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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

Rachel: Well, y’know I was thinking of moving the couch over here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Joey, it’s just a chair! What’s the big deal?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: The big deal is that it is the exact equal distance from the bathroom to the kitchen and it’s at the perfect angle so you don’t get any glare coming of off Stevie.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Stevie the TV?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are on the couch talking. Phoebe is getting coffee.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: (entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section…

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Look at this. (Hands him the newspaper.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: What? What happened to the window in the attic?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: I can’t believe mom and dad are selling the house!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: I can’t believe I still don’t know what happened to the window in the attic!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes we’re surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: (knocking on the window while outside) Sorry! (Runs off.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is examining the injury to Rosita while Rachel is apologizing to him.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Okay, come on—Joey, I’ll buy you a new one! All right? We’ll go down to the store right now and we’ll-we’ll get you a new chair.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Rachel turns for the door and makes the "Wow!" face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Yeah, I… (Shuts off the TV.) I don’t want Stevie to see her like this.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: I can’t believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some stranger’s gonna be living in my room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, it’s time the velvet ropes came down.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Well okay, it’s already February and I’ve only given two massages and they were both the worst tippers in the world!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Oh that’s a great idea. You’re really good on the phone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Yeah and yeah, and it would probably be better than the last telephone job I had. Y’know, I probably wouldn’t have to say spank as much. (Monica and Ross are shocked.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is getting shown to her desk by the supervisor.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Supervisor: So basically this is very easy. You read from the script and try to sell as much toner as you possibly can.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Okay, I can do that! Oh, by the way, I love my office.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh okay. Umm, all right. (Picks up the phone and starts reading from the script.) Hi, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Supervisor: I’m the supply manager.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Oh okay, well I’m sorry to bother you. Bye-bye. (Hangs up the phone.) Yeah you’re right, this is easy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Supervisor: They’re always going to tell you they don’t need toner, but that’s okay because whatever they say, you can find the answer to it here in this script.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Joey! Joe! (Sees that he’s not here and starts investigating. He picks up the bag of chips.) Full bag. (He picks up the beer.) Beer’s still cold. Something terrible must’ve happened here! (He decides it’s not that important; sits down on Rosita, and the back falls off causing him to flip over.) Oh no-no-no-no-no-no! (Runs over to Stevie.) Stevie, I was never here! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Ross and Monica’s parent’s garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Dad, we-we can’t believe you’re selling the house.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, it’s time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: (To Monica) Let’s grab our stuff and get the hell out of here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Oh, that’s okay, I can’t wait to see everything again! All of the memories…

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, I don’t know what’s in the boxes down here, but I do know there are six or seven Easy Bake Ovens in the attic.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Hey, it is unreasonable to expect a child to wait for a light bulb to cook brownies! (She goes to the attic.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, the white seems to be untouched. (He throws it back into the box as Mr. Geller moves a tarp and makes a discovery.) Uh-oh.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Y’know how the garage floods every Spring?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: I think I accidentally used Monica’s boxes to keep the water away from the Porsche.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is hard at work.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies I’d like to talk to you about your toner needs. (She’s reading from the script.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Phoebe desperately tries to find the scripted response to that line.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still talking to Earl.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Earl: Oh yeah? I work in a cubicle surrounded by people. I’ve been talking to you for five minutes now about killing myself and no one’s even looked up from their desk. Hang-hang on. (To the people standing around his cubicle.) Hey everybody! Uh, I’m gonna kill myself! (There’s no response; no one even looks up.) I’ll get back to ya. (To Phoebe) I got nothing. Wait. (He sets the phone down.) Uh, hey Marge! (Mimes putting a gun to his head, pulling the trigger, and splattering his brain on the wall behind him. Then points to himself. Marge watches this, then goes back to work.) (To Phoebe) Ehh, nothing. Nothing.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: My chair. Now, if anybody asks, your name is Rosita! (He runs out the door, grabs the back of Rosita, and we can hear Joey and Rachel talking as they are coming up the stairs. Neither of them have reached the landing yet.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Chandler runs to check on them coming up the stairs.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Because, I know what I like and what I don’t like! It’s not the same thing!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Chandler throws the back of Rosita into his apartment and quickly starts pushing the base into his apartment.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Well look, if you don’t like this…(The audience’s laughter at Chandler’s progress cuts out the rest of Rachel’s line.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Joey and Rachel reach the landing just as Chandler closes the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Come on Joey, I just bought you a new chair! The most expensive one in the store! Hey, y’know what I was thinking? We could name her Francette.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Joey, the new chair will be here in an hour. Maybe we should actually move Rosita out of here. Y’know, start the heeling process?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Well, I guess you’re right. Maybe, maybe I’ll take her down to the incinerator. It’s gonna be so said, and kinda cool. (He goes to remove the back, but it doesn’t come off. So he sits down in it, puts his feet up, stands up, and looks back at it.) She’s heeled!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: That’s right Joey, the chair angel came in and heeled your chair. (She sits down in the chair.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The Geller’s Garage, continued from earlier. Ross and Mr. Geller are still deciding what to do.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Dad that won’t matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well I don’t know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could…

