words in movies
Phoebe: Oh, like that's a word.
Chandler: (to Ross) See buddy, that's all you need, a bunch of toothless guys hitting each other with sticks.
Rachel: (miserably) No, no, that's not what we ordered... We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, she's walking across the floor.. she's walking.. she's walking.. she's going for the pizza- (Yelling) Hey, that's not for you, bitch! (Phoebe covers her mouth with her hand walks away from the window.)
Monica: Oh, that's nice!
Receptionist: (sarcastic) Oh, that's attractive.
Ross: The kid...? (To the kid) Excuse me, uh, that's, that's my puck.
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. (to woman) That's my friend's machine.
PHOEBE: And you hate fish. Oh. That's so sweet, alright. Ok, alright, you can see. This is me... [she unveils herself right as a huge lightning bolt crashes outside. Ryan screams in terror.] Oh, I am scary.
MONICA: Ok, that's enough.
Rachel: All right, well that's good to know. Good night, Steve.
Chandler: No, it's a book that's just a book, okay? It's an early edition of the Velveteen Rabbit. It was her favorite book as a kid. So, uh, just... let me know if she likes it, okay?
Monica: All right, sweetie that's fine. You didn't do it on purpose.
Joey: (Writes it down) Joe Stalin. Y'know, that's pretty good.
CHANDLER: What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.
RICHARD: No that's not true. That is not true.
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Chandler: Well, I guess that's something.
JOEY: Phoebs, that's OK. You took a big step today.
CHANDLER: So, the ebola virus. That's gotta suck, huh?
Ross: Ben, you ready? All right, gimme your foot. Ok, on three, Ben. One, two, three. Ok, That's it, Ben.
Ross: Nope, nope, that's it.
Chandler: That, that's what's stupid.
JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
Joey: Yep, that's my audition.
Rachel: Now you're probably going to hire one of the people who did not ah, (She puts her hands on his desk blotter and he moves it. Rachel then doesn't know where to put her hands.) who did, who did not umm, yell at you and storm out, and I think that's a big mistake and here's why. I made a huge fool of myself and I came back, that shows courage. When I thought you wanted sex in exchange for this job, I said no. That shows integrity. And, I was not afraid to stand up for myself and that shows courage. (Suddenly realizes that she said courage twice.) Okay umm, now I know I already said courage, but y'know you gotta have courage. And umm, and finally when I thought you were making sexual advances in the workplace, I said no and I was not litigious. {By the way, litigious means to want to litigate and litigate is to make a lawsuit against. So she didn't want to sue him. Don't worry, I had to look it up too.} So there you go, you got, you got (counts them off with her fingers) courage, you got integrity, you got (Pause) courage again, and not litigious. Look Mr
Ross: That's right, you're gonna spend tomorrow at Aunt Rachel's, aren't you.
Joey: I swear to god, Dad. That's not how they measure pants.
GRANDMOTHER: Anyway, that's all I know. That, and this. [pulls apart a frame and pulls a picture out] This is the real him.
Chandler: That's kind of a masculine name, don't you think?
Barry: Oh, that's great.
RACH: Well, then, I guess that's the difference between us. See, I'd never make a list.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Mrs. Tribbiani: That's sweet. Could I take her?
Phoebe: I know I am. That's why I can't wear a digital watch.
CHANDLER: Well that's the brilliance of it. The pretty people... and the running.
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
CHANDLER: But hey, it's courtside.� The cheerleaders are going to be right in fr. . . (Pause)� That's not the way to convince you.
MONICA: That's your call.
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
Chandler: Now, Monica, you know that's not how you look for an engagement ring in a lasagne...
CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
ROSS: That's fine, I'll just wait!
Ross: That's worse than no food.
JOEY: Ten years I've been waiting for a break like this Chandler, ten years! I mean, Days of Our Lives. That's actually on television.
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
Roger: That's pretty much it.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, maybe that's it.
