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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

Joey: The reactor’s gonna blow in three seconds, we’re never gonna make it!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: (she stops reading from the script) Oh my God.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! I’ll do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I don’t need you or anybody else! I’m gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) You’ll see!! You’ll all see!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Oh, it’s a new TV show. Yeah. I’m up for the part of Mac Macaveli or "Mac." Yeah, I’m a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner. He’s a, he’s a Computerized Humanoid Electronically Enhanced Secret Enforcer or-or "C.H.E.E.S.E."

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: That’s the title! Yeah! Y’know they really lucked out that the initials spell cheese.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Huh—Wait so Joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you’ll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big Mac—Hey! You love those!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joey’s acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  Whoa, she's pretty. (Mentioning the girl on TV)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (there's a gunshot on TV) There's my scene, there's my scene. [Joey on tv] "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.  I'm afraid the situation is much worse than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a..." (Does the smell-the-fart look.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With The Butt.  The gang is watching Joey in Freud!]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is also from The One With The Butt and it's also on the soundtrack.  He's Joey telling everyone about his big break in Monica and Rachel's apartment.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey:  C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross:  So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are playing chess and are both studying the board intently.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Hey! How’d the audition go?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: And I know both of them, they’re really good. One of them is the guy from those allergy commercials who’s always getting chased by those big flowers…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I’m just so nervous! Y’know? The callback isn’t until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Thus starts another series of flashbacks all dealing with the pressure the rest of the Friends have to deal with in their jobs. The first flashback is from The One With The Stoned Guy.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With The Prom Video.  Monica is at a job interview at a new restaurant.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica:  Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica:  Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With Rachel's Crush.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel:  (on the phone) Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! (Pause) I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With The Dozen Lasagnas, Phoebe is telling everyone but Rachel about the pass Paulo made on her.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe:  Well, he came in for a massage and everything was fine until... (The flashback shows Paulo lying face down on the massage table and slowly moving his hands up Phoebe's legs and grabbing her butt.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe:  And all of the sudden his hands weren't the problem anymore. (The flashback shows Paulo rolling over and showing Phoebe his equipment.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's Sandwich, Ross his confronting his boss about him eating Ross's sandwich.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Dr. Leedbetter: Now-now calm down. Come look in my office, some of it my still be in the trash.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(The phone rings and Joey answers it.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: The allergy guy got the part! Thanks!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Joey just laughs as a third set of flashbacks featuring Chandler’s mistakes starts. The first flashback is from The One With The Prom Video.  It's Chandler telling Phoebe how much he hates the bracelet Joey bought him.  They're both at Central Perk.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller!  The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that. . . [turns around and sees Joey] Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line.  He's telling Joey that he kissed Cathy.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I don’t know! But it’s the same!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  You’re right, I have no excuses! I was totally over the line.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Over the line?! You-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Chandler proceeds to point out Joey’s errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat.   Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (getting out) Awww, man! He promised he wouldn’t take the chairs!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  What the hell happened?!! How were you locked in?!! And where the hell is all of our stuff?!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With The Candy Hearts.  Joey and Chandler are waiting at a restaurant as Lorraine and her friend arrive.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Ok, now, remember, no trading. You get the pretty one, I get the mess.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One With Ross's New Girlfriend.  Chandler is telling Ross and Joey that Joey's tailor took advantage of him.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to the present.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Of course he will! But Chandler the most important thing is you forgive yourself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: Y’know what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: I’m sure he will forgive you. Look, we have all been there! Y’know, you fight, you make up, it’s just the way it works.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second breakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: I didn’t know what I was taking full responsibility for! Okay?! I didn’t finish the whole letter!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: (coming out from behind the door) I KNEW IT!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II.  Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: That is the most ridiculous...

