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Monica: Wait a minute, I think Phoebe's right. You know I hear someone else in there with him.
(Phoebe starts to listen at the other wall, where Rachel's room is. There, Joey and Rachel are kissing.)
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Rachel: Yeah, sure... (looks outside into the corridor if Joey is there)
Chandler: Okay, well we'll go back in there, but will you do one thing for us? The people that care about you?
Chandler: Wish I could switch with someone. I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there.
Phoebe: You know what, we're gonna have sex. Let's just leave it there.
Ross: Hey, if there is ever, anything I can do for you...
[Scene: Mike's apartment. Phoebe's there and the phone rings.]
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
Chandler: Again, let's journey back... As I recall what Rachel said, was she had never notice the shape of your skull before. And Joey... Well, Joey didn't realise that there was anything different.
Ross: (gasps) Hi... There she is. Hi Emma. Oh my God, I missed you. (kisses her) Oh Emma, I missed you so much. Hey... Did you have a good time with grandma Green? Huh? Did she give you a bottle of anti-depressants again to use as a rattle? (to Rachel)
Chandler: Honey, you've been in there for a long time... Is everything okay?
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Phoebe are there, both ready to break up with their significant others.]
Ross: Eww! No!! Her ear! All right, Monica categorizes her towels. How many categories are there?
[Scene: A Hospital Reception, Monica and Pete are there.]
Chandler: (Slightly panicky) Yeah, but what if it's not? What if there is a reason why we can't have a baby?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there with Bonnie, as Rachel enters.]
Monica: Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesnt show up by then, then just come on home.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Well, Im there too!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Joey: And there it is.
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
[Cut to Central Perk, the entire gang is there.]
Chandler: Look all I know is when Monica and I went to see them, we had fun! And theres another reason too.
[Scene: Beatrice Bridal Shop, Monica and Phoebe are there to pick up Emilys dress.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
Chandler: So how's it going there in Financial Services?
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Chandler: OK, is there a mute button on this woman?
Monica: There it is. Joey, what are you doing?
Joey: All rightoh! Listen, I know this is your party, but Id really like to the number of museum geeks that are gonna be there.
Chandler: (writing) Monica, there are no words (To Joey and Ross) There are no words! This should not be this hard!
[Cut to Monica and Rachels apartment, all are there.]
Joshua: Need uh, need a little hand there.
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. He’s there and Phoebe comes in.]
Ross: There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?
Phoebe: Oh I know, Ive been there. I remember toward the end
Phoebe: (screaming) Toll-booth! Four bucks. There are quarters in the glove compartment.
Phoebe: I know! I know, I opened it up and there it was, just floating in there, like this tiny little hitch-hiker!
Rachel: Well, what-what cha got there?
Joey: Hey, Bonnie had sex there!
[Scene: The Buildings Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. Theyre looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, thats realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Young Ethan: Uuh, before we get into any staying-over-stuff, there is something you should know.
Phoebe: Sting has a son that goes there too!
Joshua: There you go.
Janice: Hey you guys, umm do either one of you want to get in there before I take my bath.
Monica: (to Rachel and Phoebe) Y'know, theres a Starbucks about three blocks down.
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Chandler: Well actually uh, there was something we wanted to tell you about the wedding. Um, its going to be a small ceremony. Uh, tiny! Were not even sure why were having it.
Rachel: Yeah and there's really cute guys there.
Joey: Hey!! We are so in luck! Treeger said that we could have all this cool stuff from the basement. Wait right there. (Goes back into the hall)
MONICA: So you can't lose, it's there in the title. Wonderfullness is baked right in.
Chandler: I gotta check out this hot girl! (He heads to the window but realizes something, stops, turns and points at Monica.) There she is! (He dances over to her and kisses her.)
ROSS: Woah, ho-ho, whad'ya got there, a weapon?
Joey: I was just outside Barcelona hiking in the foothills of Mount Tibidabo. I was at the end of this path and I came to a clearing and there was a lake, very secluded. And there were tall trees all around. (Whispering) It was dead silent. Gorgeous. (Softly) And across the lake I saw a beautiful woman bathing herself but she was crying
Rachel: Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
Monica: Im sick of Japanese. Were not going there.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, the gang is all there watching Chandler.]
