words in movies
Chandler: They dont have those.
Joey: Yeah, they do! Quit being a baby and leave me alone! There, youve just had your first class!
Monica: Ugh, shes upstairs not doing the dishes! And I tell ya something! Im not doing them this time! I dont care if those dishes sit in the sink until theyre all covered withIll do them when I get home!
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Come on! They rushed into this thing so fast its ridiculous! I mean, theyre gonna be engaged for like what? A year? And somewhere along the way, one of them is gonna realise what theyve done and theyre call the whole thing off. Im telling ya, youre gonna be dancing at my wedding before youre dancing at theres.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
Phoebe: (catching it) I got it! Mine! (They both hug)
Chandler: Yep! And! A beautiful woman agreed to go out with me. (Theyre stunned.) Joey wanted to ask her out, but uh, she picked me.
Joey: (muffled) Oh, they gave it to me at the sleep clinic, and its gonna help me not to snore.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
(They hug.)
(They kiss and she starts to leave.)
Rachel: Okay, they are. (No they're not.)
(Ross continues his trek south, and when they get face to face.)
Burt: Theyre gonna fire you! You cant date a student! Its against the rules.
RACHEL: [on phone] Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat who, by the way, I think you should name Michael. And, you know, ya see there I'm thinking of names so obviously, I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. [hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket]
Phoebe: Ooh, so this is great! Rachel's gonna have a terrible date, Ross gets stood up, and then they'll realise how good they have it together.
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
(Chandler opens the door and Monica sneaks up on it. They go inside.)
Chandler: Oh, I see what you mean, that's quite nice. (They look at each other, both embarassed)
Monica: Phoebe, they didnt make you pay for those knives, did they?
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Matt: Thats a good one? (They both laugh.)
LITTLE BULLY: Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. [they all put their keys and watches in the hat and put it on a mail box] Alright, c'mon man, let's do this.
Phoebe: Oh! (They all look.) Wow!
Will: Yeah! (They high-five.)
(Decided that they are less than human as well, Chandler picks up a golf club and Monica a frying pan, to join in on the fun of beating their good friend to within an inch of his life!)
Monica: Theyre mine!
RACHEL: Do you guys ever get the feeling that um, Chandler and those guys just don't get that we don't make as much money as they do?
Phoebe: Wow! Theyre beautiful!
Monica: (almost crying) They hurt so much!
Stu: When theyre hookers.
Cecilia: (walking up) Youre absolutely right they are writing me out of the show. They dont know exactly when its going to happen, but apparently going to be very soon and thats it.
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
(They enter.)
Mr. Geller: What?! They wanted a scary story!
Monica: Okay! (They high-five and he walks out.)
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Chandler: No, no, but they are going to lease us a Ford Focus. (Monicas not impressed.) Ill get out of it.
(pause before Monica and Chandler speak, they look like they are looking for the right words)
(They start the routine. However hard I try, I really cannot describe it. You will have to watch it. Im sorry.)
Robert: (to Phoebe) So are ready for the gym? Theyve got this new rock climbing wall, we can spot each other.
JOEY: Oh, can you believe they gave Stephanie skin cancer?
Joey: Yeah! And-and things arent as smashed down as I thought they were gonna be.
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
(They go onto the set.)
Phoebe: YEAH...! How great is this...? (they kiss)
Phoebe: Uh-huh. (They go and sit down.)
Rachel: Yeah. (They go into the kitchen.)
(They flip through the pages to another picture.)
[Cut to Joey and Janines, theyre entering.]
Rachel: Oh! (They smile and the picture is taken.) Oh by the way?
Ross: Well, y'know how I'm trying to work things out with Emily. Well, there's this one thing Okay, (Rachel has her back turned to the camera, and Ross isn't looking at her.) here goes. I made a promise that-(they cut to the other camera and Ross notices something coming out of Rachel's nose)-Oh hey!
Dr. Harad: They have the honor of being born on The Fonz's half-birthday.
Monica: Theyre all Chandler.
Chandler: Yknow, itll be okay. Itll be okay. Because when they come over, I will be all charming, I will make them fall in love with me, and then well tell em.
Monica: Hey, I just whipped us up some Easy Bake treats, they should be ready in about three days.
Joey: You fell asleep!! There was no kangaroo! They didnt take any of my suggestions! Thats for coming buddy. Ill see you later. (Starts to walk out.)
Phoebe: Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you, it was just, it was so sweet. (She goes to hug them and they both flinch, thinking that Phoebe is about to attack them.)
(They both start screaming at the top of their lungs.)
