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Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Chandler: There it is.
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
Chandler: Okay, if you see a little version of me in there? Kill it!
Emily: and that was all before 10 oclock. The caterer rang and said it was going to be Chicken Kiev instead of Chicken Tarragon. And then the florist phoned to say there arent any tulips. Oh, and the chilliest has carpel-tunel syndrome. Were not gonna be
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
Joey: Yeah. (Pause) Hey, I hope Ross didnt think that we just went in there because we were uncomfortable being out here!
(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebes door.)
Phoebe: Ok, somebody is on their way to ruin wedding okay. And I have to warn somebody, alright. So if you dont give me that number then Im going to come over there and kick your snooty ass all the way to New Glocken..shire.
Mr. Waltham: Well theres one (pointing towards Jack) and theres another (pointing towards Judy).
[Camera pans to the Geller family table. Ross, Rachel, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there.]
Ticket Agent: (looking at her computer terminal) Theres one leaving in thirty minutes.
Ross: I go back there with lawn ornaments, hes going to laugh in my face.
Mr. Geller: Theres no way in hell, Im paying for it.
Chandler: The guy was hammered, okay? Theres no way, you look like Rosss mother.
Rachel: Sure, you know what? Come on, well just tell them that there was like a problem with like the "engine".
[Scene: Chandlers hotel room. Chandler and Monica are lying in the bed together talking. Theres an awkward air between them. They are both clutching the covers in from of them.]
(The guys hotel room. Joeys there. Chandler comes out of the bathroom in a robe.)
Mrs. Geller: Theres nothing to discuss. Were not paying for your wine cellar.
(The front entrance. Joey and the bridesmaid are up against the wall kissing. Rachel comes in the door and walks by Joey unnoticed. She walks into the chapel and sees Ross and Emily kissing. She looks as though she wants to cry. Emily walks away and Ross turns and sees Rachel standing there.)
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Joey: Whoaheywh-wh-what do you got there? What is that? Pie?
Phoebe: Oh, there you are Ben!
Phoebe: (looking up) There it is! Oh, look at that! Isnt Mother Nature amazing?
Rachel: Shes totally right! When we were together, you got all freaked out about Mark and there was nothing going on.
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Chandler: Sorry, my my thing was in there with me.
Ross: Aww, Pheeb, come on isnt there any relative that would have the recipe? What about, what about your sister?
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
Phoebe: Then thats not breaking the law! Im there!
Rachel: (To the woman sitting in front of her) He-he said Rachel, right? Do you think I should go up there?
Ross: The card! I think were there!
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.)
Monica: Oh wait, Chandler, come here is there anything I can do? Anything?
(Chandler throws the cue ball under there table.)
Chandler: Ooh, I dont know if were there yet.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.]
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
(Theres applause as Helena turns around and its Kathleen Turner.)
JOEY: Uh, listen Phoebs, I know you're not goin' in there but do you think it'd be alright if I went in and used his bathroom? Oh, that's fine, never mind. Cool, snow, kinda like a blank canvas.
Phoebe: (To him) Oh, well hello there.
Joey: I dont know. I guess theres just always been this distance yknowI mean we both try to pretend its not there, but it is.
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope thats cool.
Joey: (gets up) All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have.
Rachel: (stunned) And theres marketing
(There is no credits scene, just a preview of the next couple of episodes.)
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Rachel: No! There is.. there is noone else!
Ross: Uh, before we do uh, are any of Joeys special romance magazines in there?
The Fireman: Theres a reset button under the plastic cover.
Waitress: Theres a side of steamed vegetables.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: Theres still so much to do. Have you written your vows yet?
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Rachel: Oh, I gotta go back in there.
Chandler: There has got to be a way!
[Scene Joey and Janines new apartment, Janine is there. Joey walks in to see Janine bent over, stretching.]
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Monica: Oh yeah right there!
Phoebe: You want it there? You take it there baby!
Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: Hey Joe, while youre over there how about another beer for the Ross-A-Tron?
(There is a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Joanna: Because if you feel uncomfortable with your friend dating someone you work for, there are always ways to fix...that.
Monica: Groomsman, groomsman, why are you just standing there, where is your bridesmaid? (into microphone) We've got a broken arrow. Bridesmaid down! (realizes) Oh, that's me.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
Rachel: Joey? Are you in there?
Joey: I know. It was so cool when I was up there before. Me and Jim Belushi would just be crackin up about something Then I get fired off of Days Of Our Lives and he takes me down. Now hes just laughing at me. Look at him, that smug Belushi bastard, Ill
Phoebe Sr: Take it easy--if you want, theres cookies on the counter, or, or--sangria! (jumps up) I can make sangria!
Rachel: Okay Phoebe calm down, theres no need to place blame. Okay? (To the fireman) I warned her about those candles.
Chandler: I wish there was an easier way for us to have a child but I don't think there is one.
The Instructor: Okay ladies, that ends todays class, and lets remember, lets be safe out there.
Phoebe: Oh there it is.
Pete: Well don't forget that fiches over there by Rachel.
Chandler: Ill be in there. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Ross: (stopping quickly) Oh umm, theres also a book here by a woman named Wendy Bagina. (They both laugh, but stop when the hear moaning coming from the next aisle.) What is that?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Joey are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: No, I know, but Ihe just went on. He's right there, he's got the blue jacket on, I... can I j-just...
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Ross: Yknow what? I can easily get out of this, but there is a chance you can get very, very hurt!
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
(Joey sticks his head through the gap. Monica and Chandler are now sitting at the dinner table. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)
CHANDLER: Well, ye, yes, actually, but, uh, they were my Aunt Edna's, and there were three of us in there.
Emeril: (on TV.) Now maybe you just like wanna but the whole duck in there! Who cares, y'know? Now I got the legs
Ross: Sure, we don't live there but...
Joey: All right! Now hey, I need to use the bathroom. Since I dont need any assistance in there, take a break!
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Mike: And there is Kevin.
CHANDLER: Yeah.� I feel so bad.� Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?
Chandler: Thats still in there?!
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, Ross, and Monica are there.]
Mr. Geller: Ok, I have dandruff. Theres no need to laugh and point.
Monica: (runs over to her) I tried to reach you at work. Theres....been a fire.
Chandler: (scared) Is there a puppy here?
Joey: Not much to tell there Im really shy.
Man At The Wedding: But there was no flash.
(Theres a knock on the door and Joey answers it to Wayne.)
Ross: Is there a hopping bonus?
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Everyone there says: Hi, hey.
[Scene: Central Perk. Frank Jr., Phoebe and the triplets are there. The triplets are now sleeping on top of each other on the couch.]
Phoebe: Hey there, you handsome thing. (Rachel and Phoebe exit.)
Rachel: Oh okay, I see what youre doing there.
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Monica: Because there are so many terrible sights in this world.
Monica: No! You dont know the system! Therell be nobody messing with the system!
The Director: (answering the phone) Hello. Oh! Its you. Just ah, just one-one sec. (to Joey and Kate) I am going to take this call. When I continue, I hope that there will appear on stage this magical thing that in the theatre we call, committing to the moment! (He goes to take the call.)
Chandler: If its not, then theres two of them. And that would mean its the end of the world!
Monica: Well do something! Get in there!
Woman: (to her friend) He has the most amazing Porsche under there!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
CHANDLER: Oh yeah, you got the big TV. We'll be over there all the time. . . [Chandler gives him a look] except when we are here.