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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

Monica: Sweetie, I think the glasses look great. They make you look really sexy.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: (sitting down on the arm of her chair) You didn’t think I used to wear glasses, right?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Of course! (She mouths, "I have no idea," to the rest of the gang.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Not unless someone borrowed it and left it at the gynecologist.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: Dying people say the craziest things.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Okay. I’m gonna be the mom that makes the world’s best chocolate chip cookies.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: Hey! How’s the boat?!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Oh, so you finally took it out of the marina huh?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Why would I do that? It took three guys to get the thing in there!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Or you can sit with him on the front porch and make sure no one steals the trash cans. He does that every week too.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: I just went to my old apartment to get you the-the cookie recipe and the stupid fire burned it up!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: No!! Why didn’t you make a copy and-and keep it in a fireproof box and keep it at least a hundred yards from the original?!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: (pauses as he figures out how to answer that) Because I’m normal! That was the one legacy my grandmother left me, and I know you wanted it as an engagement present.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: See no-no, I made a batch and I froze it, and this is the only one left.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: No! Wait! I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie! I do stuff like this at work all the time.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont (Joey’s boat), she’s shown to be in one of the waterways around New York, but in reality she’s in a sound stage on the Warner Bros. lot and we see New York from the water in some rather poor green screen shots. Rachel and Joey are on board.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: (drinking a beer) Look at this clown! Just because he’s got a bigger boat he thinks he can take up the whole river. (Yelling) Get out of the way jackass! (To Rachel) Who names his boat Coast Guard anyway?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: That is the Coast Guard.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: What are they doing out here? The coast’s all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Joey, just ignore the boats all right? We’re not finished with the lesson yet.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Okay, I’m just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Oh, okay. Is that what you want to do? You wanna go over and give a little shout out to the old, hot chickas? Okay, let’s do that Sailor Joe. Quick question though, (grabs some of the rigging) what’s this called?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Wrong! How do you get the mainsail up?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Okay, you just go on and make your little jokey-jokes, but if you do not know what you are doing out at sea you will die at sea. Am I getting through to you sailor?! (She punctuates each word by slapping him on the forehead.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are trying to determine the cookie recipe by eating small pieces.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: You don’t? (Laughs) Well, that’s the difference between a professional and a layman.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: I don’t want to talk about it. Y’know, you could’ve at least saved me a whole cookie. (He grabs what’s left of the cookie and pops in his mouth.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: I can’t believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmother’s legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand…

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: I will tell the story! It was going great. I let him win. We were bonding. He even said I could call him dad.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: Daddy. All right look, here’s the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and that’s when in happened.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Cut to the flashback, Chandler’s no longer doing the voice-over.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Over here. (You can see Ross sitting at the far wall.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Mr. Geller: Have a seat son. (You can see Mr. Geller sitting closer to the door as Chandler walks over and sits in his lap.) Hey!! (Chandler quickly jumps off and sits next to him with a shocked expression on his face.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: ‘Cause otherwise they’d have to call it the room room.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Oh, but he will. He still tells the story how Monica tried to escape from fat camp.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Then how did you get caught in the barbed wire?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

(The phone rings.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: If that is your father calling to tell this story then the marriage is off!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: (takes the phone from Ross) Come on. (Answering phone) Hello? (Listens) I’m sorry you have the wrong number. (Listens) (Whispering) Okay, I’ll call you later dad. I love you. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Chandler: Look, I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore, and I figure the best way to do that is face to face—And by face I don’t mean his lap. And by face, I don’t mean my ass. (Exits.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Well hello! So, when are we gettin’ back out on the water matey?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Oh uh, I don’t know the boat way to say this, but uh never!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Because! You’re mean on the boat!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: You have to respect the sea! (Storms off.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Look Joey, I’m sorry if-if you thought that was mean, but I gotta tell ya something. That was not mean. Okay, my father is mean. He used to yell at me all the time on the boat, I mean it was horrible. I was just being a good teacher.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Does a good teacher say, "Put down the beer pinhead!?"

