words in movies
PHOEBE: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.
PHOEBE: Ya-huh, all the time, cause they are the lightning bearers.
JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast.)
Rachel: Gee, I always heard them talk about that, I just always thought that it was a club they went to. Oh God, Im, Im sorry. (walks away)
[Outside the window, Monica and Chandler jog up. Monica playfully pushes him. They start puching and slapping harder and harder until Monica pushes him down. Chandler stands up, with a serious expression, and chases her away.]
Phoebe: Oh my God! (they hug)
Rachel: Yes!! I mean sex does not have to be a big deal! There shouldnt be all this rules and restrictions! Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever they want, whenever
Phoebe: Ok. (they walk away together)
[They keep flicking each other. This turns into slapping each other. This leads to wrestling on the floor. All the while Phoebe is saying "Happy thoughts". Eventually Phoebe gets fed up.]
(they hug)
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Ronni: Now, y'see, most people, when their pets pass on, they want 'em sorta laid out like they're sleeping. But occasionally you get your person who wants them in a pose. Like, chasing their tail, (Demonstrates) or, uh, jumping to catch a frisbee.
Chandler: Yeah, we were just talking about that. I can't believe how stupid we used to look. (They both quickly push their sleeves over their elbows.)
Monica: And when I told her that I was gonna be moving in with Chandler, she was really supportive. (To Rachel) (Starts to cry) You were so great. You made it so easy. And now you have to leave. And I have to live with a boy!! (They both break down in tears.)
Rachel: They made you head of the department!
Rachel: Thank you. (they walk away)
(they just look at her for a moment; then they go back to checking the tickets)
Ross: Hey! High-five! (they high-five)
Ross: Oh! (She kisses him) Ah. (They kiss more, and move down onto the couch. Ross's hand moves under some garbage) Aw! (His hand is covered with something brown and gooey.)
Joey: Yeah. (they leave)
Phoebe: Yes! (they hug)
Ross: (not paying attention) Yeah, they dont like you.
Monica: I highly doubt that. (they both go to the bathroom)
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah! (they leave)
(They start playing again)
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Charlie: Are they still looking for us?
(They walk over to the playpen.)
Ross: I don't think they saw us.
Charlie: I don't think they did.
Rachel: We cant find Chandler (Phoebe sticks her head and motions that they found Chandler)s vest. We cant find Chandlers vest.
Chandler: (still helium voice) Right behind you, big guy! (they both head for the door)
Rachel: Are they right?
Rachel: Well-well that's 'cause I went down there and they were all smoking. This is actually the smell of success.
Phoebe: Hello handsome. (Sees Ursula over her shoulder) Oh God. (Walks away in shame as they kiss.) Oh look at you two. So when did you guys meet?
Chandler: You got a man who's a nanny...? You got a manny...? (Monica starts laughing, but very exaggerated. Joey realises they also should laugh and punches Ross. Now all three of them laugh, but very fake. Chandler seems happy again.)
(They run and hug each other.)
Phoebe: Well, they may be a handful, but they're so cute.
Monica: If we wanna get on camera, I think we have to get up on one of those platforms. Theyve been taping those people up there all day.
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
Monica: (to Chandler) Hey sweetie! (they kiss)
(They slowly and hesitantly move their lips together and kiss gently. Phoebe has her eyes wide open in shock and Chandler is squinting. He finally breaks the kiss after only a short while and pushes Phoebe away.)
Chandler: The reason we havent told them were together is because they hate me, okay? So will you fix this?
(They hug)
(They look at each other for a while)
Chandler: What a minute, I know that hat! I was taken aboard that hat! They did experiments on me! I cant have children!!
Ross: When they see this you'll be 52!
Monica: Okay! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) Ohhh no!
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Phoebe: Great! Okay, good for you! (as they leave she slaps Rachel on the butt)
Monica: They cant all be bad. (To Chandler) Find the one where you make your bedroom eyes. Ohh, there it is.
Paolo: Ah, poke (Paolo touches Rachel's nose) a (touches nose again) nose, mmm (they rub noses, then kisses her)
Chandler: (aside, to Ross) What!? They are totally ripping us off!
Chandler: They left.
Phoebe: Oh, hey, hey Nick the boxer lets see what you got. All right ya, put em up. Come on. (they start shadow boxing)
Rachel: Okay. (they both look into the camera, and Ross waves.) Hi Emma. Well, your first birthday is over, and it was really...
