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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

Joey: Hey, what is with the secrecy Phoebe? Huh? And what about this Denise, is she cute?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Maybe because you never listen to anything that I say. I talk about her all the time! DENISE!!!!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Ah-ha! A classic sign of love, the hug!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Ninety percent of a women’s pheromones come out the top of her head! That’s why, that’s why women are shorter. So that men will fall in love when they hug them! (Ross is staring at her dumbfounded.) Oh come on Ross, you’re a scientist.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: (taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachel’s not in the same place you are.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: (grabbing back his coffee) If the place you are referring too is being in love, then she is in the same place as me because I am not in that place!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Okay, I didn’t understand that, but y’know, maybe that’s ‘cause you were speaking the secret language of love!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

(She goes for his magazine and he grabs it away before she reaches it. But she was only using the magazine as a decoy because she grabs his cookie and coffee, takes a bite out of the cookie and drinks some of the coffee.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: I don’t know! How about, "Thanks for taking the message." Jeez! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Okay, I was thinking we should have a beautiful guest room, right? With a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with flowers on them all the time! And we could have a roll top desk with comment cards on them so people could say how much they loved staying here!! Okay, whatever, I really haven’t thought about it that much.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, y’know? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: I just don’t think arcade games go in the beautiful guest room. The beautiful guest room is gonna be filled with antiques.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect! It’s the oldest game!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: What do you have against the beautiful guest room?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: I don’t have anything against the beautiful guest room, especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is coming from across the hall.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: But you’re still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: (reading the ad) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." Nice!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch staring off into space as Rachel enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Umm, I’m trying to move that pencil. (There’s a pencil lying on the table.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Pheebs, this whole apartment thing is just a nightmare! Every place I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. I mean, look at this; (Points to one and starts to read it.) "Wanted. Female roommate, non-smoker, non-ugly." It’s just, there is nothing! The city’s full!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: Wait, no, look at this! (Points to one.) (Reading) "Two bedroom, two bath, must be non-smoker, Satan worshipers okay…" Oh, yeah, but it’s on the ground floor.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Okay, there’s this guy, Warren, from the museum and he’s going on a dig for like two years and he’s got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Don’t thank me! If you wanna thank something, thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago, killing but perfectly preserving an entire civilization. (Rachel just looks at him.) Here’s Warren’s number.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

(She hugs him and he starts to hug her back but notices the look Phoebe is giving him and pushes her away.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: (returning from calling Warren) Ugh!!! Well, the apartment is already subletted! I mean, this is just hopeless. I’m never gonna find anything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has! (Kisses him on the cheek and exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Listen, we don’t have to make that a guest room, we can think of something to do with the room together.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: That’s a great idea! We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Hey, y’know what? Why don’t we think about changes we can make in the living room?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Yeah, I mean we’re gonna have to move around some furniture to make room for my chair. (Kisses her and heads into the living room.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: You’re-you’re-you’re gonna bring the Barca Lounger over here?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Okay, I get it. So, I get nothing! Nothing here is mine! Everything here is yours! I’ll get up in the morning put on your clothes, and head off to work!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Yeah-yeah, y’know what? Yeah, that’s it-that’s it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! That’s-that’s what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! I’m talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesn’t match! Where is it gonna go?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: In the game room!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: All right! That’s fine! That’s fine! I won’t bring over the chairs! I won’t bring anything over! I wouldn’t want to ruin the ambiance over here at Grandma’s place!! (Storms out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: (exiting from Chandler’s room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really good—Ohh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

The Potential Roommate: Oh don’t worry, I’m not really a party girl.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! I’ll be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Oh don’t listen to him, he’s just some guy who really wants the apartment, but I don’t think he’s gonna get it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Why did you take the shower curtain down?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: That thing was a hazard! (To the potential roommate) I’m very safety conscious.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Ross’s Apartment, Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Well, apparently not, and I can’t just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: Well, we are fond of the silliness, but we also have a soft spot for the love.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: Love is the best medicine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: (jumping up) Good! A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York! (Storms out.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is sitting at the counter waiting for Gunther, yep Gunther’s back, to refill her coffee.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Yeah but, on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: But y’know what, if you think it’s gonna be okay we’ll just work out a system. Y’know, it’ll be like college, I’ll hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, I’m gettin’ lucky." (Laughs.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is once again being dragged in by Ross so he that he can try to manipulate the situation so that it’s best for Ross, not necessarily what’s best for Monica and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: So are you sure about this whole moving in thing?! I mean it’s a really big step! And-and what’s the rush?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Chandler: He’s being silly, because he knows that we enjoy the silliness!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Okay, there are no stupid fights!! This isn’t about the room, this is about what the room…represents! And unfortunately, this room (Points to Rachel’s room) could destroy you!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: Fine! It’s your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just don’t want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but that’s what you want, there’s nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DON’T DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

