words in movies
Chandler: We are supposed to make these decisions together! Did you not watch the Doctor Phil I taped for you?
Monica: Okay, I'm gonna go check on something across the hall. You start by washing these (she gives Chandler a bowl with cranberries. Then, while she's going outside, she sees him with a bottle of soap in his hands) Not with soap!! (she leaves)
Rachel: All right, okay. Alright, let's give to these babies something to cry about!
Joey: Ohhhh! These seats are great!
Rachel: All right, well, you're right, these are the best oatmeal cookies I've ever had.
Phoebe: Oh please, these guys, we haven't even moved in yet and they have us picking out china patterns. (Mike seems to gag a little...and laughs nervously. They begin to leave. Phoebe bolts back)
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Phoebe: But ifno look, okay. These jerks might not care about you, but the universe does! And that says a lot!
WAITER: (with tray and two drinks)� Excuse me.� Um, these are from the two gentlemen at the end of the bar.
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.
Rachel: Well, I dont know. I called all the people in Monicas phone book and these are the only ones who could show up on 24 hours notice.
Ross: Ohh, these are pretty good.
Joey: Oh my God! How many of these things did you have? These are pure vodka.
PHOEBE: I sense these things. It was either but or butter.
Ross: ...and these come in the shapes of your favourite Christmas characters, Santa, Rudolph, and Baby Jesus.
Ross: Look, look, theres got to be a way we can work past this. Okay, (takes a hold of one of her arms.) I cant imagine, I cant imagine my life without you. (Both of them are starting to cry.) Without, without these arms, and your face, and this heart. Your good heart Rach, (drops to his knees and hugs her around her waist) and, and....
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Frank Jr.: Yeah, I really cherish these moments, 'cause before you know it, they're gonna be awake again.
CHANDLER: Alright, I hope you realize you're not getting these underpants back.
Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.
ROSS: Hey, let's bring the rest of these down to the truck.
Rachel: And all these people actually died?
Rachel: Do you guys want these?
Rachel: (refers to the table) What are these?
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Ross: (looking his elbow, where there's a patch) These aren't suede.
JOEY: What are these, like famous chickens?
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Ross: (he starts reading directly from his cards word for word very quietly) "There are three primary theories concerning sediment flow rate. Each of these theories can be further subcategorized into two distinct "
Rachel: No? Yknow, I can tie one of these into a knot using just my tongue.
Chandler: But Ill tell you something. One of these days were get off of our buts and rent Die Hard again!
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Ross: Theres no or in mind. What is wrong with these pants?!!
MNCA: Now, in some of these recipes, the quantities may seem just a little unusual, uh, like these coconut mockolate holiday nut bars. I've indicated four cups of coconut, and four cups of crushed nut, and only, uh, one tablespoon of mockolate.
The Salesman: (laughs) You need these books.
Ross: (squatting and reading the instructions) I'm supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm guys. I have no brackety thing, I see no whim guys whatsoever and- I cannot feel my legs.
Receptionist: (on phone) Hold on. (To Chandler) Fill these out, sit over there. (Tosses him some forms.)
Rachel: I know... Honey, seriously, I did it all. The luggage that I'm taking is in the bedroom, this is Emma's Paris stuff, these are the boxes that I'm having shipped, and that's the sandwich that I made for the plane...
Joey: Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.
Phoebe: To see if know what these guys are talking about.
Cassie: Ill always remember that summer, because its when I got all of these freckles. (She pulls her blouse open to show him her shoulder and bra strap.)
Monica: Oh, is that so? Ok. If that's really what you want, then here... I give you the headset. Well, I don't really want to give you the headset. Well I guess if you're taking over, you should probably return these messages. (hands her a stack of papers with messages and calls to return)
Mrs. Geller: Chandler! Youve been Rosss best friend all these years, stuck by him during the drug problems. (Ross gets disgusted.) And now youve taken on Monica as well. Well, I dont know what to say. Youre a wonderful human being.
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
ERICA: Oh Drake, you are so talented, let me see those hands. Oh these hands, these beautiful hands, oh I could just eat them. . . but I won't.
Chandler: But I am willing to offer her all those things. This was just a plan, yknow? A way to throw her off course so that when I offered her all these things, shed be surprised!
Rachel: Oh, come on! We know what these are worth.
Rachel: Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days.
Chandler: (Chandler looks around the place and his eye gets caught by Richard's video collection) Look at these videos. You know, I mean, who does he think he is? Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke... Oh my God!
