because I just wanted to y'know walk in on me and Chandler while we were, y'know, doing it all night. Will you excuse me for just a second?
Rachel: (laughs) I'm sorry, that's not funny.
Caitlin: One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
Phoebe: That's a bird?
Joey: That's it! Thanks Pheebs!
Phoebe: Yes. Well, that's neither here nor there.
Chandler: Ohh that's the worse thing that can happen on an anniversary ever!
Rachel: What-what, wait a minute, you don't think that's why he wants me back?
CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!
Fake Monica: I thought that movie was so incredibly... boring. I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself because he can't be in the play? What was that?! It's like, kid, wait a year, leave home, do some community theatre. I walked out of there and I thought, 'Now, that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.' And that thought scared me more than all the other crap I was afraid to do.
ROSS: And that's, that's funny why?
Phoebe: That's a defense?
Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!
Joey: Maybe that's okay. You know? Maybe, maybe it is better this way? I mean, now, now you can move on. I mean, you've been trying to for so long, maybe now that you're on different continents.. (Looks at Phoebe) Right?
Chandler: That's why for an entire year people called me Sir Limps-A-Lot?!
Monica: Oh that's okay. Dont worry about it, you can give it to me when we get back.
Chandler: I can tell from your expressions that that's the good news you were hoping for... Well, I'm gonna go continue to... spread the joy.(Chandler leaves the apartment. Joey sighs)
Joey: No, still too ethnic. My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral.
Rachel: That really is something; that's really cool.
Monica: Oh, that's because I had lunch with RichMe neither! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: That's stealing!
Phoebe: That's odd, 'cause this dog's been living here for the past 3 days
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
ROSS: Well then that's it. And if George and Adelaide can't accept that, then the hell with them. Look, if my parents didn't want me to marry you, no way that would have stopped me. Look, this is your wedding. Do it.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is getting some coffee as Joey enters. He's looking a little puffy, but that's probably from the large number of different color sweaters he's wearing.]
Joey: I don't know. But I can see through your sheet. (He looks out the window.) Yeah, yeah, that's her. But y'know what? Doesn't matter, I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway.
Monica: (as Rachel) (Suddenly laughing) Oh, god, I am so spoiled... That's it!
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Monica: That's because as far as my parents are concerned, Ross can do no wrong. Y'see, he's the Prince. Apparently they had some big ceremony before I was born.
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
Ross: (covering his eyes) Dude! That's my sister! (She shows the rest of the gang.)
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Joey's Hand Twin: That's okay. (Walks out.)
Joey: Yeah, but for a one-year-old. What's the point... the other day she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow and the cow says "El-moo"! (Joey starts laughing) Yeah... that's a funny cup!
Phoebe: All right, I already didn't give them back to you, that's what I said. (Walks away over to Rachel.) Where is that other earring?
JANITOR: Your monkey found a new career, in the entertainment field. That's all I know.
JOEY: That's right, I have a phone in here.
ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.
RACHEL: Ohh, I'm gonna have to get over it. God, see I didn't know that's I had to do, I just have to get over it.
RICHARD: That - that's an idea.
Joey: Yeah. Yeah, so what? (On phone) Look, I live across the street, (walking to the window) and I know all about you and your little telescope, and I don't appreciate it, okay? (Listens) Yeah, I can see you right now! (Listens) Hello! (Listens) If I wanna walk around my apartment in my underwear, I shouldn't have to feel like(Listens)Thank you, but... that's not really the point... (Listens) The point is that... (Listens) Mostly free weights, but occasionally..
Carol: Uh, that's our friend Tanya.
Phoebe: That's not very enlightened!
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
Ross: Uh-huh, that's why they call it Staten Island.
Joey: That's not funny at all!
Chandler: Don't think of it as a cigarette. Think of it as the thing that's been missing from your hand. When you're holding it, you feel right. You feel complete.
Chandler: Oh, that's not true. You had an impact on me, I mean, it's 15 years later and we're still best friends. Doesn't that count for something?
Monica: That's right baby! Okay, what do I want now?
Monica: That's what it sounded like.
Joey: That's because all people are selfish.