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Monica: Hey, don't blame me for wigging tonight!
Mr. Waltham: For you and Emily, tonight, Die Fledermaus.
ROSS: Basically he told me to get over myself and just do it, ya know. So I though about what you said and I though about what he said and, well, his way I get to have sex tonight so. . .
Joey: (on cell phone) Im sorry I gotta cancel tonight baby
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Monica: (on machine) "Hi, uh, Richard it's Monica, um, listen I did something kind of crazy tonight, um, maybe I'm getting my period or something, I don't know." Nooo!!
Monica: Honey, we dont really have to go to this thing tonight do we?
RYAN: [Puts his hands over Phoebe's ears.] I must tell you, you look beautiful tonight.
Monica: Ross you know that tonight is your date with Hillary?
Phoebe: Oh, Jason? Yeah, uh-huh, we're seeing each other tonight.
Ross: Well, I added the 'exactly like me' part... But she said she's looking for someone, and someone is gonna be there tonight.
Monica: They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.
Ross: Okay! Okay! Ooh-hey-hey-hey! Okay! Okay! Okay! Ill-Ill tell her tonight I cant see her anymore.
Janine: I had so much fun tonight, and what a great restaurant.
Phoebe: Oh no, Im not playing tonight.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Ross: Uh actually, sorry I cant even make it. Im seeing Mona again tonight.
Mike: All right, stop! You know, all Phoebe has done tonight is trying to get you to like her. And maybe that hasn't been clear all the time, but she did her best. And yeah... She's a little different than you are...
SUSIE: Well I was thinking it would be um, kind of sexy if you wore mine tonight, at dinner.
Phoebe: Well, I have plans with Joey tonight.
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Ross: So, uh, Rachel, what are you, uh, what're you doing tonight?
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Chandler: Thats a bad duck!!! (to Ross) Howd the thing go tonight, Ross?
Ross: All right, Ill see you tonight.
Ross: Eh, cause I knew that if I told you, youd make me go, and I knew you needed someone to be with you tonight. Come on. Come on.
Mischa: (to Phoebe, very quickly) Eh, he said, thank you very much, he thinks you look very pretty tonight, your hair, golden like the sun. (to Monica) So you're a chef?
Rachel: All right Monica, do you want to know why I was with Ross tonight?!
Ursula: Huh. Well, Im supposed to be working at the restaurant tonight. Im supposed to be working right now, so who cares.
Mike: I'll tell her that it's over tonight at dinner. I promise.
Melissa: Well, weve been flirting back and forth, but I was hoping that tonight it would turn into something a little more than that.
Joey: Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Ross: I've no idea, could be. Listen, I'm sorry I had to work tonight.
Chandler: Oh, uh, listen, about tonight...
Ross: So Im thinking about asking Rachel out tonight. Y'know maybe play her that song we wrote last week.
Monica: Well, if you want, you can stay with Rachel and me tonight.
Monica: "Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen, tonight we'll put all other things aside. Give in thistime and show me some affection..."
Ross: Tonight.
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Guess what?! All that stuff about Nancy Branson being a slut was all a rumor so Chip dumped her and he wants to come over to my house tonight!
Chandler: Okay! (They kiss) So, what do you girls have planned for tonight?
Chandler: Just do it! Okay, it's Janice and if I get it I'm going to have to see her tonight. (phone stops ringing) Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Monica: (interrupting) Can I ask you just a little question, huh? Why tonight?
ROSS: Ok, sweetheart, I'll call you later tonight. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey, hey, you're not really gonna go through with this, are you?
Chandler: (to Monica) Is it okay that I want you to wear that head set in bed tonight?
Monica: Well, tonight waswas going to be my first time.
Chandler: Oh yeah, I just showed this a picture of you and guys were throwing themselves at me! Theyre buying me drinks! Theyre giving me stuff! (to Joey) Knicks tonight?
Phoebe: Well, what am I going to tell Monica? She wants to wear them tonight!
Ross: Oh, by the way, great service tonight.
(The Lion Sleeps Tonight starts to play. Marcel starts to dance.)
Rachel: Hey, Mon, if you were hoping to sleep with Joshua the first time tonight, which one of these would you want to be wearing. (Shes holding two frilly, lace nighties.)
