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'TO' in a movie sentence | examples for 'TO' from movies

Phoebe: You’ve got to get out of here! Save yourself!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: No you’re not! Not to me!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Y’know what? I think that’s enough for now. Yeah. I don’t want to be over rehearsed.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: (tremendously overacting) Fine! I’ll do it without you! (Joey gives her thumbs up) I don’t need you or anybody else! I’m gonna make it on my own! (Joey closes the door to his bedroom.) You’ll see!! You’ll all see!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: (To Joey) So uh, what’s this thing you’re auditioning for?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: Huh—Wait so Joey if you get this, you’re gonna be like the star of your own TV show! I mean you’ll be like the Big Cheese! (To Phoebe) Or the Big Mac—Hey! You love those!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there to watch Joey's first scene as Dr. Drake Remoray.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Yeah, and oh she's really nice too. She taught me all about how to work the cameras, and smell-the-fart acting.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one. So while you're thinkin' of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this. (Does this intense look where it looks like he's smelling a fart.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (on stage in an Austrian accent) Vell, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here, and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear. (He goes into a song and dance number.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey:  C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross:  So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to Joey about to leave for his audition for Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Yeah-yeah, it’s down to me and two other guys.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: I’m just so nervous! Y’know? The callback isn’t until tomorrow at five. I feel like my head is going to explode!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: Yeah, none of us have to deal with pressure at our jobs.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Thus starts another series of flashbacks all dealing with the pressure the rest of the Friends have to deal with in their jobs. The first flashback is from The One With The Stoned Guy.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Interviewer:  So, uh, what are you going to do next?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel:  (on the phone) Monica, I’m quitting! I just helped an 81 year old woman put on a thong and she didn’t even buy it! (Pause) I’m telling you I’m quitting! That’s it! I’m talking to my boss right now! (Pause) Yes I am! (Pause) Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Yes I am! Okay bye, call me when you get this message. (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: (jumping to his feet in anger) What?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: You-you-you-you (trying to remain in control) threw my sandwich away!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut to an outside shot of the museum.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut to a shot of a park.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to Central Perk.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is there talking to the chick and duck.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh come on guys, it’s not like I moved to Europe! I just moved across the hall! And we would have you over all the time if it weren’t for (struggles to get this out) Monica’s allergies. (The duck quacks.) You’re right, I could never lie to you. She hates you. (The phone rings.) Should I get that? (Laughs, then answers the phone.) Hello? (Listens) Uh no, Joey’s not here right now. Can I take a message? (Listens) Yeah, okay so the audition has been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? (Listens) Okay great. (Listens.) Bye. (Hangs up the phone and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle on the door but Monica walks in and forces him to jump out of the way.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: We’re supposed to meet my parents in 15 minutes.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh right, your allergies. (Monica leaves and to the chick and duck) All her, she hates you. (Chandler leaves without finishing the message for Joey.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) What are you talking about? The audition’s not ‘til 5:00! (Chandler suddenly remembers and looks at the unfinished message then tries to sneak over and finish it as Joey listens.) Well, nobody told me! (Listens) Who’d you talk to? (Listens and turns around to see Chandler trying to finish the message.) Nevermind! (Hangs up.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: How could you do this to me Chandler?! This part could’ve turned my whole career around!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Which I bought for ya. Taught ya how to use it. You thought it was a copier. Look, if there was anything I could do, I would do it. Okay? But everybody’s allowed one mistake, right?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller!  The eyesore from the Liberace house of crap!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler:  Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Over the line?! You-you’re-you’re so far past the line, that you-you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to Joey and Rachel’s apartment.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Chandler proceeds to point out Joey’s errors in this forth set of flashbacks. The first flashback is from The One With The Cat.   Chandler has just returned home to see that their apartment has been cleaned out and finds Joey trapped in the entertainment center.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  Well, this guy came by to look at the unit and-and he said he didn’t think big enough to fit a grown man!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey:  I was tryin’ to make a sale!! Oh, man, if I ever run into that guy again, do you know what I’m gonna do?