(They run to the living room where Monica has moved the chair back (Towards the step), the coffee table forward (Towards the TV), and taped a square outline on the floor.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Monica: This is where I thought the barca lounger could go! You see you could see the TV and it’s still walking distance to the kitchen.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song. Yep, the first new Phoebe song of season six, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are also there.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Ross: (To Rachel) So umm, where are the other guys?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: No, the other thing. I really think it’s great they work things out.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Hey, can I borrow the key to your house so I can run across the street and make a copy?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Phoebe: (on the microphone, accidentally) Yes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: All right, well the place was closed. I’ll just copy it later.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless you’re thinking about Naked Wednesday’s.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey has The Potential Roommate back for another interview.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: (opening the door to The Potential Roommate) Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

The Potential Roommate: Hi!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Come in. Thanks for comin’ back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

The Potential Roommate: Great!

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Okay now, before I make my final decision I uh, I just want to make sure our personalities match. Okay, so I made up a little test. Now, I’m gonna say a word and then you say the first thing that comes to mind.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

The Potential Roommate: I can do that.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

The Potential Roommate: Fight.

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

The Potential Roommate: String?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

The Potential Roommate: Kitten?

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Joey: Ooh, sorry! No-no-no, so close though, but—bye-bye! (He ushers her out the door.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a ‘Remember me?’ thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time I’m in the city?

"Friends", season 3, episode 6

PHOEBE: I hate this. 'Cause I tell you, I had the most amazing two weeks planned for us, and almost everything I had in mind, we had to be a lot closer than this.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Monica: Hmm? (Rachel holds up the candlesticks.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Joey: Yeah. Hey, remember when she brought up that thing about the three of us?

"Friends", season 3, episode 15

Chandler: Okay, here is the thing. We have thrown a very formal surprise party for you in there! All of your friends are in there and your parents!

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: Hello, tiny embryos. Well, I’m-I’m Phoebe Buffay, hi! I’m-I’m-I’m hoping to be your uterus for the next nine months. You should know, that we’re doing this for Frank and Alice, who you know, you’ve been there! Umm, y’know they want you so much, so when you guys get in there, really grab on. Okay, and-and I promise that I’ll keep you safe and warm until you’re ready to have them take you home, so… Oh! And also, umm next time you see me, I’m screaming, don’t worry, that’s what’s supposed to happen.

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Joey: Oh no, I'm sure the Xerox machine caught a few.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: No, no, that's not where I was going. Er, if you get in the... way, of us becoming a thing, then I would be, well, very sad.

"Friends", season 1, episode 7

Phoebe: (Looks around) It's alright. Look kiddo, I gotta go. Good luck with the career. You're gonna be huge.

"Friends", season 10, episode 15

[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second breakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: It’s okay. Sometimes, things don’t work out the way you’d thought they would.

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

(Gunther gets this hurt expression on his face and goes into the back room)

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

[Scene: The Banquet Room, Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

Phoebe: Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together.

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

Rachel: Okay. Oh wait! One more thing umm, do-do we still need to uh settle the question of "us?"

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Joey: I don’t want to talk about it. Y’know, you could’ve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs what’s left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Mr. Zelner: (Sees that she has some ink on her lip from her pen.) Oh Rachel, uhh… (He points to his lip to get her to notice the ink on hers.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Phoebe: Okay. Hey—Ooh, cool sheets! (Notices the sheet over the table.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 11

Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down, you go way too fast. Ok? Just go back to the MET, ok?

"Friends", season 9, episode 21

Phoebe: Oh my God!! The baby just kicked!

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Chandler: (reading the comics) Eh..., I don’t, I don’t know.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Monica: Oh my God! You still have the Chipper!

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

Ross: Y’know we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby that’s half human and half pure evil!

"Friends", season 8, episode 22

Chandler: Oh, yeah! These are the faces of two people in the know!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

ROSS: You bet. In the U.S., China, Africa, all over.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

Fat Monica: Hey Chandler! Did you like the macaroni and cheese?

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

CHANDLER: Hey man, look it's my best bud. How ya doin? [Joey doesn't respond] Wow, you are really gettin' good at that Marcel Marceau thing. Hey, whaddya say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, whaddya say? [Throws a basketball to Joey. Joey doesn't move to catch it and the ball takes out a lamp] OK, that's my bad.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Ross: Oh no, maybe it's me, I'm just not giving you enough credit. Uh, I mean it is difficult to say goodbye to five people. Uh, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, good... (makes choking noises) IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE. You know what? After all we've been through, I can't believe this is how you want to leave things between us. Have a, have a good time in Paris. (He leaves the apartment. Rachel looks kind of desperate.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

PHOEBE: Um, gram, um, can I see the pictures of my dad again?

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Rachel: What?! You-you actually thought that basket was gonna get you the apartment?

