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'THE' in a movie sentence | examples for 'THE' from movies

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Ross’s secret marriage.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didn’t get the annulment; we are still married.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Monica are at the counter getting some more coffee.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcriber’s note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, I’d have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Joey, why don’t you put them in the lost and found?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: There’s a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Well, I didn’t realize until I got home. I wasn’t gonna walk all the way back down here with one shoe! Y’know what? I’m gonna go find that guy’s car and leave a note on the windshield. (Goes to do so.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, well I’ll bring them by tomorrow morning. Okay, and uh, by the way, they’re not actually puppies, they’re Frank and Alice’s triplets. Okay, see ya! (Exits.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and I’m nervous ‘cause I’ve never done that before by myself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: The street down the block from Central Perk, Joey has found the Porsche and is writing the note.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Yeah, it’s (looks up and sees the woman) mine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: (checks in the window to make sure it has them) It’s got ‘em!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2:00 and I picked up all the forms. I’ll take care of everything.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(Ross grunts something and hands her the pen he was trying to hand her.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: What about the time I said we were on a break?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next day, Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe are baby-sitting the triplets. They each have one baby.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Okay, I’m a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Time lapse, they have set up a little assembly line for diaper changes. Phoebe wipes, Chandler adds the powder, begrudgingly, and Monica puts the diaper on.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: This is so great! This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Yeah? (Checking the final diaper) Well this is not what I ordered.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Hey babies! Oh, I’m having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche I’ve got the keys too, still there!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Shocking! Since you still have the keys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: You should see the treatment I get when I’m with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: The ones that got me the Porsche! Will you keep up! (Chandler wipes his forehead with a baby wipe, that might have been used. He drops it disgustedly.) But I figured, if-if people keep seeing me just standing there, they’re gonna start to think that I don’t own it. So I figured I’ll wash it. Right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap I can borrow?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: I know. But umm, one time there was this really dirty car in front of the building, so I washed it.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: The Porsche, Joey is finishing up washing the car and is talking to a guy about the car.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: And that’s just in the city. I get her up to 160 when I take her upstate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: Hey! That’s my car.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: What-what are you doing?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now I’m just polishing her up.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: But it’s my car!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: Listen, I-I-I don’t come to this city much so I don’t know if you’re crazy or this is some kind of street theater, but could I have my keys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: I’m not coming back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

The Porsche Owner: I live upstate.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

