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Ross: Ok, I gotta say. I mean, it means so much to me that you guys are coming all the way over there to hear me do my speech! UH! And I've a surprise, uh... I had to pull some strings but I was able to get everyone passes to the entire conference! That's right! (he gives them their passes) This babies will get you into all the paleontology lectures and seminars.
Joey: I know, there are gonna be some pasty folks by the pool tomorrow! (A woman goes towards them)
Phoebe: Oh, I should go, too. Oh, now... tomorrow do you guys wanna share a cab to the airport or should Mike and I just meet you there.
Chandler: David, let me stop you there 'cause I think I see where this is going. I'm not very good at giving advice. So if you want advice, go to Ross, Monica, or... Joey, if the thing you wanna advice about is pizza toppings or burning sensation when you pee.
David: Sorry, I just... I wish there was something I could do, you know? Well, you know Phoebe...
Charlie: There's an indoor pool, you can swim there! (Ross agrees)
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
Monica: Well, if you hadn't meddled to start with, I wouldn't have had to go in there and meddle myself. Now, no matter how much we meddle, we will never be able to un-meddle the thing that you meddled up - in the first place!
Joey: Not enough pills in the world, Rach. What about you, you're the single one, seen anybody in there you like?
Rachel: Well, let's see. There was a really big guy that I was talking to, with the really nice breasts...
Joey: But what about back home, anything going on there? Anybody you like?
Joey: There it is, you're blushing!
David: That's fair, you've had a long trip. (he leaves his seat to Mike, and stands there looking for a chair. He finally goes to Monica and Chandler's table)
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
Ross: ... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...
Charlie: (walking in) Hey! There you are!
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Monica: Yknow, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.
Chandler: Now, theres two reasons.
Monica: So guys, listen, I go over there, and umm...
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. The table is set, and there's food on the tables again. They're all there, toasting.]
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
[There was no closing scene, only a preview of the wedding.]
Janine: Is there something wrong?
[Scene: At Chandler and Joey's. Ross and Chandler are there. Ross is watching wrestling.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Chandler and Ross are there. Monica enters]
Chandler: Uhh, Joey's grandmother is right there. (Points)
MONICA: There is no alley behind Macy's.
Rachel: (looking at his butt) There it is. (They hug.)
[Scene, Central Perk: Rachel, Ross and Monica are there]
CHANDLER: OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping we wouldn't focus on that. [Joey goes to his room and shuts the door] Hey, c'mon man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my. . . [notices the bracelet is missing from his wrist] wrist. But if, if you want to stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there. [he starts searching the room, lifting up the couch cushions]
Rachel: The whole night was horrible, it was pouring down rain, and when I got there, there was no Rachel Green on the list, but there was a Rachel Greep.
Chandler: No, just knowing you're gonna be there is enough.
Chandler: Honey, there are like 20 tickets on the nightstand!
Joey: I dont know, maybe I cant. I mean, maybe theres something wrong with me.
Rachel: Ross said my name up there, I mean, come on, I just cant pretend that didnt happen can I?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.]
Ross: Oh, fire! There, theres a fire! Fire!!
Joey: That's right, he almost could. Which is exactly how I got stuck there.
[Scene: The delivery room, Rachel and Frank are there.]
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Rachel: They sent me home from work. They were like, "Start your maternity leave now! Just rest, get ready for the baby." Well yknow what? Screw em! If they dont want me there, Ill just hang out with you guys.
Young Ethan: Well, think about it. It's always on the news. 'A man is being held up, at gunpoint.' 'Tourists are being terrorised, at gunpoint.' And I just kept thinking: why does people continue to go there? (He checks his watch.) Oh, ah. I should go.
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
[Scene: Chandler's hotel room, he's sitting there with Joey who's talking about his helmet and running his hand through that feathery thing at the top.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Janine and Chandler are there]
Monica: Well, if you dont have anything to copy, why are you going down there?
Monica: I don't need an actual man, just a couple of his best swimmers. And there, there are places you can go to get that stuff.
Monica: Hey, maybe I'll drive you up there! I'd like to buy some tickets myself!
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Rachel are there as Ross enters.]
Ross: now when they found the remains of the Mesozoic Mastodon they discovered what appeared to be the remains of a Paleozoic Amphibian in its jaws! How did it get there?!