MNCA: What these? [holding up liquor bottles] Oh, these are, um, for.. cuts and scrapes.
Chandler: Well yeah! But now that I know that youre having these thoughts, Im back to panic, anxiety, and uh Im definitely gonna need some kind of sports drink.
Joey: Ah, now Rach, these ah, these little women.
Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valentes.
Chandler: See thats where I think that youre wrong. Weve been playing these babies man for man; we should really be playing a zone defense.
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Monica: Chandler? I was just in our bedroom and I found these (she holds the furry handcuffs) on my pillow.
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Phoebe: Who the hell are all these people?
Joey: Uhh, I dont believe in these crazy diets yknow, just everything in moderation.
Monica: Hey Rach, arent these candlesticks (holds up a pair) mine?
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
Phoebe: These are her earrings.
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Hums While He Pees: Hey uh, I dont mean to be presumptuous but I have these two tickets to the ballroom dancing finals tomorrow night if you want to go?
Joey: Noooo. No-no-no, these babies sell themselves.
JOEY: It just seems so futile, you know ? All these women, and nothing. I feel like Superman without my powers, you know? I have the cape, and yet I cannot fly.
Monica: What about these? These look the same?
Monica: uh huh.. I mean these things happen. Its' just a plate. Its not like somebody died.
Chandler: I hear ya, Mugsy! But look, all these rooms are fine okay? Can you just pick one so I can watch-(realizes)-have a perfect, magical weekend together with you.
Phoebe: Oh wait, one sec. One sec. (Goes to the mirror) Hey you! Behind the glass! Who are you looking at! I've always wanted to say that when I was in one of these rooms, (sees the look on his face) which was never!
Rachel: Oh, god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.
Chandler: Yeah I know, but I was really confused and then I talked to these guys. (Turns to look at Ross and Joey.)
Phoebe: Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Monica: That would be a terrible punishment. But, I'm serious, I've never seen these before.
Phoebe: Oh, look! And we get these free t-shirts! (she takes a t-shirt which was on the counter)
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Rachel: All right listen ball boys! My grandmother had one of these when I was a little girl and it was the sweetest thing! I mean it was so cute, it would sit in my lap and purr all day long, and I would drag a shoestring on the ground and he would chase it!
Chandler: I know, I still am one of these.
Rachel: You remember when we got these?
Ross: ... and while there are certainly vast differences between these Mesozoic fossiles and the example of Homo erectus...
Joey: And a couple of these little tiny boxes.
Chandler: Huh! So that's what I would look like if I worked out... and was being serviced by a policeman. You're not actually going to send these out are ya?
Cop: Yeah. I mean, I coulda done it better, but these people keep staring at me.
David: ...But, you can't actually test this theory, because today's particle accelerators are nowhere near powerful enough to simulate these conditions.
Joey: Its been a while, huh? Wow, its funny these halls look smaller then they used to.
Ross: What can I say, you missed your chance. From now on the only person whos going to enjoy these bad boys (holds up his hands) is me. (Quickly realizes what he said and exits disgustedly.)
Rachel: Op, look! Claire forgot her glasses! And she's gonna be really needing these to keep an eye on that boyfriend, who, I hear, needs to keep his stapler in his desk drawer, if you know what I'm talking about.
Phoebe: Oh no, I dont believe in Western medicine. No, if you just apply pressure to these points right here. (Shes pinching the bit of skin between her right thumb and forefinger with her left hand.) Then your hand starts to hurt and you still have a headache, so thanks. (Takes the pills.)
Phoebe: Well at least I got these sheets for Ross.
Rachel: No-no-dont! Dont leave me here with these people.
Ross: Ironically, these are the guys who were picked last in gym.
Ross: Rach, did you proofread these?
Chandler: I dunno, aren't there tests for these things, right?
Mrs. Geller: Here, sweetie, here. I took these when I had my golfing accident. (Hands Ross a bottle of pills. Then turns to Monica and pats her hair over her ears)
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Phoebe: No, you can't go there! You know how I feel about these "big massage places"! They're putting people like me out of business!
Joey: (sitting at his table) Oh, I know it... It is amazing these little things open doors... huh! (mimes opening a door with his own keys, Phoebe looks at him in a "yeah, yeah, yeah" way.)
Rachel: Who are these men?
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
The Casting Director: Umm, do you sell these bags?