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'TO' in a movie sentence | examples for 'TO' from movies

Chandler: I will explain it to her.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: <laughs> Oh yeah, like I'm going to let you talk to the queen.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: Yeah! I totally forgot I'm supposed to be there. I can't believe I forgot. I usually write stuff like this on my arm.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: What are you going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: I guess I'm going to have to come up with a really good reason why I wasn't there. The producers are going to be so mad at me. They sat us all down yesterday and said "Everyone has to be there at 6:00 AM sharp, that means you Tribbiani." Like.. like I was some kind of idiot.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

<Ross and Rachel are putting baby stuff together like they're going to be going somewhere.>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel to Emma: Oh Emma. This is going to be your first Thanksgiving. What are you thankful for? Mommy's bobbies.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: oh... hi.. <goes to Rachel with open arms>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Listen, um about the hair straightener, honey.. I really need one. I'm going to have dinner at my boyfriend's house.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Is this Emmett? <pointing to EMMA>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Not really. But you are much cuter then that geeky guy she used to date.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross with a look of wondering how long this is going to go on on his face: Still me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: No, I'm not talking about you. <to Rachel> It was your fat friends brother with that bad afro, do you remember?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross starts talking over her 'do you remember' line: Amy. I'm going to save you some time, ok. <spins finger around in circle> All me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: Hey happy Thanksgiving.. Pheebs! <motions her to come over>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: No, no, no I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at a work thing today.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: Oh really. Okay. let me ask you something. Yesterday at the coffee house, I went to the bathroom and when I came back, my muffin was gone-who took it?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: Somebody opened the door to the coffee house and a raccoon came running in, went straight for your muffin and I said "Hey don't eat that-that's Phoebe's" and he said.. <pause> He said.. "Joey you stink at lying." What am I going to do?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy with straight hair: Oh she's precious. Do you ever worry she's going to get your real nose?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Hello? Yeah, um. Hang on one sec. <to Ross and Rachel> Can I take this upstairs?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Oh. I was so looking forward to this. It was going to be such a beautiful Thanksgiving. We were going to have sushi.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Oh Amy, don't cry Amy.  Um.. Ross, could I talk to you in private?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: Sure, you want to go upstairs?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Um look I was thinking.. If its ok with Monica I would like to invite Amy to Thanksgiving.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Look I know she's a little tough to take. She has no where else to go, and she's my sister. Alright, she's Emma's aunt. And I would like them to bond.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: Ok, fine, but I don't want them bonding to much. I don't want her telling Emma she needs a nose job.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

<Rachel grabs Ross' hand for support and starts to cry a little>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross to Monica: Hi.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica to Ross: Hi.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica to Emma: Hey you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica to Amy: So. Welcome. Is this your first time you're seeing Emma?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy with confused look on face: Yeah I.. I think so. <sticks her hand out to shake hands with Phoebe and says to her> It's nice to meet you Emma.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy turns around to Phoebe: Emma, Ross wants you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy turns to Ross and Rachel: Why does she keep making that noise?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Honey, I don't know how to tell you this, but um, if something were to happen to Ross or to myself <Ross and Rachel knock on wood> um you wouldn't get the baby.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: I can't believe you'd want us to raise Emma.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: See look Amy, we're a lot closer to Monica and Chandler. We see them every day. And truthfully honey, you don't seem very connected to the baby.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Connected? I mean.. to what? She's.. she's  a lump.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: <points to Chandler> This guy? Seriously?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: Okay, just to be clear comedy with the plates will not be well recieved. <pinches Ross' arm>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross makes some sort of sound to let us know it hurt.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: No, she was this really dorky girl in high school that used to follow Rachel around like a puppy dog.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Hey. Amy. You've got to stop doing that.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica about to have a heart attack: Okay, listen I know you're having a little bit of a family crisis, but you don't have to take it out on the plates. I mean, I mean in fact I think that everyone should cut their food like this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

<Monica holds a turkey leg up in the air over the plate trying to cut meat off with a knife>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: well.. its just. its just in that case, then um. Emma would go to my parents.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey raises his hand: Uh.. who has to die for me to get her?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: So if Monica's not around, then I'm not good enough to raise Emma?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

<Joey looks to Phoebe and she nods in agreement>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Well what is wrong with me? Am I .. am I incomptent? Because I managed to survive whatever it is that killed the three of you!

