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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

[Scene: Central Perk. Charlie, Joey and Rachel are on the couches]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: (hiding herself behind the magazine and whispering) Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: Are you kidding? Rachel loves to shop! And she has great taste! Yeah, she's the one who taught me, you don't wear white after labour day and that you always, always, always have to put on underwear when you're trying on clothes.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: What's the matter, Pheebs?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: Oh, ain't that nice? The three of you trying on slutty lingerie together.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: (looking at the picture of the female reproductive system) Wow! Fortunately she has a very pretty face!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Doctor Connelly: Ok, given your situation, the options with the greatest chances for success would be surrogacy, or insemination using a sperm donor.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey and Charlie on the couch. Rachel enters]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: Guess who's up for keynote speaker at the National Paleontology Conference?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Charlie: So you're up for keynote speaker! Who's making the decisions?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: (sitting down on the couch) Ok.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: All right, so. How did it go at the fertility clinic?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Aside from adoption the only other choice is insemination, so... we're talking about sperm donors.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: The data we are receiving from MRI scans and DNA testing of these fossils are - are staggering.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: (reading from a notepad) I mean, we've been accepting Leakey's dates as a given, but if they're off by even a hundred thousand years or so then you can - you can just throw most of our assumptions, you know, right in the trash. (he throws the notepad in the waste bin) So-so what I am saying is - is is that (he picks the notepad back from the waste bin) is that the repercussions could be huge! I mean, not just in palaeontology, but if-if you think about it, in evolutionary biology, uh, genetics, geology, uh, I mean, truly the mind boggles!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: No, I know, this way when I go to the party later Mike will know I am over him cause I'm gonna smell like another guy. (to the shop assistant) Yeah.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

(The shop assistant sprays the perfume on Phoebe's neck)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: Ok. Oh good, I'm dating a Russian cab driver. (to the shop assistant). Seriously does anyone buy this? I smell like beets!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Charlie: (to Rachel) So, you know what, I really like those jackets with the shoulder pads on them. Where do you think those would be?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Charlie: See, I told you I needed someone! Oh, you know, by the way, as a "thank you", I would really love to take you out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Charlie: Yeah! Actually Joey and I are going to the movies tonight, wanna come?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Charlie: You've seen all the movies...

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: Yeah! I'm a big fan! Of the movies, you know. Motion pictures. The Talkies!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

(Phoebe and Rachel go off to the dressing rooms. They enter one and close the curtain.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: I don't know, you know, just the way she waltzed in here all smart, and tall! You know, and just swept Joey off his feet... I mean, nobody else has a chance!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: Ok, great, because I gotta get out of here, the smell of beets is killing me!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

(Rachel opens the curtains and sees Charlie coming out from the dressing room just next to theirs)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Well, we're talking about sperm donors and Zack may be the guy! I mean, look, he's intelligent, he's healthy, he's athletic, I mean, he is "spermtastic"!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: No, I invited him to dinner so you could get a chance to get to know him! I mean, if we go through a sperm bank you never meet the guy, get to check him out.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: I'm telling you, he's great! I mean, even if my sperm worked fine, I'd think he'd be the way to go!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: (bringing the beer to Zack) Zack!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Shop, Phoebe and Rachel are talking in front of the dressing room]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

(Phoebe moves in the dressing room from which Charlie went out)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: (goes back in) I'm Rachel. It's so annoying when I put Emma on the phone to talk with my friends.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

(A strange woman sticks her head out from a third changing cubicle to the far right)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Stranger: And it is annoying when parents put their baby on the phone...

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: (yelling at the stranger) Alright! Enough out of you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey is sitting on his bed and the phone rings]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: I'm meeting with professor Sherman about my being the keynote speaker...

