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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe walks up to and knocks on Chandler and Monica’s door.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Monica: (opens the door wearing a robe, but leaves the chain on) Hey, what’s up?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Great! Umm…(Monica closes the door again and Phoebe knocks again.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

(Chandler lets her into the apartment and reveals that Monica is getting a massage from another woman.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Well, Phoebe I thought I’d—(Off Phoebe’s look)—Yeah, what the hell. (Exits with Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Joey’s Bedroom, Joey is having a dream about Rachel giving birth with him as the father.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: And I hope it’s not an inappropriate time to say this but, you’re the best sex I ever had.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: That’s always appropriate! (Back to the matter at hand) Oh, okay. One more push! One more push!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

(Finally, the baby is delivered and starts crying.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

(She hands the baby to Joey who pulls down the blanket to reveal Ross’s face where the baby’s should be.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: (bursts into the room) Joey! Joey!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: Joey! The baby is kicking for the first time! Will you please come feel this?!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Oh that’s amazing. (Drops the sheet.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: (looking down) Oh-oh!! One hand on the sheet Joe!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: How about to the street say from the balcony?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Monica: No! That’s where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: How about the closet by the bathroom? (The secret green door by the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Oh no-no-no, I will do it. Honey, you have to learn to sit down and relax and let your husband take care of things once and awhile. (Tries the door.) It’s locked, you have to help me. Why is it locked?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Monica: Thank you! (He tries the door again and Monica glares at him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Phoebe if it helps Alexandra has only been massaging Monica for like three years. (Phoebe rolls her eyes and walks away and Monica glares at him.) If! I said, "If it helps!" (Goes to the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: I’m curious about the human body.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Hey Ross! The baby’s kicking!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: My God, the baby’s kicking. That’s great. Although I…kinda wish I-I would’ve been there to feel the kicking for the first time y’know.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: Look, I-I don’t want to miss anymore baby stuff. So…Here. Here’s my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! I’ll be there! Okay? I don’t care if it’s three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: (calling from her room) Are you under the sheet?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: (in a soothing voice) Great, let’s begin. (She starts the massage.) How’s the pressure?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it’s not weird is it.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh that’s it! That’s it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh… (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler has a box of keys and is trying them on the secret closet when someone enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: I wasn’t trying to open your closet! I wasn’t trying to open your closet! I swear! (Running into the kitchen and sees its Joey.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe she’s having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Oh hey whoa-whoa, don’t worry. Okay. When my sisters were pregnant they got every weird feeling in the book, it was always nothing.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Absolutely. But, we’re gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? I’ll page Ross on the way. Come on.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Dr. Long: She’s fine. She’s experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: And-and there’s no danger to her and the baby?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: Your page said come to the hospital, what? What was it? What happened?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Hey uh, what’s with the candy?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: Oh when you beeped me I was on line at the concession stand at the movie theater.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: Oh you went to the movies by yourself?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: (To Joey) So, thanks so much for bringing her to the hospital.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: Yeah but still, I mean it should’ve been me. I’m the dad.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, here’s some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. You’re gonna make a wonderful father.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Oh uh, hey. Not as good as this guy! (Grabs Ross around the shoulders.) He brought Twizlers!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey and Chandler are still working on the door.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: So, how’s the hideously inappropriate crush on Rachel coming?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I just—I wish I didn’t feel this way about Rachel anymore, y’know? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think…I think Ross feels left out. Y’know? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God… You should’ve seen the look on Ross’s face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here. For all I know I’m just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Well, it’s not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Y’know? You’re doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if you’re in there, could you pass me my credit card?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Monica: What?! You’re crazy! There’s nothing sexual about the noises I make!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: No, you can’t let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Great! Okay, if you’ll just excuse me. (To the guy) So, did you hear something you liked?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: Ohh! That’s so sweet of you! Oh yum! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich and starts to get sick.) Did you put pickles on this?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: Oh Ross!! (Runs to the bathroom and closes the door.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: I’m on it! (Takes a bite out of the sandwich.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: I can’t believe this! I shouldn’t be the one making her throw up!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: Yeah? Not to you, because you know this stuff. I don’t know any of it and I’m the father. I wish I’d be more involved y’know.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: The thing is…’cause I live with Rachel I’m here for a lot of the stuff, okay? (To Rachel) And Ross…Ross is missing everything. So…

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Oh no-no, no-no I love living with you. It just seems that…if you’re gonna have a roommate, y’know it might as well be the father.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Not to shabby, I got this all off myself…using my wife’s tools. (He takes the door off the frame and we finally get to see what’s behind the green door! It is stacked, floor to ceiling, with junk.) Oh my God!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Monica: No Chandler, you don’t understand! (Chandler starts singing the theme for Sanford and Son, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? I’m y’know…I’m sick.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: Yes! And look, now that I know if I got some extra stuff lying around can we, can we share the closet.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldn’t stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, it’s a couple weeks past it’s expiration date, so it’s got a bit of a kick.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Joey: Are you kidding me? I’m great! Yeah, I’m uh; I’m better than great. I am good. And now that she’s gone, I can uh, I can do all this stuff around here that I couldn’t do before. Y’know? Like umm, I can walk around naked again. Y’know? I can uh, I can watch porn in the living room. Right? This is uh, this is good for me. Y’know? I like being on my own, I’m uh, better off this way. I’m uh, a lone wolf. Y’know? A loner. Alone. All alone. Forever. What’s a wolf got to do to get a huh around here?! (Chandler rushes over and hugs him.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Phoebe: Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Mike: There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: No! You’re the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

JOEY: Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you don’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Monica: Wait, we’re supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Parker: Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.) I’m going to find the men’s room, be right back.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

ROSS: G-gift? The thing's not the gift?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

JOEY: Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs accross the street.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Joey: (to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Ross tries to start the truck, and discovers the battery’s dead.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

{Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they’re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…}

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(Thudding sounds can be heard from the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Wouldn’t that be Frank the III?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Monica: Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that won’t work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That won’t work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that won’t work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: (on machine) "Hey Ross, it's you!" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Oh, you are the lesser of two evils!

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

ROSS: No. [sound of Dr. Remore's body hitting the bottom of the shaft] Now maybe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk.  They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored.  He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!"  Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Ross’s point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(She puts her hands over her breasts and indicates that the coworkers boob job resulted in one pointing up and one pointing down with her hands by pointing up with one hand and down with the other.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! That’s not the reason she’s not inviting me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17