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Monica: Guys, hurry up! The flight leaves in four hours! It could take time to get a taxi! There could be traffic! The plane could leave early! When we get to London, there could be a line at customs! Come on!! (She runs back to her apartment.)
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Phoebe: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!
Ross: Postpone it? Emily, do you think Monica realises how much our parents spent on this wedding? Do you my sisters teeny-tiny little brain comprehends that people took time out of their lives to fly thousands of miles to be here, huh? (He puts his pants on backwards.) This isnt right.
Monica: Emily has probably been planning it since she was five! Ever since the first time she took a pillowcase and hung it off the back of her head. Thats what we did! We dreamed about the perfect wedding, and the perfect place, with the perfect four-tiered wedding cake (Starting to cry), with the little people on top. (Ross gets thrown a box of Kleenex from the bathroom and he gives her one.) Thanks. But the most important part is that we had the perfect guy who understood just how important all that other stuff was.
Phoebe: Ohh, theyre having a great time with their Aunt Phoebe! Aunt Rachel hasnt been helpful at all. So, do you miss me?
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Chandler: Id like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)
Phoebe: Yea. Can I please, please, please talk to one of the best men? This is going to be the last time I promise.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Rachel: Okay, but if it only happened that one time, how come we found your underwear in our apartment the other day?
Phoebe: All the time when you're cooking.
Monica: Probably the only time I'll ever say this, but did you see the ass on her?
Sally: It's hard isn't it? There's almost no time for a social life. I mean, where are you gonna meet someone?
Richard: Oh shoot! Maybe next time. (yawns) Thanks for a lovely evening. (shows her out)
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
JADE: Well there really wasn't much time to get used to it, you know what I mean?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Rachel: Well, first of all, Paulo and I are not back together. It was just a stupid thing I did, and if I could go back in time and do it again, well, I wouldn't. Um, second of all (Ross is laughing), what?
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
Joey: How about zero down and zero a month for a long, long time?
Chandler: Hmm, lets see if it comes up this time. (He looks at his cards and shrugs.)
Phoebe: Noooo! Ok, maybe if we just break it down. Ok, let's try at one syllable at a time. Ok? So repeat after me. "je".
[Time lapse, Ross and Joey are eating Rachels disaster.]
Ross: Hey hey, we'll be fine. We're just gonna need a little time.
Joey: Her first cookie? She has cookies all the time!
Ross: Yeah I-I dont-I dont think Im quite there yet, but I could say I looove spending time with you.
MONICA: The muscles from Brussels, wham bam Van Damme, did you see Time Cop?
Monica screaming at Ross: Forget the bubblewrap! There isn't time!
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
Ross: Ok, Michelle, it�s time to go.
Chandler: All right, I'll tell ya what, the next time you ask me a question like that I'll lie.
Benjamin: I never should have broken up with you. I think about you all the time. I mean, do you ever still think about me?
Monica: Wow, really? One time he just looked at my bra and it popped open.
Chandler: Cheese, its smelly. You must smell a lot of the time too.
David: Hi! I-i-is this a bad time?
Rachel: Yeah and honey I promise next time that I will just say good-bye and tell em youre not looking for a relationship.
Ross: Well I had a great time! Umm, Chancy on the other hand
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
Charlie: If you have the time, I'd really appreciate the help.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, time lapse, Chandler is fully dressed and slowly walking out of the bedroom with a distressed look on his face.]
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Monica: I guess, in time.
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips?
Monica: Come on! Come on! Hurry! Were running out of time! Huddle up!
[Time lapse: Ross looks likes he's been trying to fix his computer but just closes it as if giving up]
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Phoebe: Yes! I do! All the time! I love them! Oh my God! I did it! Its me! Its me! I burned down the house! I burned down the house!
Charlie: I had a great time.
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Elizabeth: Yeah, we have time off and a lot of people are going on trips
Rachel: Yeah! If you don't I will! Of course your body's gonna change. Your breasts are gonna get bigger, your ass is gonna get bigger, you're gonna lose bladder control. (she starts sobbing) God! It's just such a magical time!
Chandler: Please, one ridiculous problem at a time!
[Time lapse. Bobby is talking about his grandfather. Everyone else is virtually in tears]
Joey: All right, watch me! (he takes a full container of milk from the fridge) Okay, you time me. Ready?
[Time lapse, they're still on the ride along and Joey is just sniffing his sandwich.]
Phoebe: That's a, that's a long time.
(Time lapse)
Ross: The first time! No seriously, imagine if Carol hadnt realized she was a lesbian.
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Joey: Hey. I just saw a woman breast feeding both of her twins at the same time; it is like a freak show up here. (Notices shes wiping her eyes.) Whats the matter?
