words in movies
INTERVIEWER: Are they, uh, firm?
INTERVIEWER: You sure they haven't gone bad? You're sure they're not very, very bad?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica answers the door and lets her parents in. They are carrying boxes.]
ROSS: No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws. In the tank, ya know, with, with the holding and. . . Uhh, Phoebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
CHANDLER: I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now. . . [Joey returns to his room]
ROSS: Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
MONICA: Because they made me.
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
RACHEL: They had to reduce it because of, of my deviated septum.
CHANDLER: OK, I was wrong, that's what they used to cover Connecticut.
RACHEL: Ahh, so do you, beautiful. [they hug]
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Rachel: Thank you. (they walk away)
(they just look at her for a moment; then they go back to checking the tickets)
Ross: Hey! High-five! (they high-five)
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
Joey: Yeah. (they leave)
Phoebe: Yes! (they hug)
Ross: (not paying attention) Yeah, they dont like you.
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah! (they leave)
(They start playing again)
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
(They walk over to the playpen.)
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Chandler: (still helium voice) Right behind you, big guy! (they both head for the door)
Rachel: Are they right?
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(They run and hug each other.)
Phoebe: Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute.
Monica: If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)
(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
(They hug)
(They look at each other for a while)
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I cant have children!!
Ross: When they see this you'll be 52!
Monica: Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Phoebe: Great! Okay, good for you! (as they leave she slaps Rachel on the butt)
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her)
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Chandler: They left.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
Ross: Look, they must be stopped!
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
(They both slowly enter the bedroom and quickly walk back out.)
Monica: (surprised) They thought Joey was a child?
RACHEL: Hi. [Ross turns to Rachel and they hug]
Chandler: (Still looks confused) They loved it.
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)
(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joeys bedroom.)
(Ross tries to clear off the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the pockets.)
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
Phoebe: Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
(they shake hands the way friends would. There's a muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and wants to put it in his mouth.)
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
Phoebe: Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.
(They run down the street with Ross and Rachel following right behind them.)
Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)
Ross: Guess where they are?
[Scene: The beach house, its still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monicas nails, and theyre all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
(Phoebe approaches as they almost get to their room.)
CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.
[time lapse – they are still in the hall]
Monica: Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
(They walk to the kitchen; everyone is lowering their voices)
JANITOR: Word on the street - well, when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last. Ross and Chandler hurtle in. Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms. They dash up to the admissions desk. Ross is frantic.]
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
Phoebe: What? They will be!
Chandler: You know when guys hang out they dont just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Janice: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they start to kiss and lean back into Monica.)
Phoebe: Oh right, like theyre gonna let me have a passport.
The Guys: We will. (they don’t move)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
Phoebe: They went in together. So sorry.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
(They both confer)
Joey: No theyre not! Theyre ugly and stupid and delicious!
Chandler: We're getting the house. (they hug) We're getting the house.
ROSS: Yes, it was horrible. She cried. I cried. She threw things, they hit me. Anyway, I did the right thing.
Rachel: Hey, do you guys know what you're doing for New Year's? (They all protest and hit her with cushions) Gee, what?! What is wrong with New Year's?
[They stop briefly to look at Chandler, but then start fighting again.]
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
Monica: No, no, no. They say it's the same as the distance from the tip of a guy's thumb to the tip of his index finger.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are showing everyone the van they bought for the catering business. Its an old Dodge van, that has a cartoon woman riding on a dragon painted on the side of it.]
Rachel: I know. But if some guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me tonight, I'm sooo gonna let them! (They spot Chandler)
Joey: I don't think they are.
Chandler: Hey, look at this! (Holding a newspaper) Theyre lighting the big Christmas tree tonight.
Ross: Yeah, it kinda grows on you. (They both laugh.) Actually, I wanted to finish talking to you about uh, spring vacation.
(Cut to Chandler and Ross. Phoebe comes out of the ladies room and they run toward her.)