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{Transcriber’s Note: This is an hour-long special episode. Which means that the first part of this episode is episode 615. The second part of this episode is episode 616. Since episodes 615 and 616 are combined into one file, that’s why there is no episode 616 in the season 6 table of contents and the numbers jump from episode 615 to 617.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Ross) What is the matter with you?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Barry was the guy that I was almost married and Mindy was my best friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadn’t realized she was a lesbian.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (starts to imagine it) I can’t. I keep seeing it the good way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’d bet I’d still be doing my kara-tay. (That’s karate, he’s just saying it that way.) Towards the end of our marriage I was doing a lot of kara-tay as a way of releasing the tension from y’know, not doing anything else physical.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: What if I had had the guts to quit my job? I’d probably be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. But my job’s fun too! I mean tomorrow, I-I don’t have to wear a tie.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Well why didn’t you take the job?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

{Transcriber’s note: This is where the opening credits are, but they’re not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then they’re dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesn’t apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Is-isn’t it the best?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Oh, it’s the best! (They both exhale contemplating the joys of marriage.) So, umm how’s Monica?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh really, really great! Yeah! A-actually she’s right down the street, umm, do-do you know what? You should stop bye and say hi.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Fat Monica, and her boyfriend are sitting on the couch. Monica’s boyfriend is getting up to get something. For future reference, for the rest of this episode Monica’s fat, I won’t be calling her Fat Monica throughout.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Yeah. Y’know, the hazelnut actually not a nut, it’s a seed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Oh no! What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Y’know what honey? I got to get back to the hospital.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica's Boyfriend: Bye-bye. (Gets up to leave.) Oh uh, by the way, the answer is, the Brazil nut. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Maybe Joey doesn’t have to give you the money, TV stars have assistants right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I could use the money; it could give me time to write.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I don’t need any assistance in there, take a break!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(As Joey goes to the bathroom, Corporate Phoebe enters. She’s wearing a business suit and carrying a briefcase.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Ohh that’s so sweet! (Her cell phone rings.) Oh! Hang on! (Quickly grabs a cigarette and starts to light it as her phone rings.) Hang onnnnnn!!! (Gets the cigarette lighted and answers the phone.) (On phone.) Go!! No! No-no! I said sell when it hits 50! 5-0, it’s a number! It comes after 4-9!! No, it’s okay. It’s okay, you’re allowed one mistake. Just kidding, you are of course fired.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (answering it) 1987, the day after Christmas, at Sean McMahon’s party. I played you one of my songs, y’know Interplanetary Courtship Ritual.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! I’ll play you one of my other…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well it’s kinda hard to be friends with Drake because of his busy schedule and the fact that he’s not real.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (holding a plate of what looks like Rice Crispies Treats) I know, here-here!! (Hands her the plate.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Ohhh! (Takes the plate.) No! This is my friend Rachel, we went to High School together.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Well, it’s always nice to meet the fans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe’s cell phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before answering the phone.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hang on! Hang on! Hang on! (Answering the phone.) Go!! Who’s this? (Listens) Oh okay, you’re gonna like working for me. What’s your name? (Listens) What kind of name is Brendy? I… Whatever… Stop talking! All right, from now on your name is Joan. You can pick your own last name.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. Pick up my vitamins. Teach me how to spell vitamins. Wear in my new jeans.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! There-there was a little, a little diff in the market and I lost 13 million dollars.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: But the Kit-Kats are all right?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Then yes that is what I’m having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Roll playing… You could be the warden; she could be the prisoner. You could be the pirate; she could be the wench!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah! Or too, you could be two stockbrokers and you’re-you’re-you’re rolling around naked on the trading floor and everybody’s watching! (Ross looks at her.) It never happened.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Silvercup Studios, Joey is showing Rachel around the set.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Why? (In Drake’s voice.) Why can’t the world stop turning, just for a moment? Just for us?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (awestruck, then not) Isn’t that a line from the show?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: That’s a line from the show too!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (approaching) Here you go Joe, here’s the freshly squeezed orange juice you asked for. (Hands it to him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m sorry, I guess I just like the pulp.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (To Chandler) Okay look, Chandler, if this (Motions back and forth indicating the arrangement.) you have got to listen! (Tugs on his ear.) (Chandler glares at him.) You’re gonna throw that juice at me, aren’t ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: It’s not all juice! (Rachel quickly gets out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Me hopping in on you in the shower there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know you’re mad, but I just want to say I’m sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Y’know? I mean, y’know how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Just the way you like it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Oh my God! That’s great! Congratulations! What’s the story?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Are you kidding me?! I love Archie! And the whole gang!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Yeah I can! (Laughs) And don’t think I don’t, because I do! I mean all the time, you betcha! (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Say it louder, I don’t think the guy all the way in the back heard you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebe’s room. Phoebe is in the bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Phoebe, why is smoke coming out of the bathroom?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: No! It’s not a cigarette! The smoke is coming out of me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Okay! Okay! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) I’m so glad you’re here.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: (on the phone) Hello? (Listens.) No she can’t come to the phone right now. (Listens.) Oh, right no problem. Okay, bye-bye. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(He goes to turn off a machine. Suddenly, Dr. Drake Remoray appears at the door with two cops!)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Cut back to the TV, the cops are leading Dr. Wesley out, and as they pass Remoray and Wesley exchange evil glances.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay! (She picks up the phone, Joey’s phone number, and starts to dial.) Here we go! Okay! (On phone.) Hi, Joey! It’s Rachel! Umm, I am free tomorrow night. Yeah, sure, sure I can bring some sandwiches.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Carol is working on something at the table and Ross is reading a newspaper on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: Ooh, actually I’ve been making a list of all the women I know who might be into doing this!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Oh. (He takes the notepad she was using and looks at it.) Wow! (Flips to another page.) Huh. (Flips another page.) Boy! (Flips another page.) Well, someone’s been doing their homework. (Flips two more pages.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: The hospital, Chandler and Monica are there with Phoebe as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? I hate herbal tea!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Well, you used to like playing the guitar.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Uh, what about y’know the massage thing? That never gave you a heart attack.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump change—ooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he still is.) Rachel is there and admiring the big ceramic fake dog.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Pat the dog. Oh! Oh! I get it!! (Laughs and finishes her drink.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Pretty cool, huh? But if you’re thinking you can put a fish in there and it wouldn’t get sucked up into the mechanism, well you’d be wrong.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Dr. Roger: I’m sorry sweetie, it’s the hospital. The food looks great, maybe save me some?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Y’know, if, if this is too weird for you, we can still back out at… (A knock on the door interrupts him.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Carol: (opening the door) Susan! Hi! (Who’d you think it was gonna be?)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Susan: Oh, I wouldn’t miss it for the world.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They start moving towards the bedroom, never taking their eyes off each other. They move past Ross and stop.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: I’m-I’m Ross by the way.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Susan’s coat.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well, I could make it seem like he’s here. (Imitates him.) "Here’s some little known facts about cous-cous. They didn’t add the second cous until 1979." (Mumbles something further.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: I was just waiting for the perfect guy.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Well good, good for you. You really think that Roger is the perfect guy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, Rachel is now three sheets to the wind and Joey is watching her.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Wow! Tell me something Joey—(She falls off the couch)—Whoa! I just fell right off the couch there.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Okay. (She climbs back onto the couch.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: When was the last time someone told you just how beautiful you are?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(He takes her hands in his and kisses each one, then kisses her on the lips. When the break the kiss, Rachel starts to get nauseous and throw up. Joey backs away in horror.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. Monica and Chandler are still discussing the previous question.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: What if I turn out the lights? (Runs to shut them off.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: That’s the couch.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Joey's apartment, the next morning, Rachel is passed out on the couch.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Rachel, would you stop saying that?! Hey-hey look, remember on the show when-when Caprice was dying and she gave me…