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Would you let me talk. [flicks Monica on the forehead]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(Rachel tackles Monica onto the couch.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock.  Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One Where No One's Ready.  Joey is retaliating against Chandler hiding his underwear by wearing a whole bunch of clothes.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One Where Eddie Moves In.   It's the sequence where Joey and Chandler are both saddened that they're not living together anymore. All By Myself is playing in the background.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Joey's place. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to and throws the phone back down.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joey’s not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) He’s still got a chance for the part?! Oh, that’s great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, that’s great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what he’s writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Please tell me you got the message!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: The actor playing Mac couldn’t do it, they needed to see you at 2 o’clock.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Ross’s! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin’ between Chandler and Joey. There’s no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me!]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to the present, they are still in each other’s embrace.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then I’ll just have to carry you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(Suddenly Ross jumps up from behind the counter armed with a plastic gun. By the way, he’s overacting too.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: That’ll be a neat trick, when you’re, (looks at the script) when you’re dead!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

PHOEBE: Yeah. Oh, except one of the strings on my guitar is broken. Hey, Chandler, can I borrow your G-string?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw.  In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Gunther: That guy (points) has been waiting for his coffee for ten minutes! He’s complained about you three times! (He hands the coffee cup to Joey, assuming that Joey will deliver it and walks away.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(they all tear off the wrapping paper)

"Friends", season 10, episode 10

Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

(Ross dives over the couch, Rachel goes the other way, and lands up top of him.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

[Scene: The Chinese Restaurant.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Rachel: Yeah. Oh! Was how you invented the cotton gin?!

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Sure. (Pause) And listen, thanks for doing that for us, by the way. (Retreats in defeat.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Sarah: (tasting hers) Oh my God! (Looks at the waiter and then to Joey)

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Ross: Okay, you're in bed. She's over on your side, cuddling. Now you wait for her to drift off, and then you hug her (demonstrates on the cushion) and roll her back over to her side of the bed. And then you rollll a-way. Hug for her! Roll for you.

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

KID: [shouting out the door] She's here.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

CHANDLER: Ya know I think this is much better than the coffee house.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Ross: Every week, the TV Guide comes to Chandler and Joey’s apartment. What name appears on the address label?

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: Oh, uh... don't forget your coupon. (Tries to strike a sexy pose up against the doorway to his room. Then goes inside).

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

(The girls are stumped)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Dennis Phillips: Oh, I’m so sorry I missed the ceremony, I was stuck at auditions.

"Friends", season 8, episode 1

Joey: Alright, come on you guys, it's not that big a deal. Really... I mean, I just go down there every other day and... make my contribution to the project. Hey, hey, but at the end of two weeks, I get seven hundred dollars.

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

Monica: Well I’m not sure yet, but umm of the top of my head I’m thinking double sided tape and some sort of luncheon meat.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Rachel: Ahh….So…Wow…The spring line, it’s really going to be great this year, huh?

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

JOEY: Well, I get the medical award for separating the siamese twins. Then Amber and I go to Venezuela to meet our other half-brother, Ramone. And that's where I find the world's biggest emerald. It's really big but it's cursed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

ROSS: Now that's a little spoiled. He was supposed to type "little", the idiot.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Monica: No honey, I’m sorry, but the weekend’s not over yet.

"Friends", season 3, episode 11

Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets win? How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all your friends?

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Phoebe: Okay, umm, it's this tragic love story between Cathy and Heathcliff and umm, it takes place on like these really creepy mores in England. Which I think represents the wildness of Heathcliff's character. I totally get symbolism.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

(Helen’s buzzer is heard on the intercom, so Chandler presses his button, too.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Ross: Uh, actually I think she went to the salon.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Mr. Bowmont: What the hell, it’s for a good cause! All right!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Joey: Correct! Which monarch has ruled Great Britain the longest?

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Estelle: (on the other side of the line) Joey! It's Estelle!

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

The Salesman: Well ah, what can you swing?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

[Scene: Ross's apartment, he's on the phone with Emily.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Ross: Oh, guys, this is fun, isn't it? You know? Just the four of us. Just hangin'.

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Phoebe: No, I can't talk to you! I don't have a fancy ad in the Yellow Pages!

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

RACH: Phoebe, what the hell are you talking about? Other than their names being similar, I'm sorry, I do not see what you're seeing.

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Rachel: (Disgustedly she goes and tries to pick up the couch. Much to her amazement, she is successful.) Oh. Oh! I can do it!

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Rachel: I know, it's amazing. It's amazing. It's so much better than what I had at Ralph Lauren. The money is great...