Rachel: (grabbing Phoebe) Okay. Well be right back. (They go into her office and she closes the door.)
(They all hug and then turn and look at Chandler)
(They both sit down on the chairs and put up the foot rest.)
Ross: Alright, now, you sure? Phoebe just threw away two jacks because they didn't look happy...
Monica: (to Janine) Youd better hope I dont see you in the hallway!! (They exit.)
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Chandler are there. They have lots of brochures about adoption in front of them.]
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Phoebe: Okay, you guys. You guys I think I know whats going on here. Okay, you guys STOP!! (They stop.) I know that, I know that youre acting mad because you think that itll make it easier to leave. But deep down youre still really sad. Deep-deep down.
Chandler: I think I do! (They all laugh.) Thank you, Monica.
Ross: Oh! ...Yeah, they were gross. Oh, you know what I loved? Her Sweet 'n' Los. How she was always stealing them from- from restaurants.
Chandler: I'm not sure what they did, but I'm inclined to blame Enron.
Ross: Turns out them Emily is just crazy about Susan. Yeah, theyre going to the theatre together! Theyre going to dinner! Theyre going horseback riding!
Phoebe: They live on the upper east side on Park Avenue!
Joey: And Chandler I cant believe I let you pay for this one. (They hug and he whispers in his ear.) Thanks man.
Joey: They were in his office.
Joey: Its been a while, huh? Wow, its funny these halls look smaller then they used to.
Ross: Phoebe! I can't believe you gave them money! I thought you agreed it was totally unreasonable that they asked me for that money!
Phoebe: Of course we can. Congratulations. (they hug, but Joey shakes his head.) Yay! (she gestures Joey to come and join in) Joey...
Anchorwoman: (on TV) While most of us think of chocolate bunnies and baskets as traditional Easter gifts. Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents. (Joey is intrigued by the idea) Unfortunately, the sad fact remains that most of these little guys wont live to see the fourth of July. (Joey starts to call a place to buy a little baby chick) Because of as a result of improper care, they will be dead.
(They hug.)
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
(Now they kiss passionately... and then Ross enters with Emma. They freeze, pull away and look at Ross who looks like he just can't believe what he's seeing. Joey straightens his shirt, and Rachel says I'm so-oo sorry, and presses her breasts together, just like Joey did before.)
Joey: What are they doing out here? The coasts all the way over there. (Points to the coast, meanwhile there is coast behind him.)
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
(The crowd goes wild as he puts the ring on her finger. They hug and kiss this time as an engaged couple.)
Phoebe: God, they thought they can mess with us! They're trying to mess with us?! They don't know that we know they know we know! (Joey just shakes his head.) Joey, you can't say anything!
Phoebe: But you-you cant leave me with them! We-were a team! Were playing a zone! Theyre gonna triple team me!
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Leslie: I played Smelly Cat for the people at my old ad agency, they went nuts.
(They all go into the hallway.)
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Mr. Geller: So, I think youre boxes are over here. (They walk over to them.)
Monica: Why did they get divorced?
(They sit back)
Mike: You can't keep a rat in your appartment! They're extremely unsanitary, and they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
Ross: (sarcastically) I can't believe they gave you a ticket. You're such a good driver.
Rachel: What?! You mean theyre not coming to a social event where theres no men and theres no booze?! Thats shocking! I dont care, as long as my moms here.
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Mrs. Geller: Ooh, Jack....(He looks over to her) Sometimes I forget how powerful you can be. (They embrace and kiss passionately.)
Chandler: I totally understand. (They both laugh.) Can I just see your bra?
(Joey and Ross pause while they picture the event.)
Rachel: (She considers it for a second) Yeah okay. (She puts her hands around his neck and they start kissing again)
Ross: Oh, come on Rach, we will. I promise. We have more interviews (They sit down and Rachel sighs) And worse comes to worse, we can always reconsider the uhm... the first one we met with.
Chandler: Hello? It's Nancy, they responded to our offer.
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment.]
Chandler: So where are we on the whole going back to the place where they have all the marriages thing? I love you.
(They want to kiss, but just before their lips touch, Rachel pulls back quickly, gasping)
Chandler: Yeah, I know, but all of those little annoying things she did before we fell in love? Like her voice, her laugh, her personalityWell, theyre all back! Yknow? And shes picked up like nine new ones!
Phoebe: Yeah, but they didn't ask me! Y'know? This way I'm just y'know, the exotic, generous stranger. That's always fun to be.
Ross: Yeah, they all know.
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!