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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

[Scene: Central Perk. Everyone's sitting on the couch and Phoebe enters.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: How was the honeymoon?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe; Oh, incredible! Oh! Champagne, candle-lit dinners, moonlight walks on the beach, it was sooo ro-man-tic!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: Yeah, you really shouldn't. (to Ross, sarcastically) By the way, how was that year-long dig in Cairo?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: I'm making cookies for Erica. And oh, by the way, we have to leave for the airport soon, her plane comes in about an hour.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: Oh, hey, when she gets here, is it ok if I introduce you two as "my wife" and "the woman who's carrying my child"? (she's not amused) No? Divorce?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: Well, because we want to get to know her better and she's never been to New York so she wants to see all the tourists' spots... you know, Statue of Liberty, Empire State Building...

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's trying to teach Joey French, so she's sitting in front of him with the script in her hands.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Really? It sounds exactly the same to me.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Oh, you know what you should do? You should walk all the way at the top of Statue of Liberty.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Oh! (They enter. Rachel sees his father, lying on a bed, with tubes, drip and everything) Oh! Oh my God! Ohhh, ohhh, wow, that ear and nose hair trimmer I got him was just money down the drain, huh?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

(Ross goes into the room where Dr. Green is laying unconscious. He turns on the TV, puts his feet on the bed and starts watching a dinosaur movie where the dinosaur is caught by two cowboys. Dr. Geller awakes.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Did the TV wake you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Dr. Green: What, the heart attack or sitting here talking to you?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Nope, just the one. RACH!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: Green's mansion. Rachel's Room. Rachel's is combing her hair; Ross's coming into the room]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: I was gonna make us some dinner but all I found in your dad's fridge was bacon and heavy cream. (pause) I think we solved the mystery of the heart attack.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: (she's sad) Ow. I don't want him to wake up alone! I should go to the hospital!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: They gave him a lot of medication, ok? He wouldn't even know if you were there. Look, we'll go see him first thing in the morning, ok?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Ok. (She sits on the bed and Ross sits near her) Thank you for coming with me today.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Ok, well, uh, I can maybe grab a sleeping bag, or...(There's one of those moments. They're staring at each other, no word uttered, and then she leans toward him in order to kiss him, but he ducks and avoids her more than once.) Oh, oh. (he then hugs her and when she tries to kiss him again, he stands up and she falls down on the bed). No, Rach! I'm sorry, I just don't think this, this, this is a good idea.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Taking advantage? I'm giving you the advantage, enjoy!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: I'll see you in the morning (he leaves).

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: Oh, uhm, okay, uhm, do you mind if we ask you some questions about the father?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Erica: Oh, sure. Yeah, well, he was my high school boyfriend. Captain of the football team, really cute and he got a scholarship and went off to college. (Monica and Chandler are smiling from ear to ear)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: So, what does the other guy do? Does he go to college too?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: Of course I'm awake. Assume from now on that I'm always awake! (He turns the light on)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: Alright, we don't know that it's him. I mean, it could be the football guy.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: Honey, it's us. Of course it's the shovel-killer.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: I'd keep an eye on him! We have to find out which one the father is.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: Joey's apartment. He is sitting on the barcalounger holding a French study book and listening to a French learning tape.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: (offended) Oh well I think I am, yeah and I think I'm definitely gonna get the part.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: For one thing, the guy on the tape said I was doing a good job!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: The hospital. Rachel is pouring her self a cup of coffee. Ross approaches from behind.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: (She turns around very slowly, looks at him for a second and then turns back to her coffee) Sure. (She gives him the cup she was pouring for herself without looking at him)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex... just do it. (she smiles fakely at him)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: (half amused) Wait, wait, (looks around a little) You're mad at me about last night? I was just trying to do the right thing.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: (sarcastically) Really? Well, it seems to me if you'd done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed, I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: (acknowledging the last part of her sentence) Well...

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, that is so hot. She walks around him to the other side)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: I gotta say, I have not had sex a lot of times before, this is the worst ever.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Oh, really, really? Well, it wasn't very good for me either. (She turns to leave and Ross over takes her and stands infront on her, his back to the row of doors leading to the hospital rooms)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Hey you know what? You know what? To avoid this little thing in the future, let's just say, you and me, never having sex again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment. Monica and Erica enter, Chandler is in the kitchen.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Erica: (To Chandler) We had a good time. By the way, I wanted to ask you something. It would really mean a lot to me, if the baby was a boy, that you name him after my father, Jiminy Billy Bob (Monica smiles at Chandler and his he looks shocked and scared, getting no support from his wife)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: O-okay. (steps closer to Monica and speaks softly) So, is she gonna take the test?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: Nope, she doesn't have to, I found out who the father is.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Erica: Well, it turns out that Erica didn't pay much attention in Sex Ed class, because the thing she did with that prison guy... it'd be pretty hard to make a baby that way.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: Oh God! What was it? The thing that we hardly ever do or the thing we never do?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Monica: The thing we never do.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: The theatre where Joey is auditioning. Phoebe enters when Joey's on stage and she sits down. He hasn't seen her.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: (in a French accent) Uh, excuse me. Uh, I am Reginé Philange. I was passing by when I heard this man speaking the regional dialect of my French town of Estée Lauder.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: Écoutez, je vais vous dire la vérité. C'est mon petit frère. Il est un peu retardé. (Translation: Listen, I will tell you the truth. He's my little bother. He's a bit retarded.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