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Honey, you're taking this the wrong way. We think you're going to be a wonderful parent. It's just.. you're more the fun parent.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: Yeah and we'd want to make sure Emma has someone like Monica who is more uh. uh discliplinarin.. someone who can be firm and strict.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table>  she'd have to give her up.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross: Sure, Monica would have to give her up.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Oh? Did somebody miss me? Is there a child to raise poorly?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: I don't know it! I want to have a kid with you because I think you're going to be an amazing dad... at the fun parts and the hard parts.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Oh yeah, well can you picture me saying "Go to your room! You're grounded"?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: You said that to me last week.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Back to Monica and Chandler's apartment.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey groans and gets off the phone: The producer from Days left a message on my machine asking why I wasn't at the parade. They said everybody's pissed off at me.. <whiny voice> And they all got to meet Santa!

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: It's ok. I thought of the perfect lie for you. It's easy to remember and doesn't invite a lot of questions. You weren't at the parade because you had a family emergency.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: Yeah we thought it would be nice to use the fancy china for dessert too.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Ross comes out of the guest bedroom with the diaper bag and the car seat carrying thingy.. yeah.. thats the techinal term.. He goes to Chandler.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Oh no thats okay, you're totally right. I don't know anything about disciplining a child. But it did hurt my feelings and I want you to know that when I die, you don't get Joey.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy walks over to the couch and sits down next to Rachel: Ucch.  <pauses> Uchh <louder this time> In case you hadn't noticed, I'm not talking to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: This might be my one chance to have a baby Rachel. I mean, you know that I have been so busy focusing on my carrer.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Ok. You decorate dad's office and so now you're a decorator. Okay! I went to the zoo yesterday and now I'm a koala bear.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Sup.. You want to talk supportive? You didn't even come and visit me when I was in the hospital having the baby.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: I did the first time! Oh. Oh.. <gets up and walks into the kitchen> And you know what. You want to know why I'm not giving Emily to you.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel turns to Ross: Oh whose side are you on? <back to Amy> I'm not giving you Emma because there is no way you could handle the responibility of a child.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Do you want to know why you don't want  me to have the baby?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Because you don't want me to be happy. You.. you have always been jealous of me.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Uh.. To name a few.  You know.. You know.. You've just always been like this. You just have to have everything. And I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high, when you stole Timmy from me. I mean, do you even realize how much that hurt me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: Yeah, well you know what I cannot believe. That my so-called sister, gets a 30% discount from Ralph Lauren and I still have to pay retail.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: You bitch. You just think you're so perfect. With your new baby and your, your small apartment. <directs this to Ross who in turns throws the towel in his hand down on the table> Well let me tell you something. Your baby isn't even that cute.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: No! What are you going to do? Make me?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

<Rachel and Amy 'fighting'.. They're really just trying to slap each other and just keep slapping their hands>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

<They go back to fighting and then it really gets on>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

<Amy runs towards Rachel and Rachel puts her arm out, hand on Amy's head and Amy starts trying to hit her but is missing, Rachel is moving backwards towards the table when her hand swipes the one plate left on the table on to the floor>

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Okay. Thats better. Now I want you to both apologize to each other and mean it.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica starts crying: Thank you. It was so beautiful. <gets up and walks towards the front door> I'm going to go to Joeys and get the pies.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Look Amy, it got a little of control..Um.. and I'm sorry. You're my sister and uh.. if it really means that much to you..

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Rachel: Uh. No.. I was going to let you use my Ralph Lauren discount.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Amy starting to cry: You are not going to regret this.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Joey: Hey! I did it. I called my producer. I told him I had a family emergency, he totally bought it. Thanks for teaching me how to lie Pheebs.