Monica: Uh, Aunt Iris? This is Phoebe, and that's Rachel...
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
Ross: That's funny...Do you think you'll ever work again?
Rachel: That's what I said! Thank you for being so nice. (They hug.)
Monica: Okay. That's okay. I-I know that you're very upset right now. I know, I know that wasn't about me.
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
Rachel: Oh, I don't know. I guess it's not about no guys, it's about the right guy, y'know? I mean, with Barry, it was safe and it was easy, but there was no heat. With Paolo, that's all there was, was heat! And it was just this raw, animal, sexual...
SUSIE: Whaddo I mean. Whaddya mean, whaddo I mean? I mean underpants, mister, that's what I mean.
Monica: Yeah! But, he can't not exactly see Emily, I mean that's his wife.
SUSAN: That's so exciting.
Phoebe: Oh, good, that's good, but you don't look like you were mugged!
Ross: That's ok. Uh, anyway, well he and I both really liked you a lot, uhm, but we didn't want anything to jeopardize our friendship, so we kinda made a pact, that neither of us could ask you out!
Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.
Joey: Oh, no, that's okay, I don't need your help. I worked on it myself and I gotta say, I am pretty good!
Joey: Then I blame you! Yeah! That's right! You threw me off with all your slapping!
Ross: Right that's why I came over to talk about. Hum...I saw Rachel kissing some guy on your balcony,even though there were NO LIGHTS !
Phoebe: Um, that's ok! (throws it in fire) Ok. All right. Now we need the semen of a righteous man.
ROSS: And that's what's gonna kill me. I'm allergic to kiwi.
Rachel: Ok. That's fine. (takes her earrings out)
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
Phoebe: That's true. (Pause) Well, is anything you told me about yourself true?
Ross: All right that's, that's it!! Get off her!
Joey: Feminist issue. That's where I went!
Phoebe: Well, I don't know if that's such a good idea. They clearly don't want to be with us.
Ross: Look, G. I. Joe's in, Barbi's out. And if you guys can't deal with it, that's your 'too bad.'
Joey: Hey, that's why I didn't invite you. you have to calm down, alright... go, go get yourself a drink or something...
Teacher: Well that's all right, you can come up to the front and dance with me.
Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
CHANDLER: That's a little more relaxed than you want them to get.
RICHARD: Oh, thank you Phoebs. That's very sweet.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Joey: That's a... pla-an.
PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
Monica: Chandler that's crazy! If you give up every time you'd have a fight with someone you'd never be with anyone longer thanOhhh! (They both realize something there.)
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Ross: But, um... I don't think that's going to be you.
CHANDLER: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.
Phoebe: That's fine, just don't bring it in my mouth.
Janice: Yes, because that's how long it takes to love me.
David: Damn it! I-I'm sorry. I-I don't mean that. I-I want you to be happy... But only with me. No, uhm... that's not fair. Uh, who cares, leave him!. Oh, I don't mean that. Yes I do... I'm sorry Uhm, I... I think I should probably uhm... go...
Phoebe: Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys.
Phoebe: All right well, we're just gonna have to tell Monica, that's all.
Chandler: Well, that's like money in your pocket! - Alright look, you want me to say it? This sucks. Being here sucks! This work sucks!
Ross: That's, that's funny. Change!
Monica: I guess that's how.
Monica: That's very nice.
Joey: That's right baby.
PHOE: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know, I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too. So after a looooot of talking. . . I convinced him.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!
Monica: (Looking around to check that no-one's listening, then lowering her voice anyway) That's insurance fraud.
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
MR. TREEGER: There she is. And over there, that's the other one. This is Mr. Buddy Boyle, Mr. Heckles' attorney. He'd like to talk to you.
Ross: That's different, okay. That's like, uh 'Who dated a stripper?' or 'Who did it on the back of the Staton Island Ferry?'.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Chandler: That's sweet, Joey.