"Friends", season 10, episode 14

Joey: Absolutely. But, we’re gonna stop by the hospital just to be sure, okay? I’ll page Ross on the way. Come on.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Chandler: ....And then I just, you know, threw the bag of barley at her, and ran out of the store.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

Ross: No, Susan’s gonna be there too. We’ve got dads, we’ve got lesbians, the whole parenting team.

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

[Scene: Joey’s Premiere, the movie is ending and it takes the applause to wake up Chandler.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

GRANDMOTHER: Oh, sure, yeah. [gets a box with the pictures] This is the one of you father in a meadow, and, uh, helping a little boy fly a kite, and here he is at a graduation. . . another graduation. . . another graduation.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Chandler: (noticing the woman on the screen) Whoa! She’s purty!

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

MRS GREEN: Sweetie! So this is where you work? Oh, it's wonderful! Is it a living room? Is it a restaurant? Who can tell? But I guess that's the fun.

"Friends", season 2, episode 11

Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in…(sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Kathy: Um, thank you for the gift.

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, the next day, Phoebe is there.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, and then I fell asleep on the subway and went all the way to Brooklyn. Brooklyn is f-far!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 5

MONICA: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

(The rest of the gang arrives with their heads down in shame.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Rachel: Um-hmm. (Joshua turns to look in the mirror and leaves Rachel staring at his ass.) There we go. There it is.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

Chandler: All right ladies, here’s what we’re gonna do. (Points to a stripper.) You are gonna take off my clothes. (To another two strippers) You two, go get the oils. (To another stripper) And you just constantly scream at the top of your voice, "Chandler’s the king! Chandler’s the king!"

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

(She boards the plane.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Oh, it doesn’t matter. (Kisses her on the top of her head.) Hey, y’know what, I’ve got two tickets to tonight’s Rangers game, you wanna come with me?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Phoebe: (points to David) And you thanks for the face massage. Thank you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Phoebe: What are you gonna name the baby?

"Friends", season 10, episode 9

Kathy: No-no-no, the kiss was good.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

The Waiter: Well, sure, that too.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: Ya know if you want to, I can just hold them down and you could (Punches the air).

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Monica: (sees two people exit) Okay, those people just left, come on! Quick! Give him the money and get their table!

"Friends", season 7, episode 10

The Waiter: Can’t hear you!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Monica: What the hell happened?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Rachel: (calling from the bathroom) All right, who’s turn is it to help me get up!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Rachel: Fancy soap? I thought we were savin’ that for the Pope!

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

VAN DAMME: Perhaps, uh, the three of us, just could. . .

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

[Cut to Central Perk, Ross, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there. I think it’s The One With The Joke.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 24

Doug: Well, maybe I'll bring it out and have Monica stick her finger in it. That oughta sweeten it up, huh? (Once again, with the laugh.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Joey: I know, it was the best I could get out of them.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

Phoebe: Wait, wait, why were you at the courthouse?

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Rachel: What?! Chandler, what is the matter with you?!

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

[Scene: In Phoebe’s Grandmother’s cab, driving up to the cabin. Phoebe’s driving, Rachel’s sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

The Waiter: Well that’s not true.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

(She squirts some of the grease along Joey's face.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

The Waiter: You found that handle, did ya?

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

The Waiter: No.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Joey: Thanks! Okay-okay check it out! (Reading from the script) Picture? What picture? (He pauses then spits) Eh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

MRS. GREENE: I think I saw Rachel out in the hall.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: In the living room at the funeral]

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: Because it says "Captain Ross" on the side and "I hate Monica" on the bottom.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Listen, listen. Whoever you pick is gonna walk down the aisle with you! Now, I promise I won't say a word, but if you pick Chandler he's gonna be whispering stupid jokes in your ear the whole time!

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Ross: No! Do you know what your odds are of winning the lottery? I...I mean you have a better chance of being struck by lightning 42 times.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

(The gang is stunned.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 11

Chandler: (suppressing a smile) What I do do…is manage to uh, create an atmosphere of support for the people working with me.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

CHANDLER and JOEY: Hey, yo. [they move from out of in front of the TV]

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler who’s on the couch reading.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Ross: It’s okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Ross: Ohh! Ohh! In college, Chandler got drunk and slept with the lady who cleaned our dorm!

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Ross: (moved by the kiss) Huh...

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Phoebe: (pointing to the globe) See there it is right there.

"Friends", season 3, episode 15