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: No way!  I've been going to the guy for 12 years.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Oh come on!  He said he was going to do my inseam, and he ran his hand up my leg, and then, there was definite...

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to the present.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There aren’t any message you’ve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently you’re not very good at it! I…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: Y’know what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case… (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: It took two people to break up this relationship!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means ‘you are,’ Y-O-U-R means ‘your!’

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: (starts to cry) FINE BY ME!! (he opens the door and traps Chandler behind it)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, it’s not that common! It doesn’t happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[The next flashback is from The One After The Superbowl, Part II.  Monica and Rachel are fighting over who gets to see Jean-Claude Van Damme.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Monica: You had no right to go out with him.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

(They wrestle on the couch for a little while until Monica gets the upper hand and pulls Rachel off of the couch by her sock.  Monica removes Rachel's sock and starts beating her with it.)This leads to wrestling on the floor. This finally angers Phoebe.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Joey's place. He goes to say something to Chandler in the other chair but no one's there. He goes to call Chandler but decides not to and throws the phone back down.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Chandler is sitting in front of a window while it's raining outside. We see Joey through a rainy window. The camera zooms out to show it's just his tabletop water sculpture.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joey’s not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) He’s still got a chance for the part?! Oh, that’s great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, that’s great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what he’s writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: The actor playing Mac couldn’t do it, they needed to see you at 2 o’clock.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Du-du-I wrote it, I wrote it on the board! I wrote it on the board, then I went all over New York City looking for ya! I went to Ross’s! I went to the coffeehouse! I went to any place that they made sandwiches!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: Sorry! I-I-I don’t know what to say.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Well you-you-you-you might say congratulations! I saw the board! I went to the audition! I got the part!!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, I’m sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin’ between Chandler and Joey. There’s no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, You’ve Really Got a Hold on Me!]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

[Cut back to the present, they are still in each other’s embrace.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Wow! (Back to reading the scene.) Well then I’ll just have to carry you.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Joey: Ross, you don’t have to yell.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Ross: Thank you! And I have to say that first scene when you meet Mac…

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Phoebe: (To Ross) He’s holding us back.

"Friends", season 6, episode 20

Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your Mom and me. You know after we graduated college we broke up for a while. It seems her Father, your Grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did. Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However, (turns around and sees that Monica is sleeping and puts a blanket around her, kisses her, picks up the cigar, and starts watching the video)

"Friends", season 3, episode 1

Rachel: Well I’ll tell ya! (Pause) See uh my-my boss and his wife—They-they can’t have children. So umm, and that—we were at the Christmas party, and he got drunk, and he said to me, "Rachel, I want to buy your baby."

"Friends", season 8, episode 17

Janice: Oh, my Bing-a-ling. I’ll wait for you. Do you even know how long you’re going to be gone?

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Rachel: I’m sorry, I just can’t go to the hospital lookin’ like this.

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

David: Right. But, see, the longer I waited, the more phenomenal the kiss had to be, and now we've reached a place where it's just gotta be one of those things where I just like... sweep everything off the table and throw you down on it. And, uh, I'm not really a, uh, sweeping sorta fella.

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

Monica: Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test.

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Oh great now you're seeking me out to make jokes? I mean I can see for all hanging out but to come to my home!

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Chandler: No! You’re the sweetest! (He tries to kiss her but Monica backs away with a look that could kill on her face.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Molly: I think it's sweet. (goes to leave)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

[Scene: The Emergency Room, Joey is miming hockey pucks kitting foreheads.  Chandler realises it's getting tense and goes to the receptionist again.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 4

Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Monica: The second that Ross walks in that door, I want you take him back to your bedroom and do whatever it is that you do that makes him go, (high pitched) rweee!!

"Friends", season 3, episode 8

Phoebe: Okay! (Runs that way and hears another whistle blast.) Hey! (Heads the other way and hears another blast.) What do I do?!! (She runs in the second direction and finds that the whistling is coming from inside a rack. She moves the dresses out of the way to find Rachel curled up in a fetal position frantically blowing on the whistle.) What are you doing? (Rachel doesn’t stop.) Did you find the dress? (Rachel won’t stop so Phoebe pinches her nose shut which causes her to spit the whistle out.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Benjamin: The selection committee has chosen the three of you as our finalists today. The ultimate decision will be based upon the answers you give to the questions I ask here. I'm gonna start with Dr. Li. Dr. Li, you claim the field is too reliant on the Linnaean taxonomic system. How do you propose to correct this problem?