Ross: Yeah, yeah that means... you know? We just... we don't have time for this.
Ross: All right, it's time for the story of Hanukkah. Years and years ago, there were these people called the Maccabees.
(Time lapse)
Ross: I just, I hate this so much! I mean, every time I go pick her up at the airport, its-its so great. But at the same time Im thinking, "Well, Im gonna be right back there in a couple of days, dropping her off."
Phoebe: If I havent said it before: shes a lucky, lucky lady! So, where are you going towhat the mother of crap is up with this stuff? (Referring to the taffy, which shes been chewing this whole time.) Oh, God. Is it gum, is it food? Whats the deal? (she swallows it, finally) Oh, its nice! May I try a pink one?
Joey: (to Ross and Rachel) I've been here the whole time!
Ross: It didn't spend much time on the wall!!!
Rachel: This is a very critical time right now. If you feel yourself reaching for that phone, then you go shoe shopping, you get your butt in a bubble bath. You want her back you have to start acting aloof.
(She takes it out of her mouth and hands it to him as Monica returns from her room and this time forcing Chandler to put the ring in his mouth.)
CHANDLER: Ya know Phoebs, don't feel so bad for 'em. After they're done playing, I break out the little plastic women and everybody has a pretty good time.
Rachel: You know what, we just say that she said it was 5 o'clock. We'll just act casual. We're not late, we're right on time. (When she finishes talking, a note is pushed from under Monica's and Chandler's door, into the hall. Ross picks it up and reads it out loud)
Joey: Listen, the next time you talk to him, can you ask him which one the strongest Power Ranger is?
Chandler: (to Ross) Maybe you do that next time you get married!
[time lapse – they are still in the hall]
Monica: Okay, just wait, please. I promise we'll come up with something. Just give us a little more time.
Ross: Its okay if he bumps his head, kids bump their heads all the time, y'know, it was your first time babysitting, I figured you did the best you could.
Dr. Miller: 1 2 (She flinches on 2 this time.)
Rachel: Yeah, one time, when we were dating, uh we got a late checkout, he got so excited it was the best sex we ever had. Until yknow, he screamed out Radisson at the end.
Ross: Well, of course you can defend yourself from an attack you know is coming, thats not enough. Look, I studying kara-tay for a long time, and theres a concept you should really be familiar with. Its what the Japanese call (he holds two fingers up to his temple, and he does this every time he says this word) unagi.
Rachel: ...the way you owned up to everything, it just showed me how much youve grown. Y'know? I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater. Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Joey: In my spare time I uh, read to the blind. And Im also a mento for the kids.(The gang shake their heads.) Yknow a mento, a role model. (Chandler bites his fist to keep from talking.)
David: Are... are you kidding? You know, when you don't see someone for a long time, a-a-and you kind of build them up in your head and you start thinking about: Come on, don't be crazy. Nobody is that beautiful, but... well, you are. (Phoebe seems very charmed) Well, so, uhm... are you seeing... anyone? (Phoebe is still up on a cloud from what David just said)
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TIME LAPSE
Morse: You see, thats why I did so bad on this test. Im having a hard time concentrating. When youre up there (Points to the podium) and youre teaching and your face gets all serious you look so good. (In a sexy voice) You wear that tight little turtleneck sweater
[Time lapse, Phoebe is asleep, Joeys driving and having a hard time staying awake.]
TIME LAPSE
[Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the cars still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]
Joey: Okay, for next time, what do you say?
Monica: Wait a minute, Phoebe! We should be partners. We should be catering partners. I mean, think about it! You're not working right now, and we have such a great time together!
Ross: I mean, theres no point in spending time with someone if-if its just fun. Its gotta be, its gotta be going somewhere right? So where-where is it going? (Pause) Ah! Thats-thats the real question. And-and the answer is is its going somewhere fun. Now I-I know what youre thinking, fun was fine for you like ten years ago yknow, but youre-youre not getting any younger. No I meanNo not you, not you, youyou are getting younger. I meanyou-you look like youre getting younger by the secondWhats your secret?
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Monica: You don't know military time?
Ross: Because... the night you kissed Rachel was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.
[Time lapse. Monica and Rachel, fixed up somewhat, emerge from a bedroom]
Rachel: (Resenting the truth) I am not a baby! You know what? I swear to god, just because you get so uptight every time we...
Monica: All right, come on guys, lets go! Tie score, and were runnin out of time. Forty-two!! Thirty-eight!! Hike! (the timer sounds as Monica throws the ball to Phoebe.)
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
Chandler: (angrily) Well next time ask! Or at least wait for me to ask! (He storms out.)
Rachel: (laughing) Yeah, and-and you better make sure he tips you this time.
(Time lapse. Chandler and Monica are in bed now)
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?