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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

NOTE: For this episode, I'm using italics to signify portions contained in the prom video.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Well, I don't know what Big Leon told ya but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Wow, I don't know what to say. [opens the box and pulls out an incredibly gaudy gold bracelet] Wow, I, I don't know what to say.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: [reads] To my best bud. [puts it back in the case] Thanks best bud.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Oh, now? [puts it in his desk drawer] No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion. [sets a chair in front of the drawer]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: [puts the message in the cupboard] I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close. Right now, what, I'm takin messages from guys she, she meets at the movies? I mean this, this Casey should be takin' down my messages, ya know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Ya know, the man's got a point. [gestures with his arm and the bracelet falls off]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: [walks over to the woman] I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Chandler. [waves his arm around, exposing the bracelet]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: What? [realizes it was the bracelet] Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi. Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. [Joey turns around and walks out without saying anything] That's actually good.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is talking to a man at the counter. Ross and Phoebe are sitting at the couches.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: [Rachel, laughing, puts a hand on the guy's shoulder] Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'm gonna do something. [walks up in the middle of their conversation] Excuse me, are you Rachel?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

RACHEL: Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: Do the claws again.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

JOEY: If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler, you should have just said so.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

JOEY: Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

JOEY: You know what the. . . [sees Chandler on his knees, holding the couch cushions]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Mr. and Mrs. Geller are watching tennis on TV, Monica is sitting at the table]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA and ROSS: In the bank.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

PHOEBE: Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: Oh, you're right I, I should play in the hay. Forget about the fact that I just dropped 400 dollars to replace a bracelet that I hated to begin with. Bring on the hay. [sits down at the bar]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

RACHEL: [comes up from behind the bar and startles Chandler] Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found? [holds up Chandler's bracelet]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

CHANDLER: No, I can't. No no, listen, I, I know how much this means to you and I also know that this is about more than just jewelry, [puts bracelet on Joey] it's about you and me and the fact that we're [reading bracelet] best buds.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Ross are standing in the kitchen. Ross is filling out a check]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MRS. GELLER: Over here Jack. OK. I see, Rachel's coming up the path. Oh doesn't she look pretty. Jack, get this. [Rachel enters with a huge nose]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: You know what this is, this is us getting ready for the prom.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Over here dad. [he pans over and we see a torso taking up the whole screen]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Shut up, the camera adds ten pounds.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Dad, it is not. What's with the red light?

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

RACHEL: [the shoulders of her dress keep falling off her shoulders] Is my hook unhooked? These things keep falling down, I can't. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Ross is sitting on the stairs with a laptop keyboard playing 'Axel-F']

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MONICA: Ya know, Roy saw Star Wars 317 times. His name was in the paper.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MRS. GELLER: [to Ross on the stairs] I have a wonderful idea. You should take Rachel to the prom.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

ROSS: Uh, just a sec dad. [to himself] OK, be cool, just be cool. [walks down the stairs and grabs the flowers out of the vase on the endtable] OK dad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MR. GELLER: Press the button.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MR. GELLER: The button, the button.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Rachel, seeing what he did for her, gets up, walks across the room, and kisses Ross]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is watching the rest of the tape]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

MR. GELLER: I may not know any of your flash dances but I'm no slouch on the dance floor.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[the tape cuts to Monica's parents under the covers]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Phoebe: Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Mike: There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: No! You’re the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

JOEY: Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you don’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Monica: Wait, we’re supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Parker: Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.) I’m going to find the men’s room, be right back.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

ROSS: G-gift? The thing's not the gift?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

JOEY: Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs accross the street.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Joey: (to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Ross tries to start the truck, and discovers the battery’s dead.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

{Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they’re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…}

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(Thudding sounds can be heard from the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Wouldn’t that be Frank the III?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Monica: Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that won’t work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That won’t work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that won’t work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: (on machine) "Hey Ross, it's you!" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Oh, you are the lesser of two evils!

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

ROSS: No. [sound of Dr. Remore's body hitting the bottom of the shaft] Now maybe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Dr. Long: She’s fine. She’s experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk.  They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored.  He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!"  Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Ross’s point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(She puts her hands over her breasts and indicates that the coworkers boob job resulted in one pointing up and one pointing down with her hands by pointing up with one hand and down with the other.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! That’s not the reason she’s not inviting me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17