words in movies
LIPSON: Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
ROSS: Oh my God. But the zoo told me that my monkey was dead.
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
ROSS: But you already told me everything.
ERICA: You told me I was the only one. [throws a glass of water in his face]
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
MONICA: And then he told me he would run away with me, and he didn't. [throws water in his face]
VAN DAMME: 'Cause Rachel told me uh, you were dying to have a threesome with me and uh, Drew Barrymore. By the way, Drew has some groundrules and...
[Scene: Back at Monica and Rachel's apartment. They are now fighting about what Rachel told Van Damme.]
Joey: Well, you shouldve told me that before, Im not a mind reader. Hey, were out of beer. Im going to Monicas.
Rachel: No Phoebe! I just need you there for support. I havent told him Im pregnant yet.
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Rachel: Well, I told him I would think about it, but Im gonna tell him no.
Chandler: Yeah I gotta say thank you, I was really nervous. Yknow Ive been told I come on to strong, make to many jokes, and then it was really hard to sidestep that duty thing. (The interviewer doesnt understand) Duties. (Still doesnt.) Duties! (Still doesnt.) Poo. (Still doesnt.)
RADIO: Uh, we've just gotten a call from Rachel, and she told us what Ross did. It's pretty appalling, and Ross, if you're listening, I don't wanna play your song anymore. Why don't we devote our time to a couple that stands a chance? Avery, Michelle's sorry she hit you with her car and she hopes you two will work it out.
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Monica: Just like you told her you did! (Chandler glares at her.) ... Just pointing out the irony.
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
MICH: Monica told you I was cuter that this, didn't she?
MONICA: Well, he told me he was going out with the guys, I just didn't know that you were the guys.
Ross: Look I told you
Ross: I told you it wasn�t long, but there is an amazing connection between us.
Chandler: Well Monica just told me that they dont.
Phoebe: Well, I said, I told him y'know, that I was the executor person of Francis' will and that I needed to talk to him so I'm gonna meet him at the coffee house later.
Chandler: Oh, come on. You told me about the last dream.
Monica: But we were hoping that since we told you the truth that you still might consider...
Pete: I told you, were adding new operators all the time. Could we concentrate on my training?
Chandler: Joey told you about the leg, huh?
Joey: One guest? You told me I can have six tickets!
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Rachel: Monica, how come you never told me this?!
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Monica: Oh. Well, I didn't realize that you needed it back right away. I mean, you told me to go and be a caterer. So I went. I beed. I mean, I... I used it to buy all this stuff. But lookI've got another job tomorrow, so I'll pay you back with the money I make from that.
Phoebe: I can say I told you so but shes kinda doing that for me.
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
Rachel: Hey, now wait a minute! I get when you told people at first that you wanted to be an actor they laughed at you! Now come on Bobby, why dont you tell us a little bit about your band?
Joey: Well maybe I got a little upset and maybe I told them where they could go.
Mike: Mom, I thought I told you... Phoebe's a vegetarian.
Joey: OK, you've got to promise that you'll never, ever tell Ross that I told you.
Rachel: Well y'know if you, if you started smoking again you could've at least told me! Come on, give me one of those! What are we talking about?
Chandler: All right, I have to get that, but no-no. (answering phone) Hello? (listens) (happily) Hi! Yeah listen, I'm, I'm in need of a stripper and I was told that you do that. (listens) Let me ask you this, what, what do you do for the extra hundred? (listens) So would I, would I have to provide the grapes?
Rachel: Okay, two things didnt happen. Remember I told you that someone made out with Ralph Lauren in the copy room? Well, it turns out thats not true.
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
Chandler: Yknow I am the groom right? I was told it was kinda big deal.
Phoebe: Now, have you told anyone else?
Phoebe: You told me.
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Rachel: I know you did! I bought the same one! And if she sees your table shes gonna know that I lied to her. I told her ours was an original.
