words in movies
Chandler: Yeah Ross, I mean... we're excited to hear the speech but the rest of the time we're gonna wanna do, you know, "island's stuff".
Joey: (to Charlie) I think I've been recognized, this happens all the time!
Phoebe: Really, it doesn't mean anything. I mean, you know, Monica refers to Chandler as Richard all the time!
Monica: I guess, in time.
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
[Time lapse: Ross looks likes he's been trying to fix his computer but just closes it as if giving up]
Rachel: You know, this happens all the time to my computer at work.
Charlie: I had a great time.
Chandler: I think we have some time. Have you ever heard him talk? (doing David) "Uh, Phoebe, uh, I would be honoured, uh..." Spit it out, David!
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
(David produces the ring. At the same time, Mike walks in, behind David)
Chandler: Oh, yeah? What happened when we played last time?
Joey: (interrupting her) Hey! Don't worry about it! It was fine! I ended up having the best time with Rachel! I just felt bad for you, stuck in that room, working on Ross's speech... (pulls a face)
Mike: Oh, no! I don't think so! You know, according to standard table tennis rules if at any time a player uses his non racket bearing hand to touch the playing surface he or she forfeits the point.
Rachel: I don't know, I'm not trying to do anything, it's just, we have such a good time when we're together, you know... I mean, aren't you just a... little curious... (insinuating) what that would be like?...
Chandler: I think this is the first time in our marriage that I've felt like the more attractive one.
Charlie: I guess. There was hum... (she breathes deeply) there was another reason that I thought it was time to end it with Joey. I started to realize that I was having feelings for someone (pause) else.
Charlie: Hum, so, I started to say you something earlier, hum... (pause) There was another reason I realized it was time to end it with Joey. I kind of realized I... was starting to have feelings... for someone else.
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Chandler: Y'know, I don't know if you've ever looked up the term goofing around in the dictionary... Well, I have, and the technical definition is, two friends who care a lot about each other and have amazing sex and just wanna spend more time together. But if you have this new fangled dictionary that gets you made at me, then we have to, y'know, get you my original dictionary. I am *so* bad at this.
[Time lapse, Monica is going over to talk to Joey.]
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
[Scene: The next time at the movie set.]
Mr. Geller: Well, its time for a new family to start their memories here and hopefully their check will clear before they find the crack in the foundation and the asbestos in the ceiling.
Joey: Yes I do! And were gonna go out, were gonna have a good time, and take your mind off of childbirth and c-sections and-and giant baby heads stretching out
Joey: Thats a really long time.
Monica: (the hands still there) When-when you were little you slept through the Grand Canyon. (She actually itches her nose this time.)
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Joey: (exiting from Chandlers room with the new roommate) Everything on your application looks really goodOhh! Just one last question umm, are you and your friends gonna be over here all the time like partying and hanging out?
Monica: (chuckles) Hmm, well you're around me all the time and you don't flirt.
Chandler: (To Monica) You have no trouble telling time now right?
Phoebe: Oh? And how will you know what time to come over?
Ross: Because he called here looking for you. So don�t tell me this...this kissing this guy from work is a one time thing,ok? You�ve been out there in bars and on balconies for over a month now. And you didn�t even have the courtesy to tell me.
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Ross: Will, high school was-was a long time ago.
Joey: No! No. Dont do that, just next time make sure she really likes me.
Chandler: Dude, you have got to turn on Behind the Music. The band Heart is having a really tough time, and I think they may break up.
Phoebe: Uh, here. What time?
The Salesman: Okay, I-I get the picture. Uh, thanks, for your time. (Starts to leave)
Phoebe: Well speaking of chiming in, remember the time you burned down my apartment?
Chandler: The meaning of the box is three fold. One (holds a finger up through the air hole), it gives me the time to think about what I did. Two (holds up another finger), it proves how much I care about my friendship with Joey. And three (holds up a third finger), it hurts!
Ross: The Armadillo was actually not so thrilled about that part! Okay Ben, its time to light the Hanukkah candles! (Santa, Superman, Monica, Ben, and the Holiday Armadillo go over to the menorah to light the candles.)
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
MONICA: Wait, what about the time I hit you in the face with the Silvian's pumpkin?
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Rachel: Oh God, I really had a good time!
Rachel: Come on! We will be there for you the whole time! Just remember gal pal Rachel Green. (Excited) Ha-ha! Im gonna be in Soap Opera Digest! And not just in the dumb crossword puzzle. (Looks at Joey.) Seriously, proud of you.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Chandler: Honey, Im gonna save you some time, 200 CDs, not one of them in the right case.
RACHEL: No, why do we always have to do everything according to your time table?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse, Phoebe and Monica are playing cards as the phone rings.]