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

Phoebe: No problem! Next week: stealing... (Chandler walks away to store the box of broken china.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 8

(Ursula points out a vacant table, so the twins walk over, side by side, to sit down. Departing customers walk right past the pair. Sitting at the back, a hungry gentleman looks most annoyed as Ursula sets his meal down in front of her. The girls sit.)

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Ross: Okay, I’m going to start climb down you now.

"Friends", season 7, episode 12

Joey: Whoa-whoa, don’t we need to do some kinda preparation first? Like ahh, get really drunk?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Luisa: Well, maybe that's because you spent four years ignoring me. I mean, would it have been so hard to say 'Morning, Luisa'? Or 'Nice overalls'?

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Chandler: Yes, I-I know that you do, but I think one of the reasons people were complaining though, was that they paid to hear the actor sing Old Man River.

"Friends", season 4, episode 15

Joey: Oh, y’know what? Maybe uh, you…you should come to me. I’m a not, I’m not wearing any bottoms.

"Friends", season 8, episode 14

(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Yeah, that’s like the most ugliest dress I’ve ever seen. Wh-why do you to return it?

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

Chandler: Alright, Janice, that's it! Janice... Janice... Hey, Janice, when I invited you to this party I didn't necessarily think that it meant that we-

"Friends", season 1, episode 10

RACHEL: So uh, Ryan, were you shipping off to?

"Friends", season 2, episode 23

Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?

"Friends", season 9, episode 20

Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.

"Friends", season 9, episode 16

Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Y’know after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

(Ross takes his suitcase and tries to get out but ends up falling on Prof. Sherman's laps, thereby waking him up)

"Friends", season 9, episode 22

ROSS: It was ridiculous. Ya know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, ya know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.

"Friends", season 5, episode 13

Ross: You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness.

"Friends", season 5, episode 23

[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the baby shower is continuing as Rachel walks over to Monica and Phoebe.]

"Friends", season 8, episode 20

Joey: (Snatches the phone) Hey Ma. Listen, I made the appointment with Dr. Bazida, and... Excuse me? (To his dad) Did you know this isn't Ma?

"Friends", season 1, episode 13

Monica: It is so weird, I know what I said, but uh, this morning, I was lying in bed I was, I was imagining what it would be like to say yes. (Rachel slams the magazine shut in amazement.) I know it’s a little sudden, and it’s a little rushed, and it’s totally not like me to do something like this, but that doesn’t mean I can’t. Right? I mean I’m-I’m crazy about Pete, and I know that we want the same things, and when I thought about saying yes, it made me really happy.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: No. No, it's just 'cause, uh, I kinda wanted to go out with her too, so I told her, actually, you were seeing Bernie Spellman... who also liked her, so...

"Friends", season 1, episode 8

PHOEBE: I just think that this was a really bad sign, ya know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know. It's just like, I have no family left, ya know. I mean except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says. And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father and I just, I want things to be like just right.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross is talking to Chandler. Joey is making a snack at the bar.]

"Friends", season 1, episode 11

JOEY: And, and just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene like, like have the cab crash or somethin', I could attend to the victims 'cause I have a background in medical acting.

"Friends", season 2, episode 19

Monica: I gotta make up the guest bedroom. (To Ross) Hey, Cousin Cassie is coming to stay with us a few days.

"Friends", season 7, episode 19

Monica: (laughing harder) Nothing, I’m just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. (To Phoebe) Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.

"Friends", season 6, episode 12

Phoebe: Well, I think my mother was too busy planning her suicide to provide saltwater treats. (Ross hands her one) Thank you! So what, you’re just never going to tell her?

"Friends", season 8, episode 15

Joey: (to Erin) Okay, good to see you again.

"Friends", season 7, episode 7

Joey: (stomps on the footrest which pops Ross up into a sitting position) The trail from the woman you did it with to the woman you hope never finds out who did it! (slapping his hands with each word) You always have to think about the trail!

