words in movies
Phoebe: I can't believe you did that!
Monica: Why did I 'woo-hoo'? I mean, what was I hoping would happen? That-that he'd turn round and say 'I love that sound, I must have you now'?
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
Phoebe: Yeah, but did you see the dents in his knuckles? That means he's artistic.
Chandler: You can say that because she's not your mom.
Jay Leno: (on TV) ...Now what is this about you-you being arrested i-in London? What is that all about?
Jay Leno: (on TV) Alright, so now you're doing this whole book tour thing, how is that going?
Chandler: This is the way that I find out. Most moms use the phone.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
Mrs. Bing: No. Because I know how to write men that women fall in love with. Believe me, I cannot sell a Paolo. People will not turn three hundred twenty-five pages for a Paolo. C'mon, the guy's a secondary character, a, y'know, complication you eventually kill off.
Joey: I'll have you know that Gloria Tribbiani was a handsome woman in her day, alright? You think it's easy giving birth to seven children?
Phoebe: Nothing, I just thought I'd stop by.. y'know, after the uh... that I.. y'know, so what are you doing here?
Phoebe: Thanks. Hi, um, 'kay. I'd like to start with a song that's about a man that I recently met, who's, um, come to be very important to me. (Monica gives her a look) 'Kay. (Sung:)
Rachel: (Into mike) Okay, that was Phoebe Buffay, everybody. Woo!
Chandler: What was that?
Ross: Chandler, can I just say something? I-I know you're still mad at me, I just wanna say that there were two people there that night. Okay? Two sets of lips.
Chandler: That would be no. Look, just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom doesn't mean you know her. Alright? Trust me, you can't talk to her.
Phoebe: You know who shaved you? That was me.
Monica: Oh, I don't know. Maybe, um, "That was nice?" Admit something to me? "I'll call you?"
Phoebe: I don't think you mean that.
Chandler: You kissed my best Ross! ...Or something to that effect.
Joey: That makes more sense.
Ross: You mean that?
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Rachel: Thats it? Well I saw that! Ohh-ohh-oh, thank you.
Rachel: What, because thats your answer to everything?
Ross: Well, thats what Im here for. (Emma starts crying again) Want me to get that?
Ross: Ill try that.
Phoebe: No, that would be, "Why are you being cute?"
Rachel: (on phone) Yeah, oh my God, tomorrow! That, no, its perfect. Oh God, thank you soo much. Great! Bye! (hangs up phone) I got the interview!
Monica: Thats a good idea! Wait, do you know how to waiter?
Rachel: (silently) Okay. (Pause) Seriously, breathe louder Ross! Thats great!
Joey: Ah yeahwait a second now! Look were gonna have to set a spending limit on the date. I dont have the money to take her to a fancy place like that.
Wayne: I-I-I saw you on stage talking to that beautiful woman, yknow Sarah?
Chandler: Thats the magic story you use when you wanna have sex!
Joey: How do you know about that story?!
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Joey: Did you take that tape?
Ross: Oh thats not pretty.
Monica: No, look, she's obviously unstable, okay? I mean she's thinking about running out on her wedding day. (Rachel slowly turns and glares at her.) (Realizing what she just said.) Okay, fine! But I mean, look at the position she's putting him in! What's he gonna do? Ross is gonna run over there on the wedding day and break up the marriage?! I mean, who would do that?! (Rachel again turns and glares at her in disgust.) Okay, fine, all right, but that's y'know, it's different! Although it did involve a lot of the same people.
ROSS: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.
Chandler: Maybe she didn't move on, you know...maybe that kiss was just an impulsive one-time birthday thing
RACH: [near tears] No, you don't, Ross. Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the most in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with you.
Ross: Oh see, I-I needed a new thing for today and there's this leather store that always smells so good and I thought to myself, "Wow, (To Chandler) I never really owned a good smelling pair of pants before."
JOEY: Alright, just one. [she licks his hands rather emphatically] Wow, you're good at that.
Joey: All right, well, we felt really bad about that so we decided we should all take a little trip together!
Joey: I love that movie. (Joey is using it as a pillow)
Rachel: Well yeah, I wish that you would. (He opens the top drawer.) Well, no its not in there! (Closes it.) How about that drawer? (She points to the bottom one and he opens it. She doesnt see the folder she planted and bends over to check.)
Phoebe: I dont even know how that would work!
Chandler: No, no resentment, believe me, it's worth it. 'Kay? Y'know in a relationship you have these key moments that you know you'll remember for the rest of your life? Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora.. and I've just wasted about thirty-five of them talking to you people, so, uh.. Monica, can you help me with the door? (He has armloads of stuff.)
Phoebe Sr: Oh, I-I-I understand all that, but its justthat was my puppy.
(They both start speaking Italian to each other, and since I'm not Italian and don't understand one word, we'll move on to the English portion of the show. Not, that I'm English. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that I'm not. Y'know I think I should shut-up now and move on. Anyhoo, she says something about Joey being fat I think based on this line.)
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
(Gary reaches up to grab that little light that cops have for unmarked cop cars.)
Joey: Wow! You realize that we've been throwing this ball, without dropping it, for like an hour?
Chandler: Jenny! That is so Jenny!
Monica: (crying) So, I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Rachel: Yeah. Why? Is that weird for you?
Phoebe: Okay thats so generous!
Ross: Hey, if thats what you want to do Im not gonna say no.
Rachel: Wow! I did not see that coming.