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Ross angrily throws the kit into one of Monica’s new boxes.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is sitting the now heeled Rosita as Rachel is sitting in the newly arrived Francette. Francette is one of those new chairs from La-Z-Boy that has and does everything except cook and go to the bathroom for you. It’s got a small refrigerator under one armrest it has phone jacks for the Internet and regular phone, and so much more.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: (grabbing a beer out of the chair’s fridge) I am so psyched I kept this chair for myself!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Hey, how’s…how’s the uh, miracle chair?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Yeah? Wow! Y’know, that this thing has speakers in the headrest!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: Earl, you’re not hearing me! All I’m saying is that you’re not alone all right? Everybody hates the people they work with! (One of her coworkers overhears that, and she mimes that she didn’t mean him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Earl: No! That’s just the "Hey Guy" guy. He says that to everybody! He’s the worst! I’d like to take him with me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: All right so Earl, let’s just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-there’s gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

The "Hey Guy" Guy: Hey guy!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Supervisor: (walking by and overhearing that) (to the rest of the staff) The new girl’s good.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The Geller’s Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monica’s memories as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: Well, these. These are yours right here. (Pointing to the boxes they just created for her.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isn’t mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isn’t, this isn’t my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, the garage flooded sweetie and it ruined everything in your boxes. I’m sorry.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: So why-why wasn’t Ross’s stuff ruined? (Pause) And if you say the words medical marvel I’m going to Easy Bake your head!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: Well, I used your boxes to divert water away from the Porsche.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: So wait, Ross’s stuff is fine, but I have no memories because you wanted to keep the bottom two inches of your car away from water!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: How would you like to sit in a chair that fully reclines, has a rolling massage, and speakers in the head rest?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Yeah, I’d love to but I’ve tried that so many times they won’t even let me in the store anymore.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: (excitedly) Are you telling me that you bought the chair that is making all other lounge systems obsolete? The chair that Sit magazine called the Chair of the Year?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: I just purchased the La-Z-Boy E-cliner 3000. (Which is an actual product by the way, I’m not sure about the 3000 part.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: Yeah, he thought he broke your chair so he switched the chairs!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: (sarcastic) Oh no this is devastating! My faith is shaken. I’m so glad I have the new chair to get my through this difficult time in my life.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: I think I should get the chair!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Because you (Points to Joey) broke a chair and you (Points to Rachel) broke a chair! The only one around here that hasn’t broke a chair, is me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Chandler: Well, where’s the logic in that?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: The logic is, that there are two of us and we are both strong enough to break a chair in half!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Rachel: We’re the Cobras!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: (to Marge) Excuse me! Can you tell me where I can find Earl? He’s the supply manager around here.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Earl: Phoebe? The lady who sells toner?

