words in movies
PHOEBE: Yeah and oh, and but there's, there's wind and the wind can make us Goddesses. But you know who takes out wind? Men, they just take it.
PHOEBE: Ya-huh, all the time, cause they are the lightning bearers.
JOEY: My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
JOEY: Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
GUNTHER: Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
RACHEL: Well not when they find out you slept with Jason Hurley an hour after he broke up with Monica.
CHANDLER: Welcome home man. [they hug and jump around]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are hauling out the porcelain dog from Joey's room. Chandler is holding the dog by the rear in a rather interesting position.]
(Just as they are about to pull away, a big, fat, bald guy pulls up in the exact same car as Ross and stops next to him.)
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I LOVE HER!!! I love her!! (They walk together and hug.) I love you, Monica.
(They kiss and both put their hands on the others face like Jessica would do.)
Emily: You are so sweet. (They kiss.)
Rachel: Oh really? So youre saying they just slid out of your bottom drawer, crawled across the floor, then jumped on to my desk?! (I think Dogbert should have a line here.)
Conan: You uh, youve worked withThey always say a performer should never work with pets or children.
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
Rachel: Yeah but yknow what they say Mon, "Theres no such thing as bad press."
Phoebe: (rapidly) Im doing okay. I think its going well. Do you think theyre having fun? Am I talking to fast?
Phoebe: They were threefold.
(Phoebe and Rachel go off to the dressing rooms. They enter one and close the curtain.)
Ross: Yknow what? I-Im not even gonna talk about this. Okay? This little thing is over. I know you have a girlfriend! Okay(Ned looks shocked)Yeah! And I know about the other professors! How do you think that makes me feel Ned?! You used me! You dont love me and you never did! (Ross turns around to make a grand exit but runs into two colleagues.) Ah Professor Winston, Professor Fredrickson, Ill be right with you. (To Ned) Dont make this worse and Ill give you a C. (To the professors) Shall we? (They leave.)
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe! Come on! You know what, it's already three o'clock and they haven't even gotten to Emma's group yet. We gotta go, we got dinner!
[Scene: The Buildings Roof, the entire gang plus Tag are there to look for a comet. Theyre looking for a comet on a roof of a New York apartment building. Yeah, thats realistic. You might as well look for the moon on a bright sunny day.]
Monica: So maybe they could umm, call the award the Monica?
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's apartment. It's just Ross and Rachel. They put the camera on a tripod in the kitchen and they are standing in front of the camera.]
(They kiss.)
[Flashback to the gang in Central Perk in The One Where Nana Dies Twice, theyre all going through an old photo album.]
Gunther: Oh umm, uh we dont sell cigarettes, but they have them at the newsstand across the street. (Points.)
(They both hug.)
Phoebe: Theyre not even touching the lasagna!
(They kiss. Ross walks away, and then fades out.)
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Monica: I love you too. (They kiss)
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
Joshua: Yeah, theyre out of town.
Phoebe: A new grocery store. The universe said I was going to meet a nice guy and thats what they gave me? (Looks up) When I get up there Im going to kick some ass.
Monica: Theyre green?
Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!
Joey: Like you wouldnt believe. (they go into the apartment) Wow! This is a great place.
Chandler: No they didnt!
(They kiss and hug.)
(They kiss.)
(They open the door.)
Ross: Yeah. (They hug again.)
(Long pause as they both look at each other.)
Chandler: They dont have those.
Charlie: Oh yeah! Hey, save the cork and then we can fill the bottle with water and put it back so they don't charge you.
Phoebe: Nuh-uh! Theyre maternity pants. They even came with a list of baby names. (Pulls out a sheet of paper which lists whos been naughty and whos been nice.) See, these names are good, and these names are bad. (Finally, she figures it out.) Ohh.
Monica: I have no idea. But look how much they spent!
(They start playing and Chandler does not suck at all)
PHOEBE: I'm just, I'm, I'm, I'm used to playing for grown-ups. Ya know, they just, grown-ups drink their coffee and do their grown-up thing, ya know, and kids listen. This is a huge responsibility. What? Are you gonna kiss me?