Joey: Yeah, I have stuff in there too.
Chandler: Okay, there are no famous Joeys. Except for, huh, Joey Buttafucco.
[Scene: Mrs. Verhoevens Apartment, Ross is back to inquire about the elder Verhoevens health or lack there of.]
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
Charlie: Well, I think he's a little out there, but he does have some interesting ideas...
Joey: Alrightalrightalright. (Kisses him. Ross takes a photo) There.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Joey: Come in. Thanks for comin back, umm, okay there have been a lot of people interested in the room, but I have narrowed it down and you are one of the finalists!
Ross: My son? Pretty serious. (Theres a knock on the door and Ross answers it.) Oh hey Katie! (The cashier from before) What uh, what are you doing here?
[Scene: Elizabeth Hornswoggle's apartment; Ross is there on his date with her. They are sitting on the couch watching a movie. Ross is obviously hot.]
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Rachel: Anyway, theres this big charity ball this weekend and Ralph Lauren bought a table, so I kinda have to go
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, and Monica are there. Rachel is reading everyones horoscope.]
Chandler: (to Ross) You be cool. (He opens the door and lets her in as they all turn there backs on her.)
Joey: Ok, let me stop you right there. The Mets suck, ok? You wanna see the Yankees.
Joey: Oh, man, she loved it! She's over there showing Monica and Rachel right now.
The Interviewer: (returning) So, as Joeys friends, is there anything that you guys think our readers ought to know?
MRS GREEN: I mean, this is no offense to your dad, sweetie, but I was thinking there might be more.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Joey: Uh, can I talk to you for a second, over there?
Rachel: (yelling) Joey, there is a reason that Emma loves that stupid penguin so much (Joey covers Hugsy's ears) Oh don't cover its ears! (stops yelling) It's because it reminds her of her uncle Joey!
Chandler: There it is.
Ross: Yup! You could plunk me down in the middle of any woman's uterus, no compass, and I can find my way out of there like that! (snaps fingers)
PHOEBE: Yeah, is there a hair on it?
Joey: There was a ring, in a box, on my nightstand, after you left, it was gone!
PHOEBE: Ok, there is no top. That's the beauty of Smelly Cat. Um, why don't you just follow me?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there]
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is there except for Rachel and Ross, who both come storming in. Rachel is still going off about Rosss secret marriage.]
Ross: No, no, no, no, no, I don't want to know, absolutely not. I think, you know, I think you should know until you look down there, and say, oop, there it is! (pauses) Or isn't...
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Rachel, Chandler, and Phoebe are there.]
Emily: Thats just halftime, theres more of this.
Chandler: Yeah! Anderson just scored again! (To Phoebe) Theres no Anderson.
Rachel: I mean I think Id say no to anybody right now. (Hearing this Gunther swoops back to cleaning tables.) Oh, but it was so strange. I mean Im standing there with this charming, cute guy, whos asking me to go out with him, which Im allowed to do, and I felt guilty. Y'know, like Id be cheating on Ross or something.
[Scene: The Launderama, Rachel is there, waiting for Ross. An old woman takes Rachel's clothes off the machine and begins loading it with her things.]
Monica: He had to go, theres a deer just outside eating fruit from the orchard.
Pete: Theres one thing missing.
Rachel: Oh. Oh. Well there you go. Whew! (Pause) That isthats greatthat is really great-great news. (Pause) Yknow cause the whole not being ready and kinda the financial aspects, all that. Whew. Wow, this is so just the way it was supposed to be. (Starts to cry.) God.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are there. He takes off his glasses and starts chewing on the ear piece.]
Mr. Geller: There was also leaves and guk and stuff.
Ross: So uh, have a great time down there.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
Chandler: Yeah, I believe I was talking to Joey, alright there, Mother-Kisser? (Goes to the counter)
Chandler: To her face? Look its the end of the date, Im standing there, I know all shes waiting for is for me to say Ill call her and its just y'know, comes out. I cant help it, its a compulsion.
Monica: Ill meet you there in two minutes.