"Friends", season 3, episode 16

Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and…

"Friends", season 4, episode 7

Mr. Geller: I'm not freaking out, I'm just saying, if somebody had come to me with the idea andndash;

"Friends", season 1, episode 17

Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. It’s times like these I’m glad Smell-O-Vision hasn’t been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When you’re done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Nah, I don't really want her to see.

"Friends", season 10, episode 5

Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: All right, look, you got to help me out, ok? Look, I have the magic marker, I want you to fill in the skinny one soI don�t look stupid for my pictures.

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

MONICA: Oh, because, um . . .� well, Chandler's going to be home in a couple of days.� So, I thought I would, you know, practice the art of seduction.

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

(An old West style showdown starts with Joey and the Hombre Man staring each other down as the store guy slowly lets in the first customer while Joey and the Hombre Man get ready to draw.  In slow motion they spot the customer, eye each other, draw, and as the customer walks into the middle Joey's bottle misfires but the Hombre Man spays it into the customer's eyes.)

"Friends", season 2, episode 2

Ross: (Angry) I- I- I ca- I can't believe this. I mean, all I asked you to do was keep him in the apartment.

"Friends", season 1, episode 19

Judge: You need to get out of my chambers.

"Friends", season 6, episode 5

Rachel: Well, I do, but you're just gonna have to actually look at this as more of an investment than a cat.

"Friends", season 5, episode 21

Ross: You don't have to do anything. It will just be easier if it is the two of us, like college, remember? You...you break theice with some kind of jokes so that they know you're the funny one and I swoop in with some interesting conversation, sothey'll see that I'm the brilliant, brooding, sexy one...

"Friends", season 9, episode 13

Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?

"Friends", season 4, episode 4

Josh: Oh, I still do. Next year, I hope to make varsity though.

"Friends", season 4, episode 5

Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.

"Friends", season 9, episode 18

Ross: (to Isabella) Hi! Hi, I’m Ross, you don’t know me, but I’m a big, big fan of yours. I mean, Blue Velvet, woo-oo hoo! Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a cup of coffee? (Gunther hands her change) Or maybe reimburse you for that one?

"Friends", season 3, episode 5

Rachel: It should be right next to my plane ticket.

"Friends", season 10, episode 16

Phoebe: Monica, if you get five cool points, you get to make somebody take off one item of clothing. It hasn’t happened yet, but we’re all very excited.

"Friends", season 3, episode 25

Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?

"Friends", season 5, episode 4

(Emma starts making noises, and Joey walks over to her playpen.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 14

Ross: Yeah in fact, I’m gonna go call her right now. And I’ll make sure to tell her my friend Chandler says… (He mimics the shy reaction Chandler did.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 17

PHOEBE: Yeah, eight of them. That's 56 to him. You know also, if, if it's raining, you can't let him look up too long 'cause that cone'll fill up really really fast.

"Friends", season 2, episode 21

Announcer: Presenting the award for Favorite Supporting Actress is Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives. (Applause as Joey angrily walks to the podium and eyes the trophy.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 18

Monica: Wouldn’t you love to do it just once?! (Raises her hand towards Chandler.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 15

[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment.� Three pizza crusts, two bottle caps and the plastic tripod are left in the otherwise empty pizza box.� Mike is making hollow popping noises with his mouth.� He begins to speak, but stops and pops his lips a few more times and takes a drink.� Ross smiles as if he has thought of something to say, but then he stops and sinks back in a slump on the sofa.]

"Friends", season 9, episode 9

Chandler: Uh-uh, yes. I would like to see that ring please.

"Friends", season 6, episode 23

Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...

"Friends", season 10, episode 12

(Camera pans to Joey and Janine)

"Friends", season 6, episode 10

Rachel: Hi! You guys, the car-service just got here. I can't believe they're not home yet! I have to catch my stupid plane. I wanna see the baby!

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

Helen: (Over the intercom) So you still want me to send her psychological profile to Personnel?

"Friends", season 1, episode 16

Chandler: (To Rachel) Eldad is much more cooperative! And he can dance! (To Eldad) You dance for Rachel!