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Phoebe: Not if I get there first.
Monica: We are there!
Joey: Or ha-ha, we could go over there and pee on them.
Ross: oh boy you got mad at that part. I went over there to tell him how great you are but you know me BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, and I ended up telling him that.
Ross: Hey, whatd you guys do to get up on there?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Monica, and Ross are there.]
Chandler: Is there any chance you didnt see that?
Phoebe: Oh well, what do you know, there goes my identical twin sister. Just walkin' along looking like me. What, is this just like a freakish coincidence, or did you know she takes this train?
Chandler: Y'know what, hes right. Theres something like uh, ammonia in that, that like kills the pain.
Phoebe: Hi, its Phoebe. Listen someones gonna have to take my 9:00 with Mr. Rehack, cause its like 9:15 now, and Im not there.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: Yeah, and could you please chop some up and just put it right there in the sauce?
RACHEL: Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not want to have sex.
Monica: So-so there is no party.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment, everyone except Joey is there.]
[Scene: Mr. Treegers apartment, Joey is there to suck up.]
Phoebe: Oh Joey, weve heard the specials three times! Okay? Theres prime rib, mahi mahi, and a very special lobster ravioli. (She grabs his menu and hands it to the waiter.)
Tour Guide: Oh, he wont sit here. Only the people in the white coats sit over there, (Points to there table) and only the people in the blue blazers sit here.
Joey: I hate Pottery Barn too. They kicked me out of there just because I sat on a bed!
Kate: Nooo. And theres really no reason he should find out, so ah lets not make a big deal about it, okay?
Chandler: So shes just waiting over there for ya?
Joey: Thank you. Wait-wait-wait-wait, you see me again. Hang on, the guy's butt's blockin' me. There I am, there I am, there I am, there I am, there I am
Phoebe: Yeah, uh-huh, there was nothing. (Pause) Can I get some water?
Chandler: (To Joey) Look there is no way youre doing this wedding now. Okay?
Phoebe: Why dont you go up there and ask him to step lightly, please?
[Scene: Restraunt. Joey and Erica are still there.]
Monica: Yeah, well you call her and tell her that yknow when we were kids her precious little Frannie tried to undress me several times, okay? And if I hadnt have stopped her, there probably wouldnt even be a wedding to go too.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, they are all there eating breakfast.]
Joey: Theres a lost and found? (Gunther sets the box up on the table.) My shoe! (Grabs it out of the box.)
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Monica: Hi, Chandler. There you are.
Rachel: (Glances at Joey and then sips his coffee) There. Now there is.
(Theres a knock on the door and Ross enters.)
Chandler: (spotting her) Oh-hey-hey-hey! There you are!
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]
MONICA: Ya know what, I think I'm gonna go to my room and read Cosmo, maybe there's something helpful in there. Know what, at least maybe I can learn how to do an at home bikini wax with leftover Cristmas candles.
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are there as Rachel enters.]
Phoebe: (finishing removing her bra) Okay, there.
Rachel: Oh there is no way.
Joey: Yknow I dont think you should be talking at all in there! I think youve got to much thinking to do to be talking and making jokes!
All: I dont have anything. (All of the rest of the women there hide their gifts behind their backs.)
Rachel: Oh Ross, hi! Hey, how are ya? There you are!
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Ross: Look, you'll get there. You're an amazing chef.
Joey: And, uhh, maybe the watering can there.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's office. Monica is there.]
Chandler: Theres no back to this couch!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Phoebe: Oh, its bad. Its really bad. The only thing in there that isnt burned is an ass. Which I do not remember buying!
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Ross, and Rachel are there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
(Theres an awkward silence.)
Janice: Im telling you Rachel, listen to Janice. They all say theyre gonna be there until they start their real family.
Rachel: Get your hands out of there! No!
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey is there.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Joey and Chandler are there, waiting for their dates to show up.]
Gunther: (In his head) Say Rachel, I was wondering if youd like to go to a movie with me sometime. As my lover! Nnnsch, to out there. Maybe youd just like to ah, get something to eat with me sometime? As my lover.
Monica: Oh my God, that place has the creamiest frosting! I use to hitchhike there when I was a kid.
Rachel: Well yeah, but then I remembered I started it and there was this pep rally and I was, I was on top of the pyramid but anywayumm, what is this book about?