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Monica: She will be after tonight.
Joey: Okay umm, I just came by to tell you that I want to have dinner with you tonight. Thats all.
MNCA: So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
MONICA: What's tonight?
Phoebe: Oh before I forget, are you coming to Mike's piano bar tonight?
Emily: (on answering machine) Hello Ross? It's Emily. (Rachel runs back into the room with the tequila.) I know this is out of the blue but uh, I'm getting married tomorrow. Well, maybe I am. I keep thinking about you and I'm wondering if-if we made a mistake giving up so fast. Are you thinking about me? Of course you're not, but if you are, call me tonight. Okay, bye.
Phoebe: (To Rachel) Shhh! Im on a call! (On phone) Umm well yeah, you can pick it up tonight, say 8:30? At-at my apartment. Its umm, its umm 5 Morton Street, Apartment 14, umm and then maybe yknow after we can grab a bite to eat or whatever. (Listens) Okay, well okay Ill see you then. (Listens) Bye. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: All right, yknow what? If you dont want to believe me about this, why dont you just come with me to dinner tonight and she will tell you.
MONICA: I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
MONICA: Ya know, I was thinking. Ya know how we always stay at your apartment? Well, I thought maybe tonight we'd stay at my place.
Vince: (to Phoebe) Look, I gotta go. I'm on call tonight. (kisses her) See you Saturday. (leaves)
ROSS: Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Chandler: Hey, relax I just need more time. Were going to dinner tonight.
Rachel: Ohh, its Joshua invited me to this fancy club opening tonight. But, I already told Mr. Waltham that I would take his niece to this dumb old opera. So What are you gonna do?
Ross: Right, you're not even getting your honeymoon, God.. No, no, although, Aruba, this time of year... talk about your- (thinks) -big lizards... Anyway, if you don't feel like being alone tonight, Joey and Chandler are coming over to help me put together my new furniture.
Monica: You don't know everything. Did you know that I'm going out with Rachel tonight instead of you? Hmm? And did you know that the only baby around here is you?! And did you know that I can't even look at you right now?! (She storms out.)
Mark: Why don't we have dinner tonight and talk about it?
Chandler: Tonight?! (looks at the ring) Isn't an engagement ring supposed to have a diamond? (squints at the ring to emphasize how tiny the diamond is) Oh, there it is!
JOEY: No, not that one. We're trying to figure out who to bring to the Knicks game tonight, we have an extra ticket.
RICHARD: Ohh, brisk tonight.
Joey: Yes! Didnt you ever read Sports Illustrated?! No! I didnt read yours! But come on, we can go to the game tonight!
Chandler: Tonight? You-you didn't say it was going to be at nighttime.
ROSS: [beeper goes off] Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got to get to the museum. So um, I'll see you tonight.
Monica: Im sorry, okay? It justtonight was supposed to be yknow, it was supposed to be a big deal.
Ross: Not for tonight. Not for tonight! Wh-what, what, what, are you doing?
Monica: I will! But not tonight. For dinner music, I thought we could listen to that tape you made me.
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
ROSS: So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
Rachel: Are you seein her again tonight?
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Phoebe: So how is this for our big double date tonight? (She is all dressed up)
Ross: (barely containing himself at this point) Well, you have fun tonight.
Monica: Yeah. (they kiss) What d'you wanna do tonight?
Chandler: Mmmm. Not tonight, honey. I got an early day tomorrow.
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
BEST MAN: No, no, no now in all seriousness, its not a lot of women would've had the guts to come back here tonight, and even fewer, who would do it with their asses hanging out! (da-doom-chesh)
Rachel: Oh it's OK. You were worth the wait, and I don't just mean tonight.
Fat Joey: Whats my little chef got for me tonight?
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance. . . ya know, make a little love. . . well pretty much get down tonight.
Mischa: Well, you just asked if I wanted to go to bed with you tonight.
Monica: Thats right. Thats right. And that is why you cant stay here tonight. And probably why you shouldnt come to the wedding.
Lauren: (whispering) Tonight. What are you doing?
Rachel: Yeah, it's a real shame you can't make it to that one-woman show tonight.