(The director looks at Joey and he nods.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Director: (to Joey) Good job, little buddy. That was some really good French. But I think we're gonna go with someone else for the part.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: (to the director) Merci. Au revoir. (Translation: Thanks, goodbye.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Emma's down for the night.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: And also, you know I uh, I was thinking about what you said, you know, about the whole sex thing and... it's probably not a great idea to go down that road again.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Well, I guess that's all in the past, now.

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Ross: Damn it. It's never off the table. (he leaves the apartment)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Phoebe: It's off the resumé. (she strikes it through with a pencil)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: All right, watch me! (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Ready?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

(Joey takes the plastic container to his mouth and starts to drink. Most of the milk gushes from the bottle down his chin and over his clothes to the floor. He keeps "drinking" and all of a sudden he lifts it up and half the bottle of milk pours out in an instant. He then continues to drink the rest. He then puts the empty container down on the counter.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

THE END

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Chandler: You got it. (Starts looking at the pad, while Ross got the turkey out of the fridge and starts to unwrap and it) You got Nevada twice.

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Ross: All right here. Watch me execute the three ‘P’s of championship play. Power. (swings the racquet) Precision. (swings the racquet.) and penache. (does a backswing and hits Sarah who’s started up the stairs, knocking her down, they both watch in horror.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Rachel: Well, they never have any paper in there y'know. So my rule is ‘no tissue, no tuschy.’ (Phoebe laughs and gets out.) Well, if everybody’s going. (She gets out and starts to close the door.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Monica: Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Joey: (going over and picking up the rod) That’s all right. Hey you guys, you know what’s going to be great about the fishing trip this year? When my dad gets me out in the middle of the lake and gives me that, "Joey, what are you doing with your life?" stuff. I can say, "Well, I’m doing a movie with Charlton Heston dad. What are you doing with your life?"

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: (stunned) Oh my God, they told us that was for the mascot!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

JANITOR: Word on the street - well, when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: Well, I'm sorry but it's hard to believe that anyone would tell a story that dull just to tell it! (looking outside) See, there's something going on with them. Look, he's getting into the car with her!

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is returning from his horrible trek back home without pants on. The whole gang is there.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

ROSS: I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Phoebe: (singing) “Crazy underwear, creepin’ up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear…” (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. You’ll get through this; you’ll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler enters to find Joey lying in the fetus position on the floor.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

[Scene: Chandler’s and Monica’s apartment, Chandler and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table making potpourri sachets.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

TERRY: You don't clean the cappuccino machine?

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Chandler: It's ok, it's ok. You know what? (Takes out his mobile) I'll just call the agency and tell them to throw out the letter. (starts dialing)

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Chandler: Well the duck can swim.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

[Scene: Phoebe's apartment, Phoebe is still investigating the smoke detector trying to figure out how to stop the beeping.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Ross: Yes, I do have a laundry room in my building, um, but there's a.... rat problem. Apparently they're attracted to the dryer sheets, and they're goin' in fine, but they're comin' out all.... fluffy. Anyway, say, sevenish?

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Monica: All right, listen up. There is usually only one dress in each size so when they open those doors, fan out. Now, this is what you’re looking for! (Holds up a picture of it.) Memorize it! When you locate the dress, blow on these. All right? (She passes out whistles to them.) Three short blasts, when you hear it. Come running.

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Rachel: No. Okay. I was at the airport, getting into a cab, when this woman- this blonde planet with a pocketbook- starts yelling at me. Something about how it was her cab first. And then the next thing I know she just starts- starts pulling me out by my hair! So I'm blowing my attack whistle thingy and three more cabs show up, and as I'm going to get into a cab she tackles me. And I hit my head on the kerb and cut my lip on my whistle...oh...everybody having fun at the party? (To Monica) Are people eating my dip?