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Yeah, I didn’t want you to get hit by the boom!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is trying out different cookie recipes. Ross and Phoebe are the tasting group.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Okay. Man, I have not made this many cookies since I was in the ninth grade.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: The ones we had right after you almost threw up.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Are there anymore from the good batch? ‘Cause we could just work off of those.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Yeah, ooh yeah, I think there is one from batch 17 left, uh… (Grabs a cookie and takes a big bite out of it and doesn’t like it.) It’s batch 16! 16 people! Get out of the way! (Gets up and runs for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, its Joey’s second lesson with Rachel as the resident sailing expert.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Okay Joey honey, you’re doing really good! All right, now I’m just gonna need you to step to the port side. (Joey pauses as he tries to remember which side is the port side.) Remember? Remember how we talked about the port side?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Okay, go to the left. (Joey goes starboard or sits on the right side of the boat.) The left!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: (yelling) Just sit over there!! (Points to the port side.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Oh, y’know what? Since I’m here, I think I’m gonna have me a little beer on the port side. (Grabs and opens one.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Okay Joey, we’re luffing a little bit, so could you tighten up the cunningham? (The mainsail has started to flap in the wind and has stopped working efficiently; she wants him to tighten it so that it starts working again.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Oh, y’know, when we did that was when that bird was flying overhead with the fish in his mouth. Did you see it? It was gross!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: (angrily) No! All right?! I did not see the bird! I did not see the fish! I did not see the piece of Styrofoam that was shaped like Mike Tyson! I did not, because I was trying to teach you how to sail a boat! Which obviously is an impossible thing to do!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: Yeah, it’s okay. I know what a mainsail is. (Points to it. It’s the larger sail.) I know, I know to duck when the boom comes across. I-I know port is right.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, the cookie trying period has pasted. Monica, Phoebe, and Ross are reflecting on the day’s events.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Well, I’ve tried everything. I give up. I guess I’m not gonna be the mom who makes the world’s best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe.  Kids love that right.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isn’t there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And that’s not happening ‘til October 15th, 2032.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: That’s the day you’re gonna die? See—darnit, I’ve got shuffleboard that day.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: Well, I mean what about friends of your grandmother’s? Wouldn’t they have the recipe?

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Well, y’know I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: Oh, you Americans always butcher the French language.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Phoebe: (reading the recipe on the back of the bag) Yes!! (Realizes.) Ohh.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Monica: I cannot believe that I just spent the last two days trying to figure out the recipe and it was in my cupboard the whole time!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: The Gym, Chandler and Mr. Geller are heading for the whirlpool room.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didn’t seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

[Scene: The Mr. Bowmont, is tied up alongside the pier; Joey and Rachel are relaxing.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: All right. (She does so and it brings the cooler closer together.) Hey-hey-hey!! (Sees what’s in the cooler.) Sandwiches!

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Oh wow! (She takes a bite, but holds the sandwich vertically so that the stuff falls out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Joey: What you—don’t hold it like that! You’re lettin’ all the good stuff fall out.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Monica: (starts for the door) Well there’s some people who do want to marry me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay, now let’s decide who has the nicest ass.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Ross: All right. (reading the label) ‘Candy and Cookie?’

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

(Chandler catches the ball and starts to run upfield.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Monica: Why would the little girl creep you out?

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Cut to Monica's bedroom, they’re all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, don’t like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: ‘Hey, that’s not so bad.’]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Missy: Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after hours!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Whatever, it’s the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyways.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

The Casting Director: Okayyyy! Anddd, go!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: When you put a ‘D’ at the end of ‘Fine’ you’re not fine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

FBOB: So the light went out in my refrigerator...

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Joey: I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Y’know what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesn’t look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete’s]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Sarah: Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I just—I wish I didn’t feel this way about Rachel anymore, y’know? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think…I think Ross feels left out. Y’know? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God… You should’ve seen the look on Ross’s face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here. For all I know I’m just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Rachel: Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[cut to the girls huddle]

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Rachel: Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can’t stop filming just for you. It’s not like it’s your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Salesman: And?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to… (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-that’s just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, they’ve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if they’re watching.) Uhh what’s-what’s-what’s the matter?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Rachel: The burping clogs?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey’s standing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Ross: I know! I’m saying you have to watch them all the time.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Ross: I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when we’re at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: Mona? (There’s no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Mona’s apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: That’s okay. She’s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it’s too late to do any of the things I had planned, so…

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Helena: (to Chandler’s back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Monica: Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

RACHEL: (to Ross) She you in the parking lot.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

[Scene: The Theatre, Kate is arriving for rehearsal.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: It’s still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Monica: What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Gunther: They already do. That’s why they call it the ‘tray spot.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student—I mean I not—not it! I mean, I mean I don’t—We haven’t done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

(He removes the blanket covering the thing.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: But Jo’s got a crush on Laurie. (Ross nods his head) Oh. You mean it’s like a girl-girl thing? ‘Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

JOEY: Yes! And the table is mine.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Rachel: (surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Oh yeah, it's so cool. (He opens his coat and has it pinned to the lining.) Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. (Pause, softly) That's pee-pee. (Heads for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

[Scene: Cousin Frannie’s Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at the table, alone as a woman approaches.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: It’s okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes, (To Joey) I’m, I’m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, let’s plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Y’know what, I want you to take the chef job.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Rachel: (grabs the bill) Give me that!

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

(Cue up the music as they move in and kiss. This time I think it's Perry Como, but I'm not sure. It's Everybody loves somebody, sometime! Everybody falls in love somehow! Something in your kiss, just told me, my sometime, is now!)

"Friends", season 5, episode 23