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
(They hug.)
CHAN: [squirming] All right, let's get some perspective here, ok? These things, they happen for a reason.
Emily: Yeah, theyre fine.
Joshua: Yknow, they ruin it for everybody.
Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Monica: Okay. (They kiss.) Okay, I cant wait! This is going to be the best Valentines Day ever! (Chandler giggles and exits.) I cant believe it! Make the presents! Make the presents!
RACH: Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about.
Rachel: Oh. (They leave, leaving just Joey and Ross.)
Phoebe: Ok. We can, um, we can burn the stuff they gave us.
Phoebe: God, I hope they kick his ass!
Rachel: (holds a pair of panties in front of Ross) Ok, Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or delicates?
Chandler: Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Rosss! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!
Monica: Just going over my toast. Those two will never know what hit em. I cant wait. Theyre going to be crying so hard. Theyre going to be fighting for breath.
Rachel: Yeah, I do. (they both run out)
Ross: They make you take an oath?
PHOEBE: I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.
PHOEBE: And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end. And there was a rotisserie with spinning chicken.
Joey: Thats her! Okay, come on! (They go over and open the door.)
(They kiss, passionately.)
[They all get in the cab and drive away.]
Phoebe: They are gonna love me.
(They start to kiss, then Rick stops suddenly.)
Ross: Yes, please! (they move and sit down on a sofa) So, what's going on?
(They both turn and wipe their eyes.)
Rachel: (gasps) Its still there! (The cheesecake they returned to Mrs. Braverman is still lying in front of her door.)
Monica: I mean theyre trying to do everything they can to make me quit, and if there were any other job, I would. But this is something Ive been waiting for my whole life.
Ross: Thanks! (They hug.) Ugh, I cant believe youre not gonna be there!
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
David: The good thing about the young kids though, theyre completely unpredictable. Which is a lot of fun as an actor to respond with. But there was one story
Ross: Erica, those things aren't free. In fact they have one of the highest mark-ups of any consumer product...
Phoebe: God. Do think it really doesnt hurt? Cause how can they do that?
Chandler: (to Nancy) Okay, thanks... (to Monica) They passed. They said they wouldn't go a penny under the asking price.
Ross: Bye. (They kiss.)
Chandler: (to Ross) You be cool. (He opens the door and lets her in as they all turn there backs on her.)
Joey: Wait up! (They both run to the bathroom.)
Chandler: Shh! (To the guy behind the counter) Nice to see you again. (They tries to walk past him.)
Rachel: Oh, yeah! Real fun. (She makes a decision.) Yknow, this bra Really, bothers me. (She starts taking off her bra.) Yknow, this used to be my bedroom. Yeah. A lot of memories in here, a lot of memories. If these walls could talk, yknow what theyd say? Wanna hear some memories? (She is now violently pulling on her bra in order to remove it, but it isnt co-operating.)
(They start to leave.)
Mona: Okay, I guess you can close the door now. (He does so and they kiss.)
Joey: Somehow they got the idea that you only invited them because of me. They feel a little unwanted.
MR. TREEGER: He musta been sweepin'. They found a broom in his hand.
Mrs. Geller: Jack, thats what they call the subway.
Eric: Absolutely. (They kiss and Phoebe heads for the door.) I love the way you kiss.
Rachel: I dont know. Yknow, they didnt get us anything.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Ross: Oh yeah its fine. I guess the more muscles you have the more they can spasim out of control.
(They grab the luggage and drag it into Joey and Rachels forcing Monica and Chandler to follow.)
(Chandler and Joey look at her, and then look back at him. They dive for Ross's hand to see what he had, and he tries to stop them from looking.)
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
Ross: The gas is odorless, but they add the smell so you know when there's a leak.
(They all hug.)
[Cut to Monica and Rachels, theyre all there playing cards.]
Ross: There was one! She's it! All the rest look like they should live under a bridge!
Ross: Yeah! (They high-five.)
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Joey: Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! (They have two of the cops on the street, then they cut to where they're entering an apartment.) Oh my God.
(They both kiss.)