(The guy gets in and drives off.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the triplets are all in their crib as Monica and Phoebe watch them.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Yeah, two hours, a lifetime that’s the same.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: (entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: He can do more than that! He can destroy the universe!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Glass, sand, whatever. (Walks out as Monica and Phoebe turn to check on the babies again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: I swallowed the sonic blaster gun.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: Damnit! Y’know this whole time we were concentrating on watching the babies and, and no one was watching Chandler! (He does it again.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: Okay you two are asking the court for an annulment?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: So based on your petition you are seeking an annulment on the grounds that Mr. Geller is mentally unstable.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: And based on the fact that Mr. Geller is intravenous drug user.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (starts to cry) Ross, please, I found the magazines!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since you’re gay and addicted to heroin.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Ross! Your honor, rest assured relationship ended like two years ago! (To the stenographer) And could you strike "Consummated like bunnies" from the record?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: And what—(notices the stenographer is still typing)—What are you typing that for? Did you hear what she said? We don’t get the annulment. Don’t type that! What?! Stop typing! (He goes over to where the stenographer is typing and in the process pushes Rachel out of his way.) Hey! Stop typing! (He’s still typing.) Stop typing! Stop typing!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what you’re keeping me married too?!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: All right look lady here is the deal, I came here for an annulment and I am not leaving here until I get one!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Judge: Would you like to spend the night in jail?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is still doing the hairball thing as Monica and Phoebe are watching the babies. I can’t describe it, you’ll have to see it when it comes on in your area.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: (entering wearing nothing but Porsche clothes) So the Porsche guy took his car back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: But you found the keys to his clothes?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: No. No, I just uh, I just loved the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because you’re wearing the clothes?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Of course! Only an idiot would wear this stuff if you didn’t have the car! Right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: All right, that’s it, we’re going to the emergency room.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: The babies are asleep, I’m sure you’ll be okay on your own for a while!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: He’s got something plastic lodged in his throat, we’ve got to go to the hospital.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: A real man wouldn’t just run to the hospital! (They don’t stop.) No! What would, what would Krog do? (They ignore her and Phoebe is left alone.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: The street, Joey is hanging out wearing his Porsche grab.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Passerby: Maybe because you’ve got the keys?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: My fault?! You threatened the judge!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, you ripped the paper out of the court reporter’s machine!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: Hi! How are the Gellers?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: The judge wouldn’t let us get an annulment! Now we gotta get a divorce!! Did a Porsch throw up on you? (Walks on.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, I’m gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, I’ll set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? ‘Cause let’s face it, we’re at Monica’s. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, that’s just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you can’t answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, you’re a lot mischievous! Well, it’ll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister now—who aren’t there! (They both have disappeared as well.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Time Lapse, the babies are finally asleep. Good for Phoebe! The only problem is, Monica’s apartment looks like a tornado, a hurricane, a swarm of locusts, fire, brimstone, hail, and giant man-eating, radioactive ants have torn the place apart. Needless to say, it’s messy enough to cause Monica to die of shock right away. Parents with small children know what I’m talking about.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Well, let’s just say that Krog will be fully equipped to destroy the universe again in twelve to fourteen hours.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself! I fed ‘em, bathed ‘em, and put ‘em to bed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I know, the babies are asleep.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Phoebe: I did it! I took care of the babies all by myself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Was the setting of Phoebe’s triumph.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Monica: But the mess!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Chandler: Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies all by herself.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: I picked up the divorce papers. Uh, I’ve already signed everything and I put little ‘X’s where you need to sign.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: You’re right. That’s very different. So let’s, let’s just sign the papers. All right? (Sits down and Rachel keeps standing there.) What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Uh-hmm. (Just as Rachel finishes signing her name, Ross yanks each page out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didn’t really, I didn’t want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldn’t be a secret, and we wouldn’t have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: No, it was on the house, it was, it was a newlywed special.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Ross: That may be the most depressing thing I’ve heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyer’s office.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Woman: (the same one from before approaches) Hi Joey.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Joey: I’d love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. She’s sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Monica, would you calm down? The credit card people said that you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought.

"Friends", season 1, episode 21

Monica: (starts for the door) Well there’s some people who do want to marry me.

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Chandler: Okay, now let’s decide who has the nicest ass.

"Friends", season 3, episode 17

Monica: Yes it is. You see I've always found the men's bathroom very sexual. Haven't you?

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Rachel: Joey, just ignore the boats all right? We’re not finished with the lesson yet.

"Friends", season 7, episode 3

Ross: All right. (reading the label) ‘Candy and Cookie?’

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

(Chandler catches the ball and starts to run upfield.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

PHOEBE: No, that's my stepdad. My real dad's the one that ran out on us before I was born.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Monica: Why would the little girl creep you out?

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

[Scene: The delivery room, everyone except Rachel is there. Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are holding the babies.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

[Cut to Monica's bedroom, they’re all eating the wax, Chandler and Phoebe, don’t like it. Joey tries some and makes a face like: ‘Hey, that’s not so bad.’]

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Phoebe: Oh! You know my friend Abby who shaves her head? She said that if you want to break the bad boyfriend cycle, you can do like a cleansing ritual.

"Friends", season 1, episode 14

[Scene: The airport, Emily is getting ready to board her flight to London.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 17

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe are sitting around the coffee table.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Missy: Yeah. We'd go to the science lab after hours!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Phoebe: And! Whoever finds it wins the prize!

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: Whatever, it’s the perfect end to the perfect weekend anyways.

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Monica: Okay, if Joey does the ceremony, then we have to find someone else to walk Phoebe down the isle.

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

JOEY: It's just that, I, I'm gonna miss Joseph. I liked him. His wife, she was hot. [Chadler pushes him out the door by the face.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

The Casting Director: Okayyyy! Anddd, go!