"Friends", season 5, episode 14

Phoebe: Eeeee-(She opens the box and removes its contents and sees that it's a fur coat.)-ohh!! God! (She throws it at Joey.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 6

Joey: Oh! My head! Oh! (He’s sitting on the chair, lies back, and puts his feet up for Monica to rub.) Oh!

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

CHANDLER: Look at this. Pictures of all the women that Heckles went out with. Look what he wrote on them. Vivian, too tall. Madge, big gums. Too loud, too smart, makes noise when she eats. This is, this is me. This is what I do. I'm gonna end up alone, just like he did.

"Friends", season 2, episode 3

JOEY: Hey, why can't we use the same toothbrush, but we can use the same soap?

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Chandler: That’s Mr. Girabaldi playing the piano.

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

Monica: My boots in tan! Hey! Can you get a little closer so I can see the price?

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Phoebe: No, no, no, I actually it's any baby animals: kittens, fish babies... You know... especially veal... and this, this nice vein of fat running through it... (she cuts the meat, picks it up with her fork and holds it in front of her mouth, which she keeps closed, trying to overcome her vegetarian thoughts... and... puts it in her mouth... Clearly not enjoying the meat...) Hmmm... yummy (everybody seems okay with it, except Mike. He's making a hmmmm.... face... Then Phoebe swallows it) Hmmm... (at first she likes it, but then, in an instant puts her hand in front of her mouth and runs from the table. You hear a door slamming.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 7

Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, I’m gonna do that.

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Steve: Look, I think I know the answer to this question, but... Would you like to make love to me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

(Monica points the remote at her TV, and punches out a key combination from the book, but the dreaded SAP logo remains and Spanish still comes forth.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Monica: It’s not like, I haven’t any opportunities. I mean, y’know, I’m just waiting for the perfect guy. I’m seeing this guy Roger, all right? He’s not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. Y’know, give him my flower.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

Emily: Really?! Well, that’s just lovely, isn’t it? I must’ve missed your call, even though I didn’t leave the flat all day.

"Friends", season 4, episode 14

(A very angry Monica opens the door with the security chain still on.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

Phoebe Sr.: No, I’m not done. I-I-I just want you to know that I, the reason I didn’t look you up was, well I was afraid that you’d react, just well like, the way, the way you’re reacting right now, and can’t we just, y'know, start from here?

"Friends", season 4, episode 1

(Chandler has moved forward and is now underneath the couch as it heads up the first set of stairs.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Joey: (sitting back down) Was the chord at least right…

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

Joey: Thank you, but it would take me forever to pay you that money back and I don’t want that hanging over my head. Okay? Besides, as soon as my insurance kicks in I can get all the free operations I want! Yeah, I’m thinking I’ll probably start with that laser eye surgery too.

"Friends", season 6, episode 4

Monica: The guy who made these hates feet and wants to see them die!

"Friends", season 8, episode 10

Monica: What’s the big deal?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

ROSS: Well, we won't wanna raise kids in the city so we'll probably move to uh, Scarsdale.

"Friends", season 2, episode 20

Ross: Okay, for instance. Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1 she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?

"Friends", season 3, episode 3

Rachel: I am still talking!! And then you chase away the one guy that I actually liked! I mean, no offense to you guys. Really! I mean (To Patrick) congratulations on all the cash, (He nods) and-and y’know—(Feels Eldad’s hair)—Wow! You do have very soft hair! But I would much rather go to the ball all by myself than go through anymore of this! Good-bye! (Grabs her stuff, starts to leave, then turns back suddenly, and to Eldad) Now do you use some sort of special conditioner on that hair?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

MONICA: Chinese menu guy. Forgot the menus.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Chandler: Yeah, but how would you like it if someone told the triplets that you gave birth to them?

"Friends", season 10, episode 2

Joey: (to a woman who came in third in a modeling contest) Sorry! (He grabs her muffin away and returns it to the serving tray.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Okay, so-so which route should I take the northern route or the southern route?

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

Phoebe: If I haven’t said it before: she’s a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going to—what the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which she’s been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? What’s the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, it’s nice! May I try a pink one?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?

"Friends", season 5, episode 12

Tim: Awww, I’ll miss you too Pheebs. (Starts to leave) And I will be holding you, right here. (Holds his hands over his heart, blows a kiss to Phoebe who catches it, and then leaves and Phoebe throws the kiss back.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

(They pick up the couch and after throwing off the last pillow; Rachel helps out on Chandler's end.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, how's the ankle?

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

JOEY: Ok, let's start with the cons, 'cause they're more fun. All right, Rachel first.

"Friends", season 2, episode 8

Joey: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! She obviously didn’t understand the question.

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

Ross: I'm having... I'm having a baby. (jumps back onto the table again) I'm having a... Where's the phone? The phone?

