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[Scene: Richard's apartment. There's a knock on the door.The listing agent opens the door for Chandler and Joey.]
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
Ross: I dunno, there's just something about...
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Rachel: Oh, honey, I'm sure there's nothing wrong with the plane.
Steve: Oh, come on, you're way out of my league. Everybody in here knows it. Bet that guy over there's probably saying, "ooh, why she out with him? He must be rich!" Well, I'm not!
RACH: All right, you know what? This isn't funny anymore. There's something about me on that piece of paper and I want to see it.
Air stewardess: There's nothing wrong with the plane.
Rachel: Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
RACHEL: Basically, there's the thing, and then there's the stuff after the thing.
Chandler: I am not working. There's not much to do around here!
ROSS: No no, no, that, that's your Christmas tip, alright. Oh, hey, do you think there's a chance you could fix that radiator now?
Chandler: There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!
Ross: (to Ben) I know, I know. Everybody, there's someone I'd like you to meet. Yeah. This is Ben. Ben, this is everybody.
PHOEBE: I'm sorry, there's laughing in my head.
Ross: There's something new in the bowl.
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
Chandler: Yeah, I think that's wrong, but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. (To Monica) Hey, how about maroon?
Chandler: Ok, Janice. Janice. Hey, Janice. Look, there's no way for me to tell you this. At least there's no new way for me to tell you this. I just don't things are gonna work out.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!
(There's a knock on the door and Chandler gets up to answer it. He opens the door to reveal Monica with a turkey over her head.)
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Phoebe and Mike are watching the game. There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted.]
Joey: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby suckin' on it.
Ross: You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
Mr. Geller: 'Cause there's time to make up for that. We can do stuff together. You always wanted to go to that Colonial Williamsburg. How 'bout we do that?
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh, look! There's Monica and Chandler! (Starts yelling.) Hey! Hey, you guys! Hey! (Chandler and Monica start taking each other's clothes off.) Ohh!! Ohh! Ahh-ahhh!!
Chandler: Okay, I've been doing a lot of thinking about us, y'know a lot of uhh, us thinking. And uh, well I guess there's only one-one way to do this. (He slowly and awkwardly gets down on one knee.)
Ross: Dude, it's just "Days of Our Lives"... there's no the.
Ross: There's an image.
Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Phoebe: - and there's five hundred extra dollars in my account.
DR. REMORE: There's something I never told you Amber. I'm actually your half- brother.
Monica: Look, there's Chandler. You knew, that stupid friend of Ross'. Said I'm fat. You know I've already lost 4 pounds!
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up. [the Gellers return to watching TV and Ross goes over to Monica]
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Rachel: There's no room under the bed. (looks around because she can't find Joey anymore)
Chandler: Well, not me. But that's what's happened, and, ah, and, and there's more. We should take a trip.
Fake Monica: There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, because that's who you are.
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
Rachel: I don't know! I mean, we still care about each other. There's a history there. 'S'like you and Carol.
Janine: Sorry, there's just more room out here.
PHOEBE: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.
Rachel: (to Chandler) Well, there's a kiss that he won't forget for a couple of hours, y'know.
Chandler: I didn't get to the bathroom. I bumped into Owen on the way, and he didn't know he was adopted. And there's a slight chance I may have told him.
Monica: Ok, so there's not a magazine under the couch, or a pack of cigarettes taped to the back of the toilet tank, or a filthy video in the VCR?
Phoebe: I gotta call him. Just to talk to him, there's no harm in that.
Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!
Joey: Oh! Yeah, look there's this play all right? And I'm up for the part of this real cool like suave international guy. A real clothes horse. So I figure that everyone at the audition is gonna be wearing this kinda y'know, ultra-hip, high fashion stuff.
Monica: Well there's not much we can do.
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
(There's an awkward silence then suddenly Phoebe gets an idea.)
Chandler: (seriously) It means that we can keep trying, but there's a good chance this may never happen for us.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. There's a knock on the door, and Phoebe opens it.]
Rachel: Look-look-look-look-look, my first pay check! Look at the window, there's my name! Hi, me!
Monica: Rachel, there's nothing in it.
Joey: What, like there's a rule or something?
Monica: (looking out of the window) Oh my God. You guys! You gotta come see this! There's some creep out there with a telescope!
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
Ross: Well, he said there's definitely nothing to worry about, it's totally benign.
MONICA: This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment. There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
[Scene: Estelle's memorial service. Joey is giving a speech. Next to him is a blown op photograph of Estelle behind her desk and there's a man standing next to him.]
Emily: Ross, there's one thing that really scares me still.
Danny: I'm hungry. Wanna get some pizza? You can keep yelling if there's more.
MONICA: There's a game?
GIRL 1: Oh, there's our stop.
Joey: Monica just called from the cab. She said they should be here any minute. And apparently, there's some big surprise.
Monica: Look. I'm sure there's some friendly way to reconcile this! Um, have a seat. First of all, we haven't been introduced, I'm Monica Geller.
(the scene starts.Joey enters and there's a girl wearing a wedding dress near a bed)
ROSS: Well, there's no way I'm gonna get a shot. Maybe they can take the needle and thquirt it into my mouth, you know, like a thquirt gun.
LIPSON: I'm sorry Mr. Geller. But ya know, there's an old saying, 'Sometimes monkeys die.' It's not a great saying but it certainly is fitting today.
Nurse: All right, all right, there's a few too many people in this room, and there's about to be one more, so anybody who's not an ex-husband or a lesbian life partner, out you go!
Monica: Hey, where are all my ovulation-sticks? There's only one here.
JOEY: Yes! There's still pie.
CHANDLER: There's the man.
MNCA: There's an ad for a naked chef?
Phoebe: (turns around) Um, that's it. No. Hey! You! J. Crew guy. Yeah. Why have you been following me? I mean, all week long everywhere I look there's you.
Monica: Oh, hi, Ross. Yeah. There's someone I want you to say hi to. (to Chandler) He just happened to call.
RACHEL: And there's a peach cobbler warming in the oven so the plate's gonna be hot but that shouldn't be a problem for you.
[There's a bang at the door.]
Joey: All right, All right, let's just get this out in the open okay? You're hot. I'm lovable. Clearly there's a vibe going on between us. But, we're roommates and it's a huge mistake for us to continue down this road.
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
Frank: No-no ah, everything's okay. Everybody's healthy there's 30 fingers and 30 toes.
Ross: No wait, okay, okay, I have an idea. I want you to get on the swing, okay? And you'll see that there's nothing to be afraid of.
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
ESTL: Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
RACHEL: Well, there's you.
RACHEL: There's more alcohol, right?
Chandler: Yeah, and there's a bowl of cranberry sauce that... (speaking lower to Monica) what happens to cranberry sauce?
JOEY: OK, uh.... listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. The network casting lady...
Charlie: Oh God! I am so sorry, but... (she puts her hand on Ross's cheek) I mean it's... there's so much history between us, you know...
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Phoebe: I wouldn't say never, you know there's that guy (pause) well what about (pause) ok well there's gotta be someone.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
CHANDLER: There's another carton right over there.
Joey: Okay. Rachel and Phoebe are already there, okay? So they probably started without us. We could just slip in and no-one needs to know where we were! (he raises his hands and on his right one there's a Rangers foam finger)
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
Ross: It's not that easy, there's still a lot of relationship stuff.