Ross: And then she told me that she and Joey had broken up, and that part of the reason was that she had feelings for me.
Monica: Wait a minute! So you told people I was pregnant?! (Flash) Does this look like a conversation that I want to remember?!
Rachel: Because, I cant! Ross, I told you, no. I cant.
Phoebe: Should I not have told you?
Mr. Heckles: He told me in person.
Ross: Its Ben and his Da-Da. Da-Da? Can you say Da-Da? Yknow, you might as well say it because I told your
Ross: (To Chandler) You told her!
Joey: Told ya. (Waves bye-bye.)
Joey: Oh, man, why did have to go and say that for? Now that you told me I can't have it makes me want her even more!
Joey: I know, Monica told me.
Phoebe: Ice sculpture? That sounds really fancy! I told you I just want a simple wedding.
Monica: I cant believe you. You still havent told that girl she doesnt have a job yet?
Ross: Okay, y'know how you told me I should do whatever it takes to fix my marriage?
Mrs. Geller: Oh, she just graduated, and she wants to be something in cooking, or food, or.... I don't know. Anyway, I told her you had a restaurant-
Rachel: Honey, honey, Im sorry, I know its our anniversary but I told you on the phone I dont have time to stop.
Rachel: Ross, see! I told you, those swings are evil! Alright, that is it. That is the last time Emma is getting on one of those things for her entire life.
Monica: Your mother told you this?
Monica: I cant! I spent so much money on them and I told Chandler that Id wear them all the time, I just cant give them away!
Rachel: O-okay, now see, you never ever ever told us that...
Cecilia: Who told you that?
Monica: So I, I told Rachel it was just gonna be the two of us.
Monica: Thats also like the tenth time you told us.
Rachel: Yeah, I told you to give Emily whatever she wants.
Monica: Yeah. Anyway, he told me about your apartment. And, um, I couldn't sleep, thinking about it. So, uh, would it be okay if I cleaned it?
Ross: The lie you just told.
Ross: Yeah, well, does he look upset? Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?
Joey: Thats what you told me.
Ross: So I told Carl, Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur. But of course this went in one ear and out.....
Ross: Phoebe, I told her you already knew.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Phoebe: Ah! Well! There you go! Last to know again! And I'm guessing... since nobody told me... this is Paolo.
Ross: No the-the sad thing is, if you had told him how you felt before you kissed her, knowing Joey, he probably just wouldve just stepped aside.
Phoebe: You told them he was missing?
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Monica: I know! It's just that ever since high school Rachel was the one person I told everything too. Y'know? I miss that so much now. She's my best friend.
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, its right after she told Phoebe that shes her birth mother.]
Eric: She told me she was 25.
Colleen: I would have told him to do it too.
ESTELLE: Joey, I'm gonna tell you the same thing I told Al Minser and his pyramid of dogs. Take any job you can get and don't make on the floor.
MR. GELLER: Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl. In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Chandler: No reason, except she told me.
Chandler: See? I told you.
[Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross is trying to talk to Carol about what Phoebe told him.]
Phoebe: (entering, quietly) Wow, you told your dad the truth.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I talked to my grandma about the Old Yeller incident, and she told me that my mom used to not show us the ends of sad movies to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know, before she killed herself.
Chandler: Hm-hmm, I told you! (Looks at the clock) I cant believe that Ive only got two hours before I call in sick for work.
Joshua: Yeah, its-its my only weird thing, I swear. And I-I-I wouldve told you about it, but I didnt know they would be here.
Rachel: So Ross, we went out for two years, and you never told me you were in an I Hate Rachel club.
Chandler: (To Monica) You told her?!
CHAN: My diary! My diary, that's brilliant. I should have told her it was my diary, she never would have made me read her my diary.
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Phoebe: You told me you hate massages!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Rachel: Thats what I told him!
ROSS: I told you there was going to be sub-titles.
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Monica: Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me.