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Monica: That’s right. You’re making a commitment and that’s the same, whether you do that at the Plaza or, where are you gonna do it?

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

[Scene: Phoebe's massage parlour, she has Steve on the table, and is giving him an extra-painful massage.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life. (Rachel starts looking around and down, with a 'What the hell is going on?' look on her face.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Phoebe: Oh, okay, it’s the slide instead of stairs. Watch this. (She slides a doll down the slide)

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: Okay. (He gently touches it.) You can feel all the bones in your skull.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Joey: Anyway, it wasn’t the robot, it was the guy who controls him. Yeah, he doesn’t like me. He had C.H.E.E.S.E. knock over the sandwich right when I was reaching for one! Ohh!

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

Ross: So do I. (Slowly walks in.) Okay Rach, before anything happens (He takes off his coat) I just want to lay down a couple of ground rules. (Turns back to face her.) This is just about tonight. I don't to go through with this if it's going to raise the question of "Us." (Rachel's confused) Okay? I just want this to be (Kicks off his left shoe) about what it is! (Kicks off the other one.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Chandler: It is to me. You wanted to sleep with Batman, and instead you had to settle for Robin. (Walks out and slams the door.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 16

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is showing off her new dollhouse. It’s a huge dollhouse, that takes up the entire living room table.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Chandler: (grabbing the phone) Of course he has this big huge dog! That uh, barks into the night. (Listens.) Well, who doesn't love dogs? (Thinks.) Ah, he's a tap dancer! (Listens.) Yes, some would say that is a lost art. (Thinks.) He's a pimp! (Listens.) There you go! Yes, he's a pimp. He's a big, tap dancing pimp! (Pause.) Hello?

"Friends", season 5, episode 7

(The gang moves off as Phoebe greets the new guest.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Monica: Sweetie, you know I have no sense of humor when it comes to the wedding.

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Monica: We'll try to be more careful okay? It's just that, we don't want everyone to know because this is going really well, and maybe the reason it's going really well is because it's a secret.

"Friends", season 5, episode 9

Rachel: That’s also the smaller piece. (Puts the piece onto a plate.) Okay, there you go. Enjoy your half my friend, but that is it. No sharing. No switching, and don’t come crying to me if you eat your piece to fast. (As she’s saying that she is backing out the door, when she finishes she turns around to return to her place, stumbles and drops the cheesecake on the floor.) Oh!!!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Rachel: No, so I don’t have to get married until I’m 33! That’s three years, that’s three whole years—Oh, wait a minute though. I’ll need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and I’d like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged… Which means I need to meet the guy by the time I’m thirty.

"Friends", season 7, episode 14

Phoebe: Oh you’re my biggest fan? I’ve always wanted to meet you! Hi! (Shakes his hand.) Sure! Yeah! (Signs the autograph)

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]

"Friends", season 10, episode 4

[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there, Ross is showing pictures of his new baby boy, Ben, to the group.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 24

JEANNIE: Oh, that sounds lovely. We're gonna have to set that up. Oh, I better get back. Hope the baby feels better.

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Mrs. Tribbiani: Why did you have to fill your father's head with all that garbage about making things right? Things were fine the way they were! There's chicken in there, put it away. For God's sake, Joey, really. (She gives the sofabed a tiny push and it folds away)

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

(She disgustedly takes the ring off and gives it back.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 20

JOEY: Phoebs, he's just a little dog. [turns back to the car window and the dog is halfway through it.] Ahhh.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Rachel: What if she jumped out the bassinet?

"Friends", season 9, episode 5

The Singing Man: I’ll see you tomorrow morning!

"Friends", season 4, episode 19

[Scene: The Wake, at the Gellers' house. Ross is lying on his back, with Phoebe squatting over him, checking to see if he's injured.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Rachel: Well… (At a loss for words, she grabs some of Monica's laundry and throws it on the floor as a diversion to allow Rachel to run back inside and close the door. Monica chases her to find that Rachel had locked the door.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 2

Rachel: ...So a bird just grabbed it, and then tried to fly away with it and, and then just dropped it on the street?

"Friends", season 6, episode 9

ROSS: OK, got the music, got the dinner. Oh and check it out, I made Marcel's favorite dish, banannacake.

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Phoebe: Let’s see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh… But no! No! You can’t-you can’t hire him, because that—it’s not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 4

Rachel: Ross, you got that for free from the museum gift shop.

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Ross: Hey! I did not dump Rachel! (To Mona) Nor are we still together. (The phone rings and Ross goes to answer it, only he’s trapped behind the apothecary table by Dr. Green.) Can I just… (Dr. Green glares at him.) Why don’t we just let the machine get that?

"Friends", season 8, episode 8

Joey: And-and there’s no danger to her and the baby?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

(Ross gets out of the bathroom, sees Chandler)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12