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: When you put a ‘D’ at the end of ‘Fine’ you’re not fine.

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Joey: Hey, everybody lies on their resume, okay. I wasn't one of the Zoom Kids either.

"Friends", season 3, episode 12

FBOB: So the light went out in my refrigerator...

"Friends", season 2, episode 10

Joey: I know! All right, I’ll see you guys over there! I’m off to fight the Nazis.

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: Y’know what? I am going to take you out to dinner tonight. I found this place that makes the greatest mozzarella sticks and jalepino poppers . (Monica doesn’t look impressed.) No? Really? They taste so good.

"Friends", season 8, episode 16

[cut to Monica telling the gang about what happened at Pete’s]

"Friends", season 3, episode 24

All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

PHOE: No, you are not, you are very attractive. You know what, I go through the exact same thing. Every time I put on a little weight, I start questioning everyting.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Sarah: Well, I kinda wanted to sell the cookies. The girl who sells the most wins a trip to Spacecamp, and gets to sit in a real space shuttle.

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I just—I wish I didn’t feel this way about Rachel anymore, y’know? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think…I think Ross feels left out. Y’know? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God… You should’ve seen the look on Ross’s face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what I’m doing here. For all I know I’m just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

Rachel: Okay. (She tilts her head back and squeezes the eyedropper. The only problem is, it's not over her eye.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 22

Chandler: And this has nothing to do with the fact that he needs a note to get out of gym.

"Friends", season 1, episode 22

Rachel: Okay, that doesn’t help me, because we went to the same high school.

"Friends", season 4, episode 2

[cut to the girls huddle]

"Friends", season 3, episode 9

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Ross, Monica, and Rachel are sitting around after the party. Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe enter.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Shelley: Well yeah! ...Oh God. I- just- I thought- Good, Shelley. I'm just gonna go flush myself down the toilet now...(backs out of the room) Okay, goodbye...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

Rachel: Ugh, I just gotta get the thing back!

"Friends", season 7, episode 9

The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can’t stop filming just for you. It’s not like it’s your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

The Salesman: And?

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Rachel: No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.

"Friends", season 2, episode 1

RICHARD: Okay, last chance. (Monica throws the candy and hits some woman in the back of the head, Richard turns around and says) Again, I'm sorry.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's Apartment, Monica is cleaning up, Chandler is sitting on the couch, checking the Job offers in a Newspaper.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 10

Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Strange man: (he bounds into the house) I knew you'd be here!

"Friends", season 9, episode 17

Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to… (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-that’s just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, they’ve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if they’re watching.) Uhh what’s-what’s-what’s the matter?

"Friends", season 6, episode 14

MONICA: How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Rachel: The burping clogs?

"Friends", season 9, episode 2

Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

MRS. GREENE: ...but when all is said and done, he still drinks out of the mugs.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's. They are preparing to show Laura around. Laura is standing with her back to the window, Chandler and Monica are standing on either side of her, facing each other.

"Friends", season 10, episode 7

Ross: What? Is it the comet? (Runs over to where Joey’s standing.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

[Flashback to The One With The Jellyfish, Chandler and Monica are lying on the beach.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 21

Ross: I know! I’m saying you have to watch them all the time.

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)

"Friends", season 9, episode 19

ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.

"Friends", season 2, episode 7

Ross: I don’t know. I mean I-I guess I could. It’s just that we didn’t really end things such good terms. And if I go over there I’d be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Joey: In the dream I did enjoy the closeness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is returning from his disastrous weekend. He throws his bag down and sits down on one of the leather chairs, but he sits on something and picks it up and throws it away.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 5

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 13

Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.

"Friends", season 1, episode 1

Rachel: (laughs) Okay. All right, stand up. (They do so.) Well, when we’re at the door, I lightly press my lips against his, and then move into his body just for a second, and then I make this sound, "Hmmm." Okay, I know it doesn’t sound like anything, but I swear it works.