"Friends", season 6, episode 19

Chandler: …I think you’ll find if I come to work here, I don’t micro-manage. I don’t shy away from delegating.

"Friends", season 8, episode 21

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the gang is watching the Prom Video and Rachel is about to make her entrance on the video.  The italics are portions of the prom video.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 21

Roy: You were talking about me before! Look, I don't need this! I'm outta here! Where's my hat? (goes to get it) Look, I've been in this business for a long time!

"Friends", season 10, episode 11

Joey: Hey! (stands up) As soon as it stops raining we have got to go snorkeling! Some kid told me about the sea turtle and, if you blow bubbles in its face, it chases ya! (smiles ecstatic)

"Friends", season 9, episode 23

Rachel: All right, look, here’s the bottom line Ross, this is fixable, if we act fast, okay. So, I’ll invite him to brunch tomorrow and you can make nice.

"Friends", season 3, episode 7

Ross: Okay, the other night I was leaving the museum just as ‘Laser Floyd’ was letting out of the planetarium, without even trying I sold 50 boxes! That’s when it occurred to me, the key to my success, ‘the munchies.’ So I ah, started hitting the NYU dorms around midnight. I am selling cookies by the case. They call me: 'Cookie Dude!'

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Phoebe: This used to be your room? (She nods ‘Yes’) Wow! You must’ve been in really good shape as a kid.

"Friends", season 4, episode 3

Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)

"Friends", season 9, episode 12

Phoebe: Wow, you guys go way back then. So what are you up to these days?

"Friends", season 9, episode 3

The Director: Joey, you gotta stay until the end. We can’t stop filming just for you. It’s not like it’s your wedding. (Starts to walk away.)

"Friends", season 7, episode 23

Chandler: (on phone) Hey Mr. Kostelic! How's life on the fifteenth floor? (Listens) Yeah, I miss you too. (Listens) Yeah, it's a lot less satisfying to steal pens from your own home, you know? (Listens) Well, that's very generous (Listens) er, but look, this isn't about the money. I need something that's more than a job. I need something I can really care about.... (Listens) And that's on top of the yearly bonus structure you mentioned earlier? (Listens) Look, Al, Al... I'm not playing hardball here, OK? This is not a negotiation, this is a rejection! (Listens) No! No! No, stop saying numbers! I'm telling you, you've got the wrong guy! You've got the wrong guy! (Listens) I'll see you on Monday! (slams the phone down)

"Friends", season 1, episode 15

Ross: Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.

"Friends", season 1, episode 6

[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (he’s in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. He’s got the wool cap, he’s got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and he’s got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like they’re from the inner-city.]

"Friends", season 7, episode 1

Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!

"Friends", season 1, episode 18

Rachel: Mon you definitely have to make it a theme wedding, and the theme could be, “Look how much money we’ve got!” Y'know, I mean you could put, you could put money in-in the invitations! You-you could have like little money place settings. And ah, you could start with a money salad! I mean it’ll be dry, but people will like it.

"Friends", season 3, episode 23

Ross: Yeah, kids say all kinds of crap. (In the other room Emma starts to cry.)

"Friends", season 9, episode 6

(Phoebe hides her eyes in shame. Rachel is starring at them wide-eyed and open-mouthed. Joey and Ross are stunned to temporary silence.)

"Friends", season 5, episode 15

Kate: Happy?! Is that what I’m supposed to be Vic? Happy?

"Friends", season 3, episode 19

Rachel: Phoebe, don’t you think you’ve had enough to drink?

"Friends", season 6, episode 24

Monica: Umm, I'd love too! (She goes over and picks up the box and decides to follow Rachel's advice and holds the box up to her cheek.) Ooh, I love macaroni and cheese. I love-I love the way this box feels against my cheek.

"Friends", season 5, episode 8

Phoebe: But it's just so unfair that our date has to get cut short just 'cause some guy shot at a store clerk.