Chandler: Im gonna say this for the last time. Would you please just (He moves his arm which opens the drawer and hits in the back of the head, which proves his point.)
Monica: Really, Rachel, I was thinking of you the whole time. Look, I'm sorry, all right. I never meant for you to find out!
Tim: Last time I saw you, it was the morning I left for college. And you were just standing outside The Dairy Queen.
[Time lapse. Monica is wearing the dress and starring at herself in the mirror.]
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Lisa: From time to time.
Rachel: Oh no, it's still nap time. But she'll be up soon.
Rachel: See, Gavin, you're capable of being a nice guy. Why did you give me such a hard time?
Ross: It is time for you to give your maid of honor speech.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure. (points at Chandler, who holds up the cue ball as a Remember me? thing) Listen, can we please have lunch the next time Im in the city?
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Rachel: Well, believe me, its been a long time since Ive been flung.
Phoebe: Its time.
Joey: Okay, if Ross and Rachel ask, I've been here the whole time. THE WHOLE TIME!
Theodore: Oh no, not all the time... I do the best I can...
The Director: Cut! Alex, remember youre supposed to cry. Can you cry for us this time?
Chandler: Its picture time.
Tag: Good! Good, long time no see.
[Time lapse, still Chandler and Monica's, but only Chandler is there. Enter Ross]
Joey: Oh, y'know the same thing happened to me one time.
Monica: How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!
Chandler: I think we may have really done it this time.
Joey: It's not my first time.
Phoebe: Oh, look look look. The last candle's about to burn out. 10, 9, 8, 7... (time lapse)... negative 46, negative 47, negative 48.... (someone blows it out, the room gets completely dark)
Ross: Oh, it's-it's Marcel. He keeps shutting me out, y'know? He's walking around all the time dragging his hands...
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, (Ohh, thats the last time Im ever gonna type that line. Its just so sad.) Joey is entering, angrily.]
Susan: (To Emily) Thanks for everything, I had such a great time.
MONICA: Two it is. Ok, time for bed, I'm gonna go brush my teeth. [goes in the bathroom]
Ross: Yeah! I know! It was. Oh the only sad thing is I wasnt around when it happened for the first time.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are napping together again and both wake up at the same time.]
Courtney: This particular time when he continued to fall or yknow, try not to fall, I was in the room with Matthew and Matthew was like, "Should I do it?"
Rachel: Okay, Im just gonna go over the basic points just one more time, are you ready?
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.
Minister: Friends. Family. We are gathered to celebrate here today the joyous union of Ross and Emily. (Time lapse) Now Ross, repeat after me. I Ross...
Monica: Do this for me! Come on, I catch you looking at womans breasts all the time!
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]
Rachel: (to the flight attendant who appears in record time. It was only seconds after Rachel pushed the call button was she there. Once again, more proof that TV isn't real, IRL she would've been waiting for the rest of the flight and by then Ross's pants would be dry.) Hi!
PHOE: Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Rachel: Ooh, I just wish we hadnt lost those four months, but if time was what you needed just to gain a little perspective...
[Time lapse. The band is finishing another song.]
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Joey: More back talk. And yes, I may be borrowing a few lines from my recent unsuccessful audition for "Family Honor 2: Thissa Time Itsa Personal."
Phoebe: Yeah, we all know! We talk about it all the time!
Joey: (laughing) You fall for it every time!
Mr. Treeger: Because by the time I find it on this thing (Holds up a huge key ring with a thousand keys on it), the whole place might have exploded. If that happens at another building that I manage, people are gonna start asking questions. (To the fireman) Come on! Hurry up.
[Time lapse, Monica has joined in and is calling to get out of work.]
Erica: Uh-huh! I think it's time to kick you in the nuts and see which is worse!
Monica: Yknow, I really have to tell Rachel, but I We just have to get it over with! Yknow, the next time we see them were just gonna tell them. Okay? Thats it.
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachels arms.]
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope thats cool.
Amy: Humpf, remember him? How we used to make out all the time after you went to sleep.
Chandler: Next time you snore, Im rolling ya over!
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Mike: Oh, I made a little something. If I had more time to work on it, it'd be better, but..
Bandleader: Thank you very much! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you for the very first time, Mr. and Mrs. Chandler Bing!
RACH: Ohh, well, isn't that just lovely. That's something the two of you will be able to enjoy for a really, really, really, really, really long time.
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that, now. Its no big deal, its not even worth mentioning, you see we all do it all the time. See watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. (goes over and starts hitting her head on the post) Ow, Monica bang! (does it again) Everybody bang. (repeats) Ben bang. (repeats) Rachel bang. (repeats) Bang, Rachel bang! Oh, isnt that fun?
Joey: Oh, unbelievable! We had the best time!
[Time lapse, Chandler and Monica enter.]
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.