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{Transcriber’s Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, that’s why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (starts to imagine it) I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. (That’s karate, he’s just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well why didn’t you take the job?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Is-isn’t it the best?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm how’s Monica?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Y’know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it’s a seed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh no! What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Y’know what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Maybe Joey doesn’t have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don’t need any assistance in there, take a break!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. She’s wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! I’ll play you one of my other…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: But the Kit-Kats are all right?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Then yes that is what I’m having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Why? (In Drake’s voice.) Why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (awestruck, then not) Isn’t that a line from the show?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: That’s a line from the show too!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: It’s not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God! That’s great! Congratulations! What’s the story?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) I’m so glad you’re here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she can’t come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(He goes to turn off a machine. Suddenly, Dr. Drake Remoray appears at the door with two cops!)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and Wesley exchange evil glances.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Ooh, actually I’ve been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someone’s been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: I’m sorry sweetie, it’s the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at… (A knock on the door interrupts him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Who’d you think it was gonna be?)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Susan: Oh, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They move past Ross and stop.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’m-I’m Ross by the way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susan’s coat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. (Imitates him.) "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn’t add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey—(She falls off the couch)—Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: That’s the couch.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: The ring from the cave, yeah.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Wow! Uh okay, well uh… (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the ring.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Let’s go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No! The reason I’m asking is that… I sorta had one last night.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Not the other one?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s office, she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s all right, I’ll work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (to Arthur, he’s the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Y’know it wouldn’t kill ya to respect your wife’s privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

[Cut to the kitchen, Ross and Chandler are doing the dishes.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Rachel: Oh Monica that was the best Thanksgiving dinner ever! I think you killed us.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Molly: (to Ross) I'm gonna take her back to the appartment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Joey: Which, is the new plan!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: The paper.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Phoebe: Okay. (He grabs his gun and shoots the bird.) Oh! Oh no.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Rachel: Ohh! (Realises that Ross is in the room.) Hi!

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Ross: That is what the thing is.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

The Salesman: Let’s see, ahhh… Where does the Pope live?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

(The door bursts open, and Joey and Phoebe rush in.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: (trying not to be obvious) Take the bra off.

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

The Guys: Ohh!

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isn’t moving.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

(Ross leaps out of his chair and runs out the door, with Chandler in hot pursuit.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Chandler: Uh, The Wheatsheaf.

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Joey: The ring is gone!

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Monica: Oh my God, you can’t even see where the Titanic hit it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

Rachel: (yelling from the living room) Oh wait-wait-wait!! No! Don’t go in there! Don’t go in there! I need another soda!

"Friends", season 6, episode 22

Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is putting away the wedding dress, finally.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Dr. Green: This is nice. I pay two hundred dollars for dinner, you put down twenty, and you come out looking like Mr. Big Shot. You really want to be Mr. Big Shot? Here, I’ll tell you what, you pay the whole bill, Mr. Big Shot, all right. (rips up the bill, and throws it at Ross, then leaves)

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Monica: I don’t believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: Oh that’s a great idea. You’re really good on the phone.

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Ross: No, no, with him. (He mimes holding the baby like a football.) I'm on this field, and they, they hike me the baby... and I, I know I've gotta do something 'cause the Tampa Bay defence is comin' right at me.

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Phoebe: (doing the same) I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

[Scene: The waiting room, Monica and Joey are sitting there.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

(They go back into the living room)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Rachel: Yeah, at the lecture, I told you that last week, you said you didn’t mind.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: Hey OK great, what would you do if I did this? (Swings to punch Chandler, he moves and he ends up punching Ross, knocking him off the stool. Ross then gets up and just stares at Joey.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Phoebe: (speaking louder and articulating) That's she's like the daughter she never had. (Phoebe points at her ears) Listen! (Monica looks at Phoebe in a duh! way)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Ross: Marcel, stop humping the lamp! Stop humping! Now Marcel, come back- (Marcel runs toward Rachel's room) come here, Marcel-

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Ross: And if I remember correctly, Ray Ban was the official sponsor of World War I!

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Carol: The sex of the baby, Ross.

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Joey: Yeah. But I thought that was because I put the whole thing on my hand and made it walk across the table.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

[Scene: Delmonico's restaurant. Ross and Joey are sitting at a table for four. The waiter is pouring water in their glasses.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Monica: Oh. Thank you. Ohhh, thank you very much. Oh, thank you for coming. (There’s a knock on the door.) Uh, just a second!

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

Rachel: Well, I don't get it, but she wanted me to give you her phone number. (Hands him the slip of paper with the phone number on it.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Joey: Let me explain to you how the human body works. I have to warm my stomach first. Eatin’ chips is like stretching.