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: I can't! If he realizes that I'm the one that put him to sleep, I won't get the job!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: Uh! That's a tough one. Oh! Wait a minute, this happened to me before! Yeah, I was auditioning for a play and the producer fell asleep and... (pause) no wait a minute... it was me who fell asleep... Yeah I mean hey, Shakespeare, how about a chase scene once in a while!?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartement. Chandler and the guest are in the living room, Monica in the kitchen]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Zack: Oh! I'm gonna go wash up first. (Chandler points him the bathroom) Thanks!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

(Zack comes out of the bathroom. They all sit down at the table.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Oh! Thanks, I'm crazy about our place. Hey! speaking of crazy... do you have a history of mental illness in the family?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: (very seriously) That's really not the kind of thing we are looking for Zack.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Monica: Oh, friends first, drunk in London, you know the story. I've got a better question for you: Do you or any of your blood relatives have diabetes?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: In the store. Rachel and Phoebe returning from the changing rooms]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: Ok. (Phoebe starts to walk in the opposite direction though. Rachel sees and follows her) Wha...? where? Where are you going?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: (pretends to be stunned) Oh! Wi... in the dres... in the dressing room!? Well, that's so weird! Phoebe and I were just trying on clothes in the dressing room. God it's just such a small world!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Charlie: You know, by the way. I heard you tell her not to do anything. Thanks for sticking up for me. You are such a nice person.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Prof. Sherman's office. Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Ross: (To the still half asleep Professor) Oh my God! You really want me to be the keynote speaker? Thank you! (hugs him whilst still on his lap)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey is sitting on the sofa, eating a cookie.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Joey: (impressed) Wow! You look... (drops the cookie)... stop-eating hot! Which is like the highest level of hotness!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

(David the scientist guy is standing at the news-stand)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

David: Well, remember how I was trying to achieve the positronic distillation of subatomic particles?

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Rachel: (disapprovingly) Tip of the iceberg.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Monica: No, that's not it. It's just that when we were asking him all those questions before, I just... I just realized I don't care if he's the most perfect guy in the world... he's not you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: (sighs with relief) Thank God, because I don't wanna do this either. You know, I was just doing because I thought that was what you wanted to do. You know, I'm the husband, I'm supposed to... bring the sperm.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Monica: And it could be soon. I mean, think about it: right now, somewhere out there (they go look through the window) our baby could be being conceived.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Wait, if we're lucky, and we're really really really quiet, we may be able to hear the sound of a condom breaking!

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Chandler: Look, I just wanted to apologize for last night. I got the feeling we made you a little uncomfortable.

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Jeanette: (to Zack) Here are the boards for Friday's pitch (hands him something).

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

Phoebe: Yeah. Okay. Umm, y’know, my friends are having a Halloween party tonight at my old apartment so, you could come. Maybe I could meet the guy you’re marrying.

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Mike: There is a revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again. Meet the Milk Master 2000.

"Friends", season 3, episode 4

[Scene: A hospital hallway, Chandler is sitting on a gurney with his hands spread out behind his back. Then Monica comes and plops down on the gurney and one of his hands. Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Monica: Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: (To Chandler) Look honey, you don’t have to do this, okay? It’s the strength you have inside that means the most to me. You’re loyal, you’re honest, and you have integrity! That’s the kind of strength that I want in the man that I love!

"Friends", season 8, episode 6

Rachel: I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Rachel: Yes I did! And I put a little Post-It on it that said, "Must go out today," and underlined today three times and, and then I put a little heart in the corner because I didn’t want to seem to bossy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Phoebe: But everybody sings. It's so much fun! Last time this adorable old man got out there, forgot all of the words, flipped outand everyone booed him off the stage. So funny.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Chandler: No! You’re the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Rachel: What?! The duck?! What the hell did the damn duck do now?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 2

Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: That does not sound stupid to me. You know, it's like the first time I had to make dinner for myself, after Carol left me? (the buzzer on the washer goes off) I'm sorry, that's all the time we have. Next on Ross...(opens up the washer) Uh-oh.

"Friends", season 1, episode 5

Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Rachel: (singing) Love to love ya baby! Ow! Love to love ya baby! Ow! (There's a knock on the door, she turns off the music, puts on her robe, and goes to answer the door.) Love to love ya, baby! (There's another knock.) Darnit! (Looks through the peephole and turns on the lights.) Ugh. (She opens the door to Ross who's leaning against the door jam.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Phoebe: Oh, okay that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought okay its like a mouse or a opossum. But then I realized where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

JOEY: Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

ROSS: Yeah, it was, but...I get home, ok, and I see Julie's saline solution on my night table. And I'm thinking to myself, oh my god, what the hell am I doing? I mean, here I am, I am with Julie, this incredible, great woman, who I care about and who cares about me, and I'm like, what, am I just gonna throw all that away?

