words in movies
RACHEL: That's not the end.
PHOEBE: Yu-huh. That's when my mother would shut off the TV and say 'The end'.
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
CHANDLER: Ok, that's Eric.
RACHEL: Wow. Wow, that's great. Great. Ok, wow, you know what.
MONICA: Alright that's great, then just go. Go Knicks.
ROSS: Well that's the first time we've said that.
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
RICHARD: That's fine. Well, your other dad and I are gonna go have a romantic evening and I guess I'll just see you kids around.
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.
All: That's so sweet.
Mr Zelner: (Takes a long look at the egg while he considers it) Wow, that's pretty cool (Takes the egg from Ross)
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Chandler: THAT'S TOO MUCH INFORMATION!!
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Phoebe: So you like the drums! That's, that's great! Yknow, I was worried, that, you know, they would maybe an unbearable living situation. All right, okay, well, apparently not! So, yay!
Max: No. No, that's- that's okay.
Phoebe: What, that's it?
Rachel: Alright, that's it! Give it back! That's it!
Ross: That's the hope! So, is Emma awake yet?
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey. That's Patti, Patti the monkey.
Chandler: So, how would you like to have a baby that's half yours and half his!
Joey: That's the rule.
Rachel: Oh, right, that's me!
Chandler: That's so funny, because I think I just did!
MONICA: Joey, you know, maybe your just not used to kissing men, maybe you just tensed up a little, maybe that's what you need to work on.
Rachel: Oh, no-no-no-no-no-no, that's OK, I don't need them. I'm going for fours.
Paolo: No, that's cold, that's cold, that's...
Phoebe: You're not? See, that's why you're so great!
Ronni: That's a good one!
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
RACH: That's just great. [she picks up her champagne and starts drinking]
CHANDLER: That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
Mr Zellner: (confused) That's great!
Chandler: That's OK.
Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Kristin: That's funny. Who are they?
Janice: That's fine.
Ross: That's easy for you to say, you found one already.
All: That's great!
Chandler: That's very funny. We done now?
Joey: Nonono, you can't kiss Ross, that's your brother.
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman.
Monica: Yeah, that's a big step.
Rachel: Phoebe, come on that's silly.
Chandler: Now why would she say that's embarrassing?
Phoebe: Ooh! That's a good one! Mine is to pilot a commercial jet.
EDDIE: Well that's uh, that's a good point. Um ok, well, uh, I guess I got the wrong apartment then. I, I'm, look, I'm, ya know, I'm sorry, I'm terriably sorry.
Roger: That's tough. Tough stuff. C'mon, Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta get going.
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
Chandler: (realizes what Ross just said and the implications to him) I am mad! But you know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna forgive you! Because that's what friends do! They forgive their friends when they do everything you just said, all on the list there. Well, but I want you to remember that I forgave you.
Phoebe: Oh no, no, no, no... That's okay, that's okay... I mean, I'm... I am a vegetarian... except for veal... Yeah no, veal I love...
PHOEBE: Maybe that's because you haven't taken the time to get to know him. Let's remedy that, shall we?
Ursula: Oh, right. He is so great. But that's over.
Ross: Well that's fine with me. Could use the money.
Mr. Zelner: That's quite all right, but I feel obligated to tell you that this meeting is being videotaped.
PHOEBE: [entering the kitchen from the party] That's funny, no. Cadillac, cataract, I get it, no I get it, you stay out there.
ROSS: Oh, oh that's right, I forgot about your ability to fuse metal.
All: That's great! That's wonderful!
Rachel: Aww. Well, ok, well that's very nice. And you wrote a card (opens the card). "From Gavin"
Chandler: I bought you. How did I forget that that's all you do?
Monica: That's not a question.
Joey: (to Ross): Ahhh, that's alright. Y'know, that's a tough hand to beat.
Chandler: Emma, you even know it's your birthday today? You're one! One-year-old, that's little.
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
Roy: You know, actually that's not a bad idea. I can do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.
Monica: That's because I'm in front of them.
Ross: That's, that's nice twice!
Mindy: That's all!
Chandler: Because that's who I am, okay? I'm sure a mature man like Richard could see a tape like that and it wouldn't bother him. Just'd be another saucy anecdote for him to share at his men's club over brandy and moustaches.
Phoebe: Mike knows I'm coming, and if I don't show up he'll think it's because of him! And I don't want to lose face! That's a very serious thing in my culture.
Monica: That's me.
Mindy: That's not all.
Ross: (sarcastic) Yep! That's hilarious!
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Chandler: Well, that's what we said about Joey...
Rachel: That's not European!
Ross: Wait a minute; you don't think it was intentional? I mean, that's just stupid.
David: That's great! That's great! I-I'll propose to her!
Rachel: No, that's ok, let's me just get my check book!
Rachel: Ooooh, that's fine. We'll see who has the last laugh there, monkey boy.
Monica: (furious) That's it! Dinner is over!
Benjamin: (looks surprised and un-impressed) That's not even kinda close! (Ross looks around confused) Dr. Li, how many graduate students you'd be needing?
Susan: That's what we were off doing.
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Rachel: Oh, she wants to see me tomorrow...Oh, she sounded really weird, I gotta call Barry... (Does so, on phone) Hi, it's me, I just.. Mindy!! Mindy! Hi! No, I figured that's where you'd be!
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Monica: I don't want her to get a boob job! That's crazy!
Joey: Well, I'm telling everyone about you! That's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look like a pig!
Mindy: Oh that's so great!
Ross: What, so he was a little analytical. That's what he does, y'know? C'mon, he's not that bad.
Steve: It's really fulfilling doing something you hate for no money. That's right. I have no money, I'm not funny, I live in a studio apartment with two other guys, and I'm pretty sure I'm infertile.
Kim: No. No! You're doing great! Dont you give up! That's why we didn't tell you and we're not gonna drag you down with us.
Chandler: That's ok.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
CHANDLER: Oh, that's OK, we'll figure something out.
RACH: All right, you know what, that's fine. If you guys want to be children about this, that's fine. I do not need to see it. [Rachel grabs the paper and runs across the room, reading it to herself.]
Joey: Oh-oh-oh, yeah! (He grabs some towels and takes them to him.) That's right, you take good care of those babies!
PHOEBE: OK, I smell smoke. Maybe that's 'cause someone's pants are on fire.
CHANDLER: That's what they'll call us.
Mr. Geller: Oh, well, I, I guess it musta been the day after you were born. We were in the hospital room, your mother was asleep, and they brought you in and gave you to me. You were this ugly little red thing, and all of a sudden you grabbed my finger with your whole fist. And you squeezed it, so tight. And that's when I knew.
MONICA: That's fine.
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
MONICA: That's terrible.
JOEY: That's what it says.
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Monica: Ok, so that's what we're doing. You know, when I'm in the coffee house bopping along to one of your songs, I'm wearing ear plugs.