[Scene: Barbados, Monica and Chandler's Room. They both enter from Ross's room. Monica still has her big, frizzy hair.]
Monica: (surprised) They thought Joey was a child?
Ross: Look, they must be stopped!
Joey: (in a funny voice) Yeah, so it turns out that it wasnt the hair straightener that started the fire. (Rachel prompts him on what to say next.) No-no, it was the candles. Its very not good leaving candles unattended. In fact, one of the first things they teach you in fire school is (Phoebe suddenly enters.) Uhh Uhh Okay. Well, I have to go now. (Phoebe leaves.)
Chandler: (Still looks confused) They loved it.
RACHEL: Hi. [Ross turns to Rachel and they hug]
(They both slowly enter the bedroom and quickly walk back out.)
(The gang swaps all the drinks for what they ordered as Phoebe enters. She sits down without saying hi.)
Phoebe: No! Rachel, thats what they want me to do. My warranty expires tomorrow, if I dont get through, theyre not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free! We cannot let them win! Its us versus them!
(They kiss again, and Phoebe looks at the ring.)
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
(They run down the street with Ross and Rachel following right behind them.)
Charlie: I love you too! (and they start to kiss)
(Ross tries to clear off the pool table by knocking the balls to the other end of the table, but they all bounce back, and he frantically starts to throw them into the pockets.)
(they shake hands the way friends would. There's a muffin on the table, and Ross breaks off a piece and wants to put it in his mouth.)
Phoebe: Yeah That does sound great. I'm going to get the phone. (They both get up.)
Phoebe: Where is everyone? They�re forty minutes late.
Phoebe: Oh great! And listen, could you do us a favor and not tell Chandler and Monica about this? Cause yknow umm, they dont-they dont have any kids of their own and-and this door was like a child to them.
(They both sit down at the table and the chick and the duck enter from Joeys bedroom.)
ROSS: Shouldn't the pizza be here by now?� I mean, they said thirty minutes or less.� Well, how long has it been?
(They walk to the kitchen; everyone is lowering their voices)
[Scene: The beach house, its still raining. Chandler is building a sand castle, Rachel is doing Monicas nails, and theyre all drinking margaritas, obviously bored.]
Ross: Guess where they are?
Chandler: Are you serious? (they hug)
Ross: Coffee sounds great. (They get up) Wait, so, so you live in Montreal?
(Phoebe approaches as they almost get to their room.)
CHANDLER: (on pay phone) Come on, pick up, pick up! Hello? Transit Authority? Yes, hello. I'm doing research for a book, and I was wondering what someone might do if they left a baby on a city bus. Yes I do realize that would be a very stupid charact er.
[time lapse – they are still in the hall]
Monica: Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
[Scene: The Emergency Room, Monica sits with Rachel, who is filling out an honest form at last. Ross and Chandler hurtle in. Little Marcel, wrapped in a fluffy towel, is cradled in Ross's arms. They dash up to the admissions desk. Ross is frantic.]
Phoebe: What? They will be!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's hotel room. They enter.]
Rachel: (shakes her head) I guess... Oh, I just had such an idea of what this day would be like, you know? Emma laughing and everybody gathered around her cake singing "Happy Birthday". Then we would all go into... HEY GET OUT OF THE ROAD YOU STUPID STUDENT DRIVER!!! (honks furiously, and Ross looks at her in disbelief and Rachel looks at him.) They have to learn!
JANITOR: Word on the street - well, when I say street, I mean those little pretend streets they have here at the zoo.
Chandler: You know when guys hang out they dont just drink some beer and hammer up drywall?
Phoebe: Oh right, like theyre gonna let me have a passport.
Janice: Well, let's go to a bad one and make out. (they start to kiss and lean back into Monica.)
The Guys: We will. (they don’t move)
[Cut to Joey and Rachel's, Ross is living with Chandler and Joey. Joey and Ross have built a fort out of boxes, Chandler enters and they stand up slowly.]
Phoebe: They went in together. So sorry.
Joshua: Nothing I uh, its just that I know that theyre still out there.
(They both confer)
Joey: No theyre not! Theyre ugly and stupid and delicious!
ROSS: Yes, it was horrible. She cried. I cried. She threw things, they hit me. Anyway, I did the right thing.
[They stop briefly to look at Chandler, but then start fighting again.]