"Friends", season 8, episode 9

Ross: Well, when you're subletting an apartment from your wife's cousin and then you get a divorce, sometimes the cousin suddenly wants his apartment back.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

Monica: (pointing at the drawing, upset) Bye... bye... BIRDIE.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: Breathe! Breathe! Breathe throw the pain.

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: I thought you could use the help.

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Mike: I get the joke. Sophisticated as it was. Now the thing I wanna say is... maybe we should have talked about this before. Us living together, you're not expecting a proposal, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

[Cut to the delivery room.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Scene: Ross and…Rachel’s…I guess I have to call it that now. Rachel is reading on the couch as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Cut to the delivery room, Phoebe is at it for the last time.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Monica: (from the hallway) I do not like that woman!

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Chandler: What's up with the simian?

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

(Hearing the screaming Chandler and Joey rush in. Joey has a pan, Chandler has a tea kettle.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Ross: There is no way I am letting you drive this car! So why don’t you just hand over the keys?

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Rachel: Yes. Monica, you don't get it. It's bad enough that she's stolen the guy who might actually be the person that I am supposed to be with, but now, she's actually (starting to cry), but now she's actually stealing you.

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Rachel: Ohh, he's married! Ross is married. I can't—I still can't believe it. (Rachel grabs the picture from Monica)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

All: Ohh!! (they all start pointing at the screen)

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, you’re just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is taking out the garbage as Phoebe and Joey enter. Phoebe gasps.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch as Chandler disgustedly enters.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 20

Chandler: Y’know what? It seems like all of the sudden; so much has happened.

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Rachel: But y’know what, if you think it’s gonna be okay we’ll just work out a system. Y’know, it’ll be like college, I’ll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, I’m gettin’ lucky." (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: What? My hands are totally clean, I just gave the duck a bath.

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

Joey: Okay, you picked the Gimmie card! You get all of Ross’s points!

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Carol: Ah yeah, but now it’s Susan and me in Mexico and the hostages coming home.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Rachel: Why aren't you guys at the movie?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: Ross! Way to suck up to the family.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Well, I just lost a job, and I'd like to raise the bet five bucks. Does anybody have a problem with that?

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Chandler: And for the last time, we do not want to be friends with you! And we don't want to buy your bat! (Joey lowers his bat)

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.

"Friends", season 3, episode 22

(They walk into a completely redecorated and repainted room. And of course, the room is immaculate. Only an obsessive-compulsive like Monica could find fault with the room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 18

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are giving Phoebe and Rachel the results of their election. Somewhat faster than Florida I might add.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 6

Ross: (to the gang, whispering) She's talking.

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[The next clip is from The One With The List.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: Hey! You guys! You’re not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent…

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Joey: But I'm the host!

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, now it’s Phoebe’s turn to erase Chandler from the board.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

PHOEBE: Today we're gonna start with some songs about barnyard animals. [singing] Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo, Oh, the cow in the meadow goes moo. Then the farmer hits him on the head and grinds him up, And that's how we get hamburgers. Nooowww, chickens!

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Scene: Central Perk, the gang is there, Phoebe is returning from the bathroom.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

Monica: Uh-oh, what’s the matter?

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Rachel: (to the cowgirl) And you are so in style right now. Y’know, I work at Ralph Lauren and the whole fall line has got this like equestrian theme going on. I don’t suppose you saw the cover of British Vogue, but…

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Joey: I’m sorry! Okay? I went down to the gift shop and it’s either this or a bathrobe! Look, what’s more important, the way I’m dressed or me being with you on your special day?

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

(The phone rings.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Joey: All right. Let's get the contestants out of their isolation booths. (He removes the waste bucket that's over the duck and the laundry basket that's over the chicken.) And they're off! (He puts his foot in front of the chick, stopping it from moving.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe: Oh can I? Vegetarians never get to do the wishbone. It's really not fair either! You know, just because we don't eat the meat doesn't mean we don't like to play with the carcasses!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Let me tell you why you need to pick me. (Goes to sit on the couch facing backwards to the kitchen. Rachel gets a chair and sits opposite him) See, when I was a kid, I was always left out of everything, you know, and it really made me feel... insecure. You know, I was always picked last in gym. Even behind that big fat exchange student who didn't even know the rules to baseball. I mean, this guy would strike out and then run to third. Anyway, If I'm the only one left out of this wedding, I just know that all those feelings are gonna come rushing back.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life I’m doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life I’m doing something that I’m actually good at. I mean. if you don’t get that...

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Joey: I like that! (To Phoebe) Oh, okay! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em! (He swiftly rips open the front of Phoebe's dress revealing her bra.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Phoebe: (on the other side of the line, still pretending to be Estelle) Joey, it's Estelle. (Joey's eyes bulge up, he looks afraid)

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

PHOEBE: Yeah, it's just so strange. I mean, she probably woke up today and thought, "ok, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, and then I'll have my massage." Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it." Oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, I was cleansing her aura when she died, and when the spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11