words in movies
Gunther: Jij spreekt Nederlands? Dat is te gek. Heb je familie daar? (Translation: You speak Dutch That's cool. Do you have relatives there?)
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Ross: Yeah, that's true. Except I don't wanna get over her.
RICHARD: Awww! You know that's probably why babies learn to talk, so they can tell grown ups to cut it out.
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
Phoebe: Wow, that's great! I liked that better than the law thing, so...
CHANDLER: I was looking forward to playing basketball, but I guess that's out the window.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
DR. REMORE: Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
Ross: 3 minutes ago!!! I don't know why that's important ...
ROSS: Yes, and that's why we're here.
Rachel: You know, when two people have a connection, you know, that's... just seems like such a... waste.
JOEY: "Oh, Chandler, now, now, that's it. There, faster!"
Chandler: Now that's so funny, because last Christmas I got the gift of space. We should get them together and make a continuum.
Joey: That's right! I'm taking the essence.
Katie: Oh, thanks! That's so sweet! (She punches Rachel like she punched Joey.)
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.
RACH: OK, so that's... that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Prospective nanny: (in a sweet, caring voice) I think that's really smart. The easier we can make the transition for her, the better. (Ross and Rachel seem pleased with the answer.)
Phoebe: Oh, I don't know, I don't know. I think that's a little weird, y'know? Vinyl.
Chandler: That's a good idea. I wonder where I could (Pause) get a basket of porn
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Chandler: Oh please, you are obsessed with babies and-and marriage and everything that's related to babies and-and marriage! I've got an idea, why don't we turn down the heat on this pressure cooker?!
Monica: No, that's not mine.
RICHARD: Well, I mean what can I say? I, I was married to Barbara for 30 years. She was my high school sweetheart, now you, that's two.
Chandler: Well, that's spongy.
Joey: (very satisfied and smiling) That's what I wanted to hear! Because she's family, ok, and now you're gonna be family, and there is nothing more important in the whole world, than family.
Ross: You got the clothes clean. Now that's the important part.
PHOEBE: Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
CHANDLER: Oh, that's good. Maybe he'll hear you and pull the cord.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
Ross: That's right, I.. 'cause I didn't expect you were gonna invite them to the apartment!
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Monica: All right, hand me that other box of photos; that's the very last one.
CHANDLER: Ok, that's me. [runs back]
Phoebe: That's a bird!
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Ross: That that's ridiculous! I don't feel guilty for her failures!
CHANDLER: (noticing a beautiful blond walking in) Ooh, oh, oh, that's her.
Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. Well, maybe I don't need your money. Wait!! Wait, I said maybe!!
Monica: Oh, that's great! Congratulations!
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
RACH: Yeah! Closure. That's what it is, that's what I need. God, you're brilliant! Why didn't I think of that? How do I get that?
Lowell: I know. That's what I told her.
Rachel: Oh, honey, that's so sweet.
Chandler: no I'm not quite sure you got the right movie that's all.
Phoebe: Oh that's my grandma. (Joey holds the box away from him.) And thanks Joey she's having a really great time. (Joey is happy now.)
Phoebe: Oh yes, yes, yes you can. Just say, um, 'Phoebe, my work is my life and that's what I have to do right now'. And I say 'your work?! Your work?! How can you say that?!'. And then you say, um, 'it's tearing me apart, but I have no choice. Can't you understand that?'. And I say (Hits him) 'no! No! I can't understand that!'.
EDDIE: Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot fiestier that the last one.
Chandler: Why not? We could give each of them half a medallion, and then years later, they'll find each other and be reunited. I mean, that's a great day for everybody.
Ross: Oh, that's great, that is great! (Hugs and kisses Carol. Then picks up a picture frame)
Ross: Okay, that's, that's enough. (retreats to the bathroom)
Ross: Yes, yes, that's right...
Mr. Heckles: That's my monkey.
Ross: Yeah, and-and it's not that we don't like the comedian, it's that-that... that's not why we bought the ticket.
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
Monica: That's it. That's my worse Thanksgiving.
MONICA: That's ok. I'm sorry I poisoned you.
Sandy: Yeah. That's okay, right?
Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.
Monica: That's probably what they'll say.
Joey: (to his grandmother) That's uh, scenes from next week's show. Next week's!
Ross: Yeah that's the same.
Chandler: Okay, but that's, like, the easiest era.
Dr. Franzblau: So, I understand you're thinking of having a baby? Well, I see you're nine months pregnant. That's a good start. How you doing with your contractions?
Chandler: To yourself. (finishing) Hey-hey-hey, y'know what that's pretty good.
Joey: Noooo, that's what I was wearing when I donated. I'm kinda surprised there's any of my boys left.
Chandler: You know when "That's fine" sounds true when someone yells it and spits!
Rachel: (talking in her sleep) Oooooooooh. (Rachel strokes her hand over the pillow. Ross mimicks her silently) Oh, that's nice. Oh, oh. Huh, Ross!
Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-
Chandler: That's a relatively open weave and I can still see your... nipular areas.
Ross: Well, that's cool. So did (She walks away from him and he shuts up.)
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Ross: Well, I don't know, it's-it's kinda in a place that's not... It's not visually accessible to me, and I was hoping maybe you guys could-could help me out. (starts to take off his pants)
Ross: So, what? That's it?
Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. Why won't you go to sleep? Sleepy girl, sleepy girl. You're, you're, you're keeping me uppp! (Yeah, that's to the tune of Smelly Cat.)
Monica: That's all right.
Rachel: Oh, honey that's awful.
Chandler: Oh that's not true.
Joey: (pats Chandler on the leg) That's good, just keep rubbing your head. That'll turn back time.
Phoebe: ...and then it goes back to the chorus... Smelly cat, Sme-lly ca-t / I-t's not your fau-lt. And that's the end of the song... I realise that you didn't ask to hear it, but uhm... no-one had spoken in seventeen minutes.
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Ben, Ben, hey Ben. Nothing. I don't think that's his name.
Danny: That's cool. Cool. (Starts to leave.)
Monica: That's great!
Ross: Oh that is so great! That's
Rachel: That's crazy! You can't do that! What are you going to tell her? (Pause) (Realizes) Oh God. Ohh, you already agreed to this, haven't you?
Rachel: That's not Ross!
Ross: Y'see, that's where you're wrong. Why would I marry her if I thought on any level thatthat she was a lesbian?
Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)
Monica: Oh that's great!
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
Chandler: That's true!
Chandler: That's true!