"Friends", season 5, episode 17

Chandler: (to the duck) Okay, now when you come back I hope you remember that, that chick is not a toy! (He goes back into the apartment)

"Friends", season 3, episode 21

Chandler: Well uh, Archie needs money to fix his jalopy (Joey laughs), uh but he doesn’t want Reggie to just give him the money. So Reggie hires him as his assist—as his butler. And then makes him do all these crazy things like bring him milkshakes that can’t have lumps in them.

"Friends", season 6, episode 15

ROSS: We're just tryin' to do a nice thing here.

"Friends", season 2, episode 5

ROSS: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight. RACHEL: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight. [they kiss] ROSS: You're not laughing. RACHEL: This time it's not so funny. [They kiss and start undressing. As Rachel tries to pull off Ross's tie she catches it in his mouth. Then they roll across the fur rug.] RACHEL: Ah, oh God. Oh, honey, oh that's OK. ROSS: What. Oh no, you just rolled over the juice box. RACHEL: Oh, thank God. [Scene: Museum of Natural History. The next morning Rachel and Ross are sleeping in the display under a fur.] ROSS: Hi. RACHEL: Hi you. I can't believe I'm waking up next to you. ROSS: I know it is pretty unbelievaaaaah. RACHEL: What? ROSS: We're not alone. [A church youth group is outside the display watching them] CLOSING CREDITS [Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. They are still in their chairs, watching Beavis and Butthead.] [they're laughing along with the show when an alarm goes off] JOEY: Is that the fire alarm? CHANDLER: Yeah. [feels the floor] Oh it's not warm yet, we still have time. JOEY: Cool.

"Friends", season 2, episode 15

Chandler: I’d like to toast, Ross and Emily. Of course, my big toast will be tomorrow at the wedding, so this is kind of my little toast or Melba toast, if you will. (No one in the room laughs. He starts to get flustered.) Okay. I known Ross for a long time. In fact, I knew him when he was going out with his first girlfriend. (Ross looks embarrassed.) And I thought things were going to work out for him..Until the day he over inflated her. (He laughs. Jack looks at Judy and no one in the room laughs.) Ohh, Dear God.. (A cellular phone rings.)

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Joey: Yeah. Listen uh, I’d prefer it if you didn’t call me Joey. Since I don’t know anyone here, I thought it’d be cool to try out a cool work nickname.

"Friends", season 4, episode 10

Chandler: (reading the paper) Says here that a muppet got whacked on Seasame Street last night. (to Ross) Where exactly were around ten-ish?

"Friends", season 3, episode 10

Ginger: It’s okay if it bothers you. Really. I mean the only thing I need to know is: ‘How much it bothers you?’ because I don’t like wasting my time. Am I wasting my time?

"Friends", season 3, episode 14

[Cut to later, the gang, minus Joey, is watching the Thanksgiving Day parade.]

"Friends", season 4, episode 8

Chandler: Yeah. It's a shame you two didn't get to spend more time together.

"Friends", season 10, episode 17

[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]

"Friends", season 5, episode 3

Joey: Hey! I’m an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! I’m not sure. I think they’re taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.

"Friends", season 8, episode 5

CHANDLER: Ya know I remember my father, all dressed up in the red suit, the big black boots, and the patent leather belt, sneakin around downstairs. He didn't want anybody to see him but he'd be drunk so he'd stumble, crash into something and wake everybody up.

"Friends", season 2, episode 9

Mr. Waltham: (Pleading.) You-you have to meet me in the middle here.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Chandler: (banging on the bottle again) Okay, okay, a little announcement, I just want everyone to know that the position of my best man is still open! And uh, (to the stripper) so is the position of the bride.

"Friends", season 4, episode 22

[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]

"Friends", season 2, episode 18

MONICA: Ok people, I want you to take a piece of paper, here you go, and write down your most embarassing memory. Oh, and I do ask that when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them because they will dry out.

"Friends", season 2, episode 22

Mr. Waltham: Ahh, then you have to give us the lawn ornaments.

"Friends", season 4, episode 23

Danny: (To Gunther) Two pounds of Moca Java please.

"Friends", season 5, episode 7