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

[Scene: The Hallway between the Apartments, Ross is hiding behind that bump out on Monica’s side waiting for Phoebe and Rachel. As they come up the stairs, he jumps out and yells…]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you don’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross finally finishes with the same crash, and gets some applause.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Monica: Wait, we’re supposed to organize the wrapping paper drawer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 8

Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to y’know make sure I don’t have any horrible scars or tattoos. Don’t you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, that’s me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joey’s legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, there’s a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: Oh c'mon! When we were kids, yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy!

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

Monica: Alright, lets say that it is him, would we not want the baby? No! Would we treat him any differently?

"Friends", season 10, episode 13

Joey: Friends, family, dog... Thank you all for being here to witness this blessed event. The cold has now spread to my special place... so I'm gonna do the short version of this. Phoebe and Mike are perfect for each other. And I know I speak for every one here... when I wish them a lifetime of happiness. Who has the rings?

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Mr. Geller: (Looking at ht wedding bill.) What the hell!!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

[Cut to Chandler trying to hint to Monica that he wanted to move in with her in The One After Vegas.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Rachel: Hey! Hey! (Stops Caitlin) Hi! Hey-hey-hey, I'm Rachel! From upstairs? The ones with all the pizza?

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Rachel: Okay. All right Dina, well let’s talk about the different areas of fashion that you could get involved in. Let’s see, there’s design, but you may need a whole other degree for that. Uh, there’s-there’s sales, which is great because you get to travel…

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Passenger #1: I have to get off this plane, okay? Her friend has a feeling something's wrong with the left Philange.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Joey: Uh yeah-ye-ye-ye-ye-ye—l-l-l-l-l-look the-the-the only reason that I, that I came up to you before was because well, I’m really nervous about-about being you. Y’know if you can help me capture the essence of the character. Y’know? Help me keep Jessica alive. Please?

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

Joey: (still trapped in the entertainment center) WHAT?!!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.

"Friends", season 6, episode 7

Joey: Uh, it's 2:30 in the morning!

"Friends", season 1, episode 12

Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Joey: Uh so, will-will I be reading the same scene again?

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn

"Friends", season 9, episode 4

Parker: Dahaaa! (Punches Chandler in the arm and he makes a face of pain.) I’m going to find the men’s room, be right back.

"Friends", season 8, episode 18

Phoebe: Pies, oh, we thought you said priiiize (goes to the hall and comes back with Emma's trophy in her hand). Here! (gives it to Monica).

"Friends", season 10, episode 8

Paula: Waitwait.. we talking about the coyotes here? All right, a cow got through!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Chandler: Hey-hey-hey Rachel, funny thing. Actually, the ah, end zone starts at that pole, so you’re five feet short, so we win!

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Janice: Although, I have enjoyed the fact that, uh your shirt's been stickin' outta your zipper ever since you came back from the bathroom.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am…

"Friends", season 8, episode 19

MOVER: Uh, the dog. [points to a big poecelain greyhound]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: (blushing) Oh, what a line. (walks towards the drinks table with her back towards Chandler and whispers "Oh my God!")

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

DR. BURKE: No no, it, it's fine, believe me. I do it too. I always answer with the 'I'm OK' head bob. [demonstrates] 'I'm OK.' [tilts head] 'You sure?' [bobs head] 'Yeah, I'm fine.' Hey listen, I've got to set up the music. I got a new CD changer, of course the divorce only left me with 4 CD's to change.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

ROSS: G-gift? The thing's not the gift?

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

JOEY: Oh no-no, it's uh, it's not what you think. We uh, we used it to, you know, fling water balloons off the roof. Remember that, those junior high kids couldn't even get theirs accross the street.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Joey: (to himself) That's the fastest I have ever thought!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Ross: What? Wh- hello? The Millners' farm in Connecticut? The Millners, they had this unbelievable farm, they had horses, and, and rabbits that he could chase and it was- it w- .....Oh my God, Chi Chi!