"Friends", season 8, episode 12

Blackjack Dealer: Changing one hundred! (Gives him the change.) Good luck sir.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

Lydia: Mom, we've been through this. No, I'm not calling him. I don't care if it is his kid, the guy's a jerk. No, I'm not alone. Joey's here. (pause) What do you mean, Joey who? (covers the phone, to Joey) Joey who?

"Friends", season 1, episode 23

Ross: Mona? (There’s no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Mona’s apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Ross: That’s okay. She’s still in there enjoying her fake party and uh, it’s too late to do any of the things I had planned, so…

"Friends", season 4, episode 16

Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dad’s house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is…Oh my God!!

"Friends", season 7, episode 13

Helena: (to Chandler’s back) Oh look, a standing ovation already! So early in the show. Oh turn around honey; let me see your pretty face. (He slowly turns around. Helena recognizes him.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 22

JOEY: Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. [gets the bracelet from the drawer] You put this on, you're good to go. [puts the bracelet on Chandler] Ohhh man, you are so wearin' that bracelet.

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

[Scene: Central Perk, it’s the same scene from the end of last week’s show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 2

Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.

"Friends", season 1, episode 9

Monica: Let's see. Congress is debating a new deficit reduction bill... the mayor wants to raise subway fares again... the high today was forty-five... and- oh, teams played sports.

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Carol and Susan are showing off Ben to the gang.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

RACHEL: (to Ross) She you in the parking lot.

"Friends", season 2, episode 24

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting at the couch. Ross is sitting at the table and answers the phone.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 14

Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but I’m a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that won’t quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.

"Friends", season 8, episode 2

[Scene: The Theatre, Kate is arriving for rehearsal.]

"Friends", season 3, episode 20

Ross: It’s still a gift! I got it from the gift shop!

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

(There's a knock on the door and Chandler answers it. It's the pizza delivery girl.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 19

Monica: What’s the matter?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Gunther: They already do. That’s why they call it the ‘tray spot.’

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

DIRECTOR'S ASSISTANT: Hey Sal, Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set?

"Friends", season 2, episode 12

Joey: Monica, hey, can I borrow the Porsche?

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: Okay, umm I want you to know that I have never done anything like this before. I mean, I mean I’ve been in um, relationships in general, uh but I have never done it with a student—I mean I not—not it! I mean, I mean I don’t—We haven’t done it. Uh, I mean, I mean, we’ve-we’ve-we’ve done stuff. (Paul is not amused.) Okay, okay, a joke, a joke—lighten the mood. Umm, two guys go into a bar. One of them is Irish.

"Friends", season 6, episode 21

(He removes the blanket covering the thing.)

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Joey: But Jo’s got a crush on Laurie. (Ross nods his head) Oh. You mean it’s like a girl-girl thing? ‘Cause that is the one thing missing from The Shining.

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

JOEY: Yes! And the table is mine.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Monica and Chandler are sitting on one of the chairs doing a crossword puzzle.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 16

Rachel: (surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Chandler: Oh yeah, it's so cool. (He opens his coat and has it pinned to the lining.) Now I gotta go, Officer Bing has gotta, 10-100. (Pause, softly) That's pee-pee. (Heads for the bathroom.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

[Scene: Cousin Frannie’s Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are sitting at the table, alone as a woman approaches.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 11

Ross: It’s okay man, be strong. (Chandler goes into the office.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Phoebe: You got problems because of you! Not your name! All right, this has got to stop! Chandler is a great name! In fact—yes, (To Joey) I’m, I’m sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but eh, so, I’m-I’m, I’m gonna, I’m gonna name the baby Chandler.

"Friends", season 4, episode 18

Phoebe: Hummus. I got the hummus.

"Friends", season 3, episode 2

Phoebe: Oh! It will be fun! Ohh! Yay! Oh! Okay, ooh, let’s plan the wedding reception. (She grabs the notebook which Monica used for her ideas and starts flipping page after page after page after page after page to find a blank one.) Wow! You really wanted me to do something with this van. (pause) Y’know what, I want you to take the chef job.

"Friends", season 4, episode 9

Rachel: (grabs the bill) Give me that!

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Monica: So Phoebe, why are there men's shoes by the door.

"Friends", season 9, episode 17