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isn’t even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, you’re my first call! And-and somebody else might’ve hung up on you, but I wouldn’t do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Earl: I’m actually the office manager.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Phoebe: But if—no look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I don’t need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! (Laughs as everyone ignores him.) (To Phoebe) I really wished they’d care just a little bit though.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

[Scene: The Geller’s Garage, Monica is picking through her ruined childhood heirlooms with Ross.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

(Monica screams, throws the mouse down, and rubs her hands on Ross’s sweater to clean them.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: It’s the key to my Porsche. Well, the key to your Porsche.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Mr. Geller: I’ve been thinking about getting rid of it. I was driving it the other day and saw my reflection in a store window. Your mother’s right, I do look like an ass.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Monica: Are you kidding?! I get a Porsche and the barca lounger’s gone?! This is the best day ever! (Runs out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Joey: Uh-huh look, the only reason I can over here was to settle things between us! Okay? You’ve done a lot for me and my career, I wanted to pay you back so I took you to the premiere but you missed it! Okay, so how much do I owe you?

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

[The next clip is from The One At The Beach.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Joey: (on the screen there's the word "Supermarket") Uhm... ok. It's a store, like a supermarket. (there is a sound indicating he made a mistake as he shouldn't have said 'supermarket'. The next word appears, "notebook") Oh! I see-I see what I did. Yeah, ok, ok, uhm... I'm writing in my...

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Monica: Really? The scientist guy?

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

(Monica sets something on the table and removes the cover. It kinda looks like turkey.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 4

The Dry Cleaner: (picking up a TV Guide) Show me in the table.

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Rachel’s office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

Mike: Stop! (The butler serves dinner)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Rachel: The job is in Paris. (they all stare at each other)

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Phoebe: (Grabs the pictures) Oh! Here we all are! Yeah, there's Ross and Joey and you and me. (She picks up a magic marker and draws herself in. Monica can't watch.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Phoebe: Of course, yeah.(they hug and Phoebe sighs... a little after that also David sighs and makes his way to the door) You know, a kiss on the cheek wouldn't be totally inappropriate...

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Chandler: Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: Come on man! (To Gary) Listen so uh, are you gonna squeeze the perps shoes a little bit before he lawyers up?

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Monica: I want you to meet someone really special. Phoebe, this is Erica. And this is the baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Rachel: OH! What's it the anniversary of? Your first date, your first kiss, first time you had sex...

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

[Scene: Ross and Rachel are at the playground with Emma. Rachel in putting her back in the stroller and Ross is tending to his wound]

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Phoebe: [looking outside the window] Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Phoebe: Op, the ruined quiches are ready.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: (still mimicking a heartbeat, only faster) Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe-Phoebe—Burrrrr! (Mimics the sound of a cardiac monitor going off.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Phoebe: Come, sit. (He's hesitant.) Sit. (Still hesitating.) Sit! (He sits on the arm of the couch.) Umm, all righty, before we get started I just—I need you to state for the official record that you are in fact Frank Buffay.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

PHOEBE: Ok, Ross, could you just open your mind like this much, ok? Wasn't there a time when the brightest minds in the world believed that the world was flat? And, up until like what, 50 years ago, you all thought the atom was the smallest thing, until you split it open, and this like, whole mess of crap came out. Now, are you telling me that you are so unbelievably arrogant that you can't admit that there's a teeny tiny possibility that you could be wrong about this?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey’s Sister: Finally, I thought we’d never be alone. Can I just tell you something, I have not stopped thinking about you since the party. (kisses him)

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Max: We got the grant. Three years, all expenses paid.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Joey: Oh no! No-no, keep reading! The good part's coming up. Keep going.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

[Scene: The Hospital, it's a montage of Monica and Phoebe's visit to the hospital with My Guy playing in the background.  It starts with Monica reading a newspaper to him.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called ‘wait until the last moment before I burst and die.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Chandler: Yeah I even (pause) got a ring. (Puts in on the center cushion.) Did you get a ring?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Ross: (disinterested) Hey-yeah. (He hurries up to the counter.) Hey Gunther, can I have a scone please? (To the gang.) Wanna hear some good news? Someone I know is getting married! Yeah! And weddings are happy occasions! Oh, by-the-by it's my ex-wife Emily!

