words in movies
Ross: Oh, oh, that's, that's, that's nice.
Rachel: Oh, that's why you got these tickets to that play, to get rid of us??
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Rachel: Yeah, and he does it every year! That's why he's sending you to that play! That's why he sent us to that medieval restaurant and to that button factory!
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Monica: Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.
Ross: ... And you called him Alby!? (laughs) I mean that's like... like calling Albert Einstein... er... Alby...
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Joey: Ah, let me see! (she hands him a pile of tissues) Damn, that's a lot of guys! Are you a little slutty?
Joey: That's true. But you know what, it doesn't matter because I already know who you're gonna go home with tonight.
Joey: Yes, 'cause we live together, that's a joke!
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Ross: That's so Janine, you-you-you know what, do you know we're doing right now? You and I, we're interfacing.
RACH: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Chandler: (walks away from window) OK, that's enough of the view. Check this out, look at this. Sit down, sit down.
Monica: Phoebe is going to say "Yes" to David. See, that's what happens when you meddle in people's lives!
Monica: That's a great idea! I was saving them for something special.
Joey: That's right Ross, I can see you in your new apartment! And you can see me! Same as yesterday, (To Monica) same as the day before.
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Rachel: I have it, I have it, I have it. Oh, okay, I can't find it, but I remember that I was in seat 32C, because that's my bra-size.
Joey: But you called me 'Bert'!? That's our code word for danger!
JOEY: OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me 'cause we've never met. CHANDLER: That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Joey: (to the screen) Shoot! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot, or just fall down. That's good too.
Joey: That's right, mister, and I don't care how old you are, as long as you're under my roof you're gonna live by my rules. And that means no sleeping with your girlfriend.
Sandy: That's great! (He gets emotional again and waves his hand in front of his face in a feminine way, like trying to dry his tears) I'm sorry. It's just... such an emotional thing when you're welcomed into a new family...
Rachel: (flinches) Ross! Come on! That's all right! Fine--Okay, I have a weird thing about my eye. Can we not talk about it please?
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Ross: My nana used to do it. That's how she paid for all my dancekarate lessons.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Chandler: Maybe that's because she's a minion of the anti-Christ.
PHOEBE: [singing] There'll be times when you get older when you'll want to sleep with people just to make them like you. . . But don't. Cause that's another thing that you don't wanna do, everybody That's another thing that you don't wanna do.
Monica: Joey, I think you should consider something a little less risky. I mean, I think in this market, real estate is your best investment.The Fed. just lowered the rates and the interest on your mortgage is totally deductible. (looks at Chandler) That's right, I know some stuff!
PHOEBE: I know who it is you remind me of. Evelyn Dermer. 'Course, that's before she got the lousy face lift. Now she looks like Soupy Sales.
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Phoebe: Oh well, lost again. (She gets up and slowly moves away. The lurker scurries in and takes her spot, only this time Phoebe set a trap for her and catches her in the act.) That's it! You and me, outside!
Monica: (looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.
Joey: What? That's the kinda thing you usually run by me.
Monica: But that's clearly a joke. This could easily be true. (Phone rings)
Ross: Yeah, that's how I know. I'm Ross by the way.
Monica: That's so sweet. Find anything?
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Mike: that's why she was weird.
Ross: There isn't that's what I'm saying. (All happy)
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Rachel: well watching sharks? Are you sure that's what he was doing?
JOEY: Phoebe, that's crazy. When I first met you, you know what I said to Chandler? I said, "Excellent butt, great rack."
Ross: Yes, yes it is! No, but it's good it'sEmily thinks we should get all new stuff. Stuff that's just ours, together. Y'know brand new.
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
Rachel: Oh, that's pretty.
Rachel: Sandy, that's exactly what it is...
Joey: That's great. But uh, I'm not really expecting a lot of calls.
PHOEBE: You know what, that's it, that's it. [She rips off the mits, Ryan follows her lead.]
Joey: That's like a woman wanting to be a...
Chandler: Really...? See... that's the thing: you gotta keep it smart, people!
Rachel: (sighs) Oh... That's true.
Monica: Yeah! I think that's great!
Ross: Yep! That's my thing...
Rachel: Nice? They were nice. I mean, that's it? I mean, mittens are nice.
RACHEL: No!� Wait!� No, no.� Don't do that!� That's going to make them think they can come over here.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Chandler: (yawning) Oh, that's great.
CHANDLER: That's so cool.� I'll let Monica know.
Chandler: Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. And she said"No, no. It's too cold, nobody will go out there." And I said "Maybe if we put some light out there they will"
ROSS: (pause) That's okay.� We'll talk about (pause) something else.� (They pause.� They drink.)
RACHEL: That's my bubby!
MONICA: (sniffing Joey) I think that's you.
Rachel: That's right!
CHANDLER: Alright, that's it. Look Joey, I'm sorry, I realize this is the role of a lifetime for ya, and if I could just fire Joseph, I would, but unfortunately that's not possible so I'm gonna have to let both of you go.
Chandler: What? That's terrible!
Rachel: Wow that's uh, juicy. Umm, (checks watch) y'know what though Mon, I actually do have a lot of work to do so if-ifare you sure there's just not anything else?
Monica: That's stealing!
Monica: That's right. [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is talking on the phone and pacing.]
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Phoebe: (realizes) Ooh, maybe that's him!
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Joey: Ooh, that's a great plan!
Monica: That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and I don't feel anything at all. (Chandler approaches)
Fat Monica: Oh that's so great!
Joey: I know, I know. And when they moved back in together, I figured y'know, that's where things were headed.
Phoebe: That's okay. If - if we hit anything, the engine will explode, so you know, it's better if you're thrown from the car.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Phoebe: (turning from Ross.) No!! Hey-hey that's not a Nutter-Butter, that's just an old Wonton!
Monica: (Looks exasperated) Ok first of all...It would be great. But that's not what I'm here to talk to you about. I need to borrow some money.
Phoebe: It's ok that's how you feel.
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Monica: Well sure! I'm just wearing sweats! (Looking at Chandler and slowly realizing what his point is.) But that's good that you're not in love with me, because you just want a girlfriend!
Phoebe: That's not how you really feel is it?
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Monica: Really? If that's what you want...
Chandler: That's insane!
Rachel: That's not Monica!
Monica: Oh, that's Nana, right there in the middle. (Reads the back) 'Me and the gang at Java Joe's'.
JOEY: I don't know, you see somethin', you hear a word, I thought that's what it was. Let me see it again.
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Charlie: Yeah, I guess that's true.
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Phoebe: yeah I've nothing to be ashamed of ok so I haven't been in a relationship that lasted longer then a month. Ok I haven't had a real boyfriend you know if he can't handle that he can leave. which he will and that's ok. so I'll just be alone forever you know alright I'll be. it'll be fine. it'll be fine. I'll go walking tours with widows and lesbians. Oh (takes a deep breath and sits down, knock on the door)
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Joey: Seriously, that's your fantasy? To invest it?
Rachel: Pheebs, that's for men!
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Phoebe: I understand. Yeah. Ok so then ok, so we're both living in New York, not seeing anyone. That's so not like us!
Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! That's the difference!