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: The ring from the cave, yeah.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Wow! Uh okay, well uh… (He gets up, opens a drawer, and pulls out the ring.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: (seeing the ring and gasping) Oh my God, they let you keep that stuff?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Yes! Yes!! And every time you look at it, I want you to remember that you are a good person. Okay, you’ve had the chance to cheat, and with me, but you didn’t. And that’s what this ring stands for.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Look, do you want the ring or not?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s hospital room, Joey and Ross enter as Phoebe comes out of the bathroom wearing her robe.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa! You’re not gonna use the pay phone to call work, are ya?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

(She goes out into the hall and when she’s there and the door is closed; she rips off her robe to reveal her work clothes.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Let’s go! Come on! Move it! (Grabs her coat.) Come on! (To an old man who’s holding her shoes and briefcase.) Shoes! Briefcase! (Takes them both.) Thanks Lou, good luck with the gall bladder. (She leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: No! The reason I’m asking is that… I sorta had one last night.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Joey: Not the other one?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Great! It’s so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you I’m all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Phoebe’s office, she is arriving without the knowledge that she’s been fired.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: That’s all right, I’ll work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: (to Arthur, he’s the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: Let me uh, let me ask you something, do wedding vows mean squat to you people?! And why is it that the second we tell you we’re going out of town, bamn there you are in bed with the neighbor’s dog walker?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Rachel: No seriously! Seriously! What has happened to the sanctity of marriage?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Ross: Hey! There are some men who will do whatever it takes to make their marriage work! Okay? There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives engage in-in what only can be described as a twosome with some-some woman she barely knows from the gym!

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: (sticking his head in the door) Okay to come in?

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: I’m the ruptured spleen. (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Chandler: Yeah! When you were talking about Roger, that was killing me! Look, things like last night they don’t just happen. Y’know? Or at least not to me. Or with the other two women, in the morning y’know I was just lying there and I couldn’t wait to just go hang out with my friends, but with you I always y’know with a friend.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see… One of them won’t do it, but the second one will set you free… Tell all your hate and anger, it’s time to say good-bye… And that is just what I will do, soon as those bastards I work for die! La, la-la-la, la-la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la……

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Phoebe: Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Mike: There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Monica: Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: No! You’re the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

JOEY: Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you don’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Monica: Wait, we’re supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Parker: Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.) I’m going to find the men’s room, be right back.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

ROSS: G-gift? The thing's not the gift?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

JOEY: Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs accross the street.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Joey: (to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Ross tries to start the truck, and discovers the battery’s dead.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

{Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they’re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…}

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(Thudding sounds can be heard from the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Wouldn’t that be Frank the III?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Monica: Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that won’t work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That won’t work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that won’t work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: (on machine) "Hey Ross, it's you!" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Oh, you are the lesser of two evils!

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

ROSS: No. [sound of Dr. Remore's body hitting the bottom of the shaft] Now maybe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Dr. Long: She’s fine. She’s experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk.  They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored.  He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!"  Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Ross’s point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(She puts her hands over her breasts and indicates that the coworkers boob job resulted in one pointing up and one pointing down with her hands by pointing up with one hand and down with the other.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! That’s not the reason she’s not inviting me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17