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Ross: Uh-uhWow! Uh, I thought you guys were just like making jokes, I had no idea. What you know what? You guys are wrong. Uh yes, there is a chronological age difference but I never notice it. You know why? Because she is very mature. Besides, it doesnt really matter to me what you guys think. I mean, Im the one dating Elizabeth, not you!
Rachel: Uh well, uh this is a silent auction. They lay out all the stuff here and then you write down your offer and then the highest bid gets it.
Rachel: (suddenly worried) Uh, wh-why?
Ross: Uh, so this play umm, what do you think? Its-its gotten great reviews! Yknow the uh
Chandler: Oh, yeah. (Starts to take it off and then realizes) Uh, no you cant have my jacket! Because then I would be cold! If you thought that you were going to be cold, you shouldve brought your own jacket. But uh, other than that, are you okay? Are you okay?
Richard: You too, you let uh, your hair grow long.
Chandler: (to Richards date) And uh, you dont have a mustache which is good. (She just smiles.) Im Chandler; I make jokes when Im uncomfortable.
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Richard: Its so great seeing you guys again. Id like to make a toast. (Everyone raises their glasses) Uh, as a poet once said, "In the sweetness of friendship, let there be laughter and sharing of pleasures for in the due of little things the heart finds its morning and is refreshed."
Ross: Yeah, I was but uh, she was a little busy with a water balloon fight.
Joey: (To Phoebe) Oh and uh the guy who got the Paris trip is at table four.
Rachel: Oh well, hello. This is your lucky day Mr. Bowmont, the uh gentleman day sailer as just become available again and I believe that you made a bid of $18,000.
Mr. Bowmont: I was actually relieved uh I didnt win the boat. My wife wouldve killed me.
Chandler: Oh, just hanging out, talkin about uh, websites. (Joey laughs.) Yeah, we saw this really interesting website about marriage and how totally unnecessary it is and how its just a way for the government to keep tabs on you.
Monica: What uhWhat did youWhat?!
Joey: Hey uh, have you guys scene Chandler?
Chandler: Well, never say never but yknow probably uh yeah, never.
Ross: Oh, thanks. Yeah, I really thought wed be able to make it work, but uh, I guess it just wasnt meant to be.
Richard: Uh, no! No! Thats art! If it bothers you I can put my art out.
Monica: Uh yeah, I-I actually I thought about you a couple months ago.
Ross: D'ya.. uh.. d'ya need any help?
Ross: Hey, so uh, y'know how there's something I wanted to talk to you about?
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
Phoebe: Here, Monica, look what I got to wear when I play at the restaurant (she dons a top hat) uh, huh wait! (she raises a pair of spectacles to her eyes) Right? I mean, this might even class up the ballad of the uncircumcised man.
Ross: (on phone) Uh, hello dad! Monica and I just saw the house in the paper! (Listens) Yes were surprised! (Listens) Who did you leave a message with?
Ross: Hey look, Phoebe. I, uh, I laid out the states geographically...
Joey: Hey. Can, uh, can we help you?
Mr. Tribbiani: Thank you. Uh...
Rachel: Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping, and I buy laundry detergent, but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.
Rachel: All right, all right, all right. Last night, I had a dream that, uh, you and I, were...
Ronni: Oh, like, uh, five minutes?
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Ross: Uh, okay, yeah, we could do that, but before we head off to the murder capital of the North-East, I was, uh, kinda wanting to run something by you. Y'know how we were, uh, y'know, talking before about, uh, relationships and stuff? (Uncorks the wine) Well-
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Monica: Thank you. Come meet my friends. This is uh, Phoebe.
Roger: Did I, uh, did I miss something?
Ross: Yeah, uh, uh, ok, there's this great rare bookstore on Madison Avenue. You know what? She loves architecture, you know what you should do? You should take a walk down fifth to the Saint Patrick's Cathedral and there there's this great little pastry shop that she'd love.
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Ross: Uh, yeah, you sure you want to after what happened at their 20th?
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Ross: Thats right Lydia, Elizabeth here is a student and uh, were dating. And you may frown upon that, but were not gonna hide it anymore.
Alice: No-no-no, no, its going to be fine. Because umm, because I teach Home Ec, and uh, I can have 30 kids making baby clothes all year long. Yknow itll-itll be like my very own little sweatshop.
Joey: All right, okay, this is great, uh, Chandler, you get behind the desk. And-and when she comes in hopefully, she wont recognise you because, well, why would she? Uh, okay, and then you buzz Ross and I. (to Ross) You be Mr. Gonzalez, and Ill be uh, Mr. Wong.
Ross: Um... uh.... vulva.
Phoebe: So, uh, why didn't you say anything?
Rachel: Okay, y'know what uh, actually, that's great. That helps a lot. Thanks. (She leaves them to wrestle.)
Chandler: (browsing through a diary) Uh, let's see, who do I hate?
Joey: Oh, thats, uh, thats Phoebes friends dog. I dont know what his real name is, but I call him Mozzarella.
Ross: Oh, you could just go uh, "greatest of ease (plays air guitar) BAH-bah-bha-bhannn." Then go right into it.
Ross: All right. (Gets up.) I'll uh, I'll see you later, okay?
Chandler: Somebody wanna help me, tryin' to rip out my heart. (they pull her hand off of him) Uh, that's great. (looking around) Anybody seen a nipple?
Chandler: Uh, no, I got to see Donald Trump waiting for an elevator.
Monica: Okay. It's-it's about Alan. There's something that you should know. I mean, there's really no easy way to say this.. uh.. I've decided to break up with Alan.
Monica: It's uh...
Rachel: Uh, actually, I think I'm gonna be busy.
Monica: Aww, thank you. (Notices something.) Uh Rach?