"Friends", season 10, episode 6

Ross: Alright, I'm gonna go find them... (twitches a bit, looks down) I just need a... need a before I can... you know. (gestures standing up... they sit and wait for a while) Grandma... grandma... grandma... (he tries to concentrate...) Okay, I see you later.

"Friends", season 10, episode 1

[Cut back to the present, Ross is still looking at Rachel's invitation.  Finally, he makes up his mind and mails it.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Phoebe: Ohh! We went to a self-defense class today!

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

JOEY: Well, that was only 'cause I used the red one to unclog the drain.

"Friends", season 2, episode 16

Max: Tell her, David. 'I don't wanna go to Minsk and work with Lifson and Yamaguchi and Flench, on nonononononono. I wanna stay here and make out with my girlfriend!!' (Storms out)

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is desperately trying to make his Valentine’s Day gift. He takes a paper cup, turns it upside down, sticks two pencils into the top, and hangs a coat hanger from the bottom.]

"Friends", season 6, episode 17

Mrs. Burkart: (Singing) Come on along and listen to...

"Friends", season 4, episode 6

Chandler: The only reason you're doing this to Joey is because you're bored. Okay, it's not his fault that you're unemployed.

"Friends", season 5, episode 10

(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you don’t know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 12

Chandler: That's not what I had in mind! See, people like Ross don't generally wear these types of pants. You see, they're very tight. (Motions to Ross's buttock.) Maybe there's something in that area.

"Friends", season 5, episode 11

(Rachel opens the trash chute, winces at the smell, and throws the garbage bag in. She then tries to throw the pizza box in, but since it’s so big she jams it into the opening and it prevents the door from closing. She then turns around too see Mr. Treeger watching her.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Joey: (to Phoebe) Look at you. Since when do you roller blade?

"Friends", season 3, episode 13

Phoebe: Yes you do! This is your third divorce! You love divorce so much you’re probably gonna marry it! Then it won’t work out and you’re gonna have to divorce it, divorcing guy. (Pause) I’m so drunk.

"Friends", season 6, episode 1

(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Whoa-whoa, don’t we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Joey: Oh, y’know what? Maybe uh, you…you should come to me. I’m a not, I’m not wearing any bottoms.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Ross takes his suitcase and tries to get out but ends up falling on Prof. Sherman's laps, thereby waking him up)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t. Right? I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is talking to Chandler. Joey is making a snack at the bar.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

JOEY: And, and just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene like, like have the cab crash or somethin', I could attend to the victims 'cause I have a background in medical acting.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: (laughing harder) Nothing, I’m just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. (To Phoebe) Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Joey: (to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Nah, I don't really want her to see.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw.  In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Josh: Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, I’m Ross, you don’t know me, but I’m a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn’t happened yet, but we’re all very excited.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

(Emma starts making noises, and Joey walks over to her playpen.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

PHOEBE: Yeah, eight of them. That's 56 to him. You know also, if, if it's raining, you can't let him look up too long 'cause that cone'll fill up really really fast.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. (Applause as Joey angrily walks to the podium and eyes the trophy.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Monica: Wouldn’t you love to do it just once?! (Raises her hand towards Chandler.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

(Camera pans to Joey and Janine)

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Helen: (Over the intercom) So you still want me to send her psychological profile to Personnel?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: …I think you’ll find if I come to work here, I don’t micro-manage. I don’t shy away from delegating.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video.  The italics are portions of the prom video.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long time!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as ‘Laser Floyd’ was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! That’s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, ‘the munchies.’ So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Phoebe: This used to be your room? (She nods ‘Yes’) Wow! You must’ve been in really good shape as a kid.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can’t stop filming just for you. It’s not like it’s your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6