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: I need a few more things to make the margaritas. Uhh, I need some salt, some margarita mix, and tequila.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

PHOEBE: Oh, yeah! Okay! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her! (Chandler runs and picks up his shoes) Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. (Chandler runs to the bathroom, as the computer bing-bongs) No, you know what you have to answer her, answer her first. (Chandler runs to the computer) No, no, you know what make some coffee 'cause its too much. (Chandler walks slowly into the kitchen)

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Phoebe: I cannot believe I can't find a selfless good deed! Y'know that old guy that lives next to me? Well, I snuck over there and-and raked up all the leaves on his front stoop. But he caught me and force-fed me cider and cookies. Then I felt wonderful. That old jackass!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Chandler: Well, you have to honest with her! Otherwise you may think that you’re going down the same path, but you’re really going down different ones.

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Chandler: It’s like ‘Night of the Living Dead Christmas Trees.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Chandler: It's football... It's just football... This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football... It may be customary to get a beer... (Chandler walks to the fridge, his back turned to the TV and a moaning sound replaces the cheering of the crowd... Joey's eyes double in size...) What the... (Chandler turns around, but Joey already took a sprint for Chandler, jumps, and floors Chandler in the open space in front of the apartment door...) What are you doing?

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Monica: Chandler, you’re not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe it’s time that you let that stuff go. If your father’s not at your wedding…you’re gonna regret it for the rest of your life.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Joey: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

Chandler: Yeah. (Throws the pad on the table and heads for the bedroom)

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Phoebe while cutting a sweet potatoe in the air: No you're all about the fun.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, ‘Hummina-hummina-hummina.’ (walks away)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Monica: (trying to change subjects, excitedly) So! Dinner in the kitchen around four! I’ll see you then. (Pats Chandler on the shoulder and goes into the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

Cecilia: Right. He’s not angry at the room either. Try it again, he owns it! He owns the room. It is his. He owns, owns, owns, owns the room! He owns it!! (Joey gets a snooty look on his face.) All right, it’s a little weird, but it’s getting better. (Joey is pleased.) Oh well, I’m gonna miss this woman so much. I don’t know what I’m going to do! I mean, it’s been 20 years of my life.

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Gate attendant #2: Ma'am, I assure you, the plane is fine.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

The Lurker: I don't want to see you lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair!

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

(The heartbeat changes, and we hear a different one.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

Monica: (louder) A positive atmosphere! But I-I-I have had it up to here. (She holds her hand over her head as an afterthought.) From now on, it is gonna be my way, or the highway! All right? Does anybody have a problem with that?!! (Joey looks at the money he’s holding, and doesn’t speak up.) Hey new guy! I said, does anybody have a problem with that?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

[Cut back to the cast and Conan.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Monica: Yeah, and in the long version, I dump him for telling people the short version.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

ROSS: Good morning. Hey pal, look who I brought. It's your old friend Harry Elefante. [Marcel grabs the elephant doll and throws it to the ground]

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Excellent. The shrew in particular was exclusive.

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

Monica: What?! I thought he’d love it! His favorite kid's book was the Velveteen Rabbit!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Ross: Well, we're applying to a lot of them. Naturally our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos, y'know, like, uh, San Diego... right? But that might just be a pipe dream, because, y'know, he's out of state. Uh, my vet, uh, knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Joey: That’s right I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help! And if I had too, I’d pee on anyone of you! Only, uhh, I couldn’t. I got the stage fright. I wanted to help, but there was too much pressure. So-so I uh, I turned to Chandler.

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: I just don’t want him to meet anybody until I am over my crush—And I will get over it. It’s-it’s not like I love him, it’s just physical! But—I mean I get crushes like this all the time! I mean hell, I had a crush on you when I first met ya!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

Chandler: And err, he informed me that uh, she took the news rather badly, in fact, he uh, mentioned the word frenzy.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Scene: Ross's now empty apartment, he is spackling some holes shut as the gang comes to apologize.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Ross: Hey where-where are the pictures that creepy pretzel vendor took of us together?

"Friends", season 8, episode 11

Monica: All right, come here! (She gets up and drags Rachel off of the couch by her legs.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Monica: Sit down. All right? Please, just listen to me. You are terrible at this! Okay? You are the worst ultimate fighter ever! Ever!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

(Ross starts jumping and screaming incoherently and hops over and joins in on the group hug.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

RACHEL: This is it, isn't it? I mean, this is what my life is gonna be like. My mom there, my dad there. Thanksgiving, Christmas. She gets the house, he's in some condo my sister's gonna decorate with wicker. Oh, Chandler how did you get through this?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

(A knock on the door. Rachel swiftly opens it)

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Ross: Y’know, the kind of fun, you and Susan had when we were married.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Phoebe: Umm listen, I don’t think…I don’t think I’m gonna make it to the wedding. So I just want to wish you all the luck in the world.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: No man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Joey: All right, fine... But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame... (Chandler turns his back to the TV. Joey puts the tape in the VCR, switches it on and watches what's on the tape... It's clearly a american football match, with the referee's whistle blowing, the crowds cheering...)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Rachel: So uh, apparently people are familiar with the Europe story?