"Friends", season 1, episode 3

Ross: I'm just sayin' if dogs do experience jet lag, then, because of the whole um, seven dog years to one human year thing, then, when a dog flies from New York to Los Angeles, he doesn't just lose three hours, he loses like a week and a half.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

[Ross tries to start the truck, and discovers the battery’s dead.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

{Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they’re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…}

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: I want the drugs Ross, I want the drugs! (He starts rocking back and forth, taking Ross with him.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

(Thudding sounds can be heard from the bedroom.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Well, as long as the pilgrims didn't eat it, I'm in.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Chandler: Wouldn’t that be Frank the III?

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, erm, Monica and Rachel's, Monica is still unpacking after the move, and Phoebe is their also.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 13

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

PHOEBE: Like crop circles, or the Bermuda triangle, or evolution?

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Joey/Drake: Yes, you do.Yes...you do. I'm the one who doesn't have a choice because I...because I can't stop loving you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

Monica: Okay. (Opens the fridge.) All right, turkey. Eh, that won’t work. Cheese? (Picks it up) That won’t work. Olive loaf? (Picks it up) I hope that won’t work.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Ross: (on machine) "Hey Ross, it's you!" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah! If the car that backfired had run over you! Y'know what, I think I'll go home before Ross starts rambling about his newfound respect for life. (He gets up and starts for the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 20

Rachel: Oh, you are the lesser of two evils!

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

Joey: I want you to like her! But if that's too damned difficult for you, then the least you can do is pretend.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Yea yea. (Pulls the balloon out of his mouth)

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

ROSS: No. [sound of Dr. Remore's body hitting the bottom of the shaft] Now maybe.

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesn’t really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think it’s gonna make a difference

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is playing "She Loves Me, She Loves Me Not" with the petals of a flower, alternately looking hopeful and annoyed. Phoebe enters, but not as herself, for she has changed the style of her hair and make-up to match that of her twin sister. She hangs up her coat, revealing her new cardigan. Nervously, she smooths out the identifying garment, approaching Joey who sits next to the main sofa.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Joey: I gotta say, I never knew I could enjoy the non-sex part of the date so much.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Dr. Long: She’s fine. She’s experiencing Braxton-Hicks contractions, mild discomfort caused by contractions in the uterine wall.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

CHANDLER: That's a good plan, Joe. Next time we wanna pick up women, we should just go to the park and make out. Taxi, taxi!

"Friends", season 2, episode 6

Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Um, sure! Did you, uh, did you try turning the knob back the other way?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, another showdown is occuring, only this time its between Ross, a plate of cookies, and the breast milk.  They've been eyeing each other for a while now, and Chandler and Joey are getting bored.  He checks his Ross and in frustration, shoves his watch in front of Ross's eyes as if saying, "Hurry it up already!"  Finally, Ross scratches his head, does that again, itches his nose, scratches his head, grabs the bottle, takes a big swig, and piles several cookies into his mouth.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: Okay, each team will answer ten questions. The first team that answers the most questions wins. Okay, the categories are, Fears and Pet Peeves, Ancient History, Literature, and It’s All Relative. Now, the coin toss to see who goes first. (He flips the coin and they all watch it hit the table and stop. Then they all look up at him, to see who goes first.) Okay, somebody call it this time.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

[And with that we start off on a series of clips from the entire history of Ross and Rachel, from Ross’s point of view. The first clip is from The Pilot.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

(She puts her hands over her breasts and indicates that the coworkers boob job resulted in one pointing up and one pointing down with her hands by pointing up with one hand and down with the other.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Ross: Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: (Looking out at the balcony) So tell me something, is leaving the Christmas lights up part of your plan to keep us merry all year long?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Joey: Oh yeah! I got in there myself once. My roommate bet me five bucks that I couldn’t, and then he stuck a board through the handles that locked me in. Yeah. It was funny ‘til I started feeling like I was in a coffin.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Joey: Yeah, he’s the reason I didn’t get that big Minute Maid commercial a couple of years ago remember? We were supposed to be brothers, but he messed it up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Monica: (disgusted) Limited seating! Oh, that is such a lame excuse! That’s not the reason she’s not inviting me!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Chandler: Let’s just say if I can’t find the right CD case I just put it in the nearest one.

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: (on the phone) No Mum, I'm not dead. I know it's not something to kid about. It was just a practical joke between Chandler and me, but it's over, ok? (pause) Actually no, even if I had died, you would not be left childless. (pause) Monica?

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Joey: (looks at him suspiciously) But, ehm... you watched the tape?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6