Joey: Then, uh, then I'm sorry.
Rachel: Uh... yeah, why?
Chandler: Oh well, thats uh, a little later than I uh, generally care to stay, but sure!
Ross: Well then wed be in a lot of trouble, you dont know where any countries are. (Rachel glares at him.) Okay. (He goes over to the desk followed by Rachel.) Uh, say would you umm Would you mind checking again to see if any umm, private rooms may have (Handing her some money) opened up?
Ross: Wait! Wait! Wait! Y'know what? Just stay. Please? It uh It would really mean a lot to me if you stayed.
Joey: Uh... Phoebe? Phoebe?
PHOEBE: Please, I almost fell for that with, uh, Pride of the Yankees, I thought I was gonna see a film about Yankee pride and then, boom, the guy gets Lou Gehrig's disease.
Coma Guy: Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay.
Ross: Uh.... bean! Bean!
Carol: Umm uh, Ill make some coffee and we can uh, chat.
Conan: Its a tradition here on Friends after every taping for me to hang out with you guys, (They all laugh) talk down the episode umm The point of this whole thing is what people see in America is: they see Friends, they love the show, it looks like a smooth running machine, but behind the scenes theres deceit, mistrust, and hate. And I thought, I thought wed actually take a look at uh, yknow some of these moments where you guys arethere are mistakes. You make mistakes.
ROSS: Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Kristin: Wow, uh, anything else I should know?
Ross: Yeah. You, uh, you want some?
Chandler: (to Kim and Nancy) Oh, hi! Excuse me, is uh Rachel Green here? I was supposed to meet her for lunch.
Joey: Oh hey come on, dont-dont-dont do this! Umm, look let-let me tell you something, okay? Now when I watch you do a scene, Im thinking, "Boy, she-she is a great actress!" (Shes not buying it.) Uh but-but, I am also thinking, "She is hot!"
Joey: Uh yeah. Pheebs, listen about that. I only offered
Ross: So uh, any ideas for the bachelor party yet?
Joey: Oh. That is quite a situation. Uh, do you see any like, powder?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
Monica: Uh huh.
Ross: What, uh... what were you thinking?
Ross: I just Bamboozled Chandler! (Flexes in victory while everyone stares at him.) Which is not uh sexual thing. That was a quick shower.
Ross: Uh Phoebe, can I see you for a second?
Monica: Rach, theres something uh, important I have to tell you.
Mr. Tribbiani: (To Phoebe) What happened to the, uh, puppet guy?
Joey: Well to tell you the truth, they uh, (Pause) they had a problem with the bag!
Phoebe: Uh uh.
Joey: Uh, moist, yeah.
Chandler: A Speedo? Uh, I dont have a Speedo. Im gonna go pack my regular long bathing suit. (Goes into the bedroom.)
Ross: Hey I uh just picked up Ben from school
Paolo: Uh, Racquela tell me you massage, eh?
Ross: Ok ... (they leave the room, long pause) Well, uh, Joey, I guess we have no problem.
Chandler: Oh uh, as it turns out, we cant do it. Monica has to work.
Danielle: Listen uh, maybe we could get together later?
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
Monica: Listen, uh, you told me something that was really difficult for you. And I, I-I figured if you could be honest, then I can to.
Tom: Thanks... uh... I'm so sorry about Ross, it's...
Ross: Um uh Were-were just having this baby together but uh, uh thats all.
Rachel: Uh... I don't know.
Ross: Wow! This is very flattering, uh...
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
Chandler: Uh, Yes. Yes. Ive just been going over your data here, and little thing, youve been post-dating your Friday numbers.
ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
Ross: No, no, they will. I just... uh...
JOEY: Ok, uh, hey Richard, if you had an extra ticket to the Knicks game and you had to choose between a friend who smells and one who bruises you who would you pick?
Eric: Uh listen, I justI thought you should know I broke up with Ursula.
Monica: All right, all right. Maybe I can fit them in if I just do some rearranging. But uh, Rachel may actually have to sit at the bar!
JOEY: No no, uh, don't thank me for comin' in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge. You were goin' for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day. [gets up and leaves]
Ross: Oh God, thank you! (Runs and gives all of them a group hug.) Umm, uh, Mr. Stevens Id like you to meet my friends uh, this is Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler.
Joey: Uh, de-clawing cats. Hey, tell ya what. Let me walk you home. Well stop by every news stand and burn every copy of their Times and the Post.
Joey: Uh, does it hurt?
Ross: Pheebs you uh you do know how to ride a bike dont you?
Don: Uh, not really. But when it comes to cheese, Im one of the people who thinks the smellier the better.
The Casting Director: Okay, uh well, let's try one. Whenever you guys are ready. (Some dude puts down a couple bowls of soup in front of them.)
Susan: Uh huh.
Joey: Yeah, I uh weighted like 27 pounds when I was born so
CHANDLER: I, I'm sorry, I uh [unchains the door and opens it all the way] I already have a roommate. [Joey turns around in the leather recliner]
Monica: Well I-I talked to and uh, shes definitely going to have this baby. Yknow, she said she was gonna raise it on her own.
Joey: Great story! But, I uh, I gotta go, I got a date with Andrea--Angela--Andrea... Oh man, (looks to Chandler)
Ross: Oh. Uh, by the way, if it makes you feel any better. I happen to like 8-year-old boys.
Ross: Yeah, see, we-we-we have to stop across the hall, because its my sister. But, uh, uh yknow actually, growing up with a sister was nice because it really helped me understand women. Yeah, you-you should tell your friends that.
Rachel: Oh, I forgot this was in here. Umm, this was the uh garter that I was saving for my wedding and I wanted it to be Monicas something borrowed and its blue. (Starts to cry again.) Yeah