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Ross: I want you to tell her everything. About the deal you tried to make with me, about the crazy questions you... Wally Cox! That's the voice of Underdog!

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Rachel: Wow, a Swedish massage from a real Swedish person. (Puts her head in the hole and Phoebe enters)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Ross: (points the camcorder towards them to record their entrance) Hey!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: Well I think the length of teasing is directly related to how insane you were so, a long time.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Chandler: I’m a little bit uncomfortable with the that way you express yourself.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Ross: Actually this looks like pretty good! Yeah!(he turns and watches his back and there’s a sign on the back of the jacket, “boys will be boys”) Boys will be boys?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Chandler: Bad news. I watched the tape and passed it along to my bosses and they weren't interested.

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 8

Rachel: Hey, Mon, I was just doing the dishes!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Monica: As a joke, this customer at work who has a crush on me gave me a $20,000 tip. His number is on the check, he just did so I’d call him.

"Friends", season 3, episode 18

[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, first season, Monica is making a giant sub-sandwich and is talking to Rachel. I think it’s The One With Fake Monica.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

[Cut to Chandler and Joey’s, Joey and Phoebe are watching TV. The TV is turning off and on, and each time Phoebe is blinking her eyes like the Genie did. The switch obviously controls the outlet which the TV is plugged into.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Cecilia: You’re not the fan who’s dying are you?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Phoebe: Don’t be so corny Ross, it’s not an after-school special. (She rides off and the camera pans down to reveal two shiny, silver training wheels firmly attached.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

ROSS: Oh I-, Oh wait, Tony can you hang on? That's the other line. [gets the other line] Hello. Oh yeah she's here but uh, can she call you back? OK thanks. [hangs up the other line] Call Joanna. [back on with Tony] Hi.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

PHOEBE: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Monica: Well, I’ve tried everything. I give up. I guess I’m not gonna be the mom who makes the world’s best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe.  Kids love that right.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: This place is really my Grandmother’s. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, I’m 87 year old woman, who’s afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Chandler: Okay now it doesn’t matter which one you choose, y’know? It’s completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

[Scene: Rachel’s office, she’s there as Tag knocks on the door and enters carrying a plant.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Terry: Here are the audition scenes. (Holds out the script.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Mike: It can't be any harder than this... I mean, If I had known the last time I saw you would be the last time, I... I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you move, everything about you. If I had known the last time I kissed you would have been the last time... I never would have stopped.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: Noo! No, not cuddlily, not me, just her. I'm like you, I need the room. Okay, come here. (they sit on the couch and Ross puts his hands on Chandler's shoulder and thigh.) Okay, you're in bed...

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Ross: No! No! (Grabs his coat) No! (Grabs a shoe.) No-no-no-no. (Grabs the other one and heads for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: I was being Shelly Winters from The Poseidon Adventure.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

[Scene: The corridor. Amy knocks Joey’s door and Rachel opens the door.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. What’s your name?

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

JOEY: Great, well, I'm happy for ya. [picks up the orange juice carton and it's empty] Alright that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Jonny Neweggs, with his, his, his movin' the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'. And now there's no juice. There's no juice f or the people who need the juice and want the juice. I need the juice.

"Friends", season 2, episode 17

Monica: Okay. (Chandler grabs the dish from Monica and hands it to Will who starts dishing out a large helping.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Phoebe: That’s right, I've prepared a song for Emma. From my heart to hers. For there’s no greater gift, than the gift of music. (she starts singing) Emma! Your name poses a dilemma. 'Cause not much else rhymes with Emma! Maybe the actor Richard Crenna, he played the commanding officer in Rambo. Happy birthday Emma!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

Monica: (rolling towards the office) I’m quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) I’m okay!! I’m all right!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Joey: Hey-hey guys, hey! How about we settle this over a friendly game of Fireball? Huh? I'll go unhook the smoke detectors!