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

JOEY: Uhh, well, right now I'm in between things. You know how it is. One day you're processing, the next day you're not so much... processing any more.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Monica: Oh, I know. I know. Hey, you know, you can take it if you want! The lease is still in Nana's name.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Rachel: ...And so then I realized. All this stuff I had been doing. proposing to Joshua, lying to Ross about why I couldn’t come to the wedding. Was all just a way of...

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Monica: Oh no-no-no, stay, stay, stay, just keep talking. I’m always the hostess.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey:  I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey:  C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Yeah, totally! You are in such good hands. And I'm so good with meeting parents. With the father, you know, you want to flirt a little bit, but not in a gross way. Just kind of like: "Oh mr. Pincer, I can see where Wallis gets his good looks..."

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

[Cut to inside, Monica, Joey and Phoebe are singing while outside, Ross and Rachel are trying to get the cat off of Ross' shoulder.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Ross: Yeah, i-it's for the museum. Someone found a bone, we want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone, so I'm going over there to try to persuade them to give us the bo—it's—it's a whole big bone thing. Anyway, I'm gonna be gone for like, uh... like a week, so, uh, if you wanna reach me, y-you can't. So here's my itinerary (hands a sheet of paper to Monica). Um... here's a picture of me... (hands it to Monica)

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Ross’s new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I don’t know what happened there either...

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Chandler: Y’know what? I don’t trust you with this cake anymore! And I got it first, and I’m takin’ it back! (Grabs the cheesecake and heads for his apartment.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Jill: This is where Ross and I are meeting for our date. So, what do you think? (She spins to show Rachel the outfit she’s wearing.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Phoebe: Ohh, (laughs) umm, we kinda took a little detour on the way over here.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Joey: No! No. But ah, try the classifieds, people sell everything in there.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Ross: No! No! Look—Hey, enough is enough! Look, I am sorry that you feel guilty or whatever about spending time with your new mom, but this is not your old mom. This is a cat! Okay, Julio the cat! Not mom! Cat!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: (exiting from Chandler’s room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really good—Ohh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Here? In the hall? What are we animals?

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

Ross: (to Monica) You wanna wander in the hall? (to Ben) Ooh, hey Ben, what if the Holiday Armadillo told you all about the festival of lights?

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

Phoebe: Okay, bye. Alright, so Mike's on his way over. See, you thought you guys were meeting here, and he thought you were meeting at the restaurant, so you know... Doesn't really matter who's right or wrong. Point is... I'm gonna take off.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Joey: So I uh, I just talked to the director. That’s it, we’re done for the day.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, why is it staring at me? I think it knows I’m talking about it. (Rachel starts to peek at the file) Don’t-don’t you—Wh—Wha—Hey!!

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

[They both get up and head for the door. Clunkers whines a little]

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Rachel: I know. I know, but y’know condoms only work like 97% of the time.

"Friends", season 8, episode 3

Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

Ross: Hey! Oh, I’m so glad you guys are here. I’ve been dying to tell someone what happened in the Paleontology department today.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Monica: That’s a good question. Look umm, last night we let the dice decide. Maybe we should leave it up to fate again. I love you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Monica: Alright you two, I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Now I don't want anything going on while I'm gone. Here's a few things you can discuss: mucus, fungus and the idea of me and Ross doing it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

[Scene: A Dry Cleaners, Joey is there with Phoebe and is trying to get his picture put back amongst the other celebrities hanging on the walls.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Joey: (Grunting) Hmm. (Monica opens the front door and comes in.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Rachel: Oh.. yeah? Well unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, <shakes head no> not the same thing.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

(She gets up and leaves, Chandler waves good-bye with one finger extended through the air hole. Ross glares at Joey.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel is in the living room and Joey comes out of his room.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Russell: (interrupting) I’m sorry, is this the same Rachel who’s name you said at the altar in the second marriage?

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Ross: Yeah, okay, hold on! (He puts the phone down and proceeds to spread a large amount of powder on his legs and makes another attempt at pulling up his pants. It doesn't work, and without picking up the phone leans down to it.) (Almost in tears.) They're not coming on man.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff: all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility. I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Phoebe: (laughing and banging her spoon on the table) Knock, knock, knock, knock, hi. Um, could you please tell Sergei that um, I was fascinated by what Boutros Boutros Gali said in the New York Times.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: (to Rachel) Uh, Rach... I think I have something that belongs to you. (shows her the cuffs)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16