(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)
Monica: Oh thats right, thats what Id sound like if I exploded.
(They all start thinking. Joey starts rubbing his chin, of course his chin is currently inside the turkey so he ends up rubbing the turkey. And I didn't do that joke one bit of justice. It's one of those you have to see it to get it jokes.)
Joey: Maybe Monicas playing a joke on ya. Yknow? Getting her own husband a hooker, thats pretty funny.
Conan: Youve done over 150 episodes, but your favorite moments that 80 years from now youll be thinking about?
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Mr. Geller: Sweetheart, we love you just as much as Ross! Now, Im sorry about everything that happened and Id probably never be able to make it up to you, but heres a start. (He hands her a small box.)
PHOEBE: Um, is, is there any chance that you're rounding up? You know, like from, like 20?
Joey: Thats not whipped! Whipped is wh-tcssh!
Chandler: How is that me?
Rachel: (yelling) So youre gonna be in the car, I will be upstairs, and thats where everybodys gonna be!
Phoebe: (To Chandler) That is so you!
Chandler: When have I ever done that?!
Ross: Look, I didnt want to rush into anything. And it seemed like she didnt want to either. But I dont, I dont understand how any of this happened! What? Did she find the ring in my jacket, assume that I was going to propose, throw it on, and-and just start telling people?
Phoebe: Two weeks? Thats it?
Monica: I'm sorry, I think that you just misunderstood her.
Rachel: Ohh, okay, Im sorry. Youre right. Yknow what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what youre asking of me.
Joey: Well, you seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming home. As we walks through the door, and without looking up, he goes to throw his keys on the foosball table, only, its gone and the keys it the floor. He then looks up at an empty apartment; everything is gone except for the entertainment center and that ceramic dog. Even the food in the fridge!]
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Ross: Okay, last night after you guys broke up... so sorry to hear about that, by the way... Well, Charlie and I were talking, and..., well...
Ross: Hey, 30 is not that old! Do you know how old the Earth is?
Rachel: Really? You think thats all it is?
Joey: Thats not so bad.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
Phoebe: Oh, great! We couldnt keep our eyes off each other all night and then every once and a while yknow, hed kinda lean over and stroke my hair and touch my neck. (Does that to Monica.)
Phoebe: Why are you looking at me like that?
[Cut to later in that episode. Rachel and Phoebe are going to a movie from Monica and Chandlers, and as Phoebe walks by Chandler she pinches him on the butt and exits.]
Kathy: No, no, it's not like that. I, I work for a medical researcher.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, your fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place....
ROSS: No, that, that was, I mean, as opposed to uh, the uh, ok. Is this over yet Rach?
Monica: Did she really say that?
Monica: Thats not til Thursday.
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking that maybe we could go down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars. And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Rachel: Yeah that would really be great.
Chandler: Hey thats what I tell girls about me.
Chandler: (swallowing hard) Well that would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.
Chandler: (choking up) Oh my God thats it, thats the ring! How much is it?
Rachel: (on tape) I screwed up so bad, I told Monica that I would stuff and send all these wedding invitations like weeks ago and I-I
Chandler: Oh. Yknow, that night meant a lot to me too, and it wasnt because I was in a bad place or anything, it just meant a lot to me cause, youre really hot! Is that okay?
Ross: (whines) Oh thats great! I was hiking along the foothills of Mount Tibidaybo
Rachel: Oh! I see. And I've sort of been maintaining my amateur status so that I can waitress in the Olympics.
Ross: (very interested) Oh! like what?! (Charlie looks at him confused, but smiling) Oh I'm sorry, I don't mean to pry... it's just that this must be what regular people experience when they watch "Access Hollywood".
Rachel: Well okay, how about four hours in a freezing museum auditorium listening to Professor Pitstains and hes Hey everybody! Remember that thing thats been dead for a gazillion years. Well theres this little bone we didnt know it had!
Chandler: Hey thats okay. So, where do you want to go?
Mr. Geller: No. Your mother really did the work. I was busy with the business. I wasn't around that much. Is that what this is about?
Chandler: Okay, I gotta ask, who calls us that?!
Phoebe: Really? Thats the thing Im worse at! Youll see. (Exits.)
Chandler: You see that?
Ross: Oh I dont know that it would.
Janice: Oh please. Every moment is precious. Yknow? Besides, somebody had to ride in that other taxi with the rest of your luggage, and your friends dont really seem to care too much that youre leaving.
Joanna: That you enjoyed the occasional drink ing binge.
RACHEL: (after a pause with everyone staring at her, she goes up to the microphone) Ya, know what Barr, I'm not gonna leave. I probably should, but I'm not, see 'cause I promised myself that I would make it through at least *one* of your weddings (da-doom-chesh). See now, tonight, all I really wanted was to make it though this evening with a little bit of grace and dignity. Well (laughing), I guess we can all agree that's not gonna happen. There's nothing really left to say except....(starts singing) "Her name was Lola. She was a showgirl. With yellow feathers (band joins in), feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. She would..."
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Joey: Isnt that great?
Ursula: Oh! Okay, so thats why youre (Motions to what shes wearing.)
Dr. Green: Thats true.
Phoebe: Yeah, but I-I-I-I can do that for you, Im gonna do that for you.
Chandler: Honey! Thats crazy! I dont want you to get me a stripper
Phoebe: Wait, am I missing something though? Cause I thought death was something thats supposed to be sad, in a way.
Chandler: Thats the way I did it til I was 19.