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Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Ross: Hi! Hi, Im uh Ross. Im here to ruin this magical day for you.
Monica: Listen uh, I-Ive been doing some thinking, and I dont know whether its because were here or Rachels giving birth but umm, I think we should try to have a baby.
Ross: Uh yes! Thank you.
Ross: Oh uh, Im sorry. (Runs out.)
Ross: Wow! Sorry. So uh, how are the new people?
Rachel: Well they have uh, some unusual pet names for each other. Including umm, evil bitch and uh, sick bastard. Oh God oh! Contraction!
Man: Oh uh, up or down?
Man: Yeah. Me. (The elevator door opens.) Oh hey, thats me. (Rolls onto the elevator.) Hey uh, I take it youre just visiting someone.
Joey: (standing behind her) Uh, you gotta press the button. (Does so.)
Joey: (walks up) Uh, shes with me. (Introduces himself) Dr. Drake Remoray.
Chandler: Okay. Uh, well dim the lights, dim the lights. (He goes to the light switch and finds its not a dimmer switch when he flips the lights off.) Or turn them out all together. Uh, no scented candles. Okay here. Here we go. (He sprays an aerosol air freshener above her.)
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Cliff: Well uh if you must know Im a widower.
Joey: Excellent! Excellent! And uh, finally, are you into any weird stuff yknow, sexually?
Ross: Uh Rach
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Ross: Uh well umm were just not in that place, yknow? But were very excited about this.
Joey: Uh, well hes 33.
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Phoebe: Uh Joey, were trying to dial down the crazy.
Ross: Uh actually, we-weve narrowed it down to two names.
Ross: Wow! Umm, okay uh everyone this is Isabella. (Rachel starts crying.) What?
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Ross: Oh nothing. Nothing! Just uh, youve been a little short with me lately. Im not trying to irritate you.
PHOEBE: Uh huh, what is happening to the world? I mean, no no no, 'cause ET leaves, and and Rocky loses, Charlotte dies.
Joey: Hey! Uh, this is just to give you an idea. Okay well, we can put screens here, (In front of the crib.) so that the baby has privacy, and-and-and maybe a mobile over the crib. And uhOh look! Heres a baby monitor (Holds it up), which until the baby comes we can use as walkie-talkies. Huh?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Ross: Laugh all you want but uh, she actually left me a message saying shed like to go out again.
Joey: All right! All right! Uh, umm, Super-Speedy Speed round!
Joey: Uh, four.
Ross: What, uh... what juggling thing?
Joey: Wow, that's, uh, dirty.
Donny: Uh, Gene, you're gonna have a chance to go to the winner circle in the second half. But right now Henrietta you are going to the winner circle to try your luck for ten thousand dollars, right after this, don't go away.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
David: Uh, ow.
MRS GREEN: I'm uh, considering leaving your father.
ROSS: Oh, oh my God, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids.
Ross: Yes! Yes! I mean it's-it's kinda far from work, but uh, y'know, I'll get so much done on the commute. I-I've been given the gift of time!
Ross: Oh, no-no-no, see, that-that clocks a little fast, uh, we have 17 minutes. Huh, what can we do in 17 minutes? Twice?
Joey: I dunno what to say, Ross. Uh, it's a monkey.
Chandler: Well, I don't know what mad him so mad, y'know? All I said was that uh, I didn't think this wasn't gonna be his big break, that this movie wasn't going to do anything for him, and that uh, y'know it didn't sound like a real movie--Okay, he should've pushed me off of the bridge.
LITTLE BULLY: Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Joey: Ok, I got one, I got one. Uh, if he blows into one, does the other one get bigger?
Rachel: All right, its okay. One little setback is okay, just dont let it happen again, all right? Now since daddy paid for all this stuff, I should take it all away. But Im just gonna take the-the pajmena. (Ross hands it to her.) And the uh, and the uh pants. Yknow what, Im just gonna take it all away, cause that way youll just really learn the lesson. Okay? All righty, Im gonna run a couple of errands and I will see you at dinner. (Leaves with all of Jills stuff.)
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
Chandler: Hello? Oh, uh, Rachel, it's the Visa card people.
Joey: Uh, I think hes in Rachels room. See ya. (Exits.)
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, to say good-bye.
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Ross: Um... uh.... vulva.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Ross: Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Uh, let's see, who do I hate?
Joey: Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Ross: All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?
Chandler: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
Monica: It's uh...
Rachel: Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy.
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry.
Rachel: Uh... yeah, why?
Chandler: Oh well, thats uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!
Ross: Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.
Joey: Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?
PHOEBE: Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Ross: Uh.... bean! Bean!
Coma Guy: Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay.
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Carol: Umm uh, Ill make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
Kristin: Wow, uh, anything else I should know?
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Ross: Yeah. You, uh, you want some?
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Joey: Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
Monica: Uh huh.
Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares at him.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.
Ross: What, uh... what were you thinking?
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Ross: Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I dont have a Speedo. Im gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Mr. Tribbiani: (To Phoebe) What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Phoebe: Uh uh.
Joey: Uh, moist, yeah.
Ross: Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh?
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Danielle: Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Monica: Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.