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: Yeah! Yeah y’know, like warm up the crowd. Ask ‘em where they’re from. ‘Cause in Joey Tribbiani you get a minister and you get an entertainer. I’m a minis-tainer! (Rapping) There is no one better! There is no one greater!

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Joey: Hey, what’s up? (He has solved the problem of eating the steak, he’s eating it with his hands.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 1

Ross: Laugh it up, but the joke’s on you. Because we don’t need to get divorced, okay? We we’re just gonna get an annulment.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Rachel: Ben y’know when uh, when you were a baby, you and I used to hang out all the time. ‘Cause I was, I was your daddy’s girlfriend.

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Joey: Yeah, I guess it is. (sees Kate is watching, he turns Lauren so that he can talk directly to Kate, but still look like he is talking to Lauren) Listen, I ah, I gotta say good bye, and-and I gotta say it quick ‘cause this is killing me. One thing you gotta know, is that I will never forget you. But, you’ve got things you have to do now, and so do I. And so… I’m gonna get on this spaceship, (smoke starts pouring in from the ceiling, and a ladder comes down, with flashing, colored lights on the side of it) and I’m gonna go to Blargon 7 in search of alternative fuels. But when I return, 200 years from now, you’ll be long gone. But I won’t have aged at all. (gets on the ladder) So you tell your great-great-granddaughter to look me up, because Adrienne, baby, I’m gonna want to meet her.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

ROSS: I'm getting ready for the water skiing. [Mr. Greene opens the door which pulls Ross in] How are you doing?

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Rachel: You know what? I’ve been thinking about it. I’m really coming around on the name Ruth. I think I would actually consider naming our child that.

"Friends", season 8, episode 13

Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Phoebe: (goes back in) I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Hey Joe! We've got a couple of things we've got to check out at the new house. You want to come with us?

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Ross: Whoa, whoa, but then the back of the couch won't line up with he back of the carpet.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Joey: Whoa-whoa, that-that was just a theory! There’s a lot of theories that didn’t pan out. The lone gunman. Communism. Geometry.

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Monica: Did you just hung up on me? (she hangs up too) All right, look, I need you at the rehearsal dinner tonight at 1800 hours.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: So uh, so did anything happen? Because rumor has it you guys shut the drapes!

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Janice: Oh! Someone's a little cranky today cuz they have to do it in a cup! (laughs) Oh! They gave you the kiddy size (looking at the cup in his hand).

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Mindy: Okay, okay... when Barry was engaged to you, he and I...kind of... had a little thing on the side.

"Friends", season 1, episode 20

Monica: Why don't you just have a seat here? (he sits at the table, then tries to secretly eat the Gummi-bears. Monica spots him.) OK... give me the Gummi-bears.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Chandler: We just finished this magnificent Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are sitting at the table eating dinner and not talking. Ross and Rachel are outside cuddling on the balcony.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Rachel: Okay. Yeah, that would be nice actually, to have the apartment to myself for a night.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Well, this is the last box of your clothes. I’m just gonna label it, "What were you thinking?"

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Rachel: Oh! See just I’m right back where I started! Aww, this sucks! Being alone, sucks! (She sits down heavily in one of the new chairs)

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

[Scene: The Philly, With or Without You is playing. (Which is the same song Ross played for Rachel in TOW the List.)]

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.

"Friends", season 6, episode 6

Chandler: (looking at the sketch) Oh, I see. I thought you just really, really liked your new couch.

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Joey: Anyway, I started working on what I’m going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

Rachel: Okay, you’d tell me the truth. Right?

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

[scene: Joey’s apartment. Joey and Rachel are sitting on the couch]

"Friends", season 10, episode 3

Ross: yes, yes I did. and I will also say what I'm about to say Vis-�-vis the following Phoebe has never had a serious relationship since her. super-serious relationship with. Vicrum.

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Ross: Well I, that’s the thing, I don’t know! I mean, whenever I brought it up with her she said, (In a British accent.) "This is so fantastic! Why do we have to talk about the future? Let’s just enjoy…"

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

The Casting Director: Y'know, that's-that's fine, but the line is, "Hmm, soup."

"Friends", season 5, episode 18