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Ross: Hey uh Mon, I saw the Porsche parked out front, can I get the keys? Thought Id take that bad boy out for a little spin.
Joey: Wow! Maybe uh, maybe you and I ought to get to know each other a little better.
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Joey: Listen, you know how uh, when youre wearing pants and you lean forward I check out your underwear?
Monica: Uh oh yeah, she did. Uh, he did. (To Chandler) She? (To the waiter) Im-Im sorry Im new. I dont
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: (handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.
Monica: Can we have our drinks please?! WaiterUh, tress!
Ross: Maybe its uh Sergeant Sagittarius coming back to flirt some more! (They pull over.)
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Joey: So you uh, still wondering?
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Rachel: Hey, uh, Joey?
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
Chandler: Oh uh well tomorrows no good for her either.
MR. GREENE: I'll never remember all of that. So uh, what's the deal? Rachel comes home, people pop out and yell stuff, is that it?
Dr. Green: I have no idea, I went to the bathroom. So sweetie, you were starting to tell me what is uh, what is new with you.
Ross: Great! Uh, let me take this up for you. (The box hes holding.)
Joey: Uh, yknow, starve a fever, go to a play for a cold.
Ross: Look uh, if were gonna do this
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Ross: No thats not what I want. Uh, Im glad you guys were bonding but I
ROSS: (standing up) Uh, I like to, uh, to add something to that...
RACHEL: Uh, I'm holding Ben.
Ray: And this is Duncan (points to the cameraman) and Erin, theyre gonna help us out with the audition. So uh, lets get the camera rolling.
Joey: Uh, aren't we kind of in the middle of something here?
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
Ross: Y'know what? Uh, Rachel is here! (Rachel stops.)
ROSS: No, no, she's great and it's not like we haven't done anything. I mean, uh, uh, we, we do plenty of other stuff, lot's of other stuff, like uhh. . .
Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?
Joey: Well uh, I wanted to have a few beers, but uh, I got rid of those because Rachel couldnt stand the smell of them. But I have thrown back a lot of orange juice with calcium though. And uh, its a couple weeks past its expiration date, so its got a bit of a kick.
Ross: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're you up to tonight?
RACHEL: So do you uh, think we can get you one of those uh, uniform things?
Joey: (To Monica) Hey. That uh, that my sweatshirt?
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
Joey: Sure. Here. (He hands them over.) Ill uh, save your parking spot.
Chandler: Well, were really not that close. (Pause) Okay, so I guess this is uh, good-bye then.
Monica: Wow! Uh what, did he uh, say?
Chandler: Uh, yeah.
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Rachel: Oh-oh-oh, symbolism! And uh, the-the uh, wildness of the mores, which I think is-is mirrored in the wildness of Heathcliff's character.
Joey: Yeah-yeah-yeah, and they had that beer! That uh
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Chandler: Uh, The Wheatsheaf.
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
Ross: Oh sure, come here! (Sits her up) Sure you can! Uh, look come here look, (rolls the machine closer) its-its-its, its right there (Points).
Joey: Yeah uh, Phoebe! Look umm, I want to apologize about before, okay? We were being jerks. Parkers a nice guy and Id like to get to know him.
Ross: Wow, uh, Joey that's-that's great. Thanks man.
Ross: Uh, yknow what? Ill tell you who it hurts! It hurts the kid who has all his clothes stolen in gym class so he has to go to the principals office wearing nothing but a catchers mitt!
ROSS: Oh. How do you uh, ya know, keep it so neat?
Ross: Rach, uh, you still looking for a place?
Joey: So you like the nachos uh? Myself Im partial to
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
Caitlin: It's uh, 27 dollars even.
Earl: Its just that I uh, have been working for ten years now at this meaningless, dead-end job and nobody here even knows I exist!
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Ross: Okay, theres this guy, Warren, from the museum and hes going on a dig for like two years and hes got this great place he needs to sublet. So uh, you interested?
Joey: No, it's just ah, I care so damn much about little Ben that uh, it was more important to see him succeed.
Caitlin: It's uh, $12.50.
PHOEBE: Uh huh. Why is that?
Phoebe: And... moment's over! (Rachel, Joey and Chandler all turn and look disapprovingly towards Monica but she just shrugs it off) So, ok, uh, I can forget that. I can forget that and uhm... (she's flipping cards skipping half of them) Oh this is funny! Oh, but you need to know that to... that, to... Oh, ok, well, uhm, I (Monica is miming CUT). Ok, ok, I, ok, I.... MONICA I CAN'T DO IT LIKE THIS! THIS IS MY WEDDING! OKAY, I DON'T WANT THIS (she mimes Monica's when she was twirling her hands) OR THIS (she taps her watch) OR THIS (she mimes CUT) OK? I JUST WANTED A SIMPLE WEDDING! WHERE MY FIANCEE CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM ANYTIME HE WANTS! (pause) You know what? You're done.
Chandler: Uh, HELLO!!
Ross: Hey, uh, you can ignore that.
Joey: Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl
Rachel: Come on. (they start to leave) Oh! And, uh, by the way....
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Hums While He Pees: No its Uh, my ex-wife Whitney is out there. I cannot deal with her right now. That woman is crazy!
Monica: Ok, thank you.(the man leaves) Uh, well this is it. Are you OK?
Chandler: Hey uh, Rach, funny story. I ah, bumped into Joanna on the street yesterday.
Ross: We, we just decided to uh, to go for it.
Joey: Listen uh, could you put Kathy on, I wanna apologize.
Rachel: Yeah. Yknow umm, uh, umm, about that, umm, Ross I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything, but dont you think its gonna be weird?
Rachel: Umm, I said I thought you were a good kisser, and uh, and that I like your tiney-tiny touchie.
ROSS: So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
Ross: Ok, um, uh, more clothes in the dryer? (Ross turns and bangs his head on an open dryer door.) I'm fine, I'm fine.
Chandler: And uh, Rachel, glad to have you back.
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's an important day. I wanna look nice. Um, has uh Dr. Franzblau been by?
Chandler: Hey, I didnt make up the rules. Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get uh, one card. Now that one card could be worth $100 bringing your total to 1,500. (Joey gets excited.) Dont get to excited because thats not gonna happen unless you getNo way! (He takes the top card, which is the two of clubs. Of course, any card wouldve won. Chandler pays him.)
Chandler: Well, uh, we can talk about that too Pheebs.
JOEY: Uh, Pheebs, how long do you think this lady'll be with us?
Will: Nope. Uh, its okay. Its just uh, God I hated her.
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
Ross: I was hugging her as a friend. Its not my fault her-her hair got in my face, shes got a lot of it and it smells all-all uh coconutty. (Phoebe raises her eyebrows.) What?! Oh, that doesnt mean I have feelings for Rachel! Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts!
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
Rachel: Uh, yeah, if you want too.
Chandler: Uh, what was that?
Ross: Youre never gonna believe it uh, Monica and Chandler are moving in again. Thats great news rightI mean for them. Right?
JOEY: OK, uh.... listen, there's something I want to talk to you about. The network casting lady...
Joey: Wouldn't you pay good money to see these identical hands showcased in some type of a uh, entertainment venue?
Joey: Oh and (Ross begins to open the door and Joey says some gibberish word to indicate to Ross that hes not done yet. Ross closes the door again.) Okay, and uh if anyone needs help pretending to like it, I learned something in acting class, try uh, rubbing your stomach (Rubs his stomach) or uh, or saying mmm and uh, oh oh! And smiling (Smiles while pretending to stir a bowl), okay?
Lydia: Hey, Knick fan, am I interested in your views on fatherhood? Uh, no.
Caitlin: One uh, vegetarian pizza. That's $12.15.
Rachel: Yeah uh, y'know what uh, let's skip it.
Rachel: Yknow what? I am going to do something today. Im not just gonna sit around like some old lady. Im gonna get something pierced. Like my uh, like my nose or my tongue or something.
Ross: Yeah, I need uh Im justI dont knowI dont understand, umm, how this happened? We-we used a condom.
Phoebe: Ooh, uh (She grabs her coat and runs out.)
Chandler: Uh why, do you have a lecture?
Joey: Oh unless you uh, you wanna hang around.
Ross: I, uh, I'll go see. (He goes in)
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, she works over at that place, uh...
RACHEL: Uh, to Stephanie Schiffer.
Joey: Uh, we stars just try to eat right and get lots of exercise.
MAN: Sure will. I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
Chandler: Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me.
Joey: Oh uh, well I just came in for a cup of coffee to go.
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Ross: (clinking a wine glass) Can I have everyones attention please? Im uh; Im Ross Geller.
Ross: Yeah but uh Okay, okay look you guys know that Rachel and I slept together, but theres something else. (Pause) Rachels pregnant.
Rachel: Huh. Well, uh, thats uh